All those other girls seem to have a handle on how to get a dick into their mouths, but what to think of a girl who starts eating the hot dog in the middle? Is Pinky trying to educate the Dumb Asses, or is this just to show us how the Dumb Asses do it? On the other hand, would her unorthodox style stop us from saying Yes, Please, Pinky?

No.

(Despite the obvious resemblance, readers should not confuse Pinky's fellatastic skills with products served at a certain Porn Valley Adjacent eatery - ED.)

· Black Market (www.blackmarketxxx.com)
· Buy "Pinky’s Dick Sucking For Dumb Asses" (gamelink.com)

Natasha Nice, Courtney James, Kacey Jordan, Nichole Heiress, Scarlett Fay, Brynn Tyler, Coco Velvett, Lana Violet, Audrianna Angel, Missy Stone, Marie McCray, and Kiki Vidis are the fresh faced, willing young debutantes learning the ropes the hard way, but with none of the reservations crowding up the minds of the harrowed and uncertain young ladies not featured in this fledgling volume. You see these girls are the new stars of XXX. The next Jenna Jameson or Tera Patrick will emerge triumphant and cum-basted from this group, like a glorious, shimmering phoenix drenched in baby batter, like a gleaming Lauren Conrad—and you damn well know it!

They won’t be losing sleep any night soon over where their careers are headed. No more McJobs or working at the mall at stores they used to shoplift from. No more pointlessly begging their parents and sugar daddies for Manolo Blahnik during the worst economic crisis since Herbert Hoover. No more long hours spent winding around a stripper pole under candy lights or grinding the sticky tumescent laps of sweaty trolls for damp dollars. From here on out, it’s all panty-melting flattery, hard pipe from cute guys, and an endless stream of easy moolah. That’s even better than being the next Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox!

· Buy: New Sensations - "The New Stars of XXX" (GameLink)

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· Not Bewitched XXX Trailer 2 (YouTube)
· Official Site (notbewitchedxxx.com)

· PornEskimo + Eskimo Tube (porneskimo.com)

While the site does include a healthy dose of material tagged with words like "ebony", "Latina", and "tranny" (and various combinations thereof) along with plenty of ghetto booty and hood banging, most of the videos showcase things like blowjobs, gangbangs, facials, and creampies — i.e., the kind of stuff you find on pretty much every other porn video sharing site out there. Still, it's nice to see a collection like this that tries to stir things up with a little more flavor. And given how suddenly some of our favorite fapping resources can disappear these days, can you ever have too many sites like this bookmarked anyway?

· NicheFlixxx (nicheflixxx.com)
· Above: JADA FIRE SQUIRTIN

Previously: Still More Free Porn Video Sites (Shh! Don't Tell Vivid!), RedTube Rising, T'nA Flix: Still Another Porn Video Site, Sexy Videos @ Sevenload.de, ScripTube: Build Your Own YouTube Clone

· Zolee Cruz video by Daddy I Am A Whore (+ many more @ freudbox.com)

Previously: Still More Free Porn Video Sites (Shh! Don't Tell Vivid!)

· Banged.tv (banged.tv)
· Thumbnail: Katie Morgan Fucked, via Sex Pro Adventures (sexproadventures.com)

· Juicy Little Fat Grl (juicylittlefatgrl.com - thanks B!)

Previously: Flesh Flicks: More Cushion For The Pushin', Photoplay: April Flores In The (New) "Voluptuous Life", Beth Ditto Shows How Big Girls Rock, Corn-Fed Porn Of The Moment: "Waist Watchers", Feeders, Gainers, and Super Size Sex, Plumpr, Shyly: The Beauty Curve, Chubby Lover Girl, Secret Little Sexy

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· Electricity Play Deanna (Haporn)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

We're no marriage counselors—or professional gamblers, for that matter—but we think it's just good advice to never make a bet with your fiancé if you aren't prepared to handle the consequences of losing. Cuckolding can be fun, in the right circumstances, but when not handled properly ... well, let's just say this fake movie couple may not live happy ever after. Actually, judging by their rapport, we think her eagerness to jump into another man's bed may be the least of their problems.

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· "A bet is a bet" (Haporn)
· Related: Cuckold Husband Blog

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Another week, another site to place to find free porn videos: Fuckin Horny is set up mainly to serve as a resource for adult webmasters who use affiliate programs, thumbnail galleries and some sort of voodoo magic to generate the $17 quadrillion dollars per day that fuels the online porn industry. You needn't concern yourself with that, however, since all you really need to take away from this is that it's a nice place for you to find a bunch of free porn. They work only with content providers (so you can't upload your own clips), which means it's mostly those little 30-second previews you find scattered around the web, but here they're helpfully gathered in one place. Plus, let's face it ... how much time do you really need? It just takes a little taste and you're hooked.

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· Fuckin Horny (fuckinhorny.com)
· FuckinHorny.com Launches White Label YouTube-Style Video Share (xbiz.com)

Previously: RedTube Rising, T'nA Flix: Still Another Porn Video Site, XXX Uploads: Still Yet Another Porn Video Site, Shufuni: Yet Another Porn Video Site, Flesh Flicks: Welcome to Haporn, YouPorn Beta, XTube, PornoTube

It's pretty rare these days for porno films to get custom made music or—perish the thought—a title track written specifically for the movie ... with lyrics even! But Brian Pumper is a rare individual who writes, performs, directs, and apparently raps his way through dangerous situations and he wouldn't be doing it if the threat he seeks to warn us about was not a grave one. "Earthquake Booty" represents a serious challenge to our nation's infrastructure and if it isn't brought under control soon, these bubbly behinds will reduce our cities to rubble. Not even George Kennedy can save us from this Big One, so our only hope it that when it does happen, that we aren't caught with our pants down. (Metaphorically speaking, of course.)

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· Earthquake Booty (preview + download info @ PornoTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Since user-generated smut sharing sites seem to have reached a certain plateau—how many sixty second preview clips from dodgy paysites can you click through before everything starts looking the same?—we're grateful that yet another one has come along in an attempt to take things to the next level. Instead of displaying just one clip at a time for your masturbatory pleasure, the folks at the amusingly named Pornhorneo have expanded upon the simple but brilliant concept of presenting two porn videos on your screen simultaneously, thus giving you the opportunity to compare blowjob or pussy eating techniques without having to click back and forth between two seperate windows. It may not exactly be a new concept, but we're always glad to see any attempts to make our porn herding experience a more efficient one. Our wrists are sore enough as it is.

· Pornhorneo: Serving The World's Best Porn Videos (pornhorneo.com)
· "Finally: A Porn Site for ADHD Sufferers" (mashable.com)

Previously: Hand Jerker Helper: When Too Much Porn Is Not Enough, The Day DailyMotion Stood Still, Web Goggles, Babe Engine, The Pornolizer

Casual readers may think that we demonstrate our devotion to Eros solely through the conflation of sex acts and sugary treats (dirt pipe milkshakes, creampies, chocolaty anus confections) or that our tastes have become so complex we can only get our, ahem, posts up if they pertain to gas masks or videos about "Physical Employment Tests for Airline Employment". No no, we also love the simple pleasures that can be found cruising Asian nudie paysites like Graphis and lingering in their hi-res free galleries, where we can still be cheap porn purveyors and ogle lickable-looking Asian boobage until the need to do yet another air sex post subsumes us completely. -V. Blue

· Graphis (graphis.ne.jp)

Previously: How To: Search For Hot Japanese Porn, Part One, How To: Have A Frenzied Asian Masturbation Fest (Starring Maria Ozawa!), The Japanese Model Project, J-Addicted: Japanese Pinups, Asianmodelpalooza 2006

Could we have finally reached the depths of "celebrity sex tape" desperation? Vivid has excitedly announced the latest offering from their celebrity reality show has-been line of quality films, "Toastee Exposed," "starring" (their air quotes, not ours) "Flavor of Love 2" and recent "Charm School" reject Jennifer "Toastee" Toof. Yes, always respectable "celebrity image broker" David Hans Schmidt is involved, but considering that (a) even by reality show standards, she's barely a star, (b) she actually has a history of appearing in adult films before, (c) it doesn't look to be of the "leaked" homemade tape variety (it's just a professionally shot scene that she happens to be in), and (d) the announcement was oh-so-coincidentally timed to the day after she got booted from VH1's "Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School," this seems like Vivid and Schmidt's—and humanity's—biggest reach to date. After finally ending the saga of She Who Shall Not Be Named just yesterday, you'll have to understand why we're a little weary with the whole idea at this point. But hey, if skull-crushing basic cable TV stars are what get you hot, then feel free to ignore us and get to ordering. (And it has a cool box cover. We'll at least give it that.)

· Toastee Exposed (toasteeexposed.com)
· Vivid to Release Flavor of Love Star's Sex Tape (avn.com)

Previously: Toastee's Takedown: "Flavor Of Love"'s Porn Star, Deep Inside David Hans Schmidt, Porn Valley Dispatch: Kim Kardashian Finds A Lump

British production company Doll Theatre makes the kind of adult movies that people who don't watch a lot of porn tend to think there's a lot more of than there actually is: slickly produced vignettes that are mostly notable for their ever-so-quotable titles derived from mainstream films and TV shows, like "For Your Thighs Only" and "Are You Being Serviced?" and "Jailhouse Cock". We're especially fond of their latest DVD release "The Va Gina Code", even though we haven't seen anything from it beyond a few stills and the trailer and thus can't tell you how well it compares to, say, either version of "The Da Vinci Load" except for that the title isn't nearly as clever. Still, they win points for geek cred with "Dr Loo and The Phaleks". And besides, anyone coming across one of their titles probably isn't going to watch it for what's inside the box anyway. Sometimes, just telling your friends you watched something called "Donna Marie's Monster Minge Binge" is enough.

· Doll Theatre (catalog and previews @ dolltheatre.com)
· "The Va Gina Code" (DVD info @ blissbox.com - thanks Adam)

Previously: On The Set: "The Da Vinci Load 2", DVD: "Kill Jill", Hot Daleks Porn!, Porn Of The Moment Archive

Antony and Cleoptara. Abelard and Heloise. Brad and Angelina. Of all the great love pairings in history, few if any have been more hotly anticipated than the matchup between porn titanesses Jenna Jameson and Janine Lindemulder in the forthcoming Vivid/Club Jenna joint "Janine Loves Jenna", which is at least as notable for costarring similarly alliterative Fleshbot faves Katja Kassin and Justine Joli as it is for the massive promotional hype you can expect to be inundated by over the next couple of months. The unveiling of the inevitable 50-squillion foot Times Square billboard for this latest descent-into-erotic-madness Jenna vehicle is still several weeks away, but you can get a taste of the magic to come via the preview trailer that launched today on the official film site—and which unlike other high-profile porn teasers that hit the interweb this week contains actual naked boobage, even if some of it is of the animated variety. It's a slow download, but don't worry: we're sure you're going to have more than enough time to see what all the hoopla is about before the AVN Awards roll around next year.

· "Janine Loves Jenna" (video preview @ janinelovesjenna.com)
· "Janine Loves Jenna Trailer Debuts Online" (AVN)
· Preorder: "Janine Loves Jenna" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Vivid (vivid.com)
· ClubJenna (clubjenna.com)

Previously: Jenna Loves Everyone, Quickies: Jenna Jameson, Jenna Fatigue?, "Jenna Loves Pain", Jenna Loves Mike (Not), JennaWatch: "Krystal Method" Billboard/Jenna22, Jenna Vs. Jenna

One photographer who has absolutely no problem shooting from a porn perspective is erotic entrepreneur Michael Gross. Together with helpmeet Mandy, he's been proudly adding imagery to the babeosphere for over three years now at MikeyAndMandy.com, and to celebrate he's offering up a gallery of his 100 favorite photos from his second career as a professional connoissuer of smut. There's a wide range of models and styles here, but they're all original pictures taken by Mikey himself. Now, some would say this is just a sentimental ploy to get you to become a member of their site. Those people would be correct, but they would also be missing out on 100 free photos from an accomplished porn photographer. So make his gift your gain.

· 100 Best Photos (mikeyandmandy.com)

Previously: How To Start Your Own Adult Pay Site, How To Take Better Dirty Pictures, Photos by Mikey

With their first film "Black Worm" already available and a second, "Dolores of My Heart", in post production, Pulpo Inc. is a production company from Argentina whose product and promotions design at their AVN Expo booth was one of the few we encountered in Las Vegas last week that didn't make our brains bleed—though maybe that's the wrong way to put it, since their movies do have a sort of film noir gangster vibe about them. Suffice to say that there were no hot pink clad enhanced boobie-sporting blondes at their booth, just a group of friendly Argentinians with cool hair. Says Pulpo director Candela, "I used to work at a large media conglomerate, but they only let me answer the phones, and I wanted to direct." Which is exactly what she's doing now, while her husband is responsible for all the design and promotional material. We can definitely say we'll be watching the rest of thair career development very closely.- AR

· Pulpo Inc. (Flash preview @ pulpoinc.com)