Bree's Big Campout

Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Jim Malibu
Cast: Bree Olson, Faye Reagan, Jenny Hendrix, Alexis Breeze, Annette Allen, Dirty Harry

Review by: Gram Ponante

Bree Olson is going to Arizona. You'd think she'd be crushed by this, but she's not. I experience suicidal ideation whenever I have to go to Arizona. But it's not about me—it's about Bree. Instead, she decides to throw a big campout with her sexy friends!

You see, our Bree just graduated from high school and she's headed to a "really awesome" school in Arizona for pre-med.

I will not bore you with the details of how Olson, Faye Reagan, Jenny Hendrix, Alexis Breeze, and Annette Allen become naked in tents, on blankets, and in pools. Just know that they do, and that's all that matters.

"Bree's Big Campout" is the type of porn movie that can be remade every two years with different people; it is a perfect example of a wholesome adult movie you'd want to include with anyone's 18th birthday card.

Everyone looks good in this movie, particularly Olson, Jenny Hendrix, and Alexis Breeze (though we do fear they're going to burst into flame and/or get sand in their parts) and the chapters are set apart by clever vlog entries by the characters. There is even a cameo by Dirty Harry as a creepy park ranger. Unlike his appearances in JM movies, Harry does not spend his time in "Bree's Big Campout" weeping or screaming.

As cross-country rival Digital Playground is cleaning up on occupation-based fetishes like nurses, babysitters, and cheerleaders, I think Adam & Eve should capitalize on events. I'd love to see Kayden Kross doing a timeshare pitch porn or barbecue flick, and maybe Bree can follow "Campout" with "Bree's Big Bachelorette Party."

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Buy "Bree's Big Campout" (gamelink.com)

· Attention WalMart Shoppers, Masturbation Is Not Allowed On the Premises (boinkology.com)

"Mr. Mena's other career made us wary of him teaching our wives, daughters and their teenage friends," the plaintiff wrote in a letter Mena obtained via a Freedom of Information Act request. Their hot teenage friends, I'd hasten to add.

Mena tells us that the job was going great before the anonymous letter appeared, and that his boss already knew about his porn affiliation. "We've known each other for years," he said. "He asked me about it before he hired me. It was irrelevent."

Porn will take you back, Geoff. Please bring Anna Kournikova with you.

· "Chef Jeff Fired frm Tennis Job Over Porn Past?" (avn.com)
· SDurprise tennis facility offers up soft opening (azcentral.com)
· I Bang Porn Stars (ibangpornstars.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Given the fact that resident Jenna Jameson almost singlehandedly proved that Scottsdale, Arisona was more than just Sun Belt retirees and golf resorts, you'd think its citizens would be a little more open minded about welcoming another porn star or two into their community. But apparently, some residents aren't thrilled that the couple behind popular amateur porn site Wifey's World may be moving their base of operations from Oregon to tony North Scottsdale; a group called the Northeast Valley Coalition Against Pornography has already started circulating flyers warning folks of the impending moral threat posed by the otherwise unassuming pair ("In order to protect your neighborhood and your children it is imperative that you take action now"). Unless the Ottersons plan to start filming examples of Wifey's famed oral prowess on their front lawn, we're not sure exactly what folks in North Scottsdale will be needing to protect their children from; in the meantime, might we suggest a friendly neighborhood discount to that $24.95/month membership fee as a conciliatory gesture? Sure beats sending around a plate of brownies.

· "porn pair rile neighborhood" (azcentral.com)
· Wifey's World (wifeysworld.com)