Fleshbot: bodypainting

Bar Refeali: Reading Is Sexy

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:30:01 EDT

We've enjoyed settling in with a good book, but lately it seems like we never have the time to devote to a nice long session of reading. Perhaps we should recruit Bar Refeali to help us out...she certainly seems like she'd make reading very, very fun indeed.

Bar Refaeli is Naked and Written On (egotastic.com)
Bar Refaeli is Naked and Written On (egotastic.com)
Bar Refaeli is Naked and Written On (egotastic.com)

Chanuka Comes Early This Year

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 14:00:00 EST

Petra Nemcova (prettyhotandsexy.sk, via pussycalor.com

Summer Cummings Has The Only Golden Globes We Need

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 12:30:00 EST

Seeing Keeley Hazell covered in gold paint this past summer was one thing, seeing 34FF Summer Cummings covered in gold paint for Bizarre magazine is all together another. Now if only that awards show would give out girls like Summer as a prize, instead of those little statuettes—well, we might actually be motivated to try and win something! (bizarremag.com)

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "The Orgy Of The Golden Nudes"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:22:59 EDT

Are you tired of the same old orgy? Is your hedonistic group sex just not fulfilling you the way it used to? Perhaps you need something new to spice up your routine. Why not incorporate an idea that was in no way stolen from a James Bond movie and add some really expensive "golden" babes to the menu? They last longer, don't lose their value like silver or brass nudes, and it makes your King Midas role play fantasy that much more realistic. And if you decide to bomb Fort Knox afterward, that's an excellent way to recoup your investment.

· "Orgy Of The Golden Nudes" aka, "Honeymoon of Horror" (1964) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

Great Britain celebrates their Olympic success...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:50:56 EDT

Great Britain celebrates their Olympic success in the only way that makes any sense--covering Keeley Hazell's naked body in gold paint. Someone certainly deserves a medal for that. (thesun.co.uk)

In the biggest soccer match of the week,...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:44:31 EDT

In the biggest soccer match of the week, Austria beat Germany 10-5. No, not the important Euro 2008 match today. We're talking about the gripping contest between the nations' topless women's soccer teams. The only downside was that the traditional post-match jersey exchange was canceled. (smh.com.au)

Fleshbot PSI: Tiger Porn Is Gr-r-reat!

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:10:03 EDT

It's time once again to call on our loyal army of internet smut sleuths to help us decode a pornographic mystery. No, the mystery is not why some woman would paint a tiger face on her back to make it look like a fearsome jungle cat is devouring her partner; that's obviously confusing enough, but we want to know what movie this comes from. So can you help us out? The woman at the very end looks vaguely familiar, but since the clip is so short it's hard to even make a guess about its origin. But maybe you know where to find this elusive creature. Leave your clues in the comments.

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· "The Tiger sucks" (RedTube)

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Previously: Case Closed: Fleshbot PSI Jumps The Shark

Graffiti On Girls Invades NYC

Jonnobot — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:45:15 EDT

Finding a graffiti-covered anything in post-Giuliani New York City is usually pretty difficult ... unless you're looking for a sexy graffiti-covered naked model, in which case all you have to do is pony up fifteen bucks (plus extra for your own set of Sharpies) and make your way out to Queens for Shriiimp's latest Graffiti On Girls party this Friday night. Say what you will about the scourge on our nation's urban landscapes as a result of all those cans of spray paint and permanent markers; somehow, we don't think we're going to hear anyone complaining about any quality of life issues this time around.

· SHR***MP (shriiimp.com, registration required to view galleries - see event info here; via Unscathed Corpse

Previously: Graffiti On Girls

Flesh Flicks: Smurf Me!

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:07:53 EST

This video is one of those internet finds that horrifies and confuses us, yet somehow make our entire existence worthwhile. Every time you think it's reached the absolute height of ridiculousness, it somehow scales to a new sublime peak ... and then goes higher still. Not to oversell it, but we think we can say without hyperbole that this is the greatest thing ever made in the history of all time. We now present you Smurf porn ... in Spanish! If only the damage to your cherished childhood memories could be wiped away as easily as that blue paint.

· "Smurf FuckFest" (RedTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Posing naked for a calendar to raise money...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:45:27 EST

Posing naked for a calendar to raise money for charity is so over. Painting ceramic plates with your boobs is where the real money is at. (story + video @ thisisthenortheast.co.uk)

When Aubrey Huff Met Melissa Midwest

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:25:44 EST

Oh, that Melissa Midwest! She always seems be causing such a commotion, particularly when she hangs around radio host Bubba The Love Sponge. (We can't believe we just wrote those words.) Even after her unfortunate run-in with Brooke Skye last summer, she's back for more, this time letting Baltimore Oriole outfielder and chronic masturbater Aubrey Huff put paint on her ass. Honestly, we have no idea what's going on in this clip, but we suggest turning down the volume to avoid "Bubba"'s constant barrage of asshole and fart comments. Why do guys always have to ruin a sensitive Major League Baseball player ass-painting moment with talking?

· BubbaRaw - Bubba The Love Sponge (bubbaraw.com)
· Related: Everyone Opens Up To Bubba The Love Sponge + Aubrey Huff Admires "Works Of Art" (Deadspin)

Previously: Melissa Midwest vs. Brooke Skye: The Dildo Wars

Call us crazy, but it seems like bodypaint...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:00:10 EDT

Call us crazy, but it seems like bodypaint makes for a pretty lame superhero disguise. Any villain worth his salt with see right through that. (hisamichi58.blogspot.com, via easydreamer.blogspot.com)

While whoever put together this collection...

Fleshbot — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:22:41 EDT

While whoever put together this collection of bodyart photos refers to them as "tattoos", we're pretty sure most of them represent the less permanent medium of bodypainting instead. At least we hope they do—we'd hate to think there's even the slightest chance of us ever hooking up with a woman who has a portrait of Willy Nelson inked around her ladyparts. (ronbingham.com - thanks Nick)

It's pretty rare to find advertising that...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 14:22:37 EDT

It's pretty rare to find advertising that uses both tits and subtlety to sell its product. We guess we don't need to tell you to look closely. (sandeepmakam.blogspot.com)

Wet Spots: Dita Von Teese May Be One Of The Transformers

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 21:07:13 EDT

· Has Dita Von Teese been turned into a robot? Now she'll never be stopped! (dailypoa.com)

· American "pornstar" Courtney Coventry is questioned in the investigation for some sort of British bribing scandal that we don't really understand. But hey, free trip to London, right? (thesun.co.uk)

· The FBI agent in charge of 2257 inspections says the adult companies aren't doing so hot when it comes to record keeping. Maybe the owners should talk to that Courtney chick. (thesun.co.uk)

· Remember Daniella Cicarelli and her sex on the beach escapade? Turns out she now owes YouTube money because she complained. The lesson? Do not fuck with Google. Ever. (Boing Boing)

· Australia would like you to know that if you speed in your car, it's because you have a small dick. Sorry you had to find out this way. (upi.com)

· So a Polish magazine runs a picture of their President and Prime Minister sucking on the tits of German Chancellor Angela Merkel (on the cover!) and somehow people are upset by that? Those Europeans are so touchy. (yahoo.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Coney Island Mermaid Parade: March Of The Boobies

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 14:45:10 EDT

Of all the freaky places to hang out in New York City, perhaps no place attracts more freaks (and lets you shoot paintball guns at them) then Coney Island. Home to all manner of assorted weirdness, one of the grand traditions of the neighborhood is the annual Mermaid Parade, where wild boys and (mostly) girls put on their best homemade costumes and bodypaint and strut around like they own the place (which they basically do.) Also, there's boobs ... thousands and thousands of boobs. Painted, be-tasseled, jiggly and free ... you'll never find a better place to march down the boulevard without your shirt on. Or ogle absentmindedly without having the cops called on you. Voyeur-in-training Alex Goldberg investigates.

· Related: 25 Years Of Mermaids On Parade (photo gallery @ Gawker)
· Photos tagged with "mermaidparade" (Flickr)

Previously: Folsom Street East Redux: What The Camera Saw, Bring On The Babes Of Summer

Artsy Nudes By Lutz Kellermann

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:37:40 EDT

Is it just us, or does Germany seem to be an endless font of artistic nude photographers—and lithe Eurobabe models who populate their images? Lutz Kellerman is just our latest find in a long line of erotic shooters and he's built a nice assortment of art nude portraits that capture human bodies in interesting light. While not quite as kinky as the stereotypical German artist (a stereotype we enjoy perpetuating, by the way), his bodypainting gallery shows that he has a fun side too. Actually, all his photos demonstrate that ... and who wouldn't have fun photographing naked babes for a living? It must be nearly as exciting to do it as it is to blog about it. (Almost.)

· Lutz Kellermann Photography (lutz-kellermann.de, via sexoteric.com)

Previously: Richard ChauDavis' "No-Tell Motel": Wish You Were Here!, Erotic Nudes From Barney Cokeliss, Fine Art Nudes By Stan Trampe, Photography By Steven Lyon, Sexkicks Photography: The Couple That Shoots Naked Babes Together Stays Together, (Even More) Hot Eurobabes From Ulrich W., Thomas Schweizer's Eurobabe Parade