Today In Foreign Underpants: "Sticky Knickers"

I am not going to use the rhetorical tactic of hyperbole and say that "Sticky Knickers" is the most important porn film of all time. But I will say that the Pablo Ferro-style titles and the minor chord synthesizer smushings atop Kubrickian wide shots of bleak warehouse spaces and Priva in her underthings makes me think that the producers of the movie think it's pretty damn important. More »

The Couches of Europe: Viv Thomas' "Members Only 5"

On squeaky European beds, Europeans with better haircuts than us fuck other Europeans with better cheekbones than us in Viv Thomas' "Members Only 5." While Groucho Marx avoided joining any club that would have him as a member, well, you finish that sentence because I have to pawn all this IKEA furniture and take advantage of those super-low fares to Europia. More »