Pierre Woodman Seeks Perfection, Settles For 34 Hot Naked Women

DCypher — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:30:38 EDT

Hot on the heels of Anneta Keys' zucchini-wielding performance in "Perfectionist 2", ~~dirty Euro bastard~~ acclaimed porn auteur Pierre Woodman wrapped up his sex thriller series "Perfectionist" recently with a third chapter: he wanted us to tell you that watching his cast perform would "thrill you to the bone" but we absolutely refused, so just forget that you read that. Shot on location in the Czech Republic and Brazil, the series features almost three dozen actresses (including Woodman's contract girls Divinity Love and Nessa Devil), some very Dirk Diggler-esque plot twists involving guns and gangsters that border on sheer ridiculousness, and one very sexy Ferrari 599 GTB. Sadly, pictures of the car were not included in the batch of preview shots from "Perfectionist 3" that was sent to us and which you'll find after the jump.

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"Perfectionist 3" also stars Anetta Keys, Babalu, Divinity Love, Druuna Diva, Lauryn May, Lea Lazur, Jessica Girl, Veronica Sanches, Patrisha, Jessica, and Bob the Terminator. Yes, that's his real porn name. Bitchin' huh?

· Woodman Entertainment (wood-ent.com)

Anneta Keys And The International Language Of Zucchini

Gram Ponante — Thu, 15 May 2008 21:20:23 EDT

Pierre Woodman's "The Perfectionist 2" arrived recently and we looked at the large back cover photo of Anneta Keys in a French Maid's outfit and thought, "Oui." It was only today that we discovered that the movie was recorded in Magyar (or something) and then dubbed in Spanish, so all we could figure out was "Trabajantes sexuales." But we didn't give up-Anneta gave us something everyone could understand.

"The Perfectionist 2" has something to do with languid and thin European women and spies and the Mafia. Then we meet Anneta. Why she is in an empty kitchen we don't know. Why the only food in an otherwise empty kitchen is a zucchini we don't know. So we made something up.

"I regard this zucchini with the same icy indifference with which I regard my men."

"I lick this zucchini with the same icy indifference with which I lick my men."

"I'm a French maid!"

"You'll do. Oh yes: you'll do. What was that line from 'Babe'? 'That'll do, Pig. That'll do.' Ha ha ha. 'A pig who thinks he's a dog.' This is a zucchini who thinks it's a cock."

"You're never fully dressed without a smile!"

"My friend gave me only one bottle (of PermaSoft), and now it's gone. Please, send me more Permasoft."

· Woodman Entertainment (wood-ent.com)
· Buy "The Perfectionist 2" (adultdvdempire.com)

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Pierre Woodman Seeks Perfection, Settles For 34 Hot Naked Women

Anneta Keys And The International Language Of Zucchini