Fleshbot: angelina+jolie

And The Topless Oscar Goes To...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:30:01 EST

Sure, the Academy Awards are long over, but that doesn't mean the celebrations have to stop—especially when those "celebrations" happen to include an impressive collection of screencapped topless scenes.

Angelina Jolie, Eliza Dushku, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Neve Campbell, and many, many more of our favorite leading ladies make an appearance in Zoo's timely "topless Oscars." Sure, it's just a cheap excuse to showcase forty-eight grainy screencaps of famous boobs—but do you really need a good excuse to do that?

· 48 Topless Hollywood Babes! (zootoday.com)

Five Out Of Ten Of The World's Sexiest Women Have Shown Us Their Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:30:25 EST

Another day, another list of the world's sexiest women—this one from E!, who gave top honors to Czech lingerie model Karolina Kurkova. While we were surprised by some of the list's inclusions (and exclusions—no Keeley Hazell??), we were pleased to note that many of the world's most beautiful ladies are quite well known to us—in the boob flashing sense, we mean. We've compiled a list of nip slips and boob shots from the loveliest ladies in the world; join us after the jump for some naked celebrity action.

Karolina Kurkova: No on boobs, but yes on butt.

Bar Rafaeli: Somehow, this girl has remained off the Fleshbot radar (Fleshdar?) for five years. We'll get right on changing that.

Angelina Jolie: Yes. Angelina showed her cans in Cannes—and, you know, got topless a bunch of other times, too.

Gisele Bundchen: Yes. Tits and ass, as a matter of fact.

Scarlett Johansson: No, but we keep hoping!

Adriana Lima: Sort of. There was that "I'm topless my my hair hides everything" GQ cover... and, of course, thefake Adriana Lima sex tape. Half point!

Heidi Klum: Sorta. Had a little nip slip. Another half point.

Penelope Cruz: Yes. Bared her boobs in "Elegy."

Manuela Arcuri: Yes. has a history of posing topless. Nuff said.

Shakira: Nope—and, even worse, she gave up a chance at her very first acting role cause she didn't want to do nudes.

· Model Karolina Kurkova voted world's sexiest woman (news.yahoo.com)

Project Nipplewatch: Top Ten Celebrity Nip Slips (For Now, Anyway)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:15:26 EDT

Although we've been covering celebrity uncoverings for years now, we're still not really quite sure why it is that famous women have such a hard time keeping their nipples under wraps. But then again, who are we to ignore the desperate cry of areolas yearning to be free? Over the years, we've spotted more than a handful of accidentally uncovered nipples—or "nip slips," as the kids are calling them these days. After the jump, relive some of our favorite nipplewatch moments. And if they're not doing it for you? Not to worry; we're sure there will be a lot more where these came from before too long. It's sort of a tradition, you know.

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Tera Patrick: Is There Anything She Can't Do?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:15:20 EDT

It seems that not a day has gone by lately without the mainstream news media talking about the world's second hottest pornstar and notable porntrepreneur Tera Patrick. First she was the darling of Quentin Tarantino, who was aiming to have her star in an all new edition of the cult classic "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!"; then the team behind video game Saint's Row tapped her to come on board as a "special producer". And now it seems that even Angelina Jolie wants in on the action, getting tips from Tera on her upcoming role as Catwoman in the next Batman movie. Which all sounds great, really, but has left us wondering: do you think if we ask Tera to come unclog our bathtub she'll do that too? 'Cause man, we could use some help with that. (nypost.com + kotaku.com + entertainmentwise.com)

OMGG Angelina Jolie is like totally naked...

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:25:45 EDT

OMGG Angelina Jolie is like totally naked in this movie trailer!!!1! Except all you can see is her back. Someone wake us up if it turns out she goes full frontal when the movie comes out, k? (usmagazine.com)

Angelina Jolie Gives Us A Glimpse Of Her Cannes

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 19 May 2008 11:00:00 EDT

Angelina Jolie spent last week at the Cannes Film Festival promoting her latest project—the twins growing inside her belly. (Rumor has it, she's giving birth to a talking panda bear.) While in France, she also found some time to inadvertently promote something else: Angelina should know by now that she can't pick her nose without some eager paparazzo getting a photo of it, but that didn't deter her from changing her shirt on an open air balcony and giving the world a brief telescopic shot of her boobs. Perhaps the pregnancy made them easier to see? Or perhaps at this point in her career and life, she just doesn't care. We've all basically memorized what she looks like naked and out of all the things that get published about her and her growing brood each day, a grainy nipple shot is sort of a drop in the bucket. A little pink drop on a nice round bucket ...

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· Photos via Splash News
· See also: "From heroin to heroine | Angelina Jolie in drug den video" (thesun.co.uk)

Angelina Jolie says she was "shy" about...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 14:30:28 EST

Angelina Jolie says she was "shy" about showing her gold-plated (and animated) tits in the new "Beowulf" movie, as if the rest of the western world didn't already have those babies firmly committed to memory. (people.com)

This is just in: Some women may not be completely...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:20:29 EDT

This is just in: Some women may not be completely honest when they tell you how many people they've slept with. We're shocked and appalled, of course, that this practice goes on, but we still totally believe Angelina Jolie's number. (nydailynews.com)

Apparently, Fleshbot fave Sophia Santi dreams...

Fleshbot — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:17:58 EDT

Apparently, Fleshbot fave Sophia Santi dreams about having sex with Angelina Jolie on an escalator. Take a number, Sophia—we thought of it first. (interview + gallery @ complex.com)

We can hardly believe anyone out there still...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:00:34 EDT

We can hardly believe anyone out there still needs to be told this, but if you think total strangers are nice enough to email you naked pictures of Angelina Jolie for no reason, you probably deserve that computer virus. (informationweek.com + smarthouse.com.au)

The new animated "Beowulf" movie uses state...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 19:20:02 EDT

The new animated "Beowulf" movie uses state of the art motion capture technology to bring one of the great treasures of English literature to life on the silver screen. Oh, and Angelina Jolie's tits, too. Don't blink or you'll miss them. (trailer @ cinemablend.com)