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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Getting A Handle on Kristie Creame
As you consider what's happening to Kristie Creame, be thankful that the title of this movie has nothing to do with the fact that a black man is doing it. But see, also, that he has his left hand on her right cheek, as if trying to reconcile the sides of his brain that deal with the maths and the ass.
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"Interracial Booty Patrol 5": When Too Much Passion Is Not Enough
Regular readers of this web endeavor know that the porn industry isn't all glamor and dazzle. In fact, some people get downright bored when getting downright bored. But that doesn't mean you have to choose that image for your box cover. More » -
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Fleshbot OMG: What Lies Beneath
I can't say whether or not this will be a regular feature, but out of the hundreds of porn titles I receive each week at Fleshbot West few if any inspire a vocal reaction. Fewer still require my showing this to te proprietors of every Korean travel agency along the hallway. You've probably already guessed (because you're brilliant) but I found myself understanding how Civil War General Ben Butler felt when he said that the look of things in the north did not prepare him for conditions in the south. More » -
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mother And Lollipop Reunion Edition
Sadly, none of the pairings in this movie are of actual mothers and daughters; in fact, one participant revealed to me that "even if I had a daughter, I wouldn't have sex near her". But that is why porn is all about fantasy. More » -
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"Pour Une Nuit" In Gay (Er, Lesbian) Paree
Ah, Paris! If for no other reason than to begin a review with "Ah, Paris!" did I watch this for lesbians/by lesbians movie, shot in dingy clubs with a spotlight and shot with sweaty abandon in apartments and elevators around the City of Light. Really a series of vignettes featuring some of the same people on one steamy night in Gay Paree, "One Night Stand" ("Pour Une Nuit)" was made in 2006 and just made its way via festivals and US distributor Fatale Media to my hands. Along the way it won "First Prize of the Lesbian Jury" at Berlin's inaugural porn film festival. More » -
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This Week In Cunniringus: "Not Rated Pro Wrestling"
"It's the beginning of a new dawn in entertainment," rumbles the press release for "Not Rated Professional Wrestling," a DVD in which porn stars and people who want to look like them alternate between fighting and fucking, from ring to rented room, from 69 to suplex, for your viewing pleasure. Participating porners include Tyler Faith, Evan and Lee Stone (no relation) and Mary Carey, who seems destined for this. You must give credit to the NRPW for forging a link between wrestling and straight porn, and for finding the perfect two disciplines where saying something like "It's the beginning of a new dawn in entertainment!" won't get you laughed out of the room. More » -
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Ripped (Off) From Basic Cable: "Dawg The Black Booty Hunter"
The A&E show "Dog the Bounty Hunter" has no porn elements in it whatsoever—yet viewers would probably not be surprised if each and every one of its characters had a porn career, so similar is the demographic. That is why "Dawg the Black Booty Hunter" (and, really, do we ever hear of white booty?) is the most apt porn crossover we have yet to actually see. Now all we need for our double-digit channel flipping is "Ass Road Truckers." More » -
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Dave Naz' "House of Sex & Domination" (Hold The Fog)
"It's part of the underground dungeon scene!" pipes the plummy voiceover of beloved pornstress Veronica Hart of "L.A.'s House of Sex And Domination," where people like Sasha Grey, Michelle Avanti, Kissy Kapri, Flower Tucci, and Audrey Hollander go to be sexed and, er, dominated. More » -
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Ladies Of Leisure Edition
I suppose Fleshbot management keeps me around for my boilermakers and Daddy's money, because now and then I look at the angular and spavined pinups my colleagues choose and feel out of the loop. "It's Father's Day," I'll say. "These women can't accommodate my seed." More » -
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Wham Bam, Thank You Mam: "Bangkok Suckee Fuckee #5"
"One town's very like another when your head's down over your pieces, Brother." There was no way we were going to reference Murray Head, however, when we found out that the star of "Bangkok Suckee Fuckee #5" was named Mam. Don't get us wrong; Porn Valley is great. But adult material shot in other countries is like eating at your favorite stateside chain restaurant overseas; it's the little differences. More » -
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Specsploitation: "Lovely Four Eyes for You Horny Guys"
As a leader in the Astigmatic-American community, I was happy to see a movie that claimed to feature people who looked like me, that could tell my story, and that didn't shrink from honest portrayals of people with eyeglasses having sex. Oh well. I hope their "Alcoholics Analymous" movie dares to tell the truth. More » -
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Hearting Alexis Silver
The title of this movie might be "I Love Alexis Silver," but the box cover photo reveals that Silver might be ambivalent about you. More » -
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Monsters Ball: Here Comes "MILFZILLA"!
While confirmation calls to Larry Flynt's office went unreturned (er, for years), we are fairly certain that Hustler has been naming movie titles specifically for us. We needed nothing more to convince us than the arrival of "MILFzilla," starring the rabid Ava Devine. More » -
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Desperately Seeking "Housewives"-Based Porn
Pornripoffsparodies of things that were topical three years ago are like settling into a comfortable pair of shoes: they are familiar and safe, and make us think of a time when gas wasn't so expensive, it looked like the Democrats would win in 2008, and "The Sopranos" was still on. We received Wicked's "The Housewives of Amber Lane" recently and thought, "Awww, at least it's not 'Britney Rears'." More » -
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In The "Hot Shower," No One Can See You Squirt
Don't get us wrong: we are all for "young gorgeous girls with smooth supple bodies." (Or at least we suppose they'll do in a pinch.) But don't you think they have better things to do with their youth, suppleness and—in the case of Micah Moore—feet than to be taking showers all the time? More » -
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"Strollin' In The Colon": If Only It Were Narrated By James Brolin
"It's like an anal documentary," said director Richard Montfort of his vision involving deep probes of the Forbidden Cavity, small orgies that join other small orgies to form big orgies, and an almost clinical fascination with the underside of the delightful and frank Harmony. Producing studio Hustler, which rejected titles like "Anal Ambulations" and "Barefoot in the Ass" in favor of this one, is rightly releasing this movie under its "Hardline" label. More » -
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Peg, It Will Come Back To You: "FemDom: Mean Girls"
"You look pretty with a cock in your mouth," says evil Annie Cruz to Christian in "Fem Dom: Mean Girls." Woman-on-man strap-on sex, or pegging, is making its way into porn's mainstream, and this video features the likes of Penny Flame and Gwen Diamond also giving the business end to their male partners. The difference between this and extra-submissive pegging movies is that the guys turn the tables at the end, so the squeamish can tune in for the final third of each scene. Directed with tenderness by Vincent Voss, this movie is an ideal Valentine's Day gift for the mean girl in your life. More » -
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It's Our "Pool Party" ... And You're Not Invited
On a day when it was even rainy in Los Angeles, we were thrilled to see "Pool Party" show up in our mailbox. More » -
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Suffix Of The Moment: "-Stravaganza"
Whenever I read or hear the word "extravaganza" I think "extra vagina" and giggle softly to myself. Imagine my delight, then, when Digital Sin released several compilations called "Teenstravaganza", "Boobstravaganza", "Solostravaganza", and "MILFstravaganza". It's like, in addition to the 16 hours of continuous ball-draining footage, there's an extra vagina! I can't wait for the supercompilation "Stravaganzastravaganza: Now with an Infinite Vaginal Loop". More » -
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"America's Next Top Tranny": Who Wants To Be On Top?
In one of the most heartbreaking missed opportunities in porn we've ever encountered, the folks at Vivid not only somehow decided to use what looks like a mostly Brazilian cast for "America's Next Top Tranny", but neglected to find a dragified Tyra Banks lookalike to host the whole production. And trust us, we've seen enough wandering around certain streets on the West Side to know that finding one wouldn't have been a problem.
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Porn Of The Moment: "The Sunny Experiment"
"I just touched them and they're hard," Sunny Leone tells us about her nipples. If porn was a pony, "The Sunny Experiment" is the pony Vivid gave its dusky contract girl to illustrate her fondness for spanking, squirting, and voyeurism. Guest stars include Monique Alexander in a tie and Nadia Styles in a bind. More » -
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No Thumbs Allowed: "The Four Finger Club"
We are horrified that we hadn't heard about this New Sensations series until issue 24 came out, and lament the loss of time we could have spent watching 23 DVDs' worth of women sticking not one, not two, not 12, but four fingers into each other. Let's see ... 23 movies, five pairings a movie ... Damn it, we've missed 920 fingers up there. More » -
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It's Our "Big Tit Party" And We'll ... Uh, Never Mind
Because we will support Pamela Peaks in everything she does, we are delighted Canada's Most Tan has finally given us a glimpse of her "Big Tit Party", in which either "All Babes (Are) in Corsets, Fishnets & Boots!" or "All Babes in Corsets, Fishnets & Boots (Like to Party)!" If your tastes run (far) away from the sylphlike and wispy, and you long for the unrepentently boobagulant, "Cum party with drunk ass Huge Tit Blonde Goddesses who want cum, facials, and to get laid!" That's Amy Anderssen making her porn debut on the cover; Peaks peaks within. More » -
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Porn Of The Moment: Mi Culo, Su Culo
Even as we rejoice that a word like w00t can come into its own, we are saddened that there is no word for "azz" in Spanish. Hence the need for translation of John E. Depth's latest buttockulous title "Que Culo Grande!" More » -
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What Would Vishnu Do? Mayhem's "Juggernauts 8"
"It's time once again for the biggest hooters on earth getting titty fucked and glazed with gallons of hot sticky cum ... It's a jumbo jugs jamboree you're going to love!" More » -
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Porn Of The Moment: Smash Pictures Hits The "Mother Lode"
You cannot argue with us that this is at least the best porn title of the past several days, perhaps even a fortnight. While many of these women are not actually mothers, they certainly look exactly like your moms, what with their latex and being named Puma Swede, so you can be assured that the mature hijinks going on have an air of authenticity. More » -
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Better Late Than Never: Meet Scarlet O'Whora
If you thought, "I don't care if the compilation 'Freaky Fuckin' Dykes 2'" is good or not, I just feel compelled to see someone named Scarlet O'Whora" ... well, you're invited to the next Fleshbot Commenters Cocktail Hour, because we felt the exact same way. More » -
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Dancing With The Hermaphrodites: "Shemale Samba Mania"
Like you, I am often enchanted by The Dance, taken far away by its intoxicating rhythms. So, apparently, are Brazilian transsexuals who, if you believe this title, suffer from samba mania. More » -
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Monica Sweetheart's Article Of Faith
Lovely Czech pornstress Monica Sweetheart must somehow convey to us that longtime porn dude/director Vince Vouyer has actually done what is immediately apparent on 98 percent of other porn videos, to wit: "blown" his "load." In the internal creampie school of the porn sciences, men and ladies fornicate sans the faceward popshot, then the cameras zoom in to capture the ejaculate dripping out. See, it's like a dirtpipe milkshake, except easier to sit down. In the meantime, ya gotta have faith. More » -
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Urban Landscapes: "Klub Slutz"
If you think of L.A. as a "Thunderdome"-esque cesspit where Nick Manning drops loads on poodle-haired apocalyptotarts in large groping rooms, where narrators inform you that "Here grit is glamour, and the goal is to reach the bottom (not the top)", and where drink prices are probably very high, then Penthouse's "Klub Slutz" is for you. We're not sure if civilization still has the power to prevent the "Klub Slutz" world from arriving or if this movie foreshadows our human destiny. Either way, were we the type to wear housecoats brimming with rolled up tissues, we would grab Nautica Thorn and wipe all that makeup off. More » -
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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Yoga Position Edition
The real title of this movie sounds like something one might learn in a room redolent of tights, sweat, and judgment of the type of things I eat. But maybe you can apply your laser-keen intellect, much like last week's winner I.M.B.Y. did, in discovering an even better title for this little gem of Americana. Your new title should reflect the real American West and not some northeast intellectual version of it, and should address why McKenzee is wearing panties and Lexi isn't. More » -
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Pornic Voices: Ashley Blue in "Girlvert 16"
"I am going to take your fat, hairy balls in my ass because I like money," says Ashley Blue in "Girlvert 16", which I thought at first was a case of mistaken packaging. Who would expect from the boxcover the gripping family drama contained on the disc? Especially since Blue's quote above was something she repeated at the command of her dad (Herschel Savage)? Normally I shy away from porn that is depressing, but this movie is dirty and depressing, especially when the central casting porn creep Dirty Harry comes by with "Mr. Wiggle". Blue acts her ass off (upside down, in fact), but will she win anything? We will have to create our own awards show. More » -
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Porn Of The Moment: "Heavy Duty"
When I hear the phrase "Heavy Duty", I think of trucks and detergent, both of which are intensely pleasing to me. The delightful human-sized Gianna Michaels' appearance in a porn movie called "Heavy Duty" might seem to some to be exploitive and sizeist, but consider that most porn stars are literally the size of circus peanuts and realize that it's not wrong, Baby, it's terribly right. More » -
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Tenement Life: Carmen Hart Is "The Girl In 6C"
Remember when Shirley Maclaine made attempted suicide look sexy in "The Apartment"? (You're too young to remember? Well so are we! We just heard some homeless old guy saying that while we were at a rave tripping our faces off with some hookers from USC, er, USC Hooker School.)
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Double Penetration As A Verb
"Believe Me I Wanna DP" sounds to us like someone protesting too much, as if, presented with two dudes dubious of her intentions, Monica Mattos felt the need to blurt that out (at which point we would have said, "Well, okay...) More » -
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"Busty Hookers" Takes Its Place In The Pantheon
Of the many awards bestowed in last week's Nightmoves convention in Tampa (by all accounts a fun time, though we have never been offered airline tickets, free hotel and transportation, and happy ending massages from stern but grateful gator-wrasslin' women), none so captures the zeitgeist of the porn industry past and present than "Busty Hookers" winning an Editor's Choice award for Best Gonzo Release. Not since "Busty Hookers Who Are Also My Bartender" have we felt the stars align so fluidly. More » -
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Viv Thomas' "Sex With Peaches"
No, this isn't some grainy fructophilia flick from the Black Forest; it is instead a compendium of eight Sapphic scenes between Europe's most leonine hotties and the beguiling Peaches. We have seen several of these scenes before here at Fleshbot West, but this is truly a No Guys Allowed tribadism-fest for the Peaches Completist. More » -
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Title/Content Disagreement: "Cum Scene Investigations"
While there is no better title than "Malabimba - The Malicious Whore", we were nevertheless delighted to receive "Cum Scene Investigations", starring the always-intriguing Gen Padova, because we expected it to pay lip service (no pun intended), at the very least, to the similar-sounding drama starring The Sinise. More » -
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Porn Of The Moment: "MILF Eye For Teen Pie"
Sometimes a porn title can overwhelm any chance for the movie's contents to catch up, but we were very impressed with Actual MILFTM Kayla Paige's faux-pickup of Bree Olson outside an In-n-Out Burger: More » -
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Spooky Porn Of The Moment: Spice's "The Taunting"
Spooky girl Zenova Braeden is now directing for Playboy's SpiceTV, and has delivered a late-nite cable couples' fest called "The Taunting", in which horny (but sensual) students explore (sensually and without facial cumshots) an abandoned sensual something or other. Our depravity has entered a wonderful dimension in which we find cable porn quaint, but it looks a little "Grudge"-y, a little "Ring"-y, we'll have you know that "Reality and fantasy converge as the unholy embodiment of pure Lust itself Taunts the young adventurers with sex, sin and sensual abandon not of this world." More »











































