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Amia Miley Locks Up Our Hearts in "Jailbait 7"

DCypher — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

Those of you who haven't been introduced to Erik Everhard's "Jailbait" series are in for a serious treat. The man whose cock has been referred to as a "golden god" is back in action.

Erik Everhard is no stranger to serving hot young cooze their first helping of man sized cock. As the holidays approach, he's bringing the sweet, young, pink fruits of his labors to you, to make the season bright.

That being said" volume seven damn near blew our minds, with stars like the succulent young cock charmer Amia Miley, sultry ball drainer Allyssa Hall, Danni Cole, Mekeilah Love, Ashlyn Rae, Melissa Metthews, Victoria White, and sweet young Mallory Rae, it was almost painful watching this thing.

We're not sure what we did before Amia Miley was old enough to fuck on film, but we feel sorry for our past selves. Watching the exotic young beauty get fucked by a monster cock in her tiny little pink gash is good for hours upon hours of entertainment. The mesmerizing sounds that escape her lithe body while Everhard crams a full foot of cock into the pint sized princess keep us spellbound throughout her entire performance.

The rest of the cast is equally enchanting, with Danni Cole keep us highly aroused and Ashlyn Rae showing us all how cock should be sucked. If it seems like only yesterday they were totally off limits it's because they were. That's what makes this coming of age series so very special.

"Jailbait 7" comes out this week. Just in time for Thanksgiving. Now make your own "stuffing" jokes...we're too busy getting off to these amazing sample pictures.

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John Madden’s Penis Delightfully Absent From “Not Monday Night Football XXX”

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Perhaps XPlay was concerned about offending fans? We personally would've been stoked to finally see Howard Cosell's little monkey.

Not Monday Night Football XXX

Studio: XPlay
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Angelina Armani, Lela Star, Sarah Vandella, Layla Rivera, Jaelyn Fox, Jessica Bangkok, Britney Stevens, Ashlyn Rae, Alyssa Reece, Topanga Fox, Ally Ann, Yurizan Beltran, Amia Miley, Tatum Pierce, Delila Darling, Cindy Jones, Mai Ly, Sophie Dee, Laci Laine, Rick Madrid, Billy Goodrich, Lee Bang, Evan Stone, Thomas Ward, Scott Lyons, Eric John, Kris Slater

It's one thing to parody a sitcom, but parodying an American institution like Monday Night Football requires both a solid sense of humor as well as serious focus on fucking. The challenge for XPlay is even greater with this parody because there are no protagonists to ground the plot, and no classic conflicts to spice up with sex. As a result, "Not Monday Night Football XXX" features an amalgamation of sportscasting legends doing what makes them memorable.

Rick Madrid plays the staccato-voiced Howard Cosell, who commands the preview show that the film is based around. He is joined by John Madden, played by Billy Goodrich, who spends time with fans, draws on the telestrator, and pimps tough-actin' Tinactin.

True to life, celebrities stop by to plug their latest projects/remind us of their scandals. OJ Simpson has his future read (keep in mind this is the 80s OJ), causing the fortune teller to flee the scene. Bill Cosby (manned by the same Thomas Ward who starred in "Not The Cosbys XXX") shows up as well, followed by a furious Laci Laine who demands Cosby leave his wife for her.

Although these allusions provide amusing intermissions from sex, they feel more like piecemeal potshots and less like parodies of the events they reference. Poking fun at the gimmicky, self-serving habits of a major network is clever, but without a strong, over-arching plot to center the jokes, the parody becomes a gimmick itself.

And like most parody porn, there's a clear distinction between the amusing and the arousing. There was one instance of Madden using the telestrator to discuss his favorite things about Angelina Armani (boobs, eyes, long, flowing hair), but it would've been doubly as funny to see him narrate an instant replay, telestrating the path of Eric John's cock as four cheerleaders tackle him in the locker room. Perhaps a "BAM!" or two would've been appropriate.

But there really isn't much to complain about. The simple fact that seventeen girls cram into five separate scenes is a daunting feat. With such an enormous cast, one might wonder how parody prince Will Ryder manages to coach this dreamteam to glory.

The answer? Teamwork: four gals for every gent, and no one hits the sidelines when the action is on. There's no showboating, no ball hogging, and the fans go wild for every play (seriously, there's non-stop cheering). Also, since every sex scene features a POV moment, viewers at home get to feel like they're part of the team! The sportsmanship is simply awe-inspiring.

Of course, there are a few star players. Evan Stone and Angelina Armani have the only one-on-one scene as the legendary quarterback Manhattan Joe and some floozy. He helps her get her foot in the door as a sideline reporter, so she helps him get his cock in her mouth.

"Well if I'm gonna taste your cock," she says, "I want you to taste my pussy." See? Teamwork.

Also exciting is the fact that Yurizan Beltran has her first non-solo scene. Yurizan, Lela Star, Mai Ly, and Alyssa Reece get bored watching the game at home, so they decide to ditch the remote and grab the vibrators. Even though it's her first time, Yurizan gives it 110% and really goes deep. I sincerely hope she continues this sociable trend.

The general mindset for parody pornographers seems to be "What if this show had hardcore sex in it?" Unfortunately, the finished product presents the question "What if this hardcore sex had jokes near it?" And while it's smart to unite the eternally homosocial institutions of pornography and sports, it's important to make sure they play together well. Perhaps "Not Monday Night Football XXX" could've used a couple more scrimmages before hitting the field.

And now I'm out of football puns.

"Naughty Cheerleaders" Are Our Favorite Kind

DCypher — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Back in the day when we lived in the mystical land known as "college," there was only one club that everyone wanted to be in, far surpassing ever the draw of gnostic and secretive "Skull & Bones" clique.

That club (naturally) was the Naughty Cheerleader Club. Who doesn't remember them, right? They were so, well, for lack of a better word, naughty. With their short pleated skirts, original cheers, unique routines, and willingness to screw just about everyone on campus, they certainly made an impression on us. We would give almost anything—so long as it didn't inconvenience us in the slightest, mind you—to relive those amazing moments in time when we got to have our way (mostly in our minds) with those extraordinary young future leaders of the world.

Once again, the geniuses over at New Sensations understand that. Some days it feels like they know us better than we know ourselves . That's is why they are helping us to relive those halcyon days of yonder, when our biggest concerns were how to cram for the big test as well as how to cram the head cheerleader, or any cheerleader for that matter, full of rock hard throbbing pipe.

"The Naughty Cheerleaders Club #3" features Amia Miley, Lindy Lane, Allyssa Hall, Summer Silver, and the indelible Natalie Norton, all re-enacting the blissful moments when we peeled these delightful dolls out of their uniforms and thrust ourselves deep into the wet pink balloon knots they called their dirty place. They even go as far as to shout out a couple of sharp cheers for our benefit, God bless 'em. What more can you ask for on a summer weekend in July during the worst recession since the last recession?

"The Naughty Cheerleaders Club #3" comes out this week. Enjoy it, and everything in your amazing life, while you still can.

Liked Amia Moretti? You'll Love Amia Miley!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 11:30:01 EDT

A few months ago, we alerted you to our burgeoning crush on one Amia Moretti. Now we've learned she's changed her name to Amia Miley—but never fear: she's every bit as awesome as ever.

Some of you may be wondering why Amia would change her name—especially so early in her career. Well, like so many things, it's all about the internet: Amia realized that someone else owned AmiaMoretti.com, and rather than let another person profit from her fame, she decided to change course sooner rather than later, and go with Amia Miley. And yes, she made sure to buy AmiaMiley.com, and all related URLs. Cause she's smart like that.

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Upcoming Starlet Watch: Amia Moretti

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Occasionally, we find ourselves panicking that the pool of fresh young porn talent has dried up, and that there will never be another starlet capable of attaining the heights reached by our favorite stars.

But then we actually take a look at the pool of fresh young talent, and realize that we're being, well, silly. Case in point: Amia Moretti (sometimes known as Amea Moretti)—who we first spied in "Barely Legal 93"—may still be in the first fresh months of her porn career, but we have a feeling she'll be going places (and fast!).

But hey, you don't have to take our word for it: you can browse through a selection of her work and decide for yourself. (And a few years from now, when we're all talking about how we couldn't imagine life without Amia, well, just remember we told you so).

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“Barely Legal” Tradition Marches On Towards Triple Digits

DCypher — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:00:00 EDT

"Barely Legal" continues its prestigious march towards triple digits, edging ever closing with the release of its 93rd luscious installment. Will we ever get bored with seeing young girls get screwed? Don't count on it!

Erica McLain helms yet another zesty installment of the series, casting oh so delectable, ripe and ready cock junkies-in-training, including Jasmine Jolie, Nikkie Vixon, Karmen Kennedy, Amia Moretti, and Ally Ann. As much as we would love to tell you that this line has gotten significantly better, with amazing and compelling plot lines that transcend the genre and bring us to tears, the truth is that it's not likely to go that direction any time soon. Instead, what is compelling is the subject matter itself. The rest is tradition, true, but we're perfectly fine with honoring the past that led us to these delightfully nubile young debutantes.

What would our lives be like if we couldn't see sultry young siren Jasmine Jolie exploring her blossoming sexuality? Dull and drab and colorless—that's what! Amia Moretti takes beautifully to the cock as well, and Karmen Kennedy is nothing short of alluring to watch on screen. Once she starts screwing, it's hard to look away.

"Barely Legal 93" releases this week from LFP and Hustler Video. Check out our free preview below.

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