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Really? "You’re Nailin' Palin"? You Betcha!

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:00:00 EDT

This just proves that we always love to fuck the ones we love to hate to fuck to love to hate.

You're Nailin Palin: Interactive Adventures of a Hockey MILF

Studio: Hustler Video
Director: Axel Braun
Cast: Lisa Ann, Alexis Texas, Jay Lassiter, Chris Charming

In the Venn diagram of life, this movie represents the overlapping glory of Lisa Ann's strengths: she's done Sarah Palin, and she's done interactive porn. Have you done either of these things? If not, this will be a learning process. To begin with, thank your stunt-penises, Jay Lassiter and Chris Charming, for representing you so aptly.

You materialize in Governor Palin's office, where she promptly asks if you would like her to take her clothes off. If you say yes, she will. If you say no, angry red and black letters will inform you: YOU ARE NOT A MAVERICK!!! It's not as if you have total control. Try as I might, I couldn't get Sarah to put her clothing back on. I couldn't un-fuck her. Interactive porn is less like playing God and more like playing Cyrano de Bergerac: you forever strive to get laid.

And laid you get. You progress through the event tiers-teasing, masturbation, foreplay, oral, vaginal, anal-picking and choosing your favorite positions, until you finally give your stunt-penis license to cum. Once you're done with Sarah, Miss California (played by Alexis Texas) pays a visit to conduct an experiment "on the evils of homosexuality." Oh, satire! Thy name is lesbian scene.

In the Behind the Scenes footage, Alexis admits she doesn't know why she's playing Carrie Prejean, but that does not detract from her performance. Research be damned, Alexis fits in perfectly into the symphony your penis is conducting, joke and stroke. And just in case you forget which state representative you're pounding, she keeps the sash on.

Somehow, I feel that the interactivity helps the parody. Acting is reacting, and when it's just you and the jokes (and the sex), you can guffaw or groan or masturbate however you like. Overall, the humor suits Sarah. It's not that difficult to imagine the almost-VP launching dirty commands between pun-heavy innuendos. Personal favorite: when you're about to do her doggie-style, she says, "Why don't you fuck me like a sled dog so I can say I-did-your-rod?"

Of course, we can't forget to thank Lisa Ann. Her comfort in this role is apparent, and her embellishments are magical. After you share some particularly raucous cowgirl anal, Lisa Ann will smile and adjust her glasses ever so slightly. You will filibust a nut.

Why am I so into this? I don't know, but I'm positive I'm not the only one. It's been nearly a year since the election, and everyone is still just as excited by the idea of boning Sarah Palin. She's America's MILF. Years from now, future civilizations will unearth this ancient porno and realize they've discovered one of the sacred texts that make up the Cult of Palin.

Faye Reagan Makes A Perfect Life Preserver In Sin City's "Babewatch"

DCypher — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Usually when you think about beach shows featuring lifeguards, images of girls wearing a tight red one piece jogging up and down the beach with their tatas bouncing all over the place spring to mind.

But for acclaimed director Axel Braun, the director behind the resurrection of Sin City's award winning Babewatch series...naw, not so much.

While the original series (helmed by the late great Buck Adams) highlighted the beauty of the California beach lifestyle, and showcased the talents of legends like Asia Carrera, Kylie Ireland, Temptress, Brianna Banks, Amber Lynn, Stephanie Swift, and Tabitha Stevens, the "Babewatch" reboot takes a slightly different approach.

Instead of wasting all his time on his new Sin City feature digging sand out of the luscious cracks of the new school of hot young harlots, he moves them poolside, away from the prying eyes of tourists and the hassle of unctuous law enforcement agents intent on pawing up the cast and holding up production.

The new school of life preserving starlets includes our favorite redheaded heartthrob Faye Reagan, as well as Bridgette B, Nicole Ray, Angela Attison, and (last but in no way least) Lyla Storm. Will these talented young ladies have what it takes to serve and protect your junk? Who knows? Matter of fact, so long as they do everything in their power to resuscitate us after a long and tiring swim—and we do mean everything—who cares?

"Babewatch" releases this month from Sin City and Axel Braun. Check out this exclusive sneak peek below and then look for the trailer and release info by visiting their website.

We heart you, Faye!

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Vivid Throws Its Hat Into The Porn Parody Ring

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 13:30:01 EDT

While Hustler, X-Play, and New Sensations have been steadily cranking out scores of "Not The," "This Ain't," and "XXX Parody" titles, Vivid has sat on the sidelines, completely avoiding the seemingly unstoppable porn parody train. Until now.

We've just got word that Vivid has snatched up Axel Braun—the fine mind behind "This Ain't Happy Days XXX" and "This Ain't Star Trek XXX"—to direct their upcoming line of porn parodies. Keep an eye out for "Batman XXX: a Porn Parody," "The Addams Family XXX: a Porn Parody," "Zorro XXX: a Porn Parody," and "The Green Hornet XXX: a Porn Parody."

Yes, even The Green Hornet.

· Vivid Entertainment Signs Axel Braun Productions to Distribution Deal (xbiz.com)
· Thumbnail: Vivid Girl Sunny Leone... future (not) Morticia Addams? (sunny-leone-model.com)

Trans Porn of the Moment: "Trans Action"

Gram Ponante — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:20:54 EDT

Does Brazilian president Luiz In cio Lula da Silva know that now when I hear the word "tranny" I think of his country, of which he was elected head of government twice in back to back landslide elections? Having visited a considerable swath of Brazil and having seen no trannies myself, I know that the gap between paid data and personal experience is large. Still, with all the tranny titles coming out of that country, it is easy to believe that the trannies arrived on the QE2 immediately after I left the Sao Paulo Airport.

"Sex is a very strong component of Brazilian culture," director Axel Braun's publicist said Axel Braun said. "It's in the music, in the clothes, in the air....(I like to imagine that during these ellipses Braun languidly waved his hands through wafting cigarette smoke, searching for ther right word, a tear in his eye)... There is a sense of constant promiscuity that's very intriguing, and I wanted to capture the essence of it."
- GP

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