Not only is she a Burning Angel starlet, but she's also done shows on the British erotic network, Television X, as well as a Playboy parody called "Gash in the Attic" (as in "Cash in the Attic," ha!). Her latest accomplishment is, of course, winning our hearts.

· Interview and pics at Holly D (bizarremag.com)

So, hey, bring on the ice and the snow and the hail and and what have you: we've got our Queen to keep us warm...and trust us, she's got enough hotness to shelter a whole city all winter. (That's how it works, right?)

· Viktoria Modesta (bizarremag.com)

And she's pretty hot to boot, too...here's hoping we see a whole lot more of her, both in and out of Bizarre (and, ahem, in and out of her clothes), in the coming years!

· Bizarre Girls: Skin (bizarremag.com, video here)

Okay, maybe that line was a bit of a stretch—but that's not what's important. What's important is that you can learn all you ever wanted to know about Mosh's Russian origins and gymnast/acrobat past (and see many more hot pictures of her!) in Bizarre's profile of this hot little Crush Object. (Now do you forgive us for that terrible pun?)

· Mosh (bizarremag.com)

Watching Bianca and Rubber Doll prance around in this behind the scenes video is pretty mesmerizing—we're really (really) looking forward to the photo spread. Who knew horses had so much cleavage?

· Bianca and Rubber Doll (bizarremag.com)

Just a few months ago, it would have been the highest form of blasphemy to suggest that any model could ever make us think, "Keeley who?" But the rise of the equally well-endowed Sophie Howard has us wondering if there's enough room in our hearts for both. Sophie strikes again in the latest installment of Bizarre magazine, with a particularly saucy fetish-themed shoot. (Well, as much fetish as you can sneak into a lad mag, anyway.) The riding crop and leather outfits are certainly a nice twist on the standard topless pics we're used to and it never hurts to appeal to our kinky side. Don't worry ... we haven't turned our back on Miss Hazell, but we'll just have to squeeze a bit to make room for Sophie's plaque on our Wall of Ultimate Babeness. (We have a real wall and everything!)

· Sophie Howard (bizarremag.com, also @ celebpixx.blogspot.com)

Previoulsy: Meet Imogen Gray: Taking Advantage Of The System, This Week In Lad Mags: Girl-On-Girl Bonanza, In Search Of Sara Santos, Lucy Pinder Lets It All Hang Out, Michelle Marsh Will Not Be Ignored, Nuts' "Babes In The Bath", Bizarre: Alive and Kicking, Sophie Howard Makes Her Move

If you're as smitten with the delightful Dana DeArmond as we are, you'll find a whole lot more to love about her in this new interview at Bizarre Magazine where everyone's favorite porn unicorn talks about everything from her special talents ("I'm not one of those on-command squirters. I'm a random squirter") to earning pity dollars during her strip club days ("If you fall, throw up, someone steals your shit, then people feel bad and are like, 'Here's $50, sweetie. Don't cry. Stop vomiting on me'") to her favorite food ("Bacon is the chocolate of meats") and why she's known as the "porn unicorn" to begin with (long story)—as well as how she's coping with that recent house fire you may have heard something about. What you won't read about in the interview, however, is how she's accepted our offer to marry her and take her away to a secret tropical paradise where she will bear all of our children and live with us in blissful domesticity for the rest of our lives. (Oops, don't spread that around yet, OK? We haven't told her mom yet.)

· Dana DeArmond Interview (bizarremag.com)
· Dana DeArmond on MySpace (myspace.com, as if you didn't know already)

Previously: Naomi, Dana, and Mika: Almost Famous, Catching Up With Dana DeArmond, Dana DeArmond And the Curse Of The Fleshbot Video Interview, Dana DeArmond Needs A Hug (And A Place To Live), Porn Vegas Dispatch: Dana DeArmond Loves Us, Preview: "Dana DeArmond Does The Internet"