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#thehorror
"Asia Noir 6": Must Be the Season of the (Evil Sex Trap Warehouse) Witch
Who is turning L.A.'s Asian-loving black men into zombies and/or murdering them? Why doesn't Mr. Marcus *69 Ange Venus before following her phone calls into an evil sex trap warehouse? Is Coco Velvett really Asian? Learn this and more as we finally review the aptly titled "Asia Noir 6." More » -
#pornasians
Today in Fellatio: "Little Asian Cocksuckers"
To be clear, I'm not saying "Little Asian Cocksucker" the way Moe Howard might ("Why you little Asian cocksucker!") or, just in case you notice a size deficiency in the more explicit pictures after the gap, as a comment on the cocks these Asians are sucking ("She is a sucker of Asian cocks that happen to be small"), but instead to let you know that the Asians doing the sucking are petite. So now you understand why I'm too exhausted to talk about the wigs. More » -
#youarethere
Super-Funtime With Lana Croft And Friends
Lana Croft, whom last we saw in these virtual pages being mesmerized by Ange Venus and some Asian sirens, is back in a wet and wild adventure from the serene David Aaron Clark, who subtitled his latest movie "Mr. Hentai's Super-Funtime Asian Pool Party." (Never mind that Clark has never been an Asian a day in his life.) We asked what the movie would be about when he was planning it. "There will be a pool there, that's all I know." he said. "Then the magic will happen." More »


