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Tory Lane & Angelina Valentine (Clara G)

Florabel Mulvaney — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:00:00 EST

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Who Are The Must-See Girls Of 2010?

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

There are still fifteen shopping days left until Christmas—but XCritic's Dr. Jay already knows who the must-see girls of 2010 are going to be. Is the man psychic? We're not sure...but his picks are pretty compelling.

Below, Dr. Jay's lucky thirteen ladies. Do they make your list? Let us know which girls you'll be inducting into your hall of fame this year (we'll be telling you our picks later this month!).

· Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls (xcritic.com)

Alexis Texas

Photo by Holly Randall (hollyrandall.com)

Angelina Armani

Photo of Angelina Armani courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Angelina Valentine

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Ashlynn Brooke

Photo of Ashlynn Brooke courtesy of New Sensations (nsgalleries.com)

Bobbi Starr

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Jayden James

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Jenna Presley

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Julia Ann

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Kagney Linn Karter

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Katsuni

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Kayden Kross

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Kristina Rose

Photo of Kristina Rose courtesy of Glamour Models Gone Bad (glamourtryouts.com)

London Keyes

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Immoral Productions Hits Stride In Second Volume Of "Blowjob Winner"

DCypher — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

Hey, how's it going? Good. Yeah. So...how would you like to get a blowjob from a hot pornstar instead of just fantasizing about it while getting your fap on? No strings attached? That's what we thought.

That's exactly what the fine team over at Immoral came up with.

Now, award winning director Jim Powers and degenerate playboy Porno Dan are not the first pornographers to create a "fuck your fans" series—far from it. Everyone from Jackie Treehorn to Jack Horner has pulled this plume out of their pimp ass fedora. Even party girl Shane pulled this shit. So what's the difference with this series? Um, this one actually has real name stars in it doing what they love to do best with the folks who love them the most.

Listen here —volume two stars Phoenix Marie, 2009 XRCO Winner for Best Deep Throat Angelina Valentine, AVN Hall of Famer Amber Lynn, superstar Gina Lynn, cock worshiper Sara Jay, and up and coming dick drunk starlet Brynn Tyler. For those who are mathletically disabled, that's a full half dozen world class prick charming scum garglers!

Colin, one of the lucky fans who gets his sword swallowed in volume two, says "I still can't believe I got a blow job from Phoenix Marie, I can't wait to show this movie to my friends."

"Blowjob Winner 2" releases this week from Immoral Productions and Pure Play. It is sure to get your pulse racing. Check out our exclusive gallery.

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Yessir, Tory And Angelina Are Totally Banging

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:00:00 EDT

What, exactly, does it take to be recognized as a "banging bitch"? The exact qualifications are a bit hard to define, but we can confidently say that Angelina Valentine and Tory Lane easily fit the bill.

You might say we know it when we see it—and when we see them, there's definitely a lot of knowledge going on. In our pants.

· Buy "Banging Bitches" (adameve.com)

Digital Playground Provides The Ultimate Back To School With "Teachers"

DCypher — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

At long last the wait is over...almost...sort of. In less than a week, Digital Playground will release the long awaited Robby D title "Teachers" and nothing will ever be the same again...we promise you.

It seems like the girls of Filmore Bush Academy have their hands full this year...full of hard cock! Yeah, we know, pretty cheesy stuff. With clear nods to our other favorite porn movie, "Mean Girls," mixed in with knee slapping bits performed by Tommy Gunn and Evan Stone, "Teachers" may seem at first glance to be just another porn movie. "Au contraire," shouts the lovely Katsuni's shaved pucker!

For it's not really the dialogue, acting, or story line that compel us to watch this masterpiece over and over again. They do their job, however, which is to adequately set the stage for what really lures us to run "Teachers" repetitively in our DVD players until our eyes bleed and out crotches throb with a dull, persistent ache—the unbelievable cast!

You see, when you factor in all the sexy action Digital Playground has packed into this movie, along with that unprecedented all star line up, then put legendary director Robby D behind the camera, what comes out isn't cheesy at all...nay, it's pure magic...like a unicorn having sex with a mermaid!

Digital contract stars (past and present) Jesse Jane, Stoya, Angelina Armani, Katsuni, and Riley Steele go crazy in a school bus orgy that is still simply blowing our minds. We didn't think anywhere East of Eden or South of Hades would ever have such lovely visions of erotic splendor laid out in plain sight to behold.

Joining them are all-stars Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann, Mason Moore, and Angelina Valentine, who, respectively, turn in some of the strongest performances of their dirty little lives. We can honestly say there is not a single down moment in this movie, not a single scene worth fast forwarding through, and that by itself is extraordinary.

"Teachers" comes out next week from Digital Playground and Robby D. Witness a sampling of its glory in the picture below. All images are courtesy of Digital Playground and cannot be used without their permission.

Stoya, Angelina Armani, Katsuni, Scott Nails, Tommy Gunn, and Evan Stone
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Stoya, Katsuni, Scott Nails, Tommy Gunn, and Mick Blue
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Katsuni, Riley Steele, Stoya, Angelina Armani, Scott Nails, Tommy Gunn, and Mick Blue
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Katsuni, Riley Steele, and James Deen
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Katsuni, Riley Steele, and James Deen
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Katsuni, Riley Steele, and James Deen
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Jesse Jane and Tommy Gunn
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Jesse Jane and Tommy Gunn
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Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, and Ben English
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Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, and Ben English
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Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, and Ben English
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Lisa Ann and Scott Nails
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Lisa Ann and Scott Nails
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Angelina Valentine, Mason Moore, and Erik Everhard
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Angelina Valentine, Mason Moore, and Erik Everhard
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Angelina Armani and Mick Blue
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Angelina Armani and Mick Blue
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Stoya, Jenna Haze, and Evan Stone
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Stoya, Jenna Haze, and Evan Stone
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Stoya, Jenna Haze, and Evan Stone
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Stoya & Riley Steele Effortlessly Dominate "Jack's Teen America 23"

DCypher — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:00:00 EDT

If we knew nothing else about Jack's Teen America, the fact that the 23rd "mission" stars Digital Playground contract beauties Stoya and Riley Steele would be enough to get ourselves worked up into a frothy lather over.

Are there enough words in the English language to describe how we feel about Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya? Shouldn't there be at least as many as the Eskimos have for the snow her skin so closely resembles? Watching her take yet another amazing fucking from Scott Nails, we suddenly understand the Derrida's frustration with the failure of language to properly signify, how it merely points towards other meaningless signifiers, abandoning or contradicting you when you need it most.

In similar fashion, seeing pint sized pixie princess Riley Steele take the full girth of Eric Everhard's cock hammer leaves us speechless. What proper faculties can be brought to bear that would enable us to understand how something so fine can exist —much less take professional grade drilling at the hands of seasoned cocksmen? Beauty this ineffable carries with it an unmistakable spellbinding quality and both these ladies, more often than not, end up leaving us absolutely mesmerized with the slightest performance.

Which isn't to suggest that there is anything to scoff at when it comes to Emy Reyes, Angelina Valentine, and Ariel Summers, their co-stars. Each delightful darling helps to temper our piqued arousal with varying shades of sensual carnality. Emy certainly looks adorable enough as she laps up hot, spurting man cream with coquettish abandon.

"Jack's Teen America 23" comes out this week. We are certain when you see the sneak gallery they provided us you will immediately want to know more.

Stoya
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Riley Steele
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Riley Steele and Erik Everhard
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Ariel Summers and James Deen
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Stoya
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Stoya and Scott Nails
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Angelina Valentine and Mick Blue
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Stoya and Scott Nails
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Emy Reyes and Mick Blue
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Kimber James And Angelina Valentine Share A Very Special T-Girl To Girl Moment

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:30:01 EDT

First Janine loses her transginity to Vaniity, now Kimber James and Angelina Valentine have taken each other's v-cards: Kimber was Angelina's first t-girl, and Angelina was the first girl Kimber topped on camera. How awesome is that?

(Very.)

We're not sure what to make of all these gender bending porn performers cozying up to our favorite porn starlets...but we know that we like it. Now if we can just arrange for Buck Angel to start having his way with the ladies, we'll be good to go.

Oh, and if you'd like to see Kimber and Angelina go at each other, head on over to one of their sites (links below), where it'll be debuting later this week.

· Angelina Valentine (clubangelinavalentine.net)
· Kimber James (ts-kimberjames.com)
· Kimber James Expands Sexual Horizons (xbiz.com)

Kayden Kross Looks Breathtaking In "Swing Time"

DCypher — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

A title like "Swing Time" originally made us believe this Kayden Kross movie was either a Tiger Woods spoof or a period piece about dirty dancing. Instead, the Adam & Eve feature centers around key parties, which, coincidentally, are our favorite kind of parties.

Kayden Kross is joined by Kagney Linn Karter, Holly West, Angelina Valentine, Sativa Rose, and beautiful red daydream Dani Jensen (who's delightful, almost like a sexy young Lindsey Lohan—but without the psychotic lesbian DJ girlfriend or the cocaine halo. Did we mention that she has beautiful red hair? Yeah. She does. And, even better, she looks like she really enjoys the proper fucking that Derrick Pierce expertly gives her. There's a reason his friends call him the manwhore with a heart, because he really cares.)

Together, this diverse cast explores the illicit world of swinging, in a David Lord vehicle that's sure to capture hearts and genitals from coast to coast when it drops.

The plot centers around the urban myth that horny sailors in San Diego used to get together with their buddies' wives, each depositing their keys into a fishbowl, with the women fishing out a set and leaving with the owner. Sounds like good, clean, family fun if you ask us!

Kayden looks breathtaking with a cock in her mouth or buried balls deep up her hot pink bubble gum snatch. It's no surprise she's often referred to as too pretty for porn. Stunning barely seems to cover some of these shots.

"Swing Time" releases next Tuesday—but we spent an extraordinary amount of time collecting and cleaning this gallery for you, so take a gander. Dani is the red head, FYI.

Kayden Kross

Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
Angelina Valentine & Sativa Rose

Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
Sativa Rose

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Angelina Valentine

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Angelina Valentine & Sativa Rose

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Kagney Linn Karter

Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
Dani Jensen

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Kayden Kross

Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
Kayden Kross & Derrick Pierce

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Kayden Kross & Dani Jensen

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Kayden Kross & Derrick Pierce

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Kayden Kross & Dani Jensen

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Dani Jensen

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Dani Jensen & Derrick Pierce

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Kayden Kross

Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
Kayden Kross & Derrick Pierce

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Kayden Kross

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Angelina Valentine Shows Us Who The Real "Headmaster" Is

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 02 May 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Back during our school days, we were relatively well behaved (much more so than we are now), and we never, ever got sent to the principal's office. That's been a point of pride. Until now.

See, we knew there were badly behaved boys and all sorts of troublemakers in the office... but we had no idea that hot girls like Angelina Valentine were getting sent there, too. And if we had, well, you can bet we'd have been throwing spitballs and starting fights like nobody's business. (That's the kind of stuff that gets you sent to the principal's office, right?)

· "Headmaster 3" (gamelink.com)

"Sticky Sweet" Redux Is Twice As Nice

DCypher — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:00:00 EDT

When it comes to commercial pornography—for fun and for profit—we know Robby D always has our best intentions in mind. That's why we never hesitate to go right for one of his new releases.

This goes doubly so when they fall under his "Hand Held" label, which we have come to realize means not only that he has more influence on them as the owner, but also that they seem to carry far harder fare than his other titles from the couples friendly Digital Playground team.

Take, for example, his latest amazing effort, "Sticky Sweet 2," starring the lovely and talented Angelina Valentine, Codi Carmichael, Jenna Presley, Nikki Benz, and succulent Jenaveve Jolie. This highly anticipated sequel to the wildly popular first offering quickly picks up speed with a BDSM edge as cougarriffic predatory Nikki Benz literally dominates two hard and handy studs before devouring their rigid over inflated man meat into her tiny pink holes of wonder. Not a bad start to any movie—much less one with technical flair, proper lighting, and excellent camera work.

Snatch forward to sweet, still young, but freshly surgically altered Jenna Presley, who looks better than ever with her succulent ass and snatch glistening like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow in the run up to full throttle fucking tease. We're not sure where she's been hiding, but we can tell you without reservation that we are thrilled stiff to have her back in action. Few new starlets can compare to her—and few male performers can contend with the raw fury of her sexual desire when this little slut gets her engine running. Robby does an amazing job coaching her back into the saddle, and then capturing her incendiary performance.

Last but not least, it's always great to see delicious brown skinned cutie Jenaveve get crazy on cock. Check the snap of her bent up doggy with a high hard on drilled into her stretch sideways smile. If that doesn't brighten up your day, well, we're not sure what will.

"Sticky Sweet 2" releases next week from Digital Playground, who would like to remind you that all your porn are belong to us. Don't mess with their snaps or they will devour your soul.

· All images courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Angelina Valentine, Her Glory Hole, And Her Two New Friends

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:00:00 EDT

If we'd spent more of our college years reading our psychology textbooks—and less, um, watching internet porn—we could probably come up with a plausible sounding Freudianesque explanation for the appeal of the glory hole.

Alas, instead of cracking open our "Modern Psychology" book, we were, ahem, doubleclicking our mouse—so instead of being able to explain the glory hole as an object that somehow relates to polymorphous perversity or castration anxiety or something, we're only able to give you the pornesque explanation of the device. Which is to say that the allure of anonymous, no strings attached sex is a timeless thing. And, hey, who doesn't like reaching through a hole in the wall and finding a sexy surprise (or two)?

· Buy "Glory Holes and Bad Girls" (gamelink.com)

FreeOnes Had A Party—And You'd Better Believe We Showed Up

DCypher — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Last night, the incomparable Penny Flame and her sixteen different personalities played host at the FreeOnes party at Studio City's Platinum Stages. You better believe we were there—along with a boatload of hot young stars.

L.A. Direct Models helped throw the event, with several of their hottest girls dancing including Shawna Lenee, Kagney Linn Karter, Tory Lane, Sara Stone, Angelina Valentine, and Sienna West.

Each girl performed a single set on their own, then finished the night out with a rousing finale that included all six of them—with Penny Flame threatening to lick the vagina of every girl in attendance. We spoke by phone just minutes ago with Miss Flame and asked her to confirm or deny the post show lickings, but she just chuckled. Seriously. We can all assume the ladies had a very good time... to say the least.

Crushed together in the crowded (way over capacity) club were a bevy of other notable porn luminaries including Peter Warren, Brynn Tyler, Barrett Blade, Vivid Contract star Megan Mallone, Kiara Diane, David Lord, Janet Mason, Dan Miller, Roxy Jezel, Steve Javors, CJ Wright, Dane Cross, Tanya James, Charlie Laine, Renee Perez, Marco Banderas, Lexxi Tyler with Razor Rob, Layla Rivera who found little use for a shirt and promptly ditched it, Phoenix Marie, Jayden James, Dino Bravo, Joe Gallant, Will Ryder, Nikki Benz, Puma Swede, James Bartholet, Trent Tesoro, Scott David, Dani Jensen with her hot cousin, Bud Lee, and Justin Kane.

Enjoy this exclusive gallery we created just for you. Happy Monday!

Once Again, It's All About Ashlynn Brooke (But With Good Reason)

DCypher — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:00:00 EDT

Despite the fact that she's accidentally confused with another one of our favorite blond contract hump bunny’s from time to time, smoldering beauty Ashlynn Brooke is a one of a kind starlet whose ineffable sex appeal stems from her soft, baby doll face framed by shiny lengths of spun gold tresses, and the impossible curves of her extraordinary and unforgettable body. (And if you think we're coming on strong just to make up for past indiscretions... you are so wrong!!!)

The saucy teen with the utterly devastating sex drive was snatched up by New Sensations rather early in her career, a move that put her on our radar, and for which we cannot sing enough words of praise. Since then, the buxom blonde has impressed us in scene after smoldering scene with her ability to act, her quick wit, her easy smile, and her uncanny ability to channel the libido of Nina Hartley on the slightest whim.

We’d call her insatiable... but we wouldn’t want to downplay how much she loves her, um, work?

Her latest release "All About Ashlynn 2" showcases her sapphic abilities, giving us an amazing sampler of luscious lesbians in the process, including Gianna Lynn, Kina Kai, Angelina Valentine, Sadie West, Devon Lee, and Faye Reagan. Mmmm….Faye Reagan. Pardon us while we drool on our keyboards.

Thanks again to New Sensations for another amazing release and this sneak preview. And to, Miss Ashlynn Brooke, just know that you had us at, “Oh my God don’t stop right there I’m going to cum!”

"All About Ashlynn 2" releases this week from New Sensations.

· Buy "All About Ashlynn #2" (gamelink.com)
· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

Yet Another "Porn On The Fourth Of July" Headline

Jonnobot — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:45:12 EDT

While we're taking (most of) the day off today here at Fleshbot to have some intern water balloon fights, wave around a few Roman candles, and pop our big juicy weenies into some nice tender buns, pornstresses like Angelina Valentine and Fleshbot Supreme Comandress Joanna Angel will be ... uh, spending time with their friends and enjoying the festivities too. They really are just regular people, you know. (thenaughtyamerican.com)

"Phat Ass Tits 5": What's In A Name?

DCypher — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:20:47 EDT

Once in a great while porn takes a gigantic artistic and conceptual leap forward, destroying conventional stereotypes of what the medium should be and creating a genre-defying new paradigm that occupies the space between mainstream entertainment and morally challenging adult fare. And once again, this is not that movie: in fact, there is nothing even remotely challenging about the fifth installment of Fuxsion's "Phat Ass Tits" series. But perhaps that's just as well.

So what if we will never see director Anton Slayer receiving a shiny gold statuette from the likes of Jack Nicholson or Sally Field? As long as he continues to showcase the talents of performers like Gianna Michaels, Whitney Stevens, Mikayla, Angelina Valentine, Megan Monroe, and the ever popular and erotically violent Nikki Benz, the continued devotion by horny porn fans and phat ass tit fanciers like us will be ample reward enough for his life's work.

There is every possibility that Fuxsion chose that banal title intentionally, subtly yet fully acknowledging the fact that it's our baser desires which always trump our nobler ones. Or maybe they simply chose it because the movie is, in fact, full of phat ass tits? We can only ponder the possibilities. You, on the other hand, are free to enjoy the preview pictures below without having to come up with three paragraphs' worth of commentary on them. Consider yourself lucky.

· "Phat Ass Tits 5" (metrointeractive.com)

Angelina Valentine believes that all girls...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 28 May 2008 13:45:18 EDT

Angelina Valentine believes that all girls want to fuck each other, but maybe that just because she enjoys doing it so much. In fact, even if you're a lady who is still on the fence, she could probably talk you into it. (thenaughtyamerican.com)

How Brooklyn Became The Naughtiest Place In "Naughty America"

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:00:00 EDT

When we tell friends that we've been invited to a "porn party," they usually think that we're headed to some wild and crazy freakfest where everyone gets naked, drunk, and very hands on with a gaggle of sexy pornstars. Then we have to crush their spirits by explaining that porn parties are usually dull, fully-clothed affairs with expensive drinks and a guy-to-girl ratio roughly equal to a frat house on a Tuesday night. Until we found ourselves at the classy and staid 507 Bar and Grill in Brooklyn on Saturday night, just as it was being taken over by Naughty America and five of its more, uh ... rambunctious female stars. Let's just say that it wasn't your typical porn party ... and that Ava Devine is a bit of a troublemaker.

· The Naughty American Liveblog (party coverage @ thenaughtyamerican.com)
· Naughty America (naughtyamerica.com)
· Video by Nick McGlynn (randomnightout.tumblr.com)