· Playboy Venezuela's 2010 calendar (nsfwpoa.com)

· Tara Reid in Playboy (egotastic.com)

Where are their pants? And their shirts? There's snow on the ground, and these girls are prancing around next to naked! At least they can warm each other with their body heat (and let's all hope they take even more pictures of that process).

· Soraia and Sandra (nsfwpoa.com)

Assuming there still are nudie mags...in the future.

[NB: Seriously, what's her secret? Is it yams? Cindy Crawford's Meaningful Beauty? Photoshop?]

· Patricia Paay (totallynsfw.com)

As much as we'd like to do more research into these photographs, we'd prefer to just believe in the magic of Monroe. It's like our version of the Monroe Doctrine. Except instead of preventing European expansionist ideals from tampering with the Americas, we're preventing reality from disrupting a good, ol' timey wank.

· Marilyn Monroe Unpublished Playboy Pics / Die unveröffentlichten Playboyfotos (nacktfotoparadies.blogspot.com)

Or, well—regardless, it's still Joanna Krupa, taking her clothes off for the public. And that's something to be celebrated whenever it happens, wherever it happens.

· Joanna Krupa Nude in Playboy (egotastic.com)

Even Sasha Grey has to work her way up the normal ranks of German power. First you have to be in "art" magazines, then GQ, then Playboy, and then you become Chancellor (with a simultaneous yet clandestine grip on Deutsche Bank). Of course, she's trying to expedite the process by dressing up like Nabokov's Lolita. Best of luck to you, Sasha; there are so many countries still standing.

· Sasha Grey x Playboy Germany (yuhmm.com)

In all honesty, the spread is rather tasteful. We genuinely guffawed during the interview, especially when Marge asserted that she was happy to be a "MILK—a Mom I'd Like to Know." It's just so wholesome. And this is probably the most exciting celebrity cover to come out in a while.

The only real disturbances were Marge's boobs under the gauzy negligee. Maybe it's just the pink-sheen from her outfit, or the fact that she has nipples, but they look too...human. Too Playboy-approved. Too perky. Marge has three kids, and we always assumed she breastfed them. Could Krusty-brand Baby Formula be the key to her youthful bounce?

· Marge Simpson's Playboy Photos Revealed (worstpreviews.com)

Back to The Real Sex Bombs Of The "Mad Men" Era
Dianne Danford, Miss November 1961
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Back to The Real Sex Bombs Of The "Mad Men" Era
Jan Roberts, Miss August 1962
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Judi Monterey, Miss January 1963
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China Lee, Miss August 1964
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Hedy Scott, Miss June 1965
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Dolly Read, Miss May 1966
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Fran Gerard, Miss March 1967
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Dru Hart, Miss September 1968
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Jean Bell, Miss October 1969
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In the process, she also posted some classic (read: before pubic hair showed up) Playboy centerfolds and reminded us of all the good retrofap floating around on the internet. So instead of pawing through your father's garage in search of his nudie stash, why don't you check out what Violet has to offer?

Of course, we also have a few classic nudes that'd give your old man's collection a run for his money. (Did you know that the first Playboy cost 50 cents?) And if you don't feel like roaming for your next meal, we've got some vintage cheesecake right here.

· the real sexbombs of the Mad Men era (tinynibbles.com)
· Thumbnail Star: Hedy Scott, Miss June 1965 (freeweb.hu)

Our question (besides whether Marge is a natural bluehead): should we feel sadder for Hugh Hefner or Matt Groening?

· Ay, Caramba! Marge Simpson Gets Nude for Playboy (eonline.com)
· Thumbnail via Cartoon Fucking (cartoon-fucking.thumblogger.com)

In order to determine which girl deserves this coveted honor, Playboy has created the Best Butt Bracket. 64 Cybergirls enter the ring, and after a fierce process of elimination, one is crowned with the honor of Playboy's Best Butt—and is ensured a lifetime of happiness in the process.

The fate of these posteriors lies in your hands: who will you choose?

· Best Butt Bracket (playboy.com)

Yeah, there aren't even any nipples in the set, but after this much hype, how can you not look?

· Heidi Montag Sexy Playboy Photos (playboy.com)

Unfortunately, boobs seem to be about the only thing this movie has going for it. Craig Robinson's joke rap doesn't even make sense. (Think about it: sucking someone's dick while they're fucking your asshole is physically impossible. Come on, people.)

On the plus side, Eve Mauro is edging ever closer to becoming one of our favorite actresses. Is the girl ever not topless and/or making out with someone?

· Clips via Celebcap (celebcap.net)

Yes, Playboy's pitched in to make your staycation a little bit sexier. They're taking us all on a virtual tour of Europe (and, of course, its women). They're already three weeks in to their seven week voyage, and if you ask us, it's been one hell of a trip. We'll definitely be sticking around to see what the future brings.

· Playboy Staycation (playboy.com)
· Thumbnail: Mai-Lan Leenders makes going Dutch look better than ever

Well, there are some boobs, and a little bit of groping, and, hey, Ron Jeremy shows up for about two seconds—but that's about it. Apparently, that's all you need to allow a publicist to declare that "This is easily the most scandalous video released in the last decade." (Which we totally agree with, provided you insert "featuring Escape the Fate" after video, and change "decade" to "day.")

· Video Exclusive: Escape the Fate (playboy.com)

Olivia Munn Playboy Pictures (egotastic.com)
Olivia Munn Playboy Pictures (egotastic.com)
Olivia Munn Playboy Pictures (egotastic.com)
Olivia Munn Playboy Pictures (egotastic.com)
Olivia Munn Playboy Pictures (egotastic.com)