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A Free, Foxy Calendar From Private.com

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 13:00:00 EST

Despite our best efforts, there may be some of you who haven't purchased a calendar with naked ladies for 2010. Well, now you can just download one. Basically, we're saying the procrastinators win.

Perhaps having a calendar in PDF form isn't really convenient, since you have to then print out the individual pages—on high quality printing paper, no less—and tack them to your wall. And it'd be silly to just leave it on your computer: they also serve as calendars. Maybe we should put it this way: here's a free PDF of Black Angelika, Aletta Ocean, Angel Dark, Sasha Grey, Tori Black, and other glamorous females alongside the various months of the year.

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Aletta Ocean And Why "Slam"ming It Is Really The Only Option

Gram Ponante — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

Aletta Ocean is a captivating Hungarian who will be 22 later this month. Prior to her boob job she almost looked wholesome, but now, with rhinestones ringing her 3-D nipples and thigh-high stockings, well, she sure doesn't.

And that is why Ocean adorns the cover of Gazzman's "Slam It! In A Filthy Fucker," a movie that begins with an impossible crane up the back of Ocean's legs, stopping at the first available Slamming entrance.

As I said, there is absolutely nothing wholesome and girl-next-door about Ocean in this getup. Were I to bring her home to my mother (I wouldn't), the latter would slap me across the face. "I'm not blind," my mother would say.

We have seen a post-augmentation Ocean in Private's "Fuck My Big Boobs" (yes, please) and "6 Sluts in Uniform Take it Up the Ass," but this scene, shot in available afternoon light on a wood floor, really gives credit to the title.

"Yes," you will say, "there is nothing to do but Slam It. Now I understand perfectly."

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Well, If You Insist: "Fuck My Big Boobs"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

If you're like me, you came for the Eastern European big boobs, but you stayed to get a glimpse of the type of persons the credits refer to as "Mugur" and "Choky Ice."

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Cast: Aletta Ocean, Black Angelika, Lisa Del Sierra, Terry, Jessica Moore, Mugur, Lauro Giotto, James Brosman, Leslie Taylor, Choky Ice

Review by: Gram Ponante

Even if you are not a fan of big breasts wielded by tiny, multilingual women, my feeling about you is that you will appreciate their dusky fleshiness and call your ravel agent, as they say in Italy, pronto.

The first couple warms each other up on a leather couch much like the one we have here at Fleshbot West. She unwraps a large glass dildo that he gamely rubs between her breasts. "I see this; I am hot," she says and, even though he is defying porn logic by deriving no pleasure for himself by rubbing the dildo thusly, we are reminded of the European's giving nature.

So, like breasts themselves, this movie is wholesome that way. I admit that I felt scandalized by the boxcover copy:

Are you a tit man? Are you boobsessed by baps. Isn't it the most tit-anic sensation when you hold those heavy warm milk churns in your hands? Doesn't it make your dick twitch just picturing them? Private brings you bags of fun with funbags. You will run out of tissues a lot sooner than you planned. These ladies love to have their bazookas fondled while they get fucked hard and long, their big boobs swinging and bouncing about making their pussies dripping wet for more cock and cum.

"What the hell are baps?" I said, making a note to get more tissues at Ralph's.

There are three kinds of big boobs in this movie: the big natural kind, the big fake kind that might pass as natural, and the reverse-engineered from spacecraft big bolt-ons. I have to say that all look great on their bearer, but would not work on anyone else; the red-haired siren with the zaftig jugs would not be served with the comparatively smaller but perfectly round boobs of her costar.

Likewise the wiry thing with the blue/black hair and perfect fake tits would not be any better off with her girlfriend's natural mams. (Mams is the American word for baps, by the way.)

There is no plot to this movie, but you don't need one. If you're Choky Ice and someone asks you to fuck her big boobs, you say "Ja."

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While The Cat's Away, The Mouse Will Play

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:00:00 EDT

And in this case, the mouse will play with another pussy (get it? Get it?). When Aletta Ocean's in the picture, she can do whatever she wants—but opting to penetrate both her holes is very nice indeed.

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Backdoor Beauties Abound In "Anal Cavity Search 7"

DCypher — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Digging hard into the sweet bubbles of gaping young darlings, Eric Everhard and his posse of massively endowed professional sex workers are at it again, providing seriously needed rectal pleasure to girls in need.

This time around Everhard gathers up a stellar bunch of backdoor banging beauties, including Kristina Rose, Cecilia Vega, Chayse Evans, Phoenix Marie, Aletta Ocean, and Larissa Dee, and then seriously cranks the heat up on them. Every scene borders on extreme, with the intensity boiling out of control. Still, in all fairness the boys don't spend much time searching for the perfect pucker to drill. This time around it just seems to find them.

Kristina Rose, for example, stalks Eric down to his house and then won't take no for an answer, demanding instead to show off her succulent bung to the master gaper. Everhard takes pity on her, giving her sexy, round ass a great fucking and showing us all the way up into her large intestine in between crammings.

Cecilia Vega pulls a double anal with two guys who are thick enough to be considered a double anal on their own. That's like taking four dicks and a couple fingers in her ass at once. Then Phoenix Marie wears out both her lovers while they take turns trying to do the same to her— and fail.

In the end (pun intended), it's Aletta Ocean who wins us over completely with her extraordinary body, her insatiable lust, and that sweet, stretchy dirt box. Under the pretense that she knows how to clean houses (yeah, sure) she marches her sweet ass into Mr. Pete's dressed in a slutty maid costume and is soon squirting all over the place, making a huge wet mess. Mr. Pete and his buddy waste no time jamming their fuck sticks into her pretty face, then pulling her hole open for some deep cavern exploration.

Plus every single one of these girls gets filled to the brim with a huge wad of jizz up their asses, a dangerous and sexy taboo sure to rile thrill seekers and cum fart enthusiasts.

"Anal Cavity Search 7" releases today from Eric Everhard and Jules Jordan Video. Check it out.

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Jayden James's Asshole Sparkles In "This Butt's 4 U 5"

DCypher — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

It's no real secret that Canadian wunderporno creator Eric Everhard loves anal sex. Or, for that matter, that he will share this love with the world for a modest sum.

So when we heard that he was releasing a fifth volume of "This Butt's 4 U," his amazing Jules Jordan anal series (albeit still bearing the brunt of the same antediluvian title), we were far from surprised. It's not like we thought he was going to resurrect smut's failed experiment with Nietzsche porn, right? Given his particular talent, endowed by his creator, labeling him a life support system for a cock is both a compliment and a benediction. We're hard pressed to believe he's losing sleep over it.

Everhard blends a nice mix of stretchy young Euro sphincter with all-American ripe and ready rectum this time around, letting the ladies' elastic puckers do the most of the trash talking. With a cast that includes Kirra Lynne, Chayse Evans, Memphis Monroe, Jayden Jaymes, Aletta Ocean, and Kylee Strutt...this is quite the release.

The results are on par with everything we've come to expect from Everhard. Memphis Monroe looks particularly stunning with a hard tool crammed all the way up her dirtbox and Aletta Ocean was born to go in through the out door. In the end it's Jayden James that steals the show. Girls that beautiful are rarely so filthy.

"This Butt's 4 U 5: drops this week. Don't ever say America hasn't been good to you, Mister Everhard.

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"Rico The Destroyer" Perpetuates Compelling Racial Stereotypes 13 Inches At A Time

DCypher — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Statistically, most women will never even see 13 inches of penis in their lives. Not so for Adrianna Nicole, Bobbi Starr, Dana DeArmond, Andi Anderson, Aletta Ocean, and Kiera King, the brave women who take everything, including anal punishment, from Rico the Destroyer.

And so another Alexander Devoe title is born, launching from the shores of Jules Jordan Video out into a world hungry for interracial tales featuring unnaturally endowed men with cruel appetites for tiny and unyielding orifices.

And just who is this Rico the Destroyer? Is he a product of blight and sprawl, born into the harsh realities bred by the underbelly of laisez faire capitalism and forced to fight his way out of the ghetto using the only advantages life gave him—in this case a thirteen inch fuck stick and a ravenous hunger for horny white girls possessed with insatiable jungle fever?

Or is he just another Johnny Cum Lately exploiting racial myths and stereotypes, playing up to our baser fears and desires and using them to create the character of Rico the Destroyer? In other words, is he simply posing as a ruthless misogynistic thug, a la Ice Berg Slim, when in fact he has the heart of a tender Buddhist monk and the business acumen of Donald Trump? Is this an act Jack? Are his street creds affected to play up his animalistic virility?

In all honesty, to some degree, they probably are. The truth is that we may never know. For all intents and purposes we have to take it at face value, or ignore it completely, and it is pretty hard to ignore a thirteen inch black cock waving in your face. Like it or not, Rico commands your attention. You simply cannot look away once you've caught a glimpse of this monster.

If we suspend our disbelief at the routine and pass off the comic book villain meets gangsta rapper bravado, we are left with over two hours of viciously entertaining hardcore footage, which is more than enough to keep us contentedly distracted. The rest we will allow you to decide for yourselves.

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"Registered Nurses 2" Strengthens Vocational Porn Hybrid Trend

DCypher — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

What's black and white and pink all over? Hot sexy nurses, that's what! Smash Pictures and Kevin Moore deliver the goods in this fever-inducing volume that some consider an early indicator of future vocational pornography.

Usually when we go to the emergency room in the middle of the night for some free morphine and experimental surgery, the registered nurse on duty is about the farthest thing on our minds from sexy. We've actually had some experience here. Trust us, our last nurse was named Frank and, competent as he was, he did not inspire lusty fantasies about probing.

Shyla Stylez on the other hand, well, does. Dress her up in the requisite nursing outfit and bend her over and she looks like a blow up doll (in a good way). Considering she's taking a Prince deep up into the velvety folds of her plush hot wetness, the abstract series of expressions she twists her face into begin to make more sense. Perhaps she's speaking in a forgotten nurse code, saying, "Hey, I'm getting the fucking of my life from this guy."

Shyla is joined by the hottest chick in all of porn from 2008, Miss Jayden James, as well as Kristina Rose, Aletta Ocean, and Tara Lynn.

Kevin Moore is one of the most talented, and overlooked, gonzo directors in the business today. Kudos to Smash for another great movie, and to Moore for helming it.

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