· Are these Vida Guerra pictures new ones or are we just so used to seeing her ass everywhere that we can't even tell anymore? (dailypoa.com)

· Willa Ford jumps on the Anna Nicole Smith movie bandwagon. We're not sure Anna's legacy can take any more "honoring." (tmz.com)

· Mexico may not allow photographer Spencer Tunick to hold his next group nudie shot in front of ancient Aztec pyramids. Whatever ... he can fix that in Photoshop. (scotsman.com)

· Here are a blogger's tips for having a successful threesome—but keep in mind, there is no proof that any blogger has ever successfully had a threesome. (askugg.com)

· The use of nude models in art classes is another one of those neverending college debates, like "Should we order the pony keg or just get 40-ouncers?" (svsu.edu)

· Robots take yet another job away from hard-working humans: sex club tout. Once they figure out how to lap dance, we're doomed. (pinktentacle.com, via Boing Boing)

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· So Joe Francis hasn't even been in jail for two days and he's already been accused of bribing a guard and possessing contraband pills. Add that to the tax evasion and contempt of court and this guy is on fire! (newsherald.com)

· It seems that at least one of our Gawker brothers and sisters actually reads Playboy for the articles. We suppose somebody has to. (Gawker)

· If Amazon.com is sending you emails recommending a new vibrator, chances are they know something you don't. (theregister.co.uk)

· A Japanese corporate ritual going on this month involves serious business men dressed in nude body suits that make them look like big breasted women. Oh, someone has got to send us pictures of that. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

· A new study says that when presented with nude photos men will usually look at the face first, before looking at other parts of the body. That's our story and we're sticking to it. (livescience.com)

· Breckenridge, Colorado's Women of Ski Patrol 2007-2008 (sorta) nude calendar is on sale now. But we haven't even worn out our 2006-2007 calendars yet! (summitdaily.com)

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· Joe Francis refuses to surrender on contempt of court charges, says "It is a case of a judge gone wild." Zing! Good one, Joe. (Defamer)

· It's not fair to advertise a nude lesbian vampire sex scene between Lucy Liu and Carla Gugino, and then give us sixty seconds of poorly lit fumbling barely worthy of Cinemax. It's just not fair (egotastic.com, also seen @ idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· Hugh Hefner remembers who Anna Nicole Smith is and says Playboy is planning several promotional tie-ins memorials. Stay strong, buddy. (cnn.com)

· "The 10 Real Reasons Why Geeks Make Better Lovers." Hand us that 8-port wireless router and we'll show you No. 11. (wired.com)

· Emmanuelle Chriqui makes "Entourage" a little bit more watchable. Especially when you can watch her nipples and not the actual show. (wwtdd.com)

· A restaurant gets cited because of their dancing chicken in a bikini. No, not dancing chicks in bikinis. A dancing chicken. Yes, that is what this world is coming to. (nbc5i.com)

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· Finally, a respectful tribute to Anna Nicole Smith. We always sort of knew that sculpture were the only thing marshmallow Peeps are good for. (intuitionkitchenproductions.com, via Boing Boing)

· Sunsilk model Aishika Chand is half Indian, halh Nepalese ... and looks totally great with no clothes on. (bollyrock.com)

· If you didn't make it to Las Vegas for the AVN Awards Show (or fell asleep during it), it's finally being broadcast on Playboy TV tonight. Spoiler Alert!: "Corruption" wins everything. (avn.com)

· This columnist says that trying to block online porn is like "playing a game of 'Whac-a-Mole'", which ironically enough, is also what happens after you find it. (mcall.com)

· In order to prove their value to the economy, Florida nudists will start paying for everything using only $2 bills. Of course, that doesn't change the fact that they still have nowhere to carry them. (wftv.com)

· McDonald's makes the mistake of letting anyone with an internet connection ask them a question about their business. Still no answer as to what's in the "Special Sauce." (theregister.co.uk)

· Meanwhile, another male teacher in Florida is busted for showing the full monty in ... "The Full Monty." It's not like he had a choice—it is right there in the title. (nbc-2.com)

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· "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" will take the first crack at cannibalizing dramatizing the Anna Nicole Smith saga for a episode starring proto-"Buffy" and former Playboy model Kristy Swanson due in May. Geez, she's been dead a whole month already—what's taking so long? (Defamer)

· Israel's ambassador to El Salvador is sent home after police found him drunk and wearing nothing but a ball gag. It's called "an exchange of cultures," people. (bbc.co.uk)

· We still haven't figured out HD DVD or Blue-Ray and now a third company wants to enter the high-definition game? We want our VCR back! (xbiz.com)

· Have you heard of this new drug called Viagra? This newspaper lady says it's like, the latest thing for people who want boners. Who knew?! (observer.guardian.co.uk)

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Perhaps anxious to get the best seat on the Anna Nicole Smith memorial bandwagon before the folks at E! trot out the entire run of the "Anna Nicole Show" as a fourteen volume special edition with an exclusive commentary track by Dame Judi Dench, Playboy is wasting no time hawking a three-DVD collection of every video in which she appeared as the "Anna Nicole Smith Collection"—because really, nothing says "We Remember" like a $22.49 shrinkwrapped collection of recycled material everyone's seen before. Still, it may be of interest for completist types out there, if not celebrity necrophiliacs—after all, no less an eminent sex authority as Dan Savage reminds everyone that it's really, really creepy to jerk off to naked dead people: "So long as she lived ... you lived—and whacked off—in hope. But masturbating to the dead inspires only feelings of hopelessness and despair. Which is why no one beats off to James Dean or River Phoenix or Marilyn Monroe or Mary Todd Lincoln without feeling a little creepy, a little hopeless, and a little closer to the grave himself." (Wait a second—who says no one jerks off to Mary Todd Lincoln? Speak for yourself, Dan!)

· "Bundle of Joy" (dvddossier.com - thanks Judy)
· "The Anna Nicole Smith Collection" (Amazon)
· Dan Savage: Savage Love, 2/27/07 (villagevoice.com)

Previously: Remembering Anna Nicole

We're as stunned as everyone else is today about the untimely death of Anna Nicole Smith, and while we can all expect to see endless media tributes ("tributes") over the coming weeks about her various reality show moments, memorable public appearances, weight issues and legal squabbles, let's not forget the reasons why she was famous to begin with: exactly fifteen years after her first Playboy cover appearance (and subsequent crowning as 1993's Playmate of the Year) she remains one of the magazine's most iconic models in its history, and those Guess ads she did are still a lot more sexy than most of what you'll see in the glossy magazines of today. Our thoughts will be with her not-quite-husband and infant daughter this weekend as we dust off our old copies of "The Hudsucker Proxy" and "Naked Gun 33/3" for a memorial film festival in her honor. Rest in peace, Anna Nicole—you were a true original.

· "Anna Nicole Smith Dies" (CNN)
· "Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead" (Defamer)
· "And Now She's Dead: Anna Nicole Smith" (Gawker)
· Anna Nicole Smith (Playmate profile @ playboy.com)
· Anna Nicole Smith (Wikipedia entry)

More of what we'll be remembering Anna Nicole for after the jump.

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· Anna Nicole Smith Photo Directory (torontopics.com)
· Anna Nicole Smith Galleries: heffshappyhouse.blogspot.com + normsfoxes.blogspot.com + centerfoldbabez.com + celebrity-video-post.com; more @ kellyfind.com + askjolene.com

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· Fleshbot's Anna Nicole Smith Archive