Apparently, a 60-year-old man was arrested, brought to trial and found guilty of goosing Minnie Mouse at Disney World. Yes, with his grandkids watching, he grabbed Minnie's titties right before someone snapped a photo and then, just for good measure, squeezed her ass. If the defendant, Mr. John Moyer, is a furry, does that mean he's being persecuted on basis of sexual orientation? If Minnie cannot speak, does that mean her right to say "no" is considered null and void? Or is it considered null and void because she's a mouse?

We concede, he was very wrong. We wouldn't want someone's grandpa coming to our job and feeling us up either.

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· Man Sentenced For Groping Minnie Mouse! (thefrisky.com)
· Thumbnail via Best Week Ever | VH1 Official Site (bestweekever.tv)

Just look at them – heavy enough to be full and round and deliciously pendant, but not so big or gravity-ridden as to be droopy or saggy. It’s like the god of breasts (who should have been named Mammon, but that was already taken) reached down and gave them to her as some sort of compensation for being absolutely nuts. They are as perfect as she is buggy.

Kelly starred in a couple of dozen movies back in the late nineties, always with Rocco Siffredi, always doing something utterly fringey – dwarves, trannies, golden showers, public sex, assaulting convention-goers – and she was never less than riveting. Wild-eyed and nearly frothing, Kelly always made for a hell of a show.

Sometimes you wonder if the universe really is in balance, and then you see something like this, and a sense of peace settles over you. Or you have to jack off. Different people find Nirvana in different ways, I guess.

· Kelly Stafford at IAFD.com (IAFD.com)
· The Best of Kelly Stafford (gamelink.com)