#lawsuits

Remember Max Mosley, the Formula One Racing chief who got caught getting spanked by pretend Nazi and/or prison guards? Well, it turns out that secretly setting up and videotaping someone as they enjoy perfectly legal sexual fun and then publishing it in a national newspaper is still considered an invasion of privacy. Surprising, but true! (guardian.co.uk)

#travel

It's bad enough that airport security wants to make you fly without shoes; now they want to look at your naked body and then open your laptop and take all your porn! Gee, we wonder why people aren't as interested in flying as they used to be? (quickdfw.com + networkworld.com, via Fark)

#news

Civil liberties advocates are campaigning against the use of super high tech airport security scanners that create highly detailed images of passengers' naked bodies. On the chance that they're not successful... anyone know how to get a job in airport security? (ananova.com, thumbnail via suze.net via Ask Jolene)

#spam

Has porn spam finally caught up to Facebook, making this super-special social networking site just like every other place on teh internets? Between this and the threat of death to Scrabulous, why even turn on your computer any more? (portfolio.com)

#crime

A security leak at an adult web company may have compromised the email addresses of thousands of paysite customers. Fortuntately, no one uses their real name or email address when signing up for those things. (dailynews.com)

#butwhataboutthechildren

Good news! Looking at porn on the computers at your local library is totally not a problem. It's even easier if you find someone else surfing for porn and just look over their shoulder. (westword.com)

#tehinternets

Porn isn't the only place you can pick up a nasty virus—you can just as easily get infected simply by reading the news or going shopping. Online, that is. What did you think we were talking about? (computerworld.com)

#sextapes

Nigerians try to wrap their minds around their country's first illicit celebrity sex tape. We would warn them about what happened with the whole Paris Hilton thing, but they may not be ready to handle that just yet. (allafrica.com)

#censorship

Aren't these Chinese cartoon characters the cutest little anti-porn government censors you've ever seen? They almost make you feel happy to be living in a hyper-surveilled authoritarian police state! (news.com.com)

#youaskedforit

Hey, nanny state enforcers ... you can't put up closed circuit cameras at the beach and then expect chicks to not flash their boobies at them. That's what being a voyeur is all about, remember? (dailymail.co.uk)

#fetishiswheregooglefindsit

Lifehacker saves our butts once again by showing us how to search Google without the overlords keeping tabs on you. (Maybe.) Oh, who are we kidding? Everyone on the planet already knows how we feel about tentacles. (Lifehacker)

#blastsfromthepast

Madonna is suing to prevent an old, old boyfriend from selling nude photo and letters from her past. You know, because you can't find old pictures of Madonna having sex just anywhere. (femalefirst.co.uk + toxicmagazine.com + webpark.ru)

#gossip

Yes, we are aware of the whole Lindsay Lohan nude photo blackmail imbroglio ... but until we see the actual photos, we're not that interested. Even then we might need some convincing. (nypost.com)

#caughtintheact

Hey, don't knock those poor Geek Squad techies who were caught stealing porn from a customer's computer too much—they have to do something to make their jobs more interesting besides installing iTunes and scrubbing Windows registries all day. (Though you might want to make sure you encrypt all those naked Jello wrestling video files on your hard drive before you bring in your machine to be serviced, just in case.) (consumerist.com)

#morningwood