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#drinkingsmokingandfucking
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Amile Waters
Businesswoman and badass Amile Waters turns 24 this weekend. Did you doubt that she could survive and thrive in such an environment? No you didn't. But MGD helps, too. More » -
#technology
Pink Visual Puts The "Box" In Boxee
Adult entertainment studio Pink Visual continues its adoption of new technologies and distribution platforms by announcing yesterday that is has established a new app for Boxee. More » -
#orgasms
"Nina Hartley's Guide To Simultaneous Orgasms" (It's Not A Myth)
When we first got our hands on "Nina Hartley's Guide to Simultaneous Orgasms," we were like: "Oh great. Nina Hartley's Guide to Finding Unicorns?" But truth be told, we were blown away by this DVD. More »
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#crime
The Case Of The Missing Porn Collection
Tragedy has struck in the Dutch city of Leeuwarden: the municipal porn collection has gone missing, and officials fear it may never be returned. Or, worse yet, will be returned in used condition. More » -
#valentinesday
Fleshbot's Gadget-Free Valentine's Gift Guide
Yesterday, we teamed up with Gizmodo and gave you the very gadgetiest Valentine's recommendations we could think of. But not everyone wants a very geeky V-Day—so we're back today with a few more tips.
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#censorship
China: No Porn For You!
Internet giant Google China issues formal apology for being too slow, in the Chinese government's estimation, to remove all links to porn sites from its search engine. More » -
#fetish
My Old School: Life at the "Fetish Academy"
It turns out that all of "Fetish Academy 3" is in German, so I was unable to understand what exactly goes on there. Beyond the gap are some of my guesses, based entirely on appearances. -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Erica Boyer
Back in the days when I got my news about porn movies from tatty magazines scavenged from the backs of bookstores, I saw a picture of Erica Boyer, whose 52nd birthday is today. -
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#extrafriendlyskies
Today in Transportation: "Slut Air"
We are very interested in finding out what airline schedules the “Slut Air” flights, how we go about making our reservations, and how the TSA copes with all the T&A. -
#kalaprettyman
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Kala Prettyman
We’re just not sure what to make of a woman named Prettyman, but every girl deserves a break on her birthday, and today is Prettyman’s 33rd. -
#yourdayinunderboobs
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Kylee Reese
Could anyone be more wholesome than Kylee Reese? Maybe, but it would be a tough slog. More » -
#todayinchinesephonebooks
Ouchy: "Chin Knockers 2"
Finally, we thought, a way to maintain eye contact while you have your head buried between a lovely set of big boobs! It turns out, though, that "Chin Knockers 2" is not at all about women who have knockers on their chins. Having read the cover copy, we are in no way enlightened as to what it is about, but we are perfectly willing to volunteer our own chin as a resting place for the knockers of Mlles. Kerkove and company. More » -
#wewasrobbed
Pubes of Regret: "Hair Force One"
How is it possible that 3rd Degree’s "Hair Force One" series is not on the list of AVN nominations for Best Packaging? Is the box not big enough (ahem)? Does 3rd Degree not pay AVN a big enough piece of the pie (heh)? How could AVN muff this one (snicker)? There’s actual fur glued to the cover! Big boxes, feathers and laces get the nod, but 3rd Degree gets snubbed in spite of a great visual pun? Wait, it’s because that fur looks like Hitler’s mustache, isn’t it? If only they’d had the guts to go ahead and call it “Der Furrer #4”… More » -
#giannalynn
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Gianna Lynn
This picture of birthday girl Gianna Lynn looks like she’s in one of those movies where the villain is some kind of computer or demonic amalgamation of a bunch of elements and at the end, when things go to hell, he starts phasing in and out of all his states. See what state Gianna puts us in after the gap. -
#theportablepornstash
Stuffing? I'm Stayin'
No matter where you spend the holidays, one question always presents itself: How to smuggle porn into your parents’ house for that all-important between-sobs private time? Years of trying to keep mom from finding the magazines in the laundry bag or preventing dad from booting up the laptop may have left you with no cure for that itch you get when you’ve been on the wagon for three days and you’re not getting home for another three. But a solution is at hand. So to speak. -
#pornstars
Kiki, Hear Our Mournful Call
Kiki D’Aire—you may know her by any of what seems like a couple of dozen spellings of Kiki D’Aire—is one of those girls who is just so darn cute that you can overlook things like her not being in porn anymore. Or is she? Read more after the gap, if you—well, just read more after the gap. More » -
#hardcore
Fucking In Perfect Harmony: Top Ten (Nonracist!) Interracial Sex Videos
We're big fans of "interracial" porn, inasmuch as we're big fans of watching hot people of any race getting naked and getting it on. But we're not always fans of the subtle (or not-so-subtle) racist overtones that accompany a lot of the hot interracial action on the market today. Sure, sometimes certain kinds of fantasy or roleplaying can be sexy—taboos, whether actual or perceived, are always hot, right?—but usually we just want to watch different kinds of people coming together without being burdened by all that extra baggage. So in that spirit, we've combed our usual sources for some super hot clips of interracial couples fucking — with no racial slurs, no stereotypes, and certainly no "I Can't Believe You Sucked A Negro"-style ridiculousness. This is kind of like what Martin Luther King was talking about when he said he had a dream, right? -
#media
Porn Recession Will Ruin Us All ... Again
You may not have heard anything about this on the news, but there seems to be something wrong with the "economy." Things are more expensive and our mortgages need more oil or something. Fortunately, we still have porn ... or do we? People don't like to spend money in a recession, but they do really like porn, so if they're not spending money on that then we must really be in trouble. News does travel slowly, but now even Miami knows (thanks to local TV station CBS 4) that porn DVDs aren't doing so hot. They're losing money to the online internets ... except if people are going to the internet, then they're probably still spending money. They're just you know ... spending it somewhere else. Of course, there's the free internet places like YOURporn, which is not to be confused with the actual site that some dude at the office told this reporter to check out. But don't worry—someday porn will all be in 3-D! That will fix everything! Right? More » -
#pornstars
Popshots Of The Week: Doppelganger Edition
This was a week in which people reminded us of other people. And as long as those people were sexy vampires, we were just fine with it. Above, Caroline Pierce and Aiden Starr share a moment at a pre-Halloween bash. Either that or they always dress that way, and that's fine, too.
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