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Anita Dark: Behind The Porn

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:30:01 EST

Sure, we knew that Anita Dark had gone from brunette to blonde (who hasn't?). But we didn't realize that there was actually much, much more to her transformation—a vast porno conspiracy, if you will.

Using their secret spy tools (like IMBD), the crack sleuths over at High on Sex have dug up the truth about Ms. Dark and her (not so) secret past. Anita was born (into porn) a brunette with 34D breasts—and some rather notable areolas, too. In addition to loving the cock, she was also known to love one Anita Blond, whom she often performed with—hence the name Anita Dark (get it?).

But apparently things weren't so rosy for Ms. Dark—early in her career, she decided to go under the knife, receiving surgery to reduce both the size of her breasts and her areolas. Years later, she took things even further, dying her hair blonde and refusing to perform in boy girl scenes. No one knows why this was, but we suspect it may have had something to do with a traumatic snake attack that occurred on the set of one of her hardcore films.

There's just one thing we want to know—if Anita was so bent on changing herself, why did she keep the same name? This may just be one part of the conspiracy that's just too deep to uncover.

· The Shifty Anita Dark (highonsex.blogspot.com)

Great Moments In Porn: Snake Vs. Snake

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:38:42 EDT

There are many things wrong with this setup from a long-forgotten porn compilation called "Pussy Beat 2" (the proudly Canadian Brandon Iron welcoming a still-brunette Anita Dark to America while wearing a Canada t-shirt being one of them), but we do give them a lot of credit for not making the obvious "trouser snake" joke. OK, they do make that joke, but not in the completely obvious way. Click to see the shocking surprise twist will have you on the edge of your seat ... although it's possible you'll just be looking for the fast forward button.

· Worst Porn Intro Ever (or the best?) (funnyordie.com)
·"Pussy Beat 2" (VHS [!] info @ excaliburfilms.com)

Talk Like A Pirate (Or Just Fap Like One)

Fleshbot — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:53:12 EDT

It's that time of the year when ~~internet geeks~~ buccaneer fanciers everywhere will be celebrating Talk Like A Pirate Day—and since our entire pirate-related vocabulary is pretty much limited to the words "avast!", "yar!", and "BitTorrent!", we've done what we could to get into the spirit of the occasion by once again rounding up a treasure chest full of babes in ridiculously sexy (or simply ridiculous) pirate outfits for your entertainment and/or bemusement. Just remember: an eye patch and a silly hat with a skull and crossbones on it does not neccessarily a real pirate queen make. (Then again, we guess running around all day saying "avast!" and "yar!" doesn't make you a real pirate either.)

Asian pirate fucks and sucks

Sammy The Pirate

Pirates Vs. Ninjas

Sexy Pirate Babe Drawings

Lia19 And Her Pirate Sword

Pirate Queen Alexis Silver

Raven Riley: Horny Pirate Woman

Anita Dark Dressed Like A Pirate

Pirate Extreme Insertions

Another Random Pirate Babe

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See also:
· Digital Playground's "Pirates" (The Squeeky Clean Version) (squeekycleanporn.com)
· Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day (blueblood.net)

TGP/preview galleries via Ask Jolene

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Previously: Pirate Porn!, Keira Knightley Goes Hardcore (Sorta) Digital Playground's "Pirates", Carmen Luvana Interview, Profane Pirate's "Psychocandy 4"