• #parody

    "The Dirty Facts Of Life": Coming Soon To A Porn Store Near You

    You may have thought we were kidding about wanting to see a porn spoof of "The Facts of Life", but Abigail Productions apparently did not. They've just announced the upcoming release of "The Dirty Facts of Life," due out in mid-November. You fuck the good, you bang the bad, you pound them both and there you have… the dirty facts of life... (getgf.com)
  • #sexymusicvideowatch

    "6 In The Morning" Is Always The Right Time For Babes Rolling Around In Their Underwear

    Let's face it: as much fun as teasing can be, being told over and over again that you can look but not touch gets pretty frustrating after a while (unless you happen to be into that sort of thing.) But there's a lot to be said for the brand of tease served up by UK techno-pop group Client in their clip for "6 In The Morning", which features just the right amount of fetish-flavored babes rolling around in lacy lingerie and stroking each other to turn an ordinary music video into a softcore drool generator. We're ready for the hardcore extended dance remix version whenever they are. More »
  • #spotted

    New Bond girl Gemma Arterton (not to to be confused with fellow Brit babe Gemma Atkinson) might not be a household name yet, but if her previous cinematic experience is any indication of her acting chops she's already going a long way towards drumming up good P.R. for Bond 22, aka "Quantum of Solace". Now if only they'd do something about that title ... (video @ nerve.com; autoplay sound warning)
  • #scandal

    Jess Origliasso: Still Naked!

    There's an alleged new nude photo of the Veronicas' Jess Origliasso floating around the interwebs today—and sadly, we're not getting blamed for releasing it this time! According to Aussie news sources, it surfaced on an image hosting site earlier this week and is "even more explicit" than any in the previous set, presumably because it features both her face and her boobs (along with some suspicious Photoshop filter texture slathered all over it). Frankly, though, we won't be impressed until we see photos of Jess getting gangbanged by twelve midgets while wearing a giant Lamb Chop costume. Anyone know where we can find those? In the meantime, you'll find the current version after the jump.
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  • #mainstreamcrossoverwatch

    Joanna Angel Does It With Buckcherry

    Apparently, Buckcherry were so excited about having naked girls in their last music video that they couldn't wait to do it again. And this time, they're naked girls that we know! The uncensored version of the "Too Drunk" video features Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel along with Fleshbot Crush Object Bella Vendetta and hotties Dusty, Nicole, and Jessie Lee. Well, parts of them at least (the sexy parts). We might have to start adding Buckcherry to our playlists again if they keep up with this sort of thing. More »
  • #television

    Larry Flynt Fights For Our Right To Fap In Peace

    You've seen "The People Vs. Larry Flynt" countless times and read every issue of Hustler cover to cover. But believe it or not, there's a lot about Larry Flynt that you just don't know—and IFC aims to school you with their tell-all documentary "Larry Flynt: The Right To Be Left Alone," which airs tomorrow night. Focusing on some of the less sexy (but still fascinating) aspects of Flynt's life, the movie offers an insider account of Flynt's freedom fighting in the name of free speech with rare footage of the infamous Supreme Court case against Jerry Falwell, Flynt’s prison sentencing for refusing to name his source in the FBI entrapment tapes of John DeLorean, and, best of all, Flynt’s gubernatorial and presidential campaigns. Check out the trailer after the jump. More »
  • #ladmags

    This Week In Lad Mag Bashing: Is Lucy Pinder Destroying Our Society?

    A prominent member of Britain's Conservative Party gave a speech earlier today lambasting lad mags for their evil assault on the culture, essentially blaming them for creating a nation of irresponsible deadbeat dads who objectify women and never call their mum. Pretty harsh stuff—but does that make us bad people for posting their photos all the time? We suppose if you buy into the notion that any magazine can make nice boys do bad things (or that the only good family is a two-parent family) then yeah, we're destroying the world. Where have we heard that one before? More »
  • #popculture

    CNN takes a long, hard look at hip hop's video vixens and discusses whether all that bikini-clad booty shaking perpetuates negative stereotypes and sends the wrong message to young Black women. Frankly, we don't see what the problem is—we have absolutely no problem watching any woman shake her parts in our face or pouring milk all over her girlfriend in a bathtub and still being able to respect her afterwards. But maybe that's just us. (video @ cnn.com)
  • #babes

    Play Ball: Top Ten Female Athletes In Playboy

    Athletes are, by definition, very fit individuals and fit individuals are, by the definition of British slang, extremely hot. So that's why Playboy has such a good track record when it comes to getting athletes to take their uniforms off for the magazine. Tennis babe Ashley Harkleroad is just the latest in a distinguished line of female athletes to pose naked on their pages and this list rounds up 10 of the best. Actually, it's only ten if you consider pro wrestling chicks to be "athletes." For the benefit of this post—and the benefit of us not getting hit in the head with a steel folding chair—we'll agree that they are. More »
  • #movies

    Hulu Video Finds Its Niche: Free Boobies For Everyone!

    Do you Hulu? Well, unless you're a fan of old "The A-Team" reruns, you probably don't spend a lot of time on NBC Universal's copyrighted video service. You're probably also not a 13-year-old boy, which it turns out is a big chunk of their audience. Why do you suppose that is? Well, take a quick look at the top 20 videos on the site this month and you'll start to understand more about Hulu and it's users. Almost every clip involves nudity, a sex scene, or gratuitous boobies. Sometimes all three! (Which is not necessarily porn, by the way, even if that does make a good sensational headline.) More »
  • #trailers

    "Get Smartass" Brings Back The Boob Tube (At Least) Once More

    As we've noted before, no one finds a good gimmick and drives it until the wheels rust off quite like certain folks in the porn industry. The flavor of the last year or so is obviously the classic TV sitcom spoof, which finds at least two more incarnations coming your way: Ryder Skye and Penny Flame will soon attempt to settle mankind's most enduring mystery (Ginger or Mary Ann?) in "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX," which starts shooting this week—but not before Hustler wraps up "Get Smartass," wherein our brave hero Maxwell Smartass and his busty, er ... trusty sidekick Agent 69 (of course) do battle with the forces of evil. Too bad the latter production wasn't ready in time to beat mainstream Hollywood's "Get Smart" remake to the punch. Maybe when it comes to combing back issues of TV Guide for script ideas, the Porn Valley gang still has a long way to go. (Watch the "Get Smartass" trailer after the jump.) More »
  • #polls

    Top Ten TV Sitcom Porn Spoofs We'd Like To See

    According to its own press releases, X-Play's recent "Brady Bunch" porn parody "Not The Bradys XXX" is pretty much the most successful porn idea of all time. It's already spawned its own sequel—"Not Bewitched XXX" which comes out in September—and there's even been talk of knockoffs of "The Munsters" and (heaven, forbid) "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood." Also, even though "Bewitched" has yet to hit shelves, the word has just come down that X-Play now has two more spinoffs in the works—XXX versions of "The Love Boat" and "Three's Company." Both rather inspired choices, if you ask us, since to our impressionable young eyes those shows practically were porn anyway. More »
  • #musicvideo

    The Sexiest "Toe Jam" You Will Ever See

    Like you, we find few things more frustrating than those heavy black censorship bars more prudish media outlets than ours utilize to obscure even the merest hint of boob, pube, or peen. And like (most of) you, we find few things more sexually unappetizing than toe jam. Combine the two, however, and you have few things more delightful than this cheeky new video by Brighton Port Authority, a collaboration between Fat Boy Slim, David Byrne and Dizzee Rascal. Funny how these things work out, isn't it? (And if by chance you were bought here via a Google search for "toe jam porn" ... well, we guess we'll do our best to find you some of that too sometime. We aim to please everyone around here.) More »
  • #movies

    Max "Bunny" Sparber is a man on a mission: for the next year, he'll be writing one porn script every week, based on the most popular movie from the previous weekend. With "Iron Dong" and "Sex and the Titty" already under his belt, who knows what literary and artistic heights he'll ascend to next? (Though somehow we're thinking his adaptations of "Hancock", "Gonzo", and "American Teen" this summer are sort of going to write themselves.) (sparberfans.blogspot.com)
  • #listmania

    Watching good sex in a movie is good, but watching bad sex in a movie can be really, really bad. Perversely, however, watching The 50 Worst Sex Scenes in Cinema as chosen by the experts at IFC.com and Nerve can be pretty good too ... unless you try to watch them all at the same time, in which case you'll probably just get a headache. (nerve.com)
  • #hype

    "Sex And The City": The Fleshbot Post

    Well, we did it! Despite months of hype, Google News alerts, blocked-off Manhattan streets, annoying trend pieces in the newspaper and approximately 6,000 posts on our various sibling websites, we managed to get though the entire build up to the Greatest Chick Flick Of Our Generation without writing one single post about it. Until now. More »
  • #video

    Sex And Videogames: An (Even Briefer!) History

    Anyone who's spent any amount of time reading Fleshbot over the years knows that the relationship between sex and videogames has always occupied a special place in our, uh, hearts (and we totally have the callouses on our thumbs to prove it!) If you want to school yourself on the illustrious (and not-so-illustrious) history of pixelated T&A and don't feel like browsing our entire archives, however, you could do a lot worse than watch this amusing and informative semi-animated documentary which packs a surprising amount of material into its nine minutes, and makes a strong case for exploring and celebrating sexuality in the development of gaming as an art form. (OK, so there's not much by way of actual pixelated T&A; afraid you'll have to dip into our archives for that after all.) More »
  • #video

    Faux-Lesbian Russian Pop Star Update: t.A.T.u. Uncensored

    Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova may be the most popular singing duo that no one has ever heard sing: that's because when t.A.T.u performs, no one is really there to listen to the music. But by filling their stage act and music videos with unrepentant sexual teasing, they've made quite a name for themselves. We first saw the video for their single "White Robe" a few months and were naturally intrigued by the communist-era women-behind-bars imagery, but found it a little ... lacking. Until this weekend, when our inbox flooded with helpful tipsters pointing us to the uncensored version, which despite the gratuitous boobage has miraculously managed to stay up on YouTube for over a month. The nudity may be brief, but it's still glorious and it's worth sticking around for the surprise twist ending. (Even if the whole thing makes no actual sense. You can check out the English language version too and see if that helps.) More »
  • #hype

    We were okay with "Not The Bradys XXX," and even "This Ain't The Munsters XXX" — but srsly, "Not Mr. Rogers XXX Neighborhood"? Every time you think there are no more lines to be crossed, porn finds a way. (avn.com)
  • #hype

    Coming on the heels of "Not The Bradys XXX" and "Not Bewitched XXX": "This Ain't The Munsters XXX." Herman and Lily get it on in a cemetery, Eddie loses his virginity to two girls ... and we don't even want to know what happens with Grandpa Munster. Still, you totally saw this coming, so don't look so surprised. (pr-inside.com)
  • #media

    Ah, yet another Details quiz asking us to decide whether a picture is a still from a porn flick or simply lifted from some wholly unrelated pop culture phenomenon—in this case "The Hills", which is about as far from porn as you can get, certain persistent sex tape rumours notwithstanding. It never gets old, does it? (Gawker; more @ men.style.com)
  • #legends

    The Return Of Cynthia Plaster Caster (Not That She Ever Left)

    It has come to our attention that some of our younger and more innocent colleagues had never heard of Cynthia Plaster Caster and her collection of celebrity memorabilia before the release of Vivid's Jimi Hendrix sex tape trailer yesterday thrust her back into the spotlight ... but we're here to tell you that yes Virginia, kooky groupie legend Ms. P. Caster has been a favorite of ours for years, she sells plaster boob casts too, and we're delighted to see she's getting the attention she deserves among a whole new generation. Now excuse us while we go somewhere and feel old. (jezebel.com + cynthiapcaster.org; see also "Plaster Caster" (The Movie) @ Amazon)
  • #videogames

    "Grand Theft Auto 4" will finally hit the shelves later this month — and with "sexual references," prostitution, lap dances, and masturbation, it sounds even more scandalous than GTA3 (though not nearly as scandalous as "Grand Theft Anal 10"). Maybe we'll have to take a break from playing "Rock Band" after all! (arstechnica.com; thumbnail via GTA3)
  • #dvdreview

    Fucking With The Cool Kids: "Young Hollywood"

    "What's better than Hollywood with a pool, some honeys, and some beer?" asks folksy Mud the narrator. More »
  • #music

    Parisian pop experimenter Sebastien Tellier is hoping to turn his latest album "Sexuality" (produced by one half of Daft Punk), into a porno soundtrack. Yeah, we guess it's time to start moving on from that whole boom-chicka-wow-wow thing too . (exclaim.ca; see also bbc.co.uk)
  • #pornstars

    Sasha Grey Is Our "Superchrist" (And The Smashing Pumpkins' Too)

    Fleshbot's reigning 2007 Crush Object (and, not incidentally, AVN Performer of the Year) Sasha Grey is a woman of many talents, not all of which are limited to starring roles as mopey teens in hardcore porn movies: this week, she continues her quest for world domination through a star turn in the new video for the Smashing Pumpkins' "Superchrist", which premiered on their MySpace page today. More »
  • #greatmomentsinfaketelevision

    We know we're still a little confused since they switched "LOST" to Thursday nights this season, but how could we have possibly missed this super-secret Dharma Initiative porn training film? The decision to cast Ashley Steel in those Hanso Foundation movies totally makes up for that lame Nikki and Paolo plotline last year as far as we're concerned. (fluffersmut.com)
  • #celebrity

    AskMen's Top 99 Women 2008: Let The Fapping Begin!

    2008 might be a month old already, but for some the year doesn't officially start until AskMen publishes its much-anticipated list of the year's Top 99 Women ... which it did today. So that clickety-clacking you hear in the air is the sound of thousands of search engine optimizers finessing their listings to take advantage of the new rankings — not to mention the crinkling of untold volumes of Victoria's Secret catalogues as zeitgeist watchers everywhere attempt once more to remember the difference between Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio. And we here at Fleshbot aren't immune to the power of the list either: we don't want to give anything away, but let's just say we'll be watching very closely for a a Katherine Heigl seethrough shot or nip slip to trumpet in a headline this year. One can only hope. (And if you have a problem with who wound up on top this year, not to worry; having your say in FHM's list is just a couple of clicks away.) More »
  • #obvious

    Given everything we ended up finding out about the girls the last time around, we aren't the least bit surprised to find out that one of the contestants in the new season of "Rock Of Love" has a pornish past. (Disappointed that it has to be French trannie train wreck Angelique, maybe, but hardly surprised.) (qgasm.blogspot.com)
  • #celebrity

    First we're introduced to UK pop tart Sarah Harding's nipples, now the tabloids are all over her love of vibrators. We're not sure why this counts as news, but we guess it's nice to be getting to know her better. (nme.com)
  • #found

    If the major record labels were still releasing stuff as hot as what's included in this collection of nearly 1500 sexy album covers, they might still be holding their own against digital copies. We'd totally pay good money to add that Joey Heatherton LP to our collection ... no matter what it sounded like. (rateyourmusic.com)
  • #celebrity

    Mr. Skin's Top 20 Nude Scenes Of 2007

    Faced with a choice at our local arthouse cinema this past weekend, certain members of Team Fleshbot opted to see the Bob Dylan sort-of-biopic "I'm Not There" instead of "Before The Devil Knows You're Dead". But that was before we knew that the new Sidney Lumet potboiler topped Mr. Skin's list of the Top 20 Nude Scenes of the year—apparently, Marisa Tomei's toplessness is enough to remind everyone that she really did deserve to win that Oscar all those years ago. Fortunately, we did manage to catch several of the other selections that made it onto the list, including Natalie Portman's asstastic appearance in "Hotel Chevalier" and Sienna Miller's almost continuously naked star turn in "Factory Girl". In the meantime, you can probably guess what we'll be lining up to see this weekend—after all, if it took Marisa all this time to take off her top without using to a body double, who knows when we're going to have a chance to see another award-winning performance of hers like this again? More »
  • #babes

    "A socially awkward small-town receptionist has a nail accidentally shot into her head, eliciting wild sexual urges." No, that's not the plot of Hillary Scott's next movie—it's Jessica Biel's. If they can somehow make it NC-17, we smell an Oscar! (cinemablend.com)
  • #theater

    Folks in Chicago should definitely check out a new play called "The Porno Zombies". Sure, the review isn't great, but even undead pornstars can't be any less lively than some of the supposedly living ones we've seen out there. (timeout.com/chicago)
  • #thisweekinfilmcriticism

    Perennial babelog favorite Sandee Westgate's talents in her new movie reviewing gig for TunaFlix.com should not be underestimated. Do you think Roger Ebert's boobs look as good as hers do in a low cut red dress? Didn't think so. (xfanz.com + tunaflix.com)
  • #dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

    Aging rock gods AC/DC have finally managed to win back their domain name, which for the last five years or so has been owned and operated by a porn company. Strangely enough, most of their fans never even noticed the difference. (news.com.au)
  • #tilatequila

    Slate watches generational crush object and MySpace hussy superstar Tila Tequila's new reality show in somewhat excruciating detail ... so you don't have to. (Admit it, you're tuning in just for all that hot bisexual chick-on-lesbian kissing action anyway.) (slate.com)
  • #ronjeremy

    Ron Jeremy: Another Video Tribute

    Sort of like that old (though erroneous!) chestnut about the Great Wall of China being the only man-made object visible from outer space, Ron Jeremy is probably the only porn star that visitors from another planet would recognize when they finally make it to Earth. (We'd include Jenna Jameson in that category as well, but since a lot of you seem to think she's barely recognizable these days maybe we're not so sure.) You won't find any of the moments that first launched The Hedgehog into porn superstardom in this collection of PG-13 clips collected by the folks at Uber.com by way of tribute this week—but in Ron's case, maybe being famous simply for being famous is enough. More »
  • #theass

    Hey, look ... we're not the only ones who are ass-obsessed and/or quoting Queen lyrics today: Slate presents an up-to-the-minute history of the buttocks, complete with coverage of the recent ass-potheoses of Kim Kardashian and Nicole "Coco" Austin but without mention of Belladonna's recent reemergence into the callipygean spotlight. Then again, it's sort of our job to stay on top of rear ends. (Jealous?) (slate.com; also spotted @ Gawker)
  • #dontcallitacomeback

    Defamer looks at Britney Spears' crotch-grabbing, pole-dancer-festoon'd performance at the MTV Video Music Awards last night and finds it as pathetic as everyone else did despite all that crotch grabbing and pole dancing: "There was just Britney, looking as though a handler had narcotized her to the point where she could be convinced to put on an outfit tailored for her 2001-era body and take to the stage with only the vaguest idea of her act's choreography." Um, at least her boobs looked good? (Defamer + CNN)