When it comes to naming movies, it just doesn't get more direct than "Girls Banging Girls" (brought to you by LFP and Hustler Video). We can honestly say we appreciate the fresh approach. Making allusions to lady flowers or resorting to crafty word play and alliterations would simply distract us from the raw essence of what this volume is about—dirty, filthy, uncensored lesbian sex between ridiculously sweet, firm, uninhibited models. Oh yeah!

Helming the fourth installment is none other than incorrigible rascal Richard Hamilton, who helps a hearty helping of hot lesbians live out their deepest secret Sapphic fantasies, and (almost by default) ours as well.

Holly Morgan, Lexi Belle, Jessica Valentino, Sarah Vandella, Jayme Langford, Karlie Montana, Amy Reid, Renae Cruz, Morgan Layne, and Louisa Lanewood comprise the almost inconceivable cast of volume 4, each starting out slow and teasing one another, and then slowly building up to a full froth. All the while we drool while witnessing one exemplary lesbian performance after another. We're not saying the scene with Jayme Langford was better than the rest, because they all are amazing, but we can legally tell you that we couldn't feel anything from the waste down after watching it for nearly four full hours. It's that powerful!

"Girl's Banging Girls 4" comes out this week from Hustler Video and LFP. Check out the steaming action in our exclusive gallery below. You are very, very welcome.

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"30 Rock - A XXX Parody" is not an unparalleled success, but it's not a disaster, either: in the spectrum of porno parodies, it falls squarely in the middle. There's a lot that's good about the release, but there are also several areas in which in falls flat—and though it certainly gets the vibe of the show, one doesn't come to the, ahem, climax feeling as those we've just watched an episode of "30 Rock"—but with sex!

First and foremost, the release packs a serious punch with some all-star sex scenes. Really, who among you would turn down the opportunity to watch Lisa Ann take on James Deen? Or—bless our souls—Erik Everhard teaming up with Rebeca Linares and Lana Violet...at the same time? Or Ashlynn Brooke doing anything? The sheer quality of performers included in this release is a wonder to behold—but really, that's only to be expected.

Secondly, the plot—and set ups—are reasonably "30 Rock"-esque. Seeking to improve ratings on "The Chic Show," Jake decides the sketches need to be sexed up (an idea inspired by sex with his girlfriend Alicia). Frustrated by Trey's limelight-hogging, Jenny tries to convince writer Fred to feature her in a really good sketch (and by convince, we mean seduce). Peter fantasizes about the scantily-clad Cherry. Liz falls, once more, for her loser ex-boyfriend's charms. And Ken—well, we'll get to that in a second.

The humor is also reasonably "30 Rock"-esque. Though he's no Tracy Morgan (uh, who is?), Bishop turns in a good performance as Trey, with more than a few jokes that made us laugh. (Want an idea of what we're talking about? A good deal of the jokes make it into the trailer—so if that's all you want, check that out on the feature's website.)

And, of course, we have to give New Sensations props for incorporating secondary characters (especially Alicia/Elisa) into the plot, rather than simply inventing women to fill in the plans. Well, except for in Ken's sex scene...but we'll get to that in a second.

So, yes: Ken's sex scene, which caps off the release, was probably our biggest disappointment—at least in terms of the porno actually bearing some resemblance to "30 Rock," the show. Without going into too much detail, Ken's sex scene is a dream sequence, once in which Ken fantasizes that he's actually Erik Everhard banging two girls named Stephanie and Nancy. Now, there's nothing wrong with watching Mr. Everhard do what he does best, but he's no Kenneth Parcell.

Why'd New Sensations decide to take that tack? Simple, really: Paul Woodcrest, the performer playing Ken, is actually an adult director—and though he was more than happy to lend his boyish charm to the character of Ken, he wasn't quite ready to make his debut as a porn performer. The same goes for Bishop (hence the lack of any "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" fantasy sex scene—you know they were totally thinking about it).

At the end of it all, we found ourselves questioning whether one could make a "30 Rock" porn that really, really worked. After all, the things that make "30 Rock" really work are counter to the things that make a porno really work: part of the fun of "30 Rock" is the running joke that—somehow, in spite of herself—Liz never gets laid. Does seeing Lisa Ann's Liz Limon getting done hard take away from that?

We'll have to get back to you on that one. Right after we finish watching Erik Everhard giving it to these two chicks.

Bishop, Herschel Savage, Lisa Ann, Ashlynn Brooke, and Paul Woodcrest
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This snippet of dialogue was presented at the beginning of "Flexible Positions 2," in which women are fucked on exercise equipment and their bodies bent every which way, as a helpful gesture, I think, that lets us know that the production respects us enough to acknowledge that they know we are not here for the dialogue.

Reid and Memphis Monroe are the Girl Next Door/Cornfed beauties in this title, and Britney Amber and Kenzi Marie their sharper, more Brentwood trophy wife counterparts.

But each is blonde, each can be draped over an exercise ball in somebody's weight room, and the sweat of each is cooled by the constant humming of an overhead fan and absorbed by a mat that I would not want to lick.

It is the girls who are flexible, you see, and not the scenes. It gives one the pleasant impression that an enterprising janitor at a Courtyard Marriott somewhere cut a hole in the wall of the minigym.

Watch "Flexible Positions 2" with the sound off (and if you're on a trampoline yourself, it will be like everyone is standing still).

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So who gets top honors? View the top ten below:

10. Amy Reid

9. Jesse Jane

8. Priya Rai

7. Nikki Benz

6. Briana Banks

5. Audrey Bitoni

4. Eva Angelina

3. Tera Patrick

2. Shyla Stylez

1. Jenna Jameson

Bummed that your favorite star didn't make the cut? View the full top 100 over at Porn-Star.com and see where she placed.

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After our celebration of BBWs, we decided to come at you from the other side of the spectrum, with a salute to some of our very favorite petite ladies. Though their larger then life pornstar heels might make you think otherwise, most of these girls don't pass 5'3". Take a look at these girls in action—trust us, there's a reason why people say good things come in small packages.

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Deep action with british Bonnie Hart (redtube.com)

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Joanna Angel: XOXO Joanna Angel

Jesse Jane: Cheerleaders

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Is there anything sexier than going on a date with a beautiful girl... only to find out that she skipped a certain step while getting read for the evening? If you ask us, underwear is pretty overrated. In celebration of going commando, here's a peak at a few ladies giving you a peak of their downstairs.

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Now let's go back and read that cast to you again: Amy Reid, Courtney Cummz, Jenna Haze, Sarah Vandella, Brianna Love, Audrey Bitoni and Shawna Lenee. Other porn companies, take note: if you plan on going through the trouble of making high definition smut, they better have a cast this worthy of the medium.

There's not much else to say about "Top Shelf" since Diabolic is known more for sex and not so much for storyline. But we do realize that there are some viewers who hanker for a bit of narrative structure to give their nut that extra oomph. Not to worry, we've come up with something for you. Try this one:

Amy Reid and her band of resistance fighters battle a team of demonically possessed Monagesque fascists intent on world domination and save us all ... by fucking them into submission!

Or how about this one?

Jenna Haze heads up a band of expertly trained ninja sex assassins, who are airlifted into deepest Ouagadougou under cover of night to negotiate the release of hostages taken by a cadré of rogue Blackwater operatives-gone-terrorist mercenaries ... by fucking them into submission!

Okay, we tried. Feel free to do better in the comments. (But look at the preview gallery first; you won't want to miss any of the finer potential plot points.)

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Instead, we'll invite you to peruse this exclusive preview gallery of Zero Tolerance's brand new "Doll House Volume 3" for yourself. You're welcome.

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· "The Doll House Volume 3" (DVD info @ ztvideo.com)
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And then Eric Everhard brings out a title like "Innocent Until Proven Filthy 3" and those bittersweet thoughts get dredged up all over again. Luckily, they vanish faster than a witness against the mob as the allegedly naughty cast of said flick includes notorious hotties like Amy Reid, Diana Doll, Destiny, Nika, Renna Ryann, Aubrey Addams, and Jocelyn Addams. Shockingly at no point during the evidentiary process did it appear that any of these performers were trying to assert their lack of guilt — instead, all seem to be taking the filth faster than counsel for a class action tort against a multinational corporation can scream "Let's settle out of court!"

With a mountain of visual exhibits to paw through — and no billable hours left for interns — it looks like you're going to have to call this one all by your lonesome. Put on your sexy Justice Scalia robe with nothing underneath and get ready to impartially adjudicate!

"Innocent Until Proven Filthy 3" hits streets today.

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