Obamania: For The Ones Who Really Love Obama

There are those of us who love Obama. There are those of us who've secretly (or not so secretly) fantasized about Obama. Then there are those of us who have reenvisioned the 44th president as a beautiful, naked woman. More »

Pornstar Politicians: Who Would You Like To See In Office?

Depending on your perspective, Stormy Daniels's recent troubles have either improved her campaign's odds or completely torpedoed her political career. Either way, Blackbook's already lined up a group of pornstar successors who might one day follow in Stormy's footsteps. More »

Stormy Daniels' Wild Weekend

Over the course of a long weekend, Stormy Daniels' chances to be taken seriously as a U.S. Senator from Louisiana got a whole lot better. And sex with a citizen of a former occupying country was the least of it. More »

Minnesota Tries To Clean Up Hotels, Get Rid Of Porn

As part of a "clean hotels" initiative, a Minnesota county public health department is asking local government in Rochester to put a stop to pay-per-view porn in hotels. Good thing we always bring our own. (xbiz.com, thumbnail)

John Edwards Rumored To Have A Sex Tape

Did John Edwards really make a sex tape with mistress Rielle Hunter? And if he did, why on earth was it on videocassette, and not just shot with a webcam, the way normal people do it? (nydailynews.com)

Popshots Of The Week! Stormy Goes Down The Rabbit Hole

Stormy Daniels is wrapping up her on-camera porn career, which is tragic. We cheered up by visiting the set of the "Alice in Wonderland"-flavored "Tormented" to watch her and Aiden Starr fuck like rabbits. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Stormy Daniels

Stormy Daniels has been in the news lately because of a possible Louisiana Senate bid, but maybe it's time to simplify things a little and just say happy birthday to one of our favorite stars. More »

The Final Battle: Obama Vs. Palin

If naked Obama rides a unicorn, what does naked Sarah Palin ride? A moose, silly. More »

Barack Obama, Friend To Friends Of Pornographers?

First Obama went against the adult industry, picking historically anti-porn Eric Holder for Attorney General... now it seems he loves pornographers—or at least their lawyers, like potential Deputy Attorney General David Ogden. More »

"This Ain't The Stimulus Package XXX" Debuts On Limited Screens

Mr. Flynt may not have secured a porn bailout—but that won't stop the pornographers from giving the rest of us the stimulus package we so desperately need. More »

Before They Were Politicians...

Hustler has dug up a scene of potential senatorial candidate Stormy Daniels sensually frolicking with former gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey. Coincidence? We think not. (hustlerworld.com)

Stormy Daniels: (Possibly) Drafted!

A few weeks ago, we reported that Stormy Daniels had turned down the opportunity to run against Louisiana Senator David Vitter. Well, apparently we were wrong—we're now hearing she's actually considering a run. More »

Stormy Daniels For President Public Office!

We won't claim to understand all the ins and outs of Louisiana politics, or why it makes sense to have an adult film star run against an incumbent senator mired in a sex scandal. More »

Pervs Fight Back!

Canada's not the only one with a Sex Party—come Thursday, Australia will have one of its very own, too! And when we say "sex party" we mean a political party dedicated to fighting a stuffy, sex-negative political environment (and, specifically, that nasty little porn filter), not, you know, a nationwide orgy. Though if the Australian Sex Party gets its way, who knows? Australia's got room for more than one sex party, after all. (google.com via nerve.com; thumbnail via Ask Jolene)

Sex Workers Get Slammed, Eliot Spitzer Gets Off

It's a sad week for sex workers: not only was Proposition K, a San Francisco initiative that would have decriminalized prositution, soundly defeated; but now Craigslist is cracking down on their erotic services section, requiring "vendors" to verify their identities by providing a valid credit card to pay a small listing fee. Meanwhile, Eliot Spitzer won't be facing federal charges for his episode of gov love. Isn't justice great? (time.com + nytimes.com + gawker.com)

Pornographers For Obama

Somewhat not surprisingly, Porn Valley is rejoicing in the wake of Barack Obama's election. True, a McCain/Palin presidency would have led to a great deal of porntastic source material (largely on the Palin end), but with Obama in the White House, there's hope that we might see an end to all those nasty obscenity trials (and, perhaps, even the War on Porn). Let's all keep our fingers crossed that Obama has more important things to do than harrass the adult entertainment industry... and, uh, that he doesn't find out about any of that Obama porn that's out there (or that he has a good sense of humor!). (xbiz.com)

Joanna Angel Wants You To Vote For Obama

With the election merely a day away, devoted citizens are doing their best to get the word out about their candidate of choice, letting people across the nation know why their candidate is the right pick to lead our nation out of this dark and depressing time. And our Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel is no different. She wants you all to know that she's supporting Obama—and you should, too! In a time like this, Obama's firm hand is the one we need at the helm of our great nation. And Joanna knows all about Obama's firm hands (and, for that matter, his hard cock), as evidenced by these photos and video (also seen in "XOXO Joanna Angel"). More »

Obama: "Serra Paylin's A Hottie"

And for those who've been wondering how, exactly, Hustler plans to work Barack Obama into the "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" storyline... good news! The script has been leaked to the internet, along with a teaser video (of course). We're a little confused by the "plot" (Obama as a knight on a horse? What?)... but hey, as long as we get to see (fake) Barack Obama giving a lesson in good politics to Serra Paylin, we're not going to nitpick. More »

Even Obama's Nailin' Palin!

You may have thought that Adult Spoof showed Hustler up by making their very own Palin porno, one that spelled "Sarah Palin" correctly, and included Barack Obama in all the fun. But Hustler's not one to take that kind of challenge lying down: as of today, you can download "Obama Is Nailin' Palin" from Hustler's website. Sure, there are lots of ways you could be spending the final hours of the 2008 presidential campaign... but isn't watching Sarah Palin and Barack Obama give new meaning to the phrase "bipartisan compromise" the best way of all? (hustler.com)

Get Out And Vote—And Get A Sex Toy!

We're betting that you all have reason enough to vote—but just in case you're on the fence about whether or not you'll head to the polls next Tuesday, Babeland has an offer that should convince you to do your civic duty. Bring your voter registration card, ballot stub or your word of honor to any brick and mortar Babeland store from November 4-11 and get a free (free!) silver bullet or maverick sleeve. We can't thing of a better reward for voting (well, except a shiny new president come January!). (babeland.com)

Joe The Plumber Gets Down And "Dirty"

Sarah Palin's not the only one getting pornsploitated this election cycle. Even John McCain's loyal friend, Joe the Plumber, has been brought in on the proverbial (or not so proverbial) action. Sure, Sarah may be the subject of many movies (and even more photoshops), but Joe has Dirty Joe the Plumber, a hastily slapped together portal site that features Dirty Joe's "Six Pack" (translation: babelogs) and "Fuxx News" (translation: semi-topical stories scraped from other websites). It may not be quite the caliber of "Nailin' Paylin"... but then again, this is Joe the Plumber we're talking about. More »

Porno Palin Part Two: This Time with Obama

Lefty pornographers have been a little smug in their expectations of an Obama victory in two weeks, and thus have had to ask ourselves some hard questions about the recent spate of Sarah Palin porn. How would we react to porn spoofs of the other side? Well, in the second major studio Sarah Palin porn project, the Democratic presidential nominee gets to hear his opponent say "Now here's some Grade A Alaskan puss." More »

We've gotten to the final phase of Palin pornsploitation: mainstream media outlets examining the phenomenon and trying to figure out what it all means. Radar weighs in on such weighty topics as "Nailin' Paylin," Obama Girl, and the NOT Sarah Palin blow up doll—and it turns out all these smut is a sign of our civic engagement! Not to say we told you so, but, you know... we told you so. (radaronline.com)

Did Obama's Mama Get Nude For The Camera?

With just a week and a half until the election, new rumors about Obama are swirling around the blogosphere... and this time, they're personal. By which we mean: about his mother. Did Obama's mother pose nude for some photographs? Should anyone really care? Conspiracy theorists have somehow managed to convince themselves that if this naked woman is the mama of Obama, it calls Obama's parentage into question. No, we don't get it either. As far as we're concerned, if it is Obama's mother (and it probably isn't), all it means is that she was smokin' hot and ahead of her time. See for yourself after the jump. More »

Do Your Civic Duty... The Porntastic Way!

Hustler's not the only one who can capitalize on the upcoming election: Wicked just announced four new four-hour long compilations designed to remind you of your civic duty. Between "50 State Masturbate," "Iowa Cock-Ass" (isn't it a little late for that one?), "We The Peep Hole," and "Gallup On His Pole," we're sure you'll find some reason to feel proud of your country. And hey, if you choose the wrong compilation, at least you'll only be stuck with it for four hours... instead of four years. (avn.com)

"Nailin' Paylin" Wants You To Be A Part of History

Concerned that you just can't wait until Election Day to see the stupendous cans of Lisa Ann unleashed as Serra Paylin? Fear not! Hustler staff is working around the clock to feed you a new scene from the eventual DVD at regular intervals before the election and who knows? If McCain/Palin are elected the "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" series might be the Cougar version of "Barely Legal." (Nothing against Lisa Ann and the cans thereof, but let's hope that gig doesn't happen.) In any case, subscribers to Hustler.com can see clips from the movie starting October 15. More »

Need a break from the Sarah Palin porn-o-rama? This Wednesday, New York City's Museum of Sex will be unveiling Fleshbot Crush Object Molly Crabapple's politics, a piece that breaks our nation's past time down to its most basic level: a full-on animal orgy. You can probably figure out who gets fucked. (museumofsex.com)

The Barack Obama Dildo: Change You Can... Oh, Forget It

The incredible thing about this sexual implement made in the likeness of the Democratic nominee for president is not that it exists—it's what took so long? After all we've already seen two different butt plugs devoted to our existing president (plus numerous other celebrity sex toys and Obama has been running for like six years now, so what was the hold up? (Maybe it was all the time spent on the super keen website.) If you're having trouble finding the right hope and inspiration for that Os for Obama thing, perhaps this will solve your problem. More »

Get Involved In The Political Process With O's For Obama

Now that we've recovered from the excitement of the second installment of All Your Base Are Belong To Us — er, the second presidential debate — we'd like to take a minute to examine some of the sexier moments of the current presidential campaign. Over the longest period of our adult lives course of the campaign, we've seen sexy fan fiction featuring Hilary and Obama, Obama Girl professing her crush on Obama, and, yes, an inescapable barrage of Sarah Palin-inspired porn. But somehow, up until now we haven't seen any practical political porno — the kind of thing we could get interactive with. (Well, unless you count this.) More »

SexiestParty Judges The Election Via Erections

It seems like every time an election rolls around someone ponders the sexiness of Democrats versus Republicans, sometimes with pretty entertaining (or more often, pretty tired) results. Now Red State and Blue State citizens alike can battle out their own version of "Hot or Not?" on the newly launched SexiestParty.com, where anyone who's not already burnt out on faux Palin porn can participate by uploading their own photos or just casting a vote for party hotness. Or notness. Each vote refreshes the page and you won't find out the party affiliation of the babe you're ogling until you cast your vote, which does give a gloss of scientific impartiality to the proceedings. Still, we suppose it will all come down to partisanship instead of actual, objective boinkability in the long run. Maybe each party can add a few hardcore TGP affiliate links to their websites to help shore up the economy in the meantime? More »

Sarah Palin is the subject of yet another bit of artistic whimsy—a nude portrait currently hanging in a North Side Chicago bar. Who says the (potential) Vice President can't inspire people? (windycitizen.com + Flickr)

Sharon Smith Offers Change We Can Believe In

Sure, Canadian mayor Sharon Smith may have been embroiled in a leaked nudie pix scandal five years ago, but she doesn't think that that should have any bearing on her current candidacy for MP of Skeena-Bulkley Valley (whatever that is). As far as we're concerned, it should be a part of her official resumeé. After all, anyone who has the balls to pose naked in their place of business and weather the resulting PR shitstorm when the photos are leaked clearly has the strength of character to lead. More »

We're just as disappointed as anyone that the "raunchy, topless, bondage ad campaign" for Rock the Vote Declare Yourself, the voter registration site, is merely a nipple-free gussied-up photo of Jessica Alba looking like she's just seen a particulary bad example of fake Palin porn. Would it be too much to ask to take her top off for real next time? It is a really good cause, after all. (worldnetdaily, via scienceblogs)

We have to admit that we're getting a wee bit tired of Details' recurring "X Face or O-Face?" feature, though in this latest edition we suppose trying to decide whether the photo you're looking at is someone caught in the throes of orgasm or pontificating against the evils of gay marriage is sort of amusing. (We're also wondering why it necessarily has to be either a Republican or someone enjoying really great sex. Why can't it be both? Er, don't answer that.) (men.style.com/details)