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    "Pirates II" Premiere: An Arrr-Rated Affair Of The Ass

    "Get on that carpet!" growled Max Hardcore to his jittery arm candy as a strolling Mexican family observed. "They need to see you!" The event was the "Pirates II" premiere at downtown L.A.'s jewel box Orpheum Theatre this weekend, and the adult industry was on notice that if they didn't attend they would be kicked out and banished to perform random blowjobs in Vancouver. Vancouver, Washington, no less. That is why Fleshbot West attended, and brought you the following report. More »
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    You Are Not Ready For "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge"

    As the massive, seemingly interminable countdown to the release of Digital Playground's "Pirates II" ticks down to its final minutes, Porn Valley is readying to don its melon body spray-scented finest for the movie's world premiere screening in Hollywood tomorrow night. In the meantime, we here at Fleshbot are sitting here in our underwear as usual getting ready to upload even more behind-the-scenes preview pics from what we're assured is "the most expensive adult movie of all time". We do, after all, want you to be sure you're getting your money's worth. (And we don't even have to get dressed to do it!) More »
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    Happy Fuck Like A Pirate Day: "Surrender The Booty 3"

    In honor of this most geekiest of interweb holidays, we thought we'd celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day in our own special way by featuring the just-released third installment of Metro's soon-to-be-venerable "Surrender The Booty" series. So what if it's less a knowing nod towards a peculiar buccaneer-obsessed online subculture than director Anton Slayer's semi-blatant ripoff homage to the porn juggernaut that is Digital Playground's "Pirates" phenomenon? We still get to see Fleshbot Crush Object™ Gina Lynn getting boinked while wearing a tricorn hat and striped leggings—and if that's not worth an extra-hearty "Yarrrr!", we don't know what is. (And let's not forget that "Pirates" is itself a pornic riff on a wildly successful Disney franchise, so we shouldn't knock Slayer too much for catering to what seems to be a univeral demand for watching people in eyepatches run around with parrots perched on their shoulders.) More »
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    "Pirates II" and Bella, Too