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Belladonna: Both Sides Now

Gram Ponante — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Of the many honors bestowed at last night's 25th annual X-Rated Critics' Organization (XRCO) Awards, no one was recognized for her range better than our Belladonna.

Belladonna collects awards at these events like people think she's going to return to the Mother Ship any minute, so that Belladonna (or Belladonna-related products, like "Pirates II" and "Girltrain") picked up five awards last night is not surprising.

It is simply that she landed both "Orgasmic Oralist" and "Orgasmic Analist," two awards that are themselves particular to the XRCO and which signify that Belladonna has 'em coming and going (and not to be confused with the porn practice of "Ass to Mouth").

The XRCO is the most democratic of the adult awards shows and, I am sad to say, my vote was not cajoled out of me by Sasha Grey (Mainstream Media Darling), Bobbi Starr (Superslut), Belladonna, Teagan (Cumback), or Julia Ann (MILF of the Year). Maybe next year...

Had there been an "Orgasmic Nasalist" award, we are certain she would have won that, too. Belladonna is just that good.

· XRCO (xrco.com)

Belladonna Down Under (= Not The Title Of Her Latest Movie)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 29 May 2008 11:50:42 EDT

Proving the further globalization of adult-themed trade events, the Australian city of Adelaide had its very own Sexpo last week complete with porn stars, lingerie, sex toys, and all sorts of stimulating stimuli. But if the news coverage we've come across is any indication, the star of the show was the lovely Belladonna, who ended up the focus of not one but two news stories and was interviewed in the video coverage, too. But hey, we can't really blame the Aussies for their Belladonna fixation. In case you haven't noticed, we're pretty sweet on her too.

· 'Dirty' girl a firm believer in coming clean (news.com.au)
· Meeting the 'dirtiest' girl in porn at Sexpo (news.com.au)
· The O List 15: Sexpo (publish.vx.roo.com)

Belladonna Is Deep In The Parts Of Texas

Gram Ponante — Mon, 05 May 2008 22:40:01 EDT

"The only thing I've ever done is a blowjob," says Belladonna to ingenue Alexis Texas. "I have no idea what a fellatio is." The two then begin a voyage of discovery in the lighthearted yet filthy romp through her pneumatic byways in "Discovering Alexis Texas."

Forget for a moment that, if Belladonna had actually been your college roommate, you would have found some way to stay in school and not work in your family's quarry. Forget, too, that the idea of Belladonna trying to convince us that, just by putting her hair in pigtails she is a virgin, is absurd. Instead, try to imagine yourself as the amiable Daniel as Belladonna and Texas descend on you for your blowjob advice ("It's a process," he says).

Belladonna and Texas make a stackable IKEA-like structure of themselves within minutes, causing the viewer to wonder if they haven't, in fact, done this before.

Nina Hartley narrates much of this movie as an older Texas, much like Jeanne Moreau in "The Lover" but with fewer Chinese. Here we recollect Texas' taking by "two hot studs."

Then Bella and Alexis suit up to expose themselves piece by piece. I imagine this is how the Sleestaks will look in the "Land of the Lost" remake.

Steve Holmes, whom last we saw being happily smothered by two large ladies, is surprised at the Universal City Metro Station by an admirer. Excellent guerilla filmmaking here.

Finally, we meet Hartley as the grown-up Texas. "I love myself," she says, "and everybody better goddamn love me."

While we would let Belladonna (and Nina Hartley) get away with anything, seeing Hartley at the end calls into question the modern subway and the moon suits of previous scenes. What has happened to Time?

· Belladonna (enterbelladonna.com)
· Watch "Discovering Alexis Texas" now at AdultRental.com
· Buy "Discovering Alexis Texas" (gamelink.com)