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Super-Funtime With Lana Croft And Friends

Lana Croft, whom last we saw in these virtual pages being mesmerized by Ange Venus and some Asian sirens, is back in a wet and wild adventure from the serene David Aaron Clark, who subtitled his latest movie "Mr. Hentai's Super-Funtime Asian Pool Party." (Never mind that Clark has never been an Asian a day in his life.) We asked what the movie would be about when he was planning it. "There will be a pool there, that's all I know." he said. "Then the magic will happen."

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12:00 PM on Wed May 7 2008
By Gram Ponante
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Pink Visual's Pagoda At Poon Corner

The subheading of Pink Visual's "Asian Slut Invasion 4" caught my eye, and I watched the video for some sign of my friends from the Hundred-Acre Wood, which never sounded dirty until now. Alas, the closest this movie came to its advertised "Tao of Poon" was Taiwan's Own Niya Yu's assertion that she was "so horny," which seemed apparent. But If Piglet were there, he might have said, "I just wanted to be sure of you."

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)
· Listen: "House at Pooh Corner" (youtube.com)
· Buy "Asian Slut Invasion 4" (gamelink.com)

5:02 PM on Tue Apr 8 2008
By Gram Ponante
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