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College Girls: This Time They're Lesbians

Gram Ponante — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:30:01 EDT

It's the long weekend after the first week at college, and you know what that means: tentative, tender lesbian exploration. "Do you think it's all right?" they whisper, removing the Gunds and keepsake American Girl dolls to reveal puffy ...

...labia.

Well, none of that happens in this movie. But you should still watch it.

Now I happen to know that at least three of the women featured in Hustler's "Real College Girls Lesbian Stories 3" never attended any institution of post-secondary education, but damn, these girls can act.

"Sometimes I feel used after having sex with myself," says Georgia Jones to Alyssa Reece, lounging on a leatherette couch in that porny, overmiked way where you can hear their heels poking into the upholstery. The idea is that no one really believes they are college girls (Jones mispronounces "extracurricular") but at least they give it the old college try.

Sometimes I come across (well, not literally—I appreciate porn for its fonts) DVDs that make me wonder about who the target audience is. Andre Madness seems to have directed this cast, which also includes Eden Adams, the juicy Alexa Jordan, Winter Sky, and Marie McCrae, to appeal in a non-threatening manner to porn consumers who don't just tune out male porn performers but regard them as a threat.

Each segment begins with an interview in which two women extol the virtues of girls, how they're soft and pretty, smell good, and are polite. Then they fuck each other, gently.

The other day I was in my old college bookstore and I was sad to see my student ID had expired. I could have used the discount. It's times like that that I wish I were younger. But then I see a movie like this and think, "I'm glad lesbians didn't look like this when I was in college, because I wouldn't have gotten any work done." Or extracurricular activities.

Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Angela Baron

pweasels — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:45:00 EST

Angela Baron, who is probably somewhere in Germany (her birth country), turns 46 today. She was one of the first things I noticed about porn.

She was blonde, glamorous, and had enormous hair, and since I was young and callow, I thought that those qualities (not to mention her fingernails, which were like beautifully maintained talons) were among the unmistakable marks of class.

I have grown since then. I have found out that real lesbians never have fingernails like that. I have learned some things about class. I have discovered things about elegance that I did not suspect back then. But I still like looking at Angela Baron, to whom it is my pleasure to wish a happy birthday.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Angela Baron at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Angela Baron’s movies (gamelink.com)

"Intimate Temptations": When Bad Porn Titles Happen To Good People

Gram Ponante — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:00:00 EST

Perhaps taking a strategy from the Playboy/Cinemax playbook, Australian all-girl outfit Abby Winters (not a real person) has been issuing a stream of more and more generic-sounding titles. And what's worse—the dingo-inducing hijinks inside are delightful and undeserving of the bland signage. It is like meeting your dream date at the "Encounters" lounge at Howard Johnson's. And Howard Johnson was a real person.

Natural curves blend with natural light in these nine scenes, none of which involves temptation but each of which is decidedly intimate. Healthy Aussies masturbate themselves or each other for as long as it takes to get the job done. After all, "Abby Winters" guarantees real orgasms - or she'll refund your money herself!

Each of the scenes is a highlight for fans of low-key, no-nonsense porn from people who look content to be there, but standouts are the Meg White-lookalike covergirl Krystin, two scenes of Lou-Ellyn (one of which features her masturbating to a Nick Cave poster), and a split screen phone sex interlude between Ren and Shaminee.

I know that naming porn movies is difficult, and that "Dirtpipe Milkshakes" is already taken, but I'd even take "Gulpilil's Private Stash" over "Intimate Temptations."

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· Abby Winters (abbywinters.com)
· Buy "Intimate Temptations" (gamelink.com)

Porn Lesbians Caught in the Act!

Gram Ponante — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:30:00 EDT

When presented a picture like this (especially if you yourself have taken it), it is reasonable to conclude, as a male, that women do not do this sort of thing unless there is a camera pointed at them. Sneak in on your female squeeze and her hot chiropodist/Unitarian minister/sassy girlfriend and see if I'm not right... I'll wait while you do it... See? They were drinking tea in the nude, right? Right? None of that tongue stuff. Thanks to Claire Dames and Kylee Reese for clearing that up.

· "Hag Out" with Claire Dames (myspace.com)
· Kylee Reese (myspace.com)

Madison Young Discovers Lesbians In San Francisco

Gram Ponante — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:10:54 EDT

Had we known that San Francisco had lesbians in it, we would have stopped there on our way to this weekend's Sausalito Chili Cook-Off. But we must leave it to the intrepid Madison Young as she plumbs the depths, or somethings the something, of the Bay Area lesbian scene in "Lesbian Life: Real Sex San Francisco."

"Everywhere I look in San Francisco I find hot lesbian sex," says Madison Young, our Huell Howser of vagitarian culture. But it is a city of contrasts.

"San Francisco is known as a hotbed of lesbian and gay culture," Young says. But lest you think Journey's City by the Bay is heterogenous, "it's also a city of lust, love, and random sexual encounters that lead to explosive orgasms."

No doubt this tidbit will help San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom in his bid to be California's next governor.

Young's first stop is Dolores Park, known as a "Dyke Park" and a perfect spot to show off one's monkey bar skills and read Rilke (probably ironically, dead white male and all, but he gets a pass because of the "Maria").

A helpful travelogue for tourists more interested in a Lombard Street of the Heart, "Lesbian Life" weaves its way through lesbian garages, coffee shops, and tattoo parlors, often connecting each scene with a character from the previous one.

And if residents sometimes complain of that 49-sq. mile thumb of land feeling claustrophobic, they can get some consolation they share the foggy peninsula with old friends like Lorelei Lee, Shawn and Jiz Lee from the Crash Pad, and Dylan Ryan from the Strap-on Motel.

Sadly, Young only appears as the narratrix, not as a perfomer. But have no fear: In addition to the hot lesbian sex going on everywhere in San Francisco, each resident seems to be reading Young's cover story in Spread.

· Madison Young (madisonbound.com)
· Buy "Lesbian Life: Real Sex San Francisco" (lezlovevideo.com)

Earning Your Wings: Top Ten Mile High Club Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:10:47 EDT

Air travel has gotten a lot less sexy over the years: the ~~stewardesses~~ flight attendants no longer dress like cocktail waitresses, the quarters have gotten way more cramped ... and don't even get us started on the price of alcohol. Yet somehow we're still turned on by the thought of doing it on a plane. Is it the danger of doing it in public? The thrill of cramped quarters? The aphrodisiac qualities of those teeny-tiny bags of pretzels? While we muddle through that one, check out some of our favorite members of the Mile High Club after the jump. May their courageous exploits serve as an example to us all!

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Plane Bathroom (megarotic.com)

Airplane Asian Sex! (megarotic.com)

sexy stewardess (megarotic.com)

Airplane Party—Hot Lesbians In Action! (megarotic.com)

Mile High Club again! (megarotic.com)

Terra White Anal in the Airplane (megarotic.com)

airplane bj (youporn.com)

Muscular dude fucking one hot chick on a plane (megarotic.com)

stocking stewardess sex (in the airplane) (megarotic.com)

Fly with us! (megarotic.com)

Kissing Jessica Drake, Who Is "Kissing Girls"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:45:51 EDT

To know jessica drake—or at least to bump into her semi-regularly—is to be infatuated with jessica drake. That is why hopes are high when Wicked gets around to jessica drake in its contract performer marquee movie rotation. And that drake gets around to Dana DeArmond turns out to be a pleasant surprise in "Kissing Girls."

jessica drake is Zoe as today's Wicked Girl on a mission in "Kissing Girls," in which the long-leggedy pornstress lets us know (in standard-issue voiceover form) that this will be her year to climb the corporate ladder, make the world a better place, and find her soulmate. (As this line cuts to her trysting with Eric Masterson, we can assume that he is not it, else the movie would be very short.)

"He understood my passions and dealt with my neuroses," she says of him. But when he tells her to hurry because his wife will be home soon, she knows it isn't to be. We know that the movie will be about dipping her toe in the world of women.

Like Hustler is hitting a groove with (or at least spending a lot of time on) its "parody" movies, Wicked is co-opting mainstream successes and making them a little more porny. "Kissing Girls" is, obviously, Wicked's "Kissing Jessica Stein."

Frustrated with men, Zoe answers a personal ad. From a girl. At first she is hesitant, but when a montage sequence reveals that alll men are crazy, she reconsiders."Besides," she says, "aren't all women lesbians these days? Bisexual? Swingers? Isn't that all the rage?"

All the rage in Hell, maybe.

Anyway, drake bites the bullet and meets Moonbeam (Dana DeArmond), and they hit it off on Wicked's muted pastel restaurant set. And they have so much in common! They're both Scorpios, they like to drive, and neither likes labels! But they do like labia.

Moonbeam tells Zoe about first finding a woman attractive, when she caught her babysitter (Scarlett Fay) having sex with her 40-year-old boyfriend. Luckily, we don't see 12-year-old Moonbeam peaking around the curtains. We're also proud of ourselves that we guessed how another sex scene would be shoehorned in before Zoe and Moonbeam's inevitable coupling.

drake and DeArmond at first seem an unlikely porn pair, but DeArmond handles the transition from gaping and choking to couples'-friendly lesbo scene with aplomb, and even inspires the best ad-lib of the movie when drake says, "If I had a cock you'd be in trouble."

I've said it before and I say it again: it's great jessica drake does not have a cock.

- Review by Gram Ponante

Kissing Girls
Studio: Wicked
Director: Michael Raven
Cast: jessica drake, Dana DeArmond, Scarlett Fay, Randy Spears, Barrett Blade, Eric Masterson, Barry Scott, August

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Buy "Kissing Girls" (gamelink.com)

"Burn": Jenna Jameson Cranks Up The Heat One Last Time

DCypher — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:55:13 EDT

While certain tabloids were busy speculating about Jenna Jameson's alleged impregnation by Tito Ortiz last week, it only took Fleshbot operatives a single well-placed phone call to verify that although they're trying hard, there is as yet no bundle of joy on the horizon for the couple. (Yes, you read it here first.) Sad news, to be sure—but we've also used that same exclusive access to bring you these photos from Paul Thomas' "Burn", which was shot on a very hot 4th of July in downtown Los Angeles a few years ago and is just now being released due to processing and editing issues that have since been sufficiently resolved. It's sort of like discovering a hidden cache of rare jewels ... if by "rare jewels" you mean some of porn's most scintillating starlets who have since gone M.I.A.

The main star of "Burn" is, of course, La Jenna, who is featured here having actual sex with former hubby Justin Sterling along with a pile of her beautiful costars ... that is, when she's not getting spanked and flogged by them too. The film (and yes, did we mention that it was actually shot on film?) also stars new mom Taylor Rain getting the fucking of her young life from Evan Stone; the sorely missed Lauren Phoenix in a powerful pairing with Mr. Marcus; the fondly remembered Cytheria squirting up a storm; and a Sapphic interlude wherein Stephanie Swift and Fleshbot Crush Object Justine Joli lap away at Jenna’s famous privates.

Of course, there are a few porn insiders we know who have seen so many stills from this flick already that they've practically committed them to memory. But they're still pretty hot to us—and we hope they will be for you too. Sometimes it pays to get up close and personal with the stars—but sometimes it's nice just being a plain old starstruck fan too.

• Vivid (vivid.com)
• ClubJenna (clubjenna.com)
• Order: "Burn" (Adult DVD Empire)

Lesbians At Home: Gina And Peaches Are Just Like You, Only Sexier

Jonnobot — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:35:07 EDT

We know we tend to talk about our lesbian sistren around here like they're another (hotter) species, but the plain fact of the matter is that their lives are every bit as ordinary as everyone else's. Take Gina and Peaches here, the two luscious Viv Thomas stars who recently moved in together and decided to share their connubial bliss with the rest of us via a brand spanking new blog—which will (surprise!) also be promoting their new paysite venture. So far the blog only contains PG-13 content like photos of the darling duo on location in Portugal and video clips from parties they've attended with the Viv Thomas crew, though we're promised behind-the-scenes peeks of "their very own lesbian scenes with an array of friends and models" and "private sex tapes" before too long. Hmm, work that involves skipping around Europe and private sex tapes starring a bunch of hot porn babes ... maybe lesbians like Peaches and Gina really are different from the rest of us after all?

• Lesbians At Home: Blog (lesbians-at-home.com/blog)

Rub-A-Dub-Dub: Two Girls, One Tub

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:45:44 EDT

They say that cleanliness is next to godliness, but we're not sure that Zeus and his pals ever spent this much time on personal grooming. Even if they did, they probably didn't have this much fun. Personally, we find all these intimate maintenance issues to be a gigantic pain in the ass, but we usually don't have a friend available to do it for us. Maybe that's what we've been missing—with help like this we would always have a good reason to stay squeaky clean instead of ... well, let's just say it's a good thing that we work by ourselves from home, OK?

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· "bathtub shaving" (Megarotic)

Kylie Ireland's "Bitch And Moan" Is Not For Whiners

Gram Ponante — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:45:36 EDT

Knowing Kylie Ireland as I do (she once prevented her dog from eating my Wheat Thins), one has confidence that her movie "Bitch And Moan 2" will not be some by the numbers effort featuring lesbians-'til-graduation pouting for the camera in fake alarm. Instead, she gets genuine surprise out of people like Roxy DeVille, Aiden Starr, and Eva Angelina as terrible, wonderful things are perpetrated on their persons.

Scene One features a tuxedoed Ireland playing Master and Servant with Roxy DeVille. At one point Ireland must retrieve something the loss of which can't be explained by gravity.

Only Ireland's penciled-on John Waters moustache distracts from the scene. So I just closed my eyes and thought of Baltimore.

The beauty of this movie is that, even if you feel you would be turned away had you showed up with your testosterone and Manifest Destiny, you would still have the consolation that the women were doing to each other everything you would have. It is as if you wrote your suggestions on little notecards and they were duly considered.

Trinity Post and Amber Rayne leave Kissy Kapri in the dust in the bendy department, and the latter takes her revenge by slapping the hell out of Rayne, who doesn't seem to mind.

Eva Angelina is like Ireland's South of the Border younger sister. I have the impression Ireland didn't have to direct her much in her scene with Sammi Rhodes.

Cruel Aiden Starr opines in the final scene, as a box of toys arrives:

"You know sometimes if their cock is too small you gotta put a butt plug in your ass to feel it?" she asks Jandi Lin and Tricia Oaks.

... and that is the only thing that made me sad. Next time I see a butt plug I won't think, "Ooh: a butt plug." Instead, I'll think, "Someone's parts are small."

· Adam And Eve (adameve.com)
· Kylie Ireland (kylieireland.com)
· Buy "Bitch And Moan 2" (gamelink.com)

Flesh Flicks: Lesbian Color Clash

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:50:57 EDT

We really have to admire the fashion sense of whoever was responsible for the art direction in this scene. A lot of people might have a problem with a purple psychedelic bedspread or dressing one of the combatants in green and red vertical striped hot pants paired with glowing bright yellow knee socks; some might even say that those would clash with the pink ensemble worn by her special lady friend. But the creative genius behind this erotic adventure does not do things the conventional way. (Neither does the music supervisor, unless you consider the "Miami Vice" soundtrack to be conventional.) The one thing we are having trouble with, however, is the white belt. Seriously, that look is so not working for us, especially with her skin tone. (Although it is keeping the strap-on in place, so it's not a total loss.)

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· "roommates" (Megarotic)

Tera Patrick And Friends Are "Where The Boys Aren't" ... And You're Not

DCypher — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:10:18 EDT

Thanks to Showtime’s incessant rebroadcasting of the 2008 AVN Awards, most heterosexualist audiences may be forgiven for thinking that Chi Chi LaRue is a failed Vegas lounge singer who marked the end of the show with a hysteria-inducing performance of a song we are pretty sure was titled "Tranny Girls Rock". But since we here at Fleshbot cover both sides of the waterfront, we know that Chi Chi is an eminently respected gay porn director and safer sex advocate who has also dipped his/her heels into the straight porn world on occasion until giving up that end of the business a few years ago over the lack of condom use in most hetero-flavored smut. Good thing that "Where The Boys Aren't" doesn't fall into that category!

The concept of having a larger-than-life drag queen direct a Sapphic porn spectacular isn't as farfetched as it may sound; after all, there isn’t a single girl in the cast who couldn’t learn a thing or two from Chi Chi about applying waterproof mascara or keeping lipstick off their teeth and still looking fabulous. And with the lack of male partners—and hence no need for condoms—there's nothing to get anyone's panties in a twist over!

"Where The Boys Aren't 19" (subtitled "Arabian Nights") stars Tera Patrick in all her glory as the Lady in the Lamp, who gets rubbed by costars including Briana Banks, Monique Alexander, Lexi Marie, Tawny Roberts, Mercedez, Lyndsey and Lacey Love, Lanny Barby, award-winning vintner Savanna Samson, and the amazing disappearing Stefani Morgan. And if that lineup isn't enough to make you wish you were there (whether you're a boy or not), maybe the exclusive preview gallery Vivid was nice enough to share with us will.

"Where The Boys Aren't 19" will be released later this month.

• Vivid (vividvideo.com)
• Order: "Where The Boys Aren't 19" (Adult DVD Empire)

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Mentor Lesbians Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:40:11 EDT

Back in my day (I am now 23), lesbians didn't look like this—or at least the mainstream media, softball-playing, Melissa Etheridge-listening, workmen's comp-seeking, Seneca Falls enpilgrimaging ones didn't. So seeing this lesbian MILF movie, even after a steady diet of porn lesbians, is still a shock.

What you must needs do to win this week's contest in as spectacular a fashion as last time's winner slyty did is to tell us what you would say to ripe Bree Olson to lure her into your experienced Sapphic boudoir. Not that she looks like she needs much convincing.

· Girlfriends Films (girlfriendsfilms.com)
· Buy "Lesbian Seductions 15: Older/Younger" (gamelink.com)

Flesh Flicks: Thrice As Nice

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:55:54 EDT

Everyone knows that if there's one thing better than one hot naked babe, it's two hot naked babes. And the one thing hotter than that? Why, three hot naked babes ... all rolling around in bed together, no less! Now, some might suggest that this logically implies that four naked girls rolling around in bed together would be even hotter, but quite frankly our brains are already on the verge of melting to even consider such mathematical possibilities. So let's just take things one step at a time for now, OK?

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· 3 Snatches (megarotic.com)

Greetings From The "Strap-On Motel"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:35:54 EDT

"Strap-On Motel" is filled with sleight of hand: it is a rare rainy night in L.A., there is a French woman named London, and director Maria Beatty really makes us believe we're watching actual lesbians ... in a porn movie, no less! London walks to a club called Pussy's where stripper Dylan Ryan waits for her. Though it is in a bad neighborhood, it is clear that this club is full service; London isn't two steps in the door before she and Ryan are naked. It really doesn't seem like work.

Their interludes in noirish locations flow to the tones of muted horns and a stand-up bass. At no point does anyone say "Did I hear Dirtpipe Milkshake?" Sometimes Dylan wears a hat. These are people we don't see around here too often, and we wonder where on La Cienega Pussy's might be, and if the Strap-On Motel takes Diner's Club.

· Maria Beatty (bleuproductions.com)
· Buy "Strap-On Motel" (bleuproductions.com)

Sweet Love: Top Ten Hottest Sex And Candy Videos

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 30 May 2008 12:30:57 EDT

Is there anything quite as tasty as a hot and heavy makeout session, a juicy pair of boobs, or a nice long blowjob? Well, the sweet taste of a nice piece of candy or a juicy popsicle or a mouthful of chocolate syrup comes close. Now if only you could combine all those tantalizing flavors ... well, you'd have something along the lines of today's video roundup. Be sure to bring your sweet tooth and join us after the jump. (Note: Fleshbot is not responsible for cavities or spoiled appetites.)

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Two hot lesbians taking off candy bikinis (megarotic.com)

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candy butt anal (megarotic.com)

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SUCKING DICK WITH CANDY!! (megarotic.com)

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Candy Girls in Action Naked (pornhub.com)

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BJ with ice cream (megarotic.com)

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Three lesbian MILFs fucking with toys on the kitch (megarotic.com)

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Making Beautiful Music In The Recording Studio

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 28 May 2008 10:40:41 EDT

After a long hard day's work in the recording studio, we love taking a break to, uh, make some beautiful music (if you know what we mean). Ideally with a dirty talking Ashlee Simpson look-a-like and a dildo. Ah yes, that's the perfect way to unwind. Though sadly, even access to the highest quality recording equipment won't make porn music sound any better.

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· "Lesbian action during music production" (redtube.com)

Will Jana Cova Be The Last Lesbian Standing?

DCypher — Tue, 13 May 2008 18:55:19 EDT

Jana Cova has not, to the best of our knowledge, ever done guys on film. Oddly, or not, we don't mind her limited repertoire in the slightest—especially when, as in Digital Playground's latest Celeste release "Jana Cova: Erotique," we get to see her getting all Sapphic and stuff with beauties like Charlie Laine, Sophia Santi, Karli Montana, Jamie Lynn, and Renee Perez. (Just don't ask us what stuff those dildos were filled with, because we have no idea.)

For those who miss the cock, Cayton Caley, Harmony, Lexi Love, and Kelly Kline provide backup support in a release which for all intents and purposes signals the end of Jana's tour of duty with Digital Playground. Meanwhile, we hear that Jana swears that she's heterosexual in her private life—but it looks like we're still going to have to wait a while to see whether that's truly the case. (We did mention we weren't complaining though, right?)

Photos courtesy Digital Playground.

· "Jana Cova: Erotique" (DVD info + trailer @ digitalplayground.com)
· Order: "Jana Cova: Erotique" (Adult DVD Empire)

How To Pass Time At The Unemployment Office

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 May 2008 11:20:48 EDT

Being unemployed is hard. You've got no money and nothing to do, all your friends are busy with their day jobs... and don't even get us started on the wait at the unemployment office. Of course, if you're truly resourceful, you could probably find a fun way to pass the time — and you won't even need a magazine! (Bringing your favorite dildo might help, though. We're sure it won't affect your eligibility for benefits.)

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· Teeagan29 (megarotic.com)