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Immoral Productions Hits Stride In Second Volume Of "Blowjob Winner"

DCypher — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

Hey, how's it going? Good. Yeah. So...how would you like to get a blowjob from a hot pornstar instead of just fantasizing about it while getting your fap on? No strings attached? That's what we thought.

That's exactly what the fine team over at Immoral came up with.

Now, award winning director Jim Powers and degenerate playboy Porno Dan are not the first pornographers to create a "fuck your fans" series—far from it. Everyone from Jackie Treehorn to Jack Horner has pulled this plume out of their pimp ass fedora. Even party girl Shane pulled this shit. So what's the difference with this series? Um, this one actually has real name stars in it doing what they love to do best with the folks who love them the most.

Listen here —volume two stars Phoenix Marie, 2009 XRCO Winner for Best Deep Throat Angelina Valentine, AVN Hall of Famer Amber Lynn, superstar Gina Lynn, cock worshiper Sara Jay, and up and coming dick drunk starlet Brynn Tyler. For those who are mathletically disabled, that's a full half dozen world class prick charming scum garglers!

Colin, one of the lucky fans who gets his sword swallowed in volume two, says "I still can't believe I got a blow job from Phoenix Marie, I can't wait to show this movie to my friends."

"Blowjob Winner 2" releases this week from Immoral Productions and Pure Play. It is sure to get your pulse racing. Check out our exclusive gallery.

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"Housewives" Need A Whole Lotta Love

DCypher — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Let's face it—it's boring as hell in suburbia. They don't have the excitement of gangsta rap to fall back on, which is why your average housewife needs to be pleasured forty times a day by random dudes.

It's because of the boredom! Clearly! And the lack of gangsta rap. You think they have time to listen to rap with all that screwing going on? No way. They're listening to Led Zepplin, album two, while the juice runs down their legs and into some other guy's margarita glass.

And to be perfectly honest, we don't mind all that much, so long as we get to watch. So when we heard that those dirty MILFish sluts over there on Wicked's Amber Lane were making a sequel, we can't say that it came as much of a surprise—because it did not! What do you expect them to do all day? Clean dishes while Raoul the cute landscaper with no shirt flaunts his washboard abs all day in the front yard? Come on, people. Think!

Plus, they have to practice to get good at making babies. That's why they're in suburbia, man!

Amber Lynn, Janet Mason, Angie Savage, Samantha Ryan, Charisma Cappelli, and Kiara "Cypher" Diane have mastered the art of giving supreme baby making pleasure with their vaginas and can now afford to eat bon bons, watch soap operas, and milk every single last drop of splooge from the heavy balls of undocumented transient workers, pool boys, delivery men, salespeople, and Jehovah's witnesses.

Maybe if you didn't work so much things would be different, but we sincerely doubt it. Don't be jealous. Just think of it as sexual training for when you get home, big guy—but make sure she uses the mouthwash. That's all we're saying. We know where director performer Randy Spears has been.

"The Housewives of Amber Lane 2" is out now. Check it out!

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Amber Lynn, Circa '86

Gram Ponante — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:00:00 EDT

Amber Lynn has always been delightful, but can her 23-year-old movie "Perfect Partners" withstand the visible tan lines (on men) and leg warmers that characterized that bygone age?

In addition to Lynn and other all-natural (save for the hair structures), perky-breasted starlets like the throaty Tamara Longley and Sheri St. Claire, the recently-re-released "Perfect Partners" features the amazing ham acting of Joey Silvera, who could have probably used a couple of rails just to calm down.

The movie features Longley's character, the inscrutably-named Dr. Jean Valjean, as a therapist who becomes actively involved in her patients' marriages. The movie plays like "Behind the Scenes at CHiPs": Not only are there appearances by wife-servicing dudes Jamie Gillis and Mike Horner, but there is also a synth-vibe-heavy theme song and a freeze frame at the end.

I admit I picked up this movie for the cover; Lynn out-hair band molls any hair band moll I can think of, including domestic abuser Tawny Kitaen.

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Desperately Seeking "Housewives"-Based Porn

Gram Ponante — Tue, 13 May 2008 17:10:41 EDT

Porn ~~ripoffs~~ parodies of things that were topical three years ago are like settling into a comfortable pair of shoes: they are familiar and safe, and make us think of a time when gas wasn't so expensive, it looked like the Democrats would win in 2008, and "The Sopranos" was still on. We received Wicked's "The Housewives of Amber Lane" recently and thought, "Awww, at least it's not 'Britney Rears'."

A star vehicle for veteran pornstress Amber Lynn, any intellectual property-type objection we might have is countered with, "Aw why shouldn't Amber Lynn have a movie named after her?"

Don't look at us! Look at dreamy Nick Manning! What's the matter with you?

Performer/director Randy Spears presents two shots of superhero housewives floating mysteriously above their partners.

You will never see belly fat or floppy boobs in a Wicked feature. Maybe that should be their motto instead of "What Excites You."

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Amber Lynn: When Cougars Attack

Jonnobot — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:03:26 EST

If the new definition of "cougar" is something along the lines of a MILF who wants to fuck you back, consider veteran pornstress Amber Lynn ready to sharpen her claws and jump back on the pole. Guys that were still zygotes when Lynn was starring out in titles like "Dangerous When Wet" and "Let's Get It On With Amber Lynn" back in 1986 are now considered prey for this 40-something feline. Lynn will kick off her return to the live stage next week at Gold Club Centerfolds in Rancho Cordova. CA. She also has three new DVD titles in the pipe, including Wicked's "The Housewives of Amber Lane" and Tom Byron's "Seasoned Players 4: MILF Superstars" where she's featured with fellow legend Ginger Lynn (no relation).

One busy kitty, Lynn took a moment to stretch out, arch her back and tell Fleshbot, "Being a cougar is perfect for me. I was a cougar the day I set foot in this business." Then she demanded a big dish of milk and wanted us to rub her tummy. - JC

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Porn Of The Moment: Smash Pictures Hits The "Mother Lode"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:46:56 EST

You cannot argue with us that this is at least the best porn title of the past several days, perhaps even a fortnight. While many of these women are not actually mothers, they certainly look exactly like your moms, what with their latex and being named Puma Swede, so you can be assured that the mature hijinks going on have an air of authenticity.

The movie also stars porn legend Amber Lynn and Darryl Hannah, who was at the center of a "fourway blowbang! Her real life hubby actually jumped in without warning!"

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