Fleshbot: 2008 olympics

Great Britain celebrates their Olympic success...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:50:56 EDT

Great Britain celebrates their Olympic success in the only way that makes any sense--covering Keeley Hazell's naked body in gold paint. Someone certainly deserves a medal for that. (thesun.co.uk)

This Week In Condoms (= Not Olympic Athletes, Apparently)

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:20:01 EDT

As usual, athletes in the Olympic Village have access to free condoms during the Games. What's not as usual is that no one is using them. Maybe they're all taking that "no sex before competition rule" a little too seriously? We thought it was always have sex before competition rule, but maybe that's why we don't have any bronze medals. (avn.com + yahoo.com)

The Naked Swedish Olympic Crossbow Team Babe That Wasn't

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:10:29 EDT

We'd be just as excited as everyone else is today to see naked photos of a member of the Swedish women's Olympic crossbow team, except ... not only is she not an Olympian, crossbow isn't even an Olympic event. Still ... see you in 2012, Naked Girl! (nsfwpoa.com + lessclothes.com + thecelebritydatabase.com + on205th.com)

The New York Times finally picks up what...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:40:32 EDT

The New York Times finally picks up what we're putting down and wonders why people are so impressed with the bodies of Olympic athletes—and naturally includes a slide show of the bodies of Olympic athletes. Did they really think people tune in for the glory of amateur competition or something? (nytimes.com)

German Olympians Join The Parade Of Naked Athletes

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:20:46 EDT

Our Beijing bureau has been working around the clock to make sure that you stay up-to-date on all the latest Olympic news—specifically, which athletes have taken their clothes off for a photo. Our Chinese spies could find no information about any sporting events or medal winners—some guy won a swim race, maybe?—but they do tell us that the latest German edition of Playboy will have four different collectors covers starring four female athletes currently competing at the Olympics. They are sailor Petra Niemann, canoeist Nicole Reinhardt, judoka Romy Tarangul, and Katharina Scholz, a field hockey star (pictured above) who worries that her fortuitously-timed cover might distract people from all the field hockey, which doesn't really seem possible. Check out her fellow countrywomen below and keep dreaming about all that gold jewelry.

· Olympic Athletes in German Playboy (playboy.de; more photos @ bild.de)
· "Germany's Scholz fears Playboy cover will cloud campaign" (reuters.com)
· Full German Photo Spread (lessclothes.com)

Previously: Faster, Higher, Naked-er: 21 Nude Olympic Athletes, Faster, Higher, Sexier: 20 Hot Summer Olympic Athletes, Nude Olympian Overcomes Her Handicap (Of Being Nude)

We introduced you to Spanish rhythmic gymnast...

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:20:50 EDT

We introduced you to Spanish rhythmic gymnast Almudena Cid in our sexy Olympic babes roundup last week, but if that wasn't enough to satisfy your appetite here's some new photos of her in Spanish FHM. We don't know anything about gymnastics—let alone how rhythmic she is—but she clearly deserves some kind of medal. (cameltap.com)

Leryn Franco Shows Why Hot Olympians Make Us Sweat

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:45:08 EDT

We've obviously got a serious case of Olympic fever around here, which is why we regret not being able to fit every single Olympic hottie into the athletic supporting galleries we've been featuring lately: we simply wouldn't have time to post about anything else. Good thing the games will still be going on for a few more weeks, so we'll keep doing our best to introduce you to even more gold medal babes as we find them. Today, for example, we'd like you to meet Leryn Franco, a javelin hurler from Paraguay who pays for her training with a second career as a bikini model. Which isn't as crazy as it sounds: after all, flexible hours and good pay—plus a strong incentive to stay in shape—make modeling the perfect day job to help pay for all that training. And while you're waiting for your next track and field meet, you might as well make your incredibly hot body useful in the meantime.

· Leryn Franco Calendar (pbase.com)
· "Buff and in the buff" (azcentral.com)

What An Ass

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:28:00 EDT

Our Commander-in-Chief and President of the United States of America George W. Bush really seems to be enjoying the Olympics. Who knew that we would have so much in common? (thestar.com; more photos @ yahoo.com)