Briana Banks Learns Things The Hard Way

You don't want to have a run in with the law in a bad neighborhood. And you definitely don't want to have that run in that's going to lead to you getting put a way for a long time. Briana Banks has the unfortunate habit of learning these things the hard way—but her misfortune ends up being our gain. She may get out of having to go down to the station, but she'll still have to go downtown (if you know what we mean). Who knew street justice could be so sexy? More »

Border Patrol Searches Get More Intense

It's not as hard as you might think to drive a truckload of contraband through a heavily armed checkpoint. Just make sure that you obey all traffic laws, have all your papers in order, and bring along a co-pilot who doesn't mind taking the border guards out back for a quick cavity search. Sure, these official police types can be overbearing and occaionally cruel, but at least they're easy to bribe. More »

Three years ago, the Houston police confiscated $50,000 worth of toys from a local sex shop and now that the charges have been dropped and they want their property back ... all the evidence has mysteriously gone missing. If only there was someone you could turn to when your things get stolen! (chron.com + avn.com)

Behold the "bullet-proof" police bra! OK, so it's not really bulletproof—just specially designed to be worn with bulletproof vests. Still, we can't wait for our next strip search. (Those do work both ways, right?) (bbc.co.uk)

Flesh Flicks: Traffic Stopper

It's time once again to return to our favorite theme in online porn—police officers who abuse their authority. Or maybe this one is more like a meter maid abusing her authority, but whatever it is, we like it when The Man sticks it to us! (Especially when The Man is a hot blonde chick.) Instead of a gun and a tazer, today's long arm of the law is equipped with only a nightstick and some sort of paddle, which is surprisingly effective for the task at hand. Still, this looks like just a simple traffic violation to us, which is also unusual considering the cop was in the passenger seat. That's the beauty of law enforcement—no matter how low down and dirty you might be, you're always on the right side. More »

We're dying to know more about former Budapest policewoman Livia Kovacs, who's following in the proud tradition of law enforcement officers who dabble in porn on the side ... and who lose their day jobs because of it. How come we never get pulled over by cops like that? (Xbiz)

Flesh Flicks: Who Watches The Watchers?

There are few things in this world hotter than traffic violations. That's why male and female officers are so rarely teamed up to check out license plate numbers, registration tags and curb heights. Writing tickets together creates such a sexually-charged atmosphere that they will inevitably end up fucking in the back of the police van. (Just think of all the overtime!) Even worse, citizen patrols (who are also interested in the erotic potential of no parking zones) will inevitably follow and issue their own "citations" on the officers who have no doubt allowed their meters to expire. Maybe the next time these cops catch some silly teenagers necking in the back seat up at Inspiration Point, they'll have a little more sympathy. More »

Excuse us, Malene Espensen, but is that a regulation police uniform? Because we're pretty sure no one would resist an arrest from an officer looking like that. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

A Columbus, Ohio, court case deals with an off-duty fireman who saw a beautiful naked woman in the park and—naturally—took out his cock. The charge: entrapment! Because the woman was being used by police as bait by to catch perverts. Well, um ... mission accomplished! Great detective work, boys! (columbusdispatch.com)

More Sexy Police Brutality

Our ongoing investigative series into the practices of corrupt law enforcement officials continues with this shocking footage of the brutal interrogation of a suspect. It's the classic "good cop, bad cop" routine, only without the good cop on hand to keep her partner in line. They say that information given under this kind of duress is highly unreliable, but we think that this rogue officer isn't doing it just to make the suspect talk—she's actually enjoying it. We need to do something about this terrible menace to society before another innocent black man gets railroaded by the system. More »

Hello there, Officer Celine. We're worried you might not be taking your law enforcement duties seriously enough. Shouldn't you be out there interrogating suspects or something? (myhotbox.blogspot.com; more @ nakedby.com)

We're confused by this story—why would you want to be an online pornstar and a police officer? We think we'd focus on the job that has the least potential for us getting shot. (Then again, forget we asked.) (reuters.com)