· Ice-T's wife, Coco, is quite a drink of water. That's a whole lot of thirsty for one family. (dailypoa.com)

· Michelle Rodriguez plays in the surf while you had to go work on a Monday. Does that really seem fair? (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· The editor of GQ magazine is in hot water over his poorly-executed joke about Asian whores. He really should have re-written it to include whores of all races, colors and creeds. (nypost.com, via Gawker)

· A German sex toy company gets fined for naming its vibrators after two of Germany's greatest soccer stars, although they both probably wish they scored at the same rate as their miniature buzzing friends. (yahoo.com, via Deadspin)

· Apparently, the only industry that gets less love than porn these days is gambling, but they do have a good feeling about Red 23. (eog.com)

· How does searching for science DVDs on Amazon turn up an academic treatise on gay porn? Either it's bad search algorithms or just good luck. (slapupsidethehead.com)

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· So Joe Francis hasn't even been in jail for two days and he's already been accused of bribing a guard and possessing contraband pills. Add that to the tax evasion and contempt of court and this guy is on fire! (newsherald.com)

· It seems that at least one of our Gawker brothers and sisters actually reads Playboy for the articles. We suppose somebody has to. (Gawker)

· If Amazon.com is sending you emails recommending a new vibrator, chances are they know something you don't. (theregister.co.uk)

· A Japanese corporate ritual going on this month involves serious business men dressed in nude body suits that make them look like big breasted women. Oh, someone has got to send us pictures of that. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

· A new study says that when presented with nude photos men will usually look at the face first, before looking at other parts of the body. That's our story and we're sticking to it. (livescience.com)

· Breckenridge, Colorado's Women of Ski Patrol 2007-2008 (sorta) nude calendar is on sale now. But we haven't even worn out our 2006-2007 calendars yet! (summitdaily.com)

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After years of trying to figure out how she manages to juggle writing two blogs, a newspaper column, and various book projects with a blowtorch in one hand and a cupcake in the other, we finally figured out how Fleshbot Gal Friday Violet Blue is able to do it all: she is not one entity as her website and occasional photo shoots would lead you to expect, but is actually the commandress of an entire mini-army of Violet Blue clonettes who scamper all over the Bay Area and the rest of the planet doing her bidding. (And no, not one of them is a porn star.) One of Violet's minions is currently responsible for her new book "Fetish Sex: An Erotic Guide For Couples", which will be the focus of a workshop tonight at the Syren store in Los Angeles; Violet v.23b will be on hand along with sidekick Thomas Roche to "help shy beginners and experienced pervs alike discover, explore, share and enjoy their fetishes". Let's hope she remembers to bring along a mini-Violet or two to hold the camera for her while she's explaining everything you've always wanted to know about fun with latex and human pet play—not to mention any cupcake-and-lace panty action she might get up to afterwards.

· Fetish Sex: An Erotic Guide for Couples @ Syren LA (event info @ eros-zine.com)
· Order: "Fetish Sex: An Erotic Guide For Couples" (Amazon)
· Tiny Nibbles (tinynibbles.com)
· See also: seventeen stars and lace panties (VB's photosets @ Flickr)

· Who knew that Tee Corrine's classic 1973 Cunt Coloring Book was available on Amazon? We're so excited about ordering copies for everyone we know that we're going to have even more trouble staying inside the lines! (random-good-stuff.com)

· Parents, please remember "the birds and the bees" is supposed to be a lecture to your kids, not a live presentation in front of them. The goal is teach them about sex, not scare them away from it forever.

· A day after teasing everyone with a glimpse of sideboob, Lindsay Lohan continues to work her way back into the spotlight by serving up a pantyhose-sheathed upskirt shot. One day at a time, Lindsay, one day at a time! (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Orbitz' advertising is not very subtle. They are talking about cocks, right? (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· A Montreal YMCA tries to figure out how to keep wandering eyes from ogling spandex-clad exercisers, but isn't that the whole point of working out? (canada.com)

· Hooters are on their way to Israel—the restaurant, we mean, not the other kind. They've had those forever. (reuters.com)

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· Mrs. America is now Mrs. World. Finally, incontrovertible proof that no one outshines the U.S. in the production of MILFs. (news.com.au)

· Young ladies of the pop tart set—yes, you girls—should really watch this tutorial on how to remove yourself from a car without showing the world your business. Do it for the children. Please. (Jalopnik)

· Speaking of Jalopnik, we know those guys love their cars, but they would never resort to, you know ... loving cars, would they? Maybe that's a question we don't want answered. (thesun.co.uk, via who else?)

· San Francisco finally signs off on Kink.com's move into the city's old Armory Building, which means the city will no longer be a haven for clean-cut, straight-laced individuals who would never think of doing anything outrageous like work at an adult video company. (examiner.com, more @ sfist.com)

· Meanwhile, we hear from the good folks at Comstock Films that their "Marie and Jack" is received an NC-17 rating from the MPAA (one of only 48 films to do so since the rating was introduced in 1984)—and that it's now available (along with three other titles) on Amazon.com. It's one small step for the contiuing acceptance of explicit adult material in mainstream media, one giant leap for anyone who wants to sneak in some hot hardcore sex the next time they order the latest Steven King book online! (comstockfilms.com)

· A prisoner in El Salvador has his brilliant escape plan foiled when guards discovered he was hiding a hand grenade ... in his ass. We'd hate to be in the stall next to that guy, when it comes time to make his next "deposit." (reuters.com)

· What does the house of centerfold-turned-high priced call girl look like on the inside? It looks a lot like a regular house, actually. Sorry to disappoint you. (ajc.com, reprint @ adultfyi.com)

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Perhaps anxious to get the best seat on the Anna Nicole Smith memorial bandwagon before the folks at E! trot out the entire run of the "Anna Nicole Show" as a fourteen volume special edition with an exclusive commentary track by Dame Judi Dench, Playboy is wasting no time hawking a three-DVD collection of every video in which she appeared as the "Anna Nicole Smith Collection"—because really, nothing says "We Remember" like a $22.49 shrinkwrapped collection of recycled material everyone's seen before. Still, it may be of interest for completist types out there, if not celebrity necrophiliacs—after all, no less an eminent sex authority as Dan Savage reminds everyone that it's really, really creepy to jerk off to naked dead people: "So long as she lived ... you lived—and whacked off—in hope. But masturbating to the dead inspires only feelings of hopelessness and despair. Which is why no one beats off to James Dean or River Phoenix or Marilyn Monroe or Mary Todd Lincoln without feeling a little creepy, a little hopeless, and a little closer to the grave himself." (Wait a second—who says no one jerks off to Mary Todd Lincoln? Speak for yourself, Dan!)

· "Bundle of Joy" (dvddossier.com - thanks Judy)
· "The Anna Nicole Smith Collection" (Amazon)
· Dan Savage: Savage Love, 2/27/07 (villagevoice.com)

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