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"Cum Fuck Them Young" Reminds Us Of The Halcyon Days Of Yesteryear

DCypher — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

Nowadays, the erudite porn consumer has a plethora of choices confronting them, particularly when it comes to the insatiable desire to see some sweet, young poon merrily demolished. No one understands this burning itch better than New Sensations.

Which explains (in part) why they've released a four plus hour title starring some of your favorite cock gargling starlets, back when they were fresh and new and nearly factory sealed, their young hearts and vaginas still as indestructible like those famous plastic combs from our childhoods.

"Cum Fuck Them Young" is more than just a compilation video starring Bree Olson, Amy Ried, Ava Rose, Lacie Heart, Riley Mason, Audrey Bitoni, Carmen Kinsley, Chase Dasani, Krystal Jordan, Lindsey Meadows, Ruby Flame, Samantha Sin, and Stefanie Renee—it's also an invitation to recall those halcyon days of yonder, fleeting quickly into life's rear view mirror as we push ever further towards the great equalizer. It's one great big "carpe diem" shouted up into the face of the howling abyss, a double finger superhero salute to the darkness that threatens to strip all meaning away from this brief and wonder filled dream.

Is that too morbid? Welcome to the winter of our discontent. It's been a wild year, one where we lost too many we cherished. That being said, "Cum Fuck Them Young" is also a reminder to grab life by the tail, to chuck out that which is truly non-essential, and to embrace our animal instincts right here and now.

Seeing young and vibrant Ava Rose have her tight and tiny clam pried open again takes us back. Likewise, it fills the cockles of our hearts with joy to see a thin, bubbly Bree Olson get nailed in the ass—almost as if it is her very first time. With so many amazing starlets doing what we have grown to love them for, this release is like the "family-sized" value saver equivalent of a pornographic Costco—which is fine from time to time.

"Cum Fuck Them Young" releases next week from New Sensations. Check out this awesome gallery, exclusive to Fleshbot, then go out and seize the day!

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"Vampiress": Waiting To Impale

Gram Ponante — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

We try to steer you right here at Fleshbot, even when our judgment is momentarily clouded by personal friendships, advertising dollars, or cocaine. That is why we'll tell you that "Vampiress" is a horrible movie but it has its charms.

Ava Rose and girlfriends go on a birthday adventure to Raven Castle, whispered to have been the home of a legendary vampiress. In flashbacks, we see dark, lush beauty Audrey Bitoni working her evil. Back in the present day, however, the party girls are having visions and finding clues hinting at the castle's bloodthirsty former inhabitants.

The reason "Vampiress" is worth watching is because the sex is candlelit and bodice-rippy, performed by dusky hippy beauties like Rose, Bitoni, Gianna Lynn, Raveness, and Amber Rayne (with the blonde Alexis Texas thrown in as a ringer).

But it is almost Eon McKai-level bad with mind-numbing dialogue and cougar vampire Raveness (from 1472, no less), bouncing between bad period dialogue and lines like "Work that fuckin' pussy, baby." The nail in the coffin is when we get to hear director Marcus London's stage directions ("Ava, turn your head this way"). In a way, "Vampiress" is comforting in that porn can still look the way people who've never seen porn think it does, based on everything they've heard.

Sadly, I did not see the boom mic.

I have had this movie on my To Do list since last year's Halloween Week collection, and am surprised it is still available for purchase. Like a vampiress, "Vampiress" should only be seen at night.

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"The Sex Files" Helps Us Believe Again

Gram Ponante — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Porn doesn't fly off the shelves anymore (unless it's HAUNTED), so parodies must stand on their own (if you can be expected to). We wanted to believe Kimberly Kane and Anthony Rosano in "The Sex Files," and we did.

The Sex Files

Studio: New Sensations
Director: Sam Hain
Cast: Kimberly Kane, Anthony Rosano, Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Rod Fontana, Tyler Knight, Aurora Snow, Gracie Glam, Jackie Daniels, Tory Lane, Taylor Vixen, Angelica Raven, Evan Stone

Review by: Gram Ponante

Writer/director Sam Hain had a grand vision for this "dark" parody (which was, thankfully, not as dark as most Wicked movies).

"I wanted it to fit into a plot hole in 'The X Files' that lots of fans were talking about," he said. "We see Scully (played in the original show by dour, buttoned-down saucypants Gillian Anderson) leaving a room as she's adjusting her clothes, and inside we see Mulder ('The Rapture''s David Duchovny) on the bed."

Well, a season later, Scully was pregnant and the show that coincided with the birth of chatroom culture had a cliffhanger every bit as potent as "Who Shot J.R.?"

So Hain wrote this movie as a bit of geekery, plugging the plot hole as neatly as reams of fan fiction had Mulder and Scully plugging each other in space, in Navajo boxcars, ghost ships, and under the watchful eye of the Chupacabra.

"But I tried to make it organic to the original show," Hain said.

All right, Mr. Hain. We are convinced of your earnestness. But is there room in today's crowded marketplace for earnest porn?

"The Sex Files" (New Sensations received a cease and desist letter from Fox, breaking the porn studio's graceful string of parody titles unburdened by either "Not the" or "This Ain't") cold-opens with sultry pixie Ashlynn Brooke astride a grateful but nervous older man (Guy DaSilva, who is also getting some work as porn's "Barrack Obama"). She reassures him that he was just fine, but now she wants to try something kinky. The camera tactfully pans away as she rips him to shreds with her mouth.

Next we meet Mulder and Scully (Kimberly Kane and Anthony Rosano), two FBI agents inhabiting a dimly lit D.C. basement. They are sent to Los Angeles to investigate some grisly serial killings, but Mulder balks. It has little to do with his job description, working on cases that deal in the kooky and paranormal.

If you've seen "The X Files," you are already satisfied that Kane and Rosano are expertly cast, clothed, and coiffed, and Rod Fontana as their boss, Skinner, is also an apt substitute for Mitch Pileggi. In fact, Fontana/Skinner gets to do what Pileggi/Skinner didn't: fuck his secretary, Aurora Snow.

"It's getting hot in here," she says, removing some layers.

"Federal buildings' air conditioning," Fontana syas.

The triumph of this pornification of "The X Files" is that Hain gets the silence right as well as many of the details. Much of how long-term partners Scully and Mulder communicate is non-verbal. But the occasional flareups of wordy exposition, also characteristic of the original show, is handled just about deftly by the actors, who obviously had much more of a dialogue workout on this film than any other in their careers.

But the time this movie takes to reveal what other porn flicks feel behooved to get out of the way ASAP makes Kane's first nude scene (the lonely Mulder catches her coming out of the shower) electric.

"Sorry," stammers Mulder, averting his eyes. "Good night, Scully."

It turns out that Ashlynn Brooke is Lilith, an apocryphal Hebrew succubus summoned back to life (and Pasadena) by creepy sex magick practitioner Andrew Barsons (Ralph Long). As Mulder and Scully track Barsons' movements, Lilith devours leather-clad swingers Evan Stone and Audrey Bitoni.

She even eats Stone's balls.

You should boycott "The Sex Files" on principle if it did not feature a sex scene between Mulder and Scully, so luckily for everyone it does. And their climactic tryst doesn't arrive by some device like a dream sequence. We actually sense their longing for each other throughout the movie. It's, well, earnest.

Another selling point of this movie is how good it looks. Shot on the red digital camera, "The Sex Files" looks rich. And the color palette provided by a series of lush brunettes and the languid Kane give the movie a real beauty. Furthermore, Stone and Rosano provide plenty of eye candy for female and gay audiences, and the gore is all off-camera.

Kane and Rosano carry this movie, which was very carefully directed by Hain to allow for beats and stillness. Director of Photography Eddie Powell throws in a special effect that has never before been seen in porn, and we are left in the end with a real feeling of hope that bad shit will never again befall Mulder and Scully.

I wish for everyone involved that this movie could have been sold on those alt.xfiles BBS pages of yore and made ten times its budget back, but this movie is going up against some heavy hitters as we move into AVN nomination season.

Still, if you Trust No One other than me, you really should see "The Sex Files." You'll believe - in your pants!!!!

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We'll Spend 2010 With The Penthouse Pinups

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Sure, you could while away the days of 2010 staring at cute pictures of cats or building your vocabulary with some word-a-day calendar—but we'd rather spend it with the Penthouse pinups. Especially since they're these Penthouse pinups.

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Curiosity Prevails In Pink Visual's "Her First Lesbian Sex 16"

DCypher — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:00:00 EDT

It's hard to tell which of these girls are having lesbian sex for the first time and which ones are seasoned in the art of girlie love. In fact, we're pretty sure most of these girls have done this before.

And yet...somehow that doesn't stop us from really enjoying their earnest exploration. What can we say? We love the ladies. Despite our best efforts to be discerning, to stand up for truth in porn, all of it seems to go out the window once there are naked and licking each other. When it comes to piles of pretty pussy, we're blinder than Lady Justice.

Blue Moon Productions brings us another prime selection for Pink Visual's latest release "Her First Lesbian Sex 16," starring a ridiculous amount of hot girls just plain going at each other. Seriously, there's enough scintillating girl-on-girl action here to cripple your average Mormon and permanently overturn Prop 8 once and for all.

Jaelyn Fox, Lexi Lamour, Memphis Monroe, Sandy Sweet, Oklahoma, Audrey Bitoni, Alyssa Dior, Chelsie Rae, Ellie Fox, Haileey James, Kimber, Regan Reese, Courtney James, Tanya, and Abbey Brooks shine on like crazy diamonds as they pursue the pleasures of sex with their closest girlfriends. We couldn't be happier with their enthusiasm for snatch or their willingness to thoroughly experiment with each other's honey pots for hours on end. Now that's our idea of Girl Power!

"Her First Lesbian Sex 16" is out now from Pink Visual. We suggest you follow their example and dive right in!

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"Jana Cova's Juice" Does Our Bodies Good

DCypher — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

On humid summer mornings, as the sun beats a scorching path to the middle of the sky, we like to rise and drink a tall, freshly squeezed glass of "Jana Cova's Juice" to really get our day going.

Packed with all the essential vitamins and nutrients a body needs to thrive, "Jana Cova's Juice" is nature's wonder—like, say, the acai berry that Oprah won't shut up about. The same way sailors would suck on a lime to prevent scurvy, we suck on a healthy slurping of "Jana Cova's Juice" to keep ourselves hard and alert at all times, and, yes, we mean hard like Viagra. Take that Susan Summers!

Wait? What's that? We've just been informed that "Jana Cova's Juice" is not a penis extending super fruit smoothie from the rainforest, but rather the latest Celeste release from the geniuses over at Digital Playground. It's an honest mistake anyone could make. We thought she made it from scratch every morning with loving kindness.

Radiant Jana is joined in the release by an amazing cast of friends and rivals including delicious Latin beauty Alexis Love, scintillating lesbian Celeste Star, the unforgettable Lena, busty raven tressed beauty Audrey Bitoni, spicy seductress Mikayla, drop dead beauty Alektra Blue, breathtaking cocksucker Paulina James, and last (but far from least) the incomparable Carli Banks, whom we have tried endlessly to get to hook up with us to no avail. Are there any better breasts in the entire world than the ones this Hawkeye was given at birth? Of course not. (That was a trick question.)

With a line up this extraordinary, we aren't sure what else you could possibly want to know about a title? Just go get it immediately—if not sooner.

"Jana Cova's Juice" comes out this week. Drink down all the magic goodness below but remember, all these pictures are the exclusive property of Digital Playground and cannot be used without their consent, which we have but you don't. Just saying.

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Rocking The Gapes In “Tunnel Butts 2”

DCypher — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 14:00:00 EST

Spelunkers, big booty connoisseurs, and anal cavity stretching enthusiasts worldwide; rejoice at our super-exclusive sneak preview of "Tunnel Butts 2." Rolie rocks the gapes with a little help from some grade A anal fuck bunnies.

Post volume one, we've learned to skip the subtext and just keep things surface model shallow when it comes to our European smut. Just as a cigar is sometimes just a cigar, most of the time a ripe and freshly fucked bunghole doesn't need a great deal of explanation. You're either totally enthralled or repulsed by seeing a hot ass chick get her back door popped open by a chiseled stud packing the donkey dong. It's more like art appreciation class than rocket science.

Flower Tucci pulls her rosebud so far open that we can practically see her lunch up in her pink tushy hole. Saucy Trina Michaels takes an all out anal assault, then proudly displays the results of her previously puckered pooper. Dirty Whitney Stevens gets split hard in her shitter. Gorgeous sex object Sophie Dee turns her anus into a telescope for your amusement, loving the heavy drilling up her backside before taking an epic load. Add to that a laundry list of all star ass(holes) including Audrey Bitoni, Chayse Evans, Luscious Lopez, Holly West, Mackenzee Pierce, and Jayden Jaymes... and once again we've got a winner.

"Tunnel Butts 2" releases next week, but you can witness the goodness right here and now. Get in where you fit in!

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Brunettes Do It Better: Dark Haired Dames

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:30:01 EST

They say that blondes have more fun, but we've always found brunettes to be the best. Maybe it's just us, but there's something about dark hair that's oh-so-irresistible.

In honor of all the ladies who've avoided the bleach bottle and stayed true to their roots, we've put together a roundup of a few (though most certainly not all) dark haired girls who really get us going.

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The 100 Most Popular Pornstars Ever (On Porn-Star.com)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 12:30:01 EST

As another year draws to a close, there's yet another chance to rank pornstars (not that you really needed the excuse). Porn-Star.com has just unveiled its list of the hundred most popular pornstars (on Porn-Star.com).

So who gets top honors? View the top ten below:

10. Amy Reid

9. Jesse Jane

8. Priya Rai

7. Nikki Benz

Bummed that your favorite star didn't make the cut? View the full top 100 over at Porn-Star.com and see where she placed.

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Busty Beauties & Delicious Tits Are Truly Timeless

DCypher — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:30:01 EST

Most hootercentric titles lack real soul, settling instead for humongous melons jogging back and forth while high pitched big cock queens practice opera scales before taking a frosting. Lucky for you, this post has both.

For those of you not born in the 70's, the word "kismet" is Turkish for fate, which means it was prolly once Armenian for the same thing. How's that for irony? (We'll have to have someone else explain fondue to you. We're not sure we're all that qualified.) Though we most certainly are qualified to tell you about porn director Mark Kismet and his mammary manifesto dropping this week from Hustler Video and that genius Larry Flynt.

These days, a simple Google search for "kismet" will turn up everything but the little known Hustler director, which means he's almost a shoo-in for a book deal about how terrible it is having to slave in porn, judging from LFP employee's track records. Until he pens his memoirs, we can simply enjoy his take on the "Busty Beauties" video series (not to be confused with the magazine or the website) with the latest installment, "Delicious Tits." It just so happens that those are our favorite kind... and boy, are we hungry right now!

Mr. Fate serves up double D helpings of sweater stretching Freudian goodness with succulent milk maids Audrey Bitoni, Carmella, Holly Halston, Phoenix Marie, Priscilla Sin, and Taylor Kurtis getting jiggled every which way in the pink, then smothered in a piping hot coat of creamy white custard. Still, we're not sure this video illustrates the cosmic principle of determinism so much as reinforces our belief in karma—that is to say, by proving once again what goes around cums around.

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Ashlynn Brooke & Her All Star Sex Friends May Be Habit Forming

DCypher — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:00:00 EST

Ashlynn Brooke is a baby faced sexual deviant with the curves, and insatiable appetite, of a woman years beyond her tender age. And thankfully, New Sensations—the company she represents as a contract starlet—continues to find vehicles to display her incredible skills. We're not always sure what those movies are all about. We're not sure that we care, either. Really, does it actually matter how we get there, so long as we get there?

This becomes even more true when you add in an all star cast including sex goddesses Audrey Bitoni, Jenna Haze, Jana Jordan, and Madison Ivy—as is the case with their latest offering, "Addicted 5," which releases this week. Addicted, you say? Yeah, you could certainly call these lusty ladies habit forming. Watching these pint sized nymphomaniacs get fucked wide open by some of the biggest woodsmen to ever swing hard lumber in the skin trade is absolutely mesmerizing. You'll fiend like an Echo Park junkie after witnessing their trembling stretched honey holes gloriously squirt on the gargantuan cunt stretchers firmlt lodged half way up to their pierced navels.

Enjoy the gallery before your big turkey dinner, or use it afterwords to help you climb out of your tryptophan-induced coma. We know what we're thankful for this holiday season!

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You're Not Freakish to Us, Katsuni

pweasels — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

Is it really fair to call Katsuni a Sexual Freak? Names can be so hurtful, especially for girls—the shame and isolation of feeling different is so hard on a young woman, that we question Digital Playground's motives in drawing attention to the unusualness of someone who already had to jettison an M.

We hope Katsuni knows that deep down, she is not the only Sexual Freak. Seriously, look around—Teagan is a Sexual Freak. Shay Jordan is a Sexual Freak, Sophia Santi is a Sexual Freak. Stoya, Audrey Bitoni, Lacie Heart—all Sexual Freaks. Wouldn’t it be nice if they could all get together and just feel normal? Can’t you imagine Digital Playground’s new line of films, starting with "Jesse Jane(TM): Well-Adjusted Secure Girl" (a celeste punt)?

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"This Butt's 4 U 4" Subverts Ads for Ass

DCypher — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:00:56 EDT

If there's one thing we can say about Canadian transplant and legendary male performer Eric Everhard, it’s that the man really know his porn. Volume after hardcore volume, Everhard continues to pump out extraordinary scenes brimming with smoldering hot starlets taking blistering sessions, with each and every scene ending in piping facials on their stunned and satisfied faces. Can we just take a moment tostop and say thanks to this wonderful man?

Everhard’s latest release, "This Butt's 4 U 4," plays off the long dead (but certainly not forgotten) slogan of an American beer company. Spinning the inherent rear-tastic pun out of American ads instead of capitalizing on the award winning Canadian marketing campaign offered by Molson may have brought some controversy down on the head of performer-turned-director but really, what was he supposed to do, name it "I Am Butt"? We'd suggest that he did it to mock the rice brewed rival, but in the end all we can think is that we hope he eventually follows through with "Real Men of Penis"—as would follow in the natural evolution of porn titles.

"This Butt's 4 U 4" features bootylicious beauties like Audrey Bitoni, Katya, Jaclyn Case, Katja Kassin, Kristina Rose, Savannah Stern, Dakoda Brookes, Myka Rain, all of whom back that "thang" up onto the turgid poles of some of the world’s best endowed studs. Booyah! With this release, Everhard has implied that there is no better way to start the week than with a double serving of sweet, round ass. And well, we agree.

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It's Official: Jesse Jane Is "Sexy Hot"

DCypher — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:45:47 EDT

Despite her reclusive nature, Digital Playground's directrix-in-residence Celeste must surely be one of the hardest working women in the adult business: this week she's responsible for the release of "Jesse Jane: Sexy Hot" starring the titular pint-sized porn powerhouse along with a pre-impregnanted Eva Angelina, Audrey Bitoni, and Sarah Vandella. While it has everything you've come to expect from a DP production—good lighting, excellent camerawork, enthusiastic performances, and sets that make us think we really need to do something about all those milk crates that function as "decor" here at Fleshbot Central—we have to admit the title is kind of, well, obvious. Who really needs to be reminded that Jesse Jane is, in fact, sexy and hot? Next thing you know Celeste is going to release a DVD called "You WIll Masturbate To This". Where's the mystery, folks?

No matter, though: maybe that title was left deliberately generic so as you wouldn't be distracted from the sight of Jesse getting drilled harder than a stretch of Alaskan coastline. After all, it's been a long road for the former army brat who worked her way up the porn ladder to become one of the adult industry's biggest stars, and she deserves all the attention for her hard work that she can get. And to think that it all started for Jesse with serving hot wings at Hooters! Mmm, hot wings. (Somehow, though, we don’t think that's what inspired the title.)

Photos courtesy Digital Playground

• "Jesse Jane: Sexy Hot" (DVD info and trailer @ digitalplayground.com)
• Order: "Jesse Jane: Sexy Hot" (Adult DVD Empire)

A Story For The Ages: Diabolic's "Top Shelf"

DCypher — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:40:37 EDT

Since we just decided that it's No-Frills Tuesday here at Fleshbot, let's start out with the basics: Diabolic's new "Top Shelf" stars Amy Reid, Courtney Cummz, Jenna Haze, Sarah Vandella, Brianna Love, Audrey Bitoni and Shawna Lenee. It was directed by Sid Knox. It's the company's first Blu-Ray release.

Now let's go back and read that cast to you again: Amy Reid, Courtney Cummz, Jenna Haze, Sarah Vandella, Brianna Love, Audrey Bitoni and Shawna Lenee. Other porn companies, take note: if you plan on going through the trouble of making high definition smut, they better have a cast this worthy of the medium.

There's not much else to say about "Top Shelf" since Diabolic is known more for sex and not so much for storyline. But we do realize that there are some viewers who hanker for a bit of narrative structure to give their nut that extra oomph. Not to worry, we've come up with something for you. Try this one:

Amy Reid and her band of resistance fighters battle a team of demonically possessed Monagesque fascists intent on world domination and save us all ... by fucking them into submission!

Or how about this one?

Jenna Haze heads up a band of expertly trained ninja sex assassins, who are airlifted into deepest Ouagadougou under cover of night to negotiate the release of hostages taken by a cadré of rogue Blackwater operatives-gone-terrorist mercenaries ... by fucking them into submission!

Okay, we tried. Feel free to do better in the comments. (But look at the preview gallery first; you won't want to miss any of the finer potential plot points.)

· Order: "Top Shelf" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Diabolic Video (diabolicvideo.com)

"Internal Damnation": Because Dirtpipe Milkshakes By Any Other Name Would Taste As Sweet

DCypher — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:54:21 EDT

Director Chris Streams has been having a pretty good run for himself, all things considered: after doing his time in the lower circles of porno hell and cutting his teeth as a still photographer and videographer on gonzo shoots from Chatsworth to Prague, he finally got his due and joined the in-house team at Jules Jordan Video. Since then he's released such high-concept fare as the recent interactive Gina Lynn title ... but in the end it's the filth that pays the bills, at least until the feds come knocking. (We hear they're not too into any fluids more risqué than an extra dry martini these days.)

His newest release, "Internal Damnation", has everything all those other creampie movies have, but with those little artistic touches and extra attention to detail that elevates everyday smut to Jules Jordan's brand of smut—starting with a cast including Audrey Bitoni (making her creampie debut!), Rachel Roxxx, Loona Loxx, Chelsie Rae, Kelly Wells, Annette Schwartz, and eurohottie Priva. Sure, things like ass smoothies and cum fart tsunamis may be acquired tastes, but is there anyone out there who can't appreciate the old-fashioned flavor of smoking hot porn stars getting it every which way but vanilla? Of course not! (Just don't invite your friendly neighborhood Department of Justice prosecutor over for a taste, k?)

· Order: "Internal Damnation" (Adult DVD Empire)
· "Internal Damnation" DVD info + more previews @ julesjordanvideo.com)

This just in: Audrey Bitoni is a total "Sexual...

Jonnobot — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:51:20 EDT

This just in: Audrey Bitoni is a total "Sexual Freak", and Digital Playground has the video evidence to prove it. You may have read it here first, but you probably haven't seen the last of Audrey. Those sexual freaks are wily that way. (trailers @ digitalplayground.com)

Audrey Bitoni Is "Getting It Up With The KardASSians"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 19:20:09 EST

Perhaps Audrey Bitoni does not have as much back as Kim Kardashian, and we hasten to point out that the DVD makes clear that "any similarity to any person is purely coincidental".

But the dusky beauty has more spirit, and we couldn't help thinking about Kim Kardashian and her own sex tape when viewing this vastly superior film. In fact, filmmakers (coincidentally) delivered a product more akin to the Kim Kardashian TV show than her sex tape. Bonus: a "That's Hot"-spouting Nikki Benz. (Come to think of it, this picture looks more like a porn ripoff of "Gia".)

· Venom VOD (venomvod.com)
· Buy "Getting it Up with the KardASSians" (tlavideo.com)

Monique Alexander And Audrey Bitoni In "Pop Star"

Gram Ponante — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:42:11 EST

A Boulevard Of Broken Dreams story from today's Hollywood, "Pop Star"'s nip slips, lipsynch malfunctions, and clandestine trysts are so much more compelling than the Tinseltown reality they emulate.

Read our review after the gap.

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Popstar

Studio: Vivid
Director: B. Skow
Cast: Monique Alexander, Audrey Bitoni, Nick Manning, Presley Maddox, Carolyn Reese, James Deen, Evan Stone

Review by Gram Ponante

"Take your clothes off for Din," Hollywood Weseal Nick Manning says to Sunrise (Monique Alexander) in Vivid's "Popstar". "Din wants to see some nipples. AND THE REST!"

Sunflower is new in town and starmaker Avery Din has invited her into the VIP lounge. Meanwhile, her cattty hometown best friend's career goes the other way: she is reduced to porn.

"Din's nude," Manning says, adding: "I'm gonna stick it where the sun don't rise."

The adorable Alexander makes us believe that she wouldn't actually shun us in a club, or perhaps she only appears to be an ingenue against Manning's utter oiliness. Either way, if we can forgive Jack Nicholson for playing the same character in all his later movies, we are equally satisfied when Manning arrives at load-droppin' time. (In addition to "Dropping loads!" Manning has added the catchphrase "Wrecked!")

As Din seeks to jettison Paulina (Audrey Bitoni) as flavor of the month, planting cocaine in front of paparazzi and sabotaging TV appearances, he also sends his assistant, Paige (Presley Maddox) to manipulate a late night host by whatever means necessary.

Then Sunrise must get cozy with a VJ (James Deen). Squalid. Especially since she can't sing.

Yesterday's news Paulina tries to get her career back by coming on to Marvin the engineer (Evan Stone). It seems like her fall from grace has schooled her in her humanity. Her natural singing talent and her Gram-bearing hips made her cocky. Can she redeem herself? Porn really does teach us things. It was at this point I wanted Bitoni to win.

Realizing it was Din's machinations all along, the women in his life finally get together, you know, in a "Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves" sort of way, taken to logical conclusions.

"Pop Star" is a delightful stocking stuffer ... and so much less sordid than watching TMZ!

· Vivid (vivid.com)
· Buy "Pop Star" (gamelink.com)

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