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Porn's Hot 100: Genesis Picks The Hundred Hottest Pornstars

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

There are countless women making a living in Porn Valley—and while many can succeed as porn performers, only a handful will ever be crowned stars. And a mere fraction of those stars will be in the top 100.

Yes, Genesis has released their annual list of the best of the best: and whether you love it or hate it, it's interesting to see who they deem worthy of the top 100 title. We've taken a closer look at their pick for the top ten, with a look at where these ladies were listed last year—and our thoughts on their current position.

As always, your thoughts for who should have made the cut are welcome in the comments.

2009 Porn's Hot 100 (genesisonline.com)

Previously: The 100 Hottest Women In Porn (According To Genesis, Anyway) (fleshbot.com)

10. Gianna Michaels

Last Year's Rank: 21

Fleshbot's Thoughts: If anything, we're just shocked it's taken so long to get the wondrous Gianna into the top ten. She's a strong performer with a resume that's as expansive as her T&A. Heck, she made our top ten all the way back in 2007.

· Photo via Reality Kings (realitykings.com)

9. Joanna Angel

Last Year's Rank: 18

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Again, it's good to see a long time favorite (and, ahem, Supreme Commandress) recognized in the top ten. We'd love to know what boosted her rank this year—was it "LA Pink"? Cause "LA Pink" does look pretty awesome....

· Photo via Burning Angel (burningangel.com)

8. Belladonna

Last Year's Rank: 5

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Any top ten that doesn't include Belladonna is just kidding itself.

7. Briana Banks

Last Year's Rank: 22

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Another hardworking performer who should have been in the top ten ages ago.

· Photo via Earl Miller (earlmiller.com)

6. Bree Olson

Last Year's Rank: 10

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Bree got a slight boost in the rankings this year—and with releases like "The Five", it's not hard to see why.

· Photo via Twistys (twistys.com)

5. Stormy Daniels

Last Year's Rank: 1

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Stormy's stayed strong this year—but she's also shifted her focus from making porn to pursuing a career in politics. You can't stay on top if you're not fully in the game.

· Photo via Wicked Pictures (freewicked.com)

4. Tera Patrick

Last Year's Rank: 2

Fleshbot's Thoughts: We're a bit surprised to see that Tera's still in the top ten. Not that we don't find her enthralling—but she barely performs anymore. Shouldn't that be a knock against her?

3. Jesse Jane

Last Year's Rank: 3

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Digital Playground's resident superstar holds steady. No surprises here: with her talent and enthusiasm for her work, Jesse's not going anywhere for a while.

· Photo of Jesse Jane courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

2. Jenna Haze

Last Year's Rank: 4

Fleshbot's Thoughts: There's a very good reason why Jenna bagged Female Performer of the Year—and it's the same reason why she scored the number two slot on the Genesis list: this girl is fucking hot.

· Photo via Big Wet Asses (freepornofreeporn.com)

1. Sasha Grey

Last Year's Rank: 6

Fleshbot's Thoughts: 2009 is the Year of Sasha Grey. If she hadn't been crowned with the number one slot, we might have had to organize a protest (Million Fleshbot Reader March, anyone?).

· Photo via Twistys (twistys.com)

Fuck My Wife... Please: Top Ten Cheating Wives Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Is there any thrill equal to the taboo naughtiness of watching a hot wife go at it behind her husband's back with a strapping, hung lad? If there is, we haven't found it yet.

True, we might not be so keen on the cuckoldry if it were our wife, and if this were real life—but that's the beauty of porn! We can all feel deliciously dirty indulging in the joys of cheating wives... without having to worry about anyone's feelings (or, uh, marriage) being any worse off for it all. It's all just delicious, sexy cuckold action, without any complications or consequences—which we're heartily looking forward to enjoying.

Milf Cheats on Her Husband (youporn.com)

Husband watches wife get fucked (tube8.com)

My Husband Is Away (youporn.com)

Housewife fucked while husband watches (megaporn.com)

Cheating wife almost gets caught (redtube.com)

Vintage cheat wife (megaporn.com)

Cheating wife Briana Banks (megaporn.com)

Revenge by Sydney (megaporn.com)

Cheating Housewives (megaporn.com)

Cheating Slut (megaporn.com)

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Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

The 100 Most Popular Pornstars Ever (On Porn-Star.com)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:30:01 EST

As another year draws to a close, there's yet another chance to rank pornstars (not that you really needed the excuse). Porn-Star.com has just unveiled its list of the hundred most popular pornstars (on Porn-Star.com).

So who gets top honors? View the top ten below:

10. Amy Reid

9. Jesse Jane

8. Priya Rai

7. Nikki Benz

Bummed that your favorite star didn't make the cut? View the full top 100 over at Porn-Star.com and see where she placed.

· 100 Most Popular Pornstars of 2008 (porn-star.com)

Briana Banks (BrianaBanks)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:00:00 EST

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

The World's Most Popular Pornstars (According To Fame Registry, At Least)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:00:00 EST

There are many media outlets that claim to tell you who the hottest or most popular pornstars in the world are—but most of those lists rely on reader polls or staff picks; not hard, indisputable science and statistics. Enter FameRegistry, a website that generates a monthly list of the world's most popular pornstars, using an algorithm that compiles data from a wide variety of sources (Google searches, MySpace friends, and Alexa ranking, to name a few) to scientifically determine who among all the world's pornstars is truly the greatest. It's no Extreme Pornstar Showdown, but we suppose it'll do. So who made this month's top ten? Check below, and see what science has to say about porn.

10. Taylor Rain

9. Sunny Leone

8. Belladonna

7. Brittney Skye

6. Eva Angelina

5. Mary Carey

4. Briana Banks

3. Jesse Jane

2. Jenna Haze

1. Tera Patrick

· Fame Registry (fameregistry.com)

Briana Banks (BrianaBanks)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:30:00 EST

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Briana Banks Saves The World... And Then Some

Evelyn Leigh — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 18:30:00 EST

Can you imagine what a miserable state would the world be in if Briana Banks wasn't around to constantly save it? Well, you can imagine all you want—but we don't even want to think about that possibility. Before Briana, we never thought of lab nerds and germ research as masturbation fodder... but when Briana's involved, well, it's a different story. We had no idea that making an antidote included getting naked (which may explain why all our attempts at antidotes always failed). But now that we've been schooled by Briana, we can start saving the world too, and give the girl a day off (even superpornstarheroes need a break sometimes, you know).

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· Briana sucks hard and gets it hard (redtube.com)

Briana Banks Is More Than Just A Pretty Face (And Ass)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:00:00 EDT

Following in the footsteps of many porn greats before her, Briana Banks recently announced that she'll be leaving Vivid to start her very own company, Briana Banks Entertainment. The official launch will take place at AVN 2009, the first feature begins shooting late next month. We're eagerly awaiting Briana's debut as Head Pornstar In Charge—until then, let's share in the memories of some of her most fabulous moments, shall we?

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Briana Banks Great Sex (megarotic.com)

Briana Banks featured in Fleshbot Babes

"Where The Boys Aren't 19"

Briana Banks Gagged In Bed (megarotic.com)

· Briana Banks Entertainment Announcement (myspace.com)

Briana Banks (BrianaBanks)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 11:00:27 EDT

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Briana Banks Learns Things The Hard Way

Evelyn Leigh — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:30:50 EDT

You don't want to have a run in with the law in a bad neighborhood. And you definitely don't want to have that run in that's going to lead to you getting put a way for a long time. Briana Banks has the unfortunate habit of learning these things the hard way—but her misfortune ends up being our gain. She may get out of having to go down to the station, but she'll still have to go downtown (if you know what we mean). Who knew street justice could be so sexy?

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· Hot Blond Strip-Searched by Policeman (redtube.com)

Tera Patrick And Friends Are "Where The Boys Aren't" ... And You're Not

DCypher — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:10:18 EDT

Thanks to Showtime’s incessant rebroadcasting of the 2008 AVN Awards, most heterosexualist audiences may be forgiven for thinking that Chi Chi LaRue is a failed Vegas lounge singer who marked the end of the show with a hysteria-inducing performance of a song we are pretty sure was titled "Tranny Girls Rock". But since we here at Fleshbot cover both sides of the waterfront, we know that Chi Chi is an eminently respected gay porn director and safer sex advocate who has also dipped his/her heels into the straight porn world on occasion until giving up that end of the business a few years ago over the lack of condom use in most hetero-flavored smut. Good thing that "Where The Boys Aren't" doesn't fall into that category!

The concept of having a larger-than-life drag queen direct a Sapphic porn spectacular isn't as farfetched as it may sound; after all, there isn’t a single girl in the cast who couldn’t learn a thing or two from Chi Chi about applying waterproof mascara or keeping lipstick off their teeth and still looking fabulous. And with the lack of male partners—and hence no need for condoms—there's nothing to get anyone's panties in a twist over!

"Where The Boys Aren't 19" (subtitled "Arabian Nights") stars Tera Patrick in all her glory as the Lady in the Lamp, who gets rubbed by costars including Briana Banks, Monique Alexander, Lexi Marie, Tawny Roberts, Mercedez, Lyndsey and Lacey Love, Lanny Barby, award-winning vintner Savanna Samson, and the amazing disappearing Stefani Morgan. And if that lineup isn't enough to make you wish you were there (whether you're a boy or not), maybe the exclusive preview gallery Vivid was nice enough to share with us will.

"Where The Boys Aren't 19" will be released later this month.

• Vivid (vividvideo.com)
• Order: "Where The Boys Aren't 19" (Adult DVD Empire)

Flesh Flicks: Briana Banks Sticks It To The Man (And Vice Versa)

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 21:00:07 EDT

Police brutality is a serious issue that Briana Banks is doing her best to combat. It may look she's the latest victim of an overzealous law enforcement officer, but her lack of resistance leads to us to believe that she's actually working undercover for a local community organization looking to take down rogue cops. This is a brave and admirable sacrifice on her part, but we're worried that using Briana for this type sting operation may be a clear case of entrapment. It doesn't really seem fair, but this cop may have got off scot free.

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· "Briana Banks Police Fucked" (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives