Fleshbot: adriana lima

Adriana Lima's Breasts Are The Latest Fashion Statement

Ottimo Massimo — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:30:01 EST

It's a style that asserts femininity. It seems to say, "They're not boobs, they're breasts, damn it—and they will be treated as such."

That's just fine by us. Everyone knows we've always supported fashion that accentuates nudity, rather than hides it. Take a note, fashion designers: this is what we're into. (The hat is also nice.)

· Adriana Lima See Through Runway (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

It's A WAG's World

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:30:01 EDT

For every sport out there, there's a whole slew of wonderful WAGs here to turn up the heat. The MLB's got Kate Hudson, the NBA's got Adriana Lima...and we've got a reason to care about sports.

· WAGs of the 2009 MLB League Championship Series (coedmagazine.com)
· Top 10 NBA WAGS to Watch for Before the Opening Tip (bleacherreport.com)

Adriana Lima's Nipple Pops In To Say Hi

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 21 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Hello again, Adriana Lima! It's so good to see you looking so happy and perky...or, well, it's nice to see your nipple looking that way, in any case. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Five Out Of Ten Of The World's Sexiest Women Have Shown Us Their Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:30:25 EST

Another day, another list of the world's sexiest women—this one from E!, who gave top honors to Czech lingerie model Karolina Kurkova. While we were surprised by some of the list's inclusions (and exclusions—no Keeley Hazell??), we were pleased to note that many of the world's most beautiful ladies are quite well known to us—in the boob flashing sense, we mean. We've compiled a list of nip slips and boob shots from the loveliest ladies in the world; join us after the jump for some naked celebrity action.

Karolina Kurkova: No on boobs, but yes on butt.

Bar Rafaeli: Somehow, this girl has remained off the Fleshbot radar (Fleshdar?) for five years. We'll get right on changing that.

Angelina Jolie: Yes. Angelina showed her cans in Cannes—and, you know, got topless a bunch of other times, too.

Gisele Bundchen: Yes. Tits and ass, as a matter of fact.

Scarlett Johansson: No, but we keep hoping!

Adriana Lima: Sort of. There was that "I'm topless my my hair hides everything" GQ cover... and, of course, thefake Adriana Lima sex tape. Half point!

Heidi Klum: Sorta. Had a little nip slip. Another half point.

Penelope Cruz: Yes. Bared her boobs in "Elegy."

Manuela Arcuri: Yes. has a history of posing topless. Nuff said.

Shakira: Nope—and, even worse, she gave up a chance at her very first acting role cause she didn't want to do nudes.

· Model Karolina Kurkova voted world's sexiest woman (news.yahoo.com)

No doubt someone at GQ sees the irony in...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:35:42 EDT

No doubt someone at GQ sees the irony in having self-proclaimed virgin Adriana Lima on the cover of their "Love and Sex" issue. Having her on the cover of their upcoming "Love and Sex and Masturbation to Victoria's Secret Catalogs" issue, however, is going to be a perfect choice. (areaticino.com)

Who's That Girl?: The Greatest Celebrity Sex Scandals That Weren't

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:20:28 EDT

Everyone loves celebrity sex stories; we probably wouldn't be in business if they didn't. But one problem with amateur handheld night-vision camera phone pornography is that it's often difficult to identify the participants. Of course, that also makes it easy to dupe a public eager for juicy gossip into thinking that you fucked a movie star. The more immediate problem for us is that whenever one of these sexy stories "leaks" people turn to us to pass an informed judgment on its veracity—and most of the time, we're just as confused as everyone else: we do pride ourselves on our ability to spot a good fake, but even we get it wrong sometimes. (And that's the most shocking fact of all!) So join us as we take a look back at some incredibly scandalous true-life celebrity shenanigans that turned out to be not-so-true after all ... and even one that was.

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· The Britney Spears Sex Tape

We all wanted that one to be true, but sadly, that was just the beginning of the end for America's fairy tale couple.

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· The Alyson Hannigan Sex Tape

To this day, you can still find paysites that are trying to pass this off an authentic exclusive, even though no one really believed it in the first place.

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· The Adriana Lima Sex Tape

We would have totally bought that a Victoria's Secret supermodel would fuck on tape, except that virgins don't generally fuck on tape. Or Victoria's Secret supermodels for that matter.

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· American Idol contestant Antonella Barba's blowjob

We were never 100% sure if these were definitively proven to be her or not, but that's beautiful thing about interent scandals: It's not a lie if you believe it!

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· Vanessa Hudgens Nude Cell Phone Pics

The craziest thing about these pictures wasn't that they involved the star of a Disney show, but that they were actually her! (She also may have taken them for a boy who isn't really into girls, but that's another story).

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· Kristin Davis' Old Nudie Pics

Some people are apparently still on the fence about this one, but unless someone has a really detailed picture of Kristin Davis' elbows we're not buying it.

AskMen's Top 99 Women 2008: Let The Fapping Begin!

Jonnobot — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:19:52 EST

2008 might be a month old already, but for some the year doesn't officially start until AskMen publishes its much-anticipated list of the year's Top 99 Women ... which it did today. So that clickety-clacking you hear in the air is the sound of thousands of search engine optimizers finessing their listings to take advantage of the new rankings — not to mention the crinkling of untold volumes of Victoria's Secret catalogues as zeitgeist watchers everywhere attempt once more to remember the difference between Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio. And we here at Fleshbot aren't immune to the power of the list either: we don't want to give anything away, but let's just say we'll be watching very closely for a a Katherine Heigl seethrough shot or nip slip to trumpet in a headline this year. One can only hope. (And if you have a problem with who wound up on top this year, not to worry; having your say in FHM's list is just a couple of clicks away.)

· Top 99 Women: 2008 Edition (askmen.com)

Previously: Fleshbot's 2007 Crush Objects Of The Year, Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too, The (Lesbian) Hot 100, Listmania: Top 101 Tattooed Women

If you're one of those people who never...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:30:53 EST

If you're one of those people who never really believed Adriana Lima's claim that she was ignorant in the ways of lovemaking, perhaps you'll believe it when you hear that her (alleged) former fiancé, Lenny Kravitz, says that he himself hasn't had sex in three years. And he calls himself a rock and roll star? (nypost.com)

Morning Wood: Clash Of The Brazilian Titans

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:45:07 EDT

· Brazilian bombshells Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz Barros together again at last for the first time like you've always seen them before. Or something. (latenightpictures.com)

· Ladies, buy a solar powered swimsuit and use your hotness to make this nation energy independent. (shakewellbeforeuse.com)

· Men, do not buy these cock slippers, unless of course, your foot fetish demands it. (sexornot.blogspot.com)

· Was Italian porn legend Moana Pozzi murdered? If you consider assisted suicide to be murder, then yeah. (corrieretandem.com)

· A New York State appeals court rules that words can "depict" sexual content, and not just images. So go fuck yourself. (13wham.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Morning Wood: The More Things Change ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:25:13 EDT

· Let's check in with virgin supermodel Adriana Lima. Yep, she's still hot. (dailypoa.blogspot.com + publicnipslips.blogspot.com)

· How is it possible to have a bikini catfight where no one loses their bikini? What a rip off! (Seriously, rip it off!) (attuworld.com)

· Who knew Jane Austen was such a big fan of hardcore porn? We always knew there was somethiong kinky about her. (timesonline.co.uk)

· Kids in Israel who want to buy adult content on their cell phones will have to fax their ID to show how old they are. It's the perfect plan, since no one under 18 even knows what a fax machine is. (haaretz.com)

· If you're going to teach sex education to kids, at least try to do it right. Hint: Dangling cinder blocks over their genitals = not right. (washingtonpost.com)

· A local survey of teen sexuality can only result in one conclusion: parents know nothing about their teens' sexuality. (phillyburbs.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

(Definitely Not The) Adriana Lima Sex Tape

Fleshbot — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 13:30:07 EST

If there's one thing we've learned here at Fleshbot over the years, it's that if something sounds too good to be true it probably is (er, isn't). So we didn't even have to click on over to this video clip when a reader sent us this link to a forum post purporting to contain an excerpt from an alleged sex tape starring Brazilian-born supermodel Adriana Lima to see if it was the real thing or not. While she does bear a slight resemblance to Adriana if you happen to squint really hard, the model's eyebrows, cheap wristwatch, and lack of navel piercing give her away as an imposter—and honestly, does anyone really think that a self-professed virgin would record her deflowering while wearing a pair of knee-high fuck-me boots while a creepy guy in black socks looks on from the sidelines, much less allow the special event to be capped off with a rather messy and uncomfortable-looking facial cumshot? The real Adriana might be inexperienced when it comes to sex, but we seriously doubt she'd be as naive as all that. (We also hate to believe there are still folks out there who are naive enough to believe that there's a Britney Spears sex tape floating around out there on the interwebs as well, but that's the subject of another post entirely.)

· "IS THIS THE ADRIANA LIMA SEX TAPE?" (nastyboards.com - thanks Andy)

Previously: Adriana Lima: 100 Sexiest Bodies, Adriana Lima Nipple Slip