"Asia Noir 6": Must Be the Season of the (Evil Sex Trap Warehouse) Witch

Who is turning L.A.'s Asian-loving black men into zombies and/or murdering them? Why doesn't Mr. Marcus *69 Ange Venus before following her phone calls into an evil sex trap warehouse? Is Coco Velvett really Asian? Learn this and more as we finally review the aptly titled "Asia Noir 6." More »

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"Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" Or, If You Believe the Hype, The Second Coming

Men coming on each other; Jesse Jane pulling a Belladonna on Belladonna; Wholesale Chinese and Armenian stereotypes; David Aaron Clark eating a turkey leg; Slavery; The delightful squishiness of Shay Jordan (not to be confused with this); About as many sex scenes as there were men on the Edmund Fitzgerald; And "The Biggest Adult Production In History." More »

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"Pirates II" Premiere: An Arrr-Rated Affair Of The Ass

"Get on that carpet!" growled Max Hardcore to his jittery arm candy as a strolling Mexican family observed. "They need to see you!" The event was the "Pirates II" premiere at downtown L.A.'s jewel box Orpheum Theatre this weekend, and the adult industry was on notice that if they didn't attend they would be kicked out and banished to perform random blowjobs in Vancouver. Vancouver, Washington, no less. That is why Fleshbot West attended, and brought you the following report. More »

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Orientating Arousal With "Asia Noir 6"

As we've mentioned on Fleshbot several times in the past, reclusive writer-director David Aaron Clark is to Asian women what Nacho Vidal is to transsexuals. So when Metro Interactive bought out ethnic niche company Video Team they continued to allow the master to helm the "Asia Noir series he has so lovingly (and compulsively) crafted over the years. That was a very wise decision indeed. (Which is something we don't get to say very often when discussing porn.) More »

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Super-Funtime With Lana Croft And Friends

Lana Croft, whom last we saw in these virtual pages being mesmerized by Ange Venus and some Asian sirens, is back in a wet and wild adventure from the serene David Aaron Clark, who subtitled his latest movie "Mr. Hentai's Super-Funtime Asian Pool Party." (Never mind that Clark has never been an Asian a day in his life.) We asked what the movie would be about when he was planning it. "There will be a pool there, that's all I know." he said. "Then the magic will happen." More »

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