So sex advice is sex advice and most of it is pretty sensible and formulaic, but we had to laugh when Savanna (jokingly) suggested that "lots of opiates" are what it will take to convince your wife to join in an orgy with you. Or that the solution to your girlfriend's annoyance with how long it takes for you to come (oh, boo hoo) is to "have her stick her finger up your ass! Kisses!" She also gives a lesson in how to deep throat and explains why women love to take it in the ass. Seriously, this advice column is gold.

· Savanna on Sex (xcritic.com)

GettingIntoPorn.com is a very, very thorough (and free!) database of information, resources, and advice for women considering careers in the adult industry. Covering everything from picking a porn name to finding an agent to packing for a shoot to staying healthy, Monica offers wouldbe pornstars an excellent base from which to begin their careers...or to decide that the adult industry just isn't for them.

· Getting Into Porn (gettingintoporn.com)
· Monica Foster (monicaf.com)

The adult industry veteran (and the power behind Jenna Jameson's throne) "hopes to bring hope and salvation to the countries growing unemployed and laid-off workers"—all for the low, low price of just $69.69. And that's not just for the book: you'll also get four bonus gifts, including "top secret email" and "private tele-course"!

How could you possibly refuse this once in a lifetime offer?

· Get Into Porn (getintoporn.com)

Most of them should be obvious to anyone with half a brain, but if you're worried that—in all the excitement of meeting your favorite star—you might forget your manners, we encourage you to print out the list and carry it in your wallet. We'd also advise you to add an 11th item: should you run into Sasha Grey, under no circumstances should the words "crossover star" exit your lips.

· 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Porn Star (asylum.com)
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Hey Stoya,

Love your work! I find you simply amazing. I normally enjoy larger breasted females but there is something about you that just turns me on! Maybe it is how you get into the scene or maybe it is your nice ass, perky tits, and sexy moan. But to get to my question. Do you have any fetishes that you don't get to do on screen? I am enjoy peeing. Girls giving golden showers or just girls peeing. I know that isn't really DP's thing but wondered if you would ever do a scene with that or if you are totally against that. Secondly, do you feel special since your "name" is trademarked?

Personally, I define 'fetish' as something that is necessary for either arousal or the completion of the sexual act. That said, I have no fetishes but am quite into a number of acts usually categorized as fetish. Mostly I enjoy new things and making the experience enjoyable for the partner(s) so if they're into it I almost always enjoy participating. In my personal life the line is drawn at poo and living things that can't or don't consent. I'm not against pee, but I am against going to jail for violation of obscenity laws, and since Digital Playground is also going to be running my eventual website, people that want to see me pee are going to have to wait for the United States to relax on the whole obscenity thing. Good luck with that one.

To answer your second question, no. Actually, having my name trademarked makes me feel a little weird, like I'm supposed to be some kind of porn star or something.

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Dear Stoya,

I've got some questions for you.

If any of these questions are too intrusive or you would rather not answer them please ignore them:

Main Question:

At what age did you discover pornography and what was your reaction? Was it a movie, magazine or other? Remember its title?

Consider these:

When did you discover masturbation?

How often do you masturbate?

Do you masturbate to pornography?

Have you masturbated to your own sex scenes?

What's your favorite sex toy or do you prefer your hand?

At what age did you lose your virginity?

Have you ever been with a transsexual and would you consider performing with one in the future?

What's the kinkiest or wildest sex act you've ever done?

On the Kinsey sexual orientation scale where would you classify yourself? 0 - 6 (0=Hetero 3=Bi 6=Homo).

How do you feel about labels such as: gay, straight, and bi?

When did you decide to get into the adult business and why?

What are the pros and cons of the adult industry?

How would you like the porn industry to change in the coming years?

If you weren't a porn star what would you be or is that thought totally inconceivable?

Do you plan to remain in the industry as a producer or director or will you be exclusive to performing?

Have all your dreams been fulfilled?

What are your feelings on breast implants?

Hottest sex scene you've performed in?

And... you are beautifully hot!

Wow, that sure is a big, long list of questions. I'm not sure if I've ever seen one that huge. Do you mind if I touch it? I'm overwhelmed by the size...

At 7 am on my way to shoot with the lovely angelina armani, I am overstimulated and convinced that everything needs to be a sexual innuendo. You should try it some time. Its a fun game.

What age did I discover pornographic material? It was definitely more than four years ago. Actually, it wasn't a movie or a magazine, it was bdsm and fetish newsgroups on the internet. Obviously I reacted to it quite well :) By the time I signed with DP I had still only seen a handful of adult movies, and the only ones I found interesting enough to sit through were "The Fashionistas" and JackTheZipper's work, which kind of makes sense because they both have a lot of artistic and fetish themes.

What's my favorite sex toy or do I prefer my hand? I prefer other peoples hands... like under a table in public... or in the back of a taxi at night when the driver isn't looking (Here we go with the overstimulated thing again). If there are no hands available, I'm partial to this little egg-ish shaped vibrator from lelo.

Do I intend to remain in the industry as a producer or director or will I remain exclusive to performing?

Jesus, dude. Eight movies and you're already asking what I'm going to do when I retire?

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Hey there...Stoya...

I married a wonderful girl, but she's really shy in bed...and I need a girl who is more bold and exciting...any ideas on how i can drop the hint and help her get more bold?

Wow. There's really no stock answer for this, since each woman is different. Generally, building a healthy dialogue on sex and making your partner feel satisfied and comfortable are going to be good first steps toward a more open sex life. Even something as simple as changing "I need a girl who is more bold and exciting" to "It would be nice if she felt comfortable enough to experiment and express her sexuality with me" would probably get you much better results. There's nothing less sexy than feeling like you aren't exciting, so watch your choice of words when you begin to broach the subject.

*****

For more Stoya, check out the Stoya Archive.

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· First Bi Threesome (firstbithreesome.com, via indienudes.com)

Got a question for Stoya? Simply email it to askstoya at fleshbot dot com. After she's had a chance to give each and every question the proper amount of consideration, we'll be back next week with all her answers. Don't be shy... she's eagerly awaiting all your questions!

UPDATE: We previously listed the address for this feature as askstoya at gmail dot com. That was incorrect, please see the correct email address above.

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As the digital age has made the piling up of porn all too easy, this is a plight that many of us have come to know all too well. We recently heard from a reader who's swimming in smut and desperate to know what he can do to sort things out ...

I find myself having several gigs of porn on my computer (over 60 gig) and I'm running into an organizational problem. I have been altering the file names with codes to categorize my porn (as in having A for anal, for CP for cream pie) but it's very cumbersome and I have to sort through it manually.

Are there any solutions out there that you know of that organizes porn in a very intuitive way? Do you think any of your reader base would know? If so, please tell me! I would love to hear a possible solution! If not, I plan on looking into writing an application with a sqlite database to easily tag porn and make searches very quick.

Since we're usually too busy looking for porn to actually take the time to organize it, we figured we'd pass his question along to you, our savvy smut-loving readers.

So tell us: how do you organize your porn? Do you have a special system? Is there a program out there that easily and efficiently sorts and separates, keeping the MILFs away from the hot coeds and the messy facials apart from the anal cream pies? Is there a quick and easy solution — or are we all just destined to fight our way through an ever increasing amount of smut, closing our eyes and hoping for the best? Let us know your own personal tips and techniques for navigating your own personal porn archives in the comments.

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· Help Me Heather (gurl.com)

For some reason, I find it sexually pleasing to have my bladder pressed on, or to just have a slightly full bladder in general. I have been doing it since I was about eight, and it never seemed weird until I actually thought about it. I have never told anyone—and even lied to cover it up. Recently, I've worried it might be a fetish. Is it a fetish, and if it is, should I do something about it?

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· The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)

I am a little worried about my man slave. I have noticed that he likes to play with his ass on the occasion and i am not sure if he knows that i seen him do it. Does that mean he's gay and if not then how do i approach him on maybe letting me play with his ass in sexual play. maybe he's into it and is affraid to do it because he will think that i will think he is gay. I wouldn't but i want him to be completely sexually satisfied . I would love to play with his ass i hear that is a big hot zone for men and they just don't know it. I want him to be completely unleashed. How can i get my man slave to let me didle with his ass?.

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· Talk Sex With Sue Johanson (talksexwithsue.com)

I have a quick qustion what does pussy really smell like?

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· Female First (femalefirst.co.uk)

I have been with my boyfriend for 15 years and love him to bits wehave a good sex life but for the past 2 years he gas tied me up whilst i am asleep, at first i loved it, but lately ive experienced new things, mainly a straight jacket suit, i am a heavy sleeper so dont notice him slipping me into the jacket. last month i woke up totaly trapped and blind folded.. at first all good but he left me for 34 hours, i lost it and panicked.
i worried that one day he will leave me ied up

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

Once upon a recent drunken night I went home with a former fuck buddy. Ever since, I’ve been getting booty texts/calls from him – but only at 3 am when I’m sleeping! Don’t get me wrong – I’m totally DTF but I’m not sure what to do. Should I text back the next morning? Should I not say anything at all? Ladies, what’s the proper etiquette for a situation like mine?

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· Sex-Project (sex-project.com)

i've read some postings about sucking your own dick and i was able to do this about a year ago
and now i can only get about 2 inches away and i was wondering how long i took some of you to
reach your goal.

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· Large Penis Support Group (lpsg.org)

Would other guys on here let another man masturbate them? This question is more aimed at guys who are not 100% gay. Would a guy who is, say, 100% straight, or there abouts, let another guy wank him if he didn't have to do anything in return?

I've no real experience with other men, but I've often wondered what it would be like to wank another guy.

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

A few months before I graduated, a friend revealed that she had been lusting after me, and wanted to hook up. The trouble was that she's in a long-term relationship. She didn't see this as a problem—she was willing to cheat—but I didn't want to be a part of that, and turned her down. She then played some games and got me to kiss her when I was drunk, and later flat-out propositioned me (again while I was drunk), and I refused again. Then we graduated and moved hundreds of miles away from each other, which I expected would be the end of it.

Now, though, a month later, she wrote to tell me that she's "not over" me. Was I right to turn her down, or should I, as she argued, let her make her own mistakes? Should I let her boyfriend (and likely fiancé) know about any of this?

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· Girlpits Underarm Fetish Forum (girlpits.com; registration required to view galleries

· The world's ArmPit Fetish site (armpits-fetish.com)


· Armpit Sex (armpit-sex.com)

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