• #brightcollegeyears

    Pirates 2: Coming Soon To A College Near You

    "Pirates 2" isn't just the most important porn ever made; it's also about to become required viewing for college students across the country. Okay, we're exaggerating a little—but it was just screened at UCLA, with Sasha Grey, Evan Stone, director Joone, and Digital Playground's Samantha Lewis on hand for a panel discussion. Oh, to be in college again! (xbiz.com)
  • #hype

    More "Pirates" Press Means More Naked Stoya

    You may have thought that the arrival of cold weather might put a damper on the "Pirates II" press (pirates hate the cold weather, right?)—but that would have been foolish of you. Remember, the "Pirates" team is on a world tour... and in many places in the world, it's still very, very warm. Regardless, we can't complain too much about the neverending hype that is the "Pirates" franchise: after all, more "Pirates" marketing means more pictures of Jesse Jane and Stoya, naked and touching each other—like on the latest cover of Cheri. See? Everybody wins!
  • #pornstars

    Gianna Lynn Does Adult Blu Review (And "Pirates 2," Too!)

    Finding out that Teagan Presley likes to get naked and review porno movies was pretty sweet. Finding out that her friend Gianna Lynn also enjoys that pastime? We're still trying to think of words to describe the emotion. Gianna recently made her debut on AdultBluReview with a video review of, um, "Pirates 2" (we're not sure why Teagan's review wasn't enough—but maybe reviewing "Pirates 2" is a form of initiation?). Both Gianna and Teagan have their strengths as reviewers, you'll have to decide for yourself which review is more to your liking. Check out a clip of Gianna's take above.

    · AdultBluReview (adultblureview.com)
  • #video

    Teagan Presley Brings New Life (And Boobs) To Video Reviews

    There are a lot of sites out there that review porn movies. There are fewer sites that offer video reviews of porn movies. And there are even fewer sites that showcase videos of Teagan Presley reviewing a porno movie while getting naked and masturbating. In fact, we're pretty sure that AdultBluReview is the only site we know of that fits into that last category. After the jump, get a sneak peak of Teagan's review of (of course) "Pirates 2." It may not be quite the same as actually watching "Pirates 2"—but we think it's pretty close. More »
  • #hype

    "Pirates II": The Neverending Promotional Campaign

    If you thought the "Pirates II" hype had peaked, think again. Genesis just published an entire issue dedicated to the movie, full of photo shoots of the stars, interviews with cast members, and an indepth look at how CGI skeletons change the dynamic of shooting a sex scene. (avn.com)
  • #video

    "Pirates 2": The Stoya Commentary Edition

    Sure, you already know what we think about the life changing porn epic that is "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge." But who cares what we think? You want to know what Stoya thinks about the movie. Luckily, PopPorn was able to track her down and get the inside scoop on the most important porn movie ever, along with some insight on what it's like to fuck Evan Stone and—most important of all—what Katsuni's ass tastes like. Video after the jump. More »
  • #youarethere

    "Pirates II" Premiere: An Arrr-Rated Affair Of The Ass

    "Get on that carpet!" growled Max Hardcore to his jittery arm candy as a strolling Mexican family observed. "They need to see you!" The event was the "Pirates II" premiere at downtown L.A.'s jewel box Orpheum Theatre this weekend, and the adult industry was on notice that if they didn't attend they would be kicked out and banished to perform random blowjobs in Vancouver. Vancouver, Washington, no less. That is why Fleshbot West attended, and brought you the following report. More »
  • #hardcore

    You Are Not Ready For "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge"

    As the massive, seemingly interminable countdown to the release of Digital Playground's "Pirates II" ticks down to its final minutes, Porn Valley is readying to don its melon body spray-scented finest for the movie's world premiere screening in Hollywood tomorrow night. In the meantime, we here at Fleshbot are sitting here in our underwear as usual getting ready to upload even more behind-the-scenes preview pics from what we're assured is "the most expensive adult movie of all time". We do, after all, want you to be sure you're getting your money's worth. (And we don't even have to get dressed to do it!) More »
  • #hype

    "Pirates II" and Bella, Too

    "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" is in production, and it will feature a crossover from Belladonna, which in porn terms is like Captain Kirk visiting "The Love Boat" and nailing Julie. In terms of sales, "Pirates" is the "Hotel California" of porn movies. Since we first saw a hasty trailer for the sequel in January 2007 and it hasn't actually started shooting until this month, we'll try to protect our readers' tender expectations as much as we can. But apparently Belladonna and Jesse Jane have a pas de deux and, according to Belladonna, "I have only two days left to learn to swordfight." More »