Fleshbot: pinups

My Zombie Pinup: These Girls Aren't Decaying, They're Improving

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:30:01 EDT

If the success of "Zombieland" is any indication, zombies are starting to displace vampires as the supernatural monster of choice. 2010 could just be the year of the zombie—so kick it off your very own zombie pinup calendar.

Celebrating the beauties who love to eat brains, My Zombie Pinup is equal parts sexy and scary (okay, maybe it's more scary). With beautiful babes doused in blood (and more than few oozing sores), it's not for the weak of heart (or stomach)—but if you're of the mind that decay just brings out a girl's inner beauty, well, have we got the calendar for you.

My Zombie Pinup (myzombiepinup.com)
My Zombie Pinup (myzombiepinup.com)
My Zombie Pinup (myzombiepinup.com)
My Zombie Pinup (myzombiepinup.com)

Mel Ramos Doubles Our Pleasure With His Candy Girls

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:30:01 EDT

We have a sneaking suspicion that this isn't the first time we've seen Mel Ramos's candy girl pinups, but we're still thrilled to have discovered an online archive of his work.

Though we must admit, it's a little strange to feel both turned on and hungry at the same time. Is there a word for that sensation? (Horngry, maybe?)

· Mel Ramos (rogallery.com, via nerve.com)

Glorious And Glam: The Pinup Girls Of Today

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:00:00 EST

Though there are many parts of the twentieth century that we'd happily say good-bye too, pinup girls aren't one of them. Some may see the bestockinged beauties as a thing of the past—not us, however.

True, we may not live in a time where the merest hint of cleavage is enough to send shock waves through the city—but that doesn't mean that we can't appreciate the (relatively) modest glamour of the good old fashioned pinup girl—or, for that matter, of the girls of today who more than happily vamp their way towards pinup stardom and success.

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Masuimi Max (fetishbyanna.com)

Amelia (frillythiller.com)

Emily Marilyn (emilymarilyn.com)

Bettie (marthasgirls.com)

Alex (frillythriller.com)

Bernie Dexter (myvintagehut.com)

Dita Von Teese (glamourfilms.com)

Jessica Jaymes (jessica-jaymes.com)

Jamie Deadly (myfetishdiary.com)

Angelie Almendare (angelie.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Ava Rose

pweasels — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:11:29 EST

Just think: Last week on Jacqueline Lorians' birthday we were moaning about nostalgia and times gone past, and here is Ava Rose, on her birthday, looking like a pinup girl her own self.

It's enough to make a cutting-edge sex news website just stop whining, honestly it is.

We hope the troops appreciate everything "Flava Ave" (who turns 23 today) is doing for them.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· The Buttoned-down Ava Rose (gramponante.com)
· Ava Rose at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Ava Rose's movies (gamelink.com)

So Long And Thank You, Bettie Page

Gram Ponante — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:57:06 EST

Bettie Page, whose beaming blend of wholesome naughtiness for 1950s hobbyist photographers scandalized the Bible Belt but made way for sex-positive media like this site, died Thursday in Los Angeles. She was 85.

Page was a secretary who was bored with typing. When a photograoher named Jerry Tibbs spotted the 27-year-old taking a workday breather on Coney Island and asked her to pose, she thought nothing of it. What's more, when members of the era's hobbyist photo clubs requested something racier, the Nashville-born Page didn't see anything wrong with showing off what God gave her.

Soon the curvy brunette would pose gleefully brandishing whips or while tied and spread-eagled. Aside from some discomfort in her joints, she didn't see why anyone would have a problem.

But crusading Senator Estes Kefauver did, and his investigation into "perversion" in America brought unwelcome scrutiny on the meek hobbyist community and purveyors of pinup mags.

Page quit her fledgling modeling career when federal agents tracked her down, and she retreated from public view. Her 1959 conversion to born-again Christianity did not spur a Linda Lovelace-style repudiation of her career or former employers, but she did shun the limelight, resurfacing only a few times, such as for occasional autograoh events (where her signature would get $300) and a 1998 Playboy interview.

"I never thought it was shameful," she said of her nudie career. "I felt normal. It's just that it was much better than pounding a typewriter eight hours a day, which gets monotonous."

Page's post-pinup life was not monotonous. She suffered three divorces, landlord battles, and an institutionalization, but in later years seemed tolerant - if not engaged - with her iconic status.

Goodbye, Bettie, and thanks for making this fun.

· Bettie Page, 1950s Pinup Girl, Cult Figure Decades Later, Dies (bloomberg.com)
· Bettie Page (bettiepage.com)

"Pinup Perversions": Roxy Jezel Is Lactose Tolerant

Gram Ponante — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:40:12 EDT

Looking like a postwar bride from a country I wish existed, Roxy Jezel has an assimilated tryst with Marco Banderas in the stylish "Pinup Perversions." Is he her husband? We don't know. Is she committing adultery on the kitchen floor of her suburban home of the future? We don't care. When a bouffed-up Aiden Starr comes by later and squirts her with a seltzer bottle, we can only wonder what Doris Kearns Goodwin would have made of this vision of American progress.

Director Laurent Sky puts together four scenarios of rouged but ready 40's-era pinups in a good example of high concept porn that does not get in its own way.

· ClubJenna (clubjenna.com)
· Buy "Pinup Perversions with Roxy Jezel" (gamelink.com)

Euro 2008: Revenge Of The Soccer Babes

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:20:15 EDT

Remember all that fun we had two years ago when the World Cup was being contested and the internet turned into one giant soccer porn website? Those were exciting times, weren't they? But what are we supposed to do for the next two years until the 2010 Cup in South Africa? Well, over on The Continent they're currently biding their time with the European Championships, which is pretty much the second-biggest international soccer tournament and another excuse for ~~hooligans~~ national rivals to go at each others' throats—not to mention to break out the soccer babes again. We don't know if some of these are just leftovers from '06 or if they're all brand new manifestations of team spirit, but as long as it fires up the fans it works for us too.

(Conspicuously absent from the hype are soccer-mad lad mags Zoo Weekly and Nuts, because well ... England somehow failed to qualify for Euro 2008. We guess that even Keeley Hazell peeling off a red and white jersey can't soothe that pain.)

· Busty Michelle Monaghan playing football topless (bigboobsalert.com)
· Euro 2008 a perfect excuse (yourdirtymind.com)
· Euro 2008 Soccer Babes (soccernews.com)
· Babes of the Euro 2008 (fbtz.com)

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Previously: World Cup Porn: A Look Back

Milly D'Abbraccio For President Whatever It Is She's Running For!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:03:31 EDT

Following in the footsteps of such illustrious political trailblazers as La Cicciolina and Mary Carey, Italian porn star Milly D'Abbraccio is looking to make a transition from pinup calendars to politics by entering the race for a seat in Rome's City Hall. Despite the fact that we're unfamiliar with her oeuvre, that's already enough to make us love Ms. D'Abbraccio. But if you're not as easily impressed as we are, here are few more reasons to vote D'Abbraccio this ... uh, whenever Italians vote:

· Her official campaign site is also a porn site. If BarackObama.com had sections like Barack Fetish, Sexy Tour America, Barack's Hard Zone, and WebChat With Barack (talk about accessibility!) ... well, the Democratic Primary probably wouldn't be in a dead heat.

· If elected, Ms. D'Abbraccio has promised to create a red light district, or "Love City," for the people of Rome. Nothing too hardcore, and no prostitution—but still, a special section of the city for strip clubs, sex shops, and "erotic discos." Finally, a politician who doesn't turn her back on the people once elected!

· Her campaign posters apparently feature a picture of her ass—and everyone knows that hips don't lie.

Forget Rome City Hall—is there any way we can get Milly D'Abbraccio for President?

· "Italy porn star uses her bottom to attract votes" (news.yahoo.com)
· Milly D'Abbraccio — Sito Web Ufficiale (millydabbraccio.com)

Tasty Pinups By Thomas Junior

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:30:03 EDT

We'll never cease to be amazed by the things certain masters of the fine art of pinups can create: who knew that with just a few pastels and some colored pencils and charcoal (not to mention about thirty hours of time), you could have your very own giddy big-boobed naked pinup girl squirting ketchup all over herself? We guess you'd need a fair dose of German artist Thomas Junior's talent to create something like that too, though we'd still probably just end up with a brightly colored stick figure. Even with twice the amount of time.

· The Art of Thomas Junior (thoju-arts.de, see pinup gallery here - via unscathedcorpse.blogspot.com)

Waxing (Or Not Waxing) Nostalgic With Playboy

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:05:01 EDT

We all know that porn's pubic hairstyles have changed over the years — who can forget such classic coifs as the racing stripe and the bacon strip? But unless you have a particular fetish for women in all their unshorn glory, it's sometimes easy to forget what pinups used to look like before depilation became the univeral law of the land. In a special feature, Playboy takes us on a trip down memory lane back to the days when you could tell if a gal was a real blonde. (Because let's face it: looking at her eyebrows doesn't always work.)

· Waxing Nostalgic (playboy.com, via myhotbox.blogspot.com)

Previously: Hairy Girl Central Keeps The Fuzz Front And Center (And Everywhere Else)

Russian Bank Pinup Babes Invite You To Make A Deposit

Jonnobot — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:47:50 EST

While perestroika inaugurated a system of economic reforms that resulted in the collapse of the Soviet Union, let's not forget that it also ultimately allowed hot Russian bank tellers to become pin-up calendar girls ... all in the name of improved international relations! Retail and commercial banking group Expobank has published a customer giveaway calendar featuring twelve of the bank's sexiest employees, scantily clad in provocative poses with tongue-in-cheek bank slogans, as a promotion for VIP clients. "I keep getting compliments about the calendar from my VIP clients, especially from the men — but the women say nice things too," Miss March Anna Pogodina was quoted as saying in the Daily Mail this weekend. "I didn't expect, when I was having my picture taken, that I would see my name and full job title on the calendar. I was really surprised — and rather pleased." It does make you wonder, though, why these women are working in a bank. Imagine if Gisele Bündchen was processing the paperwork for your car loan? - JC

· "Bare-clays Bank...High Street giant bids for Russian bank with a very saucy staff calendar" (dailymail.co.uk)
· Expobank (expobank.ru, though you won't find the rest of the pinup calendar here ... if anyone knows where we can see more, please let us know!)

"Bad Luck Betties" Make Tough Times Look Good

Jonnobot — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:25:54 EST

"When four aspiring starlets find themselves in the seedy underbelly of show business, their dreams of stardom turn into a living hell. Once deemed 'damaged goods', they end up fending for themselves on the margins of society!"

OK, so the box cover copy might make it sound like a film noir version of "Valley Of The Dolls" by way of the Lifetime Network, but don't be fooled: "The Bad Luck Betties" is a sexy porn romp chock full of pinup photographer extraordinaire-turned-director Winkytiki's trademark wit and style ... not to mention welcome appearances by a bevy of Fleshbot crush objects including Mika Tan, Smoking Mary Jane, Marie Luv, and Pinky Lee. Come to think of it, a noir version of "Valley Of The Dolls" might not be too much off the mark. But we doubt anything on Lifetime could get away with this much naked boobage.

Check out our exclusive "Bad Luck Betties" preview gallery after the jump.

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· Order: "The Bad Luck Betties" (Adult DVD Empire)
· Vivid Alt (vivid-alt.com)
· Winkytiki (winkytiki.com)

Paris Hollywood's Vintage Pinups

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 13:32:22 EST

We can't say enough good things about the joys of vintage porn — when you spend more than eight hours a day looking at double penetration scenes and freshly rimmed gapes, it can be refreshing to enter a world where an innocent spread crotch shot is considered "Worse than Naked" (at least according to Google Translator; our French skills are limited at best). Paris Hollywood serves up a small but choice selection of naughty shots from the golden age of pinup photography, with plenty of stockings, suspenders, and ... yes, full bush. They sure don't make 'em like they used to. (Or maybe they do; they just shave 'em now too closely instead.)

· Paris Hollywood (paris-hollywood.com, via otomano.blogspot.com)

Previously: Dragstrip Groupies Rev Up Our Engines, Vintage Porn Rags on Flickr

A gal who celebrates her double masectomy...

Violet Blue — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:21:20 EST

A gal who celebrates her double masectomy with a topless pinup shoot? "Cancer Uncensored" magazine Waiting Room spotlights the gorgeously reconstructed hottie Jessica, whose sexy shots are a celebration we can all get behind. (Or in front of, since the view is better from there.) (waitingroommagazine.com; photo by Dave Naz

Well hello, Sandra Martinez—those...

Jonnobot — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:58:08 EST

Well hello, Sandra Martinez—those are some pretty dangerous curves you've got there. In fact, we hope there were traffic signs alerting drivers to your presence in that neighborhood where you were posing naked with all those fancy cars—otherwise, how were they supposed to keep their eyes on the road? (dailypoa.com)

Dragstrip Groupies Rev Up Our Engines

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:32:29 EST

Do you ever find yourself longing for a simpler time — a time when breasts were real, pubic hair was full, and bras were pointy? Well, hop in your hotrod and head over to Dragstrip Groupies, a fantastic free site full of sexy video clips from the fifties, sixties, and seventies. We're not really sure where the dragstrip fits in to all of this — we did mention all that full pubic hair, right? — but honestly, we were too distracted by the boobs to care.

· Dragstrip Groupies (prettydirty.net/dragstripgroupies)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "The Weird Lovemakers", 8-Track Porno: Is It Smut Or Is It Memorex?, God Bless Lili St. Cyr!, Betty Weider: Queen Of The Fitness Babes, Sleaze From The 70s: "Malabimba - The Malicious Whore"

The glossy, sophisticated elegance of the...

Fleshbot — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:21:08 EST

The glossy, sophisticated elegance of the 2008 Stahlgruber calendar makes us look forward to a whole lot of caviar wishes and champagne dreams in the year ahead ... not to mention vintage automobiles, classic firearms, and more lovely naked boobs than we can shake all that caviar and champagne at. (noticiasdot.com)

Only Tease Does Exactly What You Want It To Do

Violet Blue — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:01:34 EST

Every now and then we like a good tease as an antidote to all that extreme gaping and dirtpipe milkshake action we're inevitably assaulted with over the course of a day's porn surfing—and even if you're of the opinion that "tease" is just a four letter word (even though it has five letters), the long-running (mostly) nonnude showcase Only Tease paysite will satisfy even the most refined pantysniffers among you. Stocked with healthy young UK pinups including Fleshbot faves Lucy Pinder and Lindsey Strutt, it's a lingerie-, panty-, and big boob-lover's dream. Their inaugural video podcast has a nice sampling of what's in store (hint: the yummy bare boobies are at the end), and even if hostess Melanie is somewhat stiff in the delivery, it's likely that her adorable countenance coupled with snips of tasty babes might make more than your upper lip somewhat stiff too.

· Only Tease (onlytease.com)
· See also: Melanie (onlymelanie.com)

Sexy Pinups By Priapus Will Get A Rise Out Of You

Lux Nightmare — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:32:50 EST

If your penis could take photos, what would they look like? Probably pretty blurry and oddly framed—the little guy would probably have great difficulty handling the camera [Ed. note: Maybe he could use a tripod?]—but somehow the images shots by photographer Priapus (no relation to the horsecocked fertitily god) don't seem to have that problem. These high quality, slightly fetishy photos are gorgeous and sexy enough that any cock (or clitoris) is guaranteed to enjoy.

· Photos by Priapus (photosbypriapus.com, via afuckaday.blogspot.com)

Need some political satire with your super...

Lux Nightmare — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:00:11 EST

Need some political satire with your super hot pinups? Check out The Lovely Mistresses of George W. Bush 2008 calendar. Featuring some of our nation's most patriotic burlesque beauties, this calendar commemorates our President's final year in office with a peek at some of his most intimate associates—press correspondent Miss Representation, beauty queen Hal E. Burton, and Katrina re-constructionist Miss Appropriation, to name a few. Only a lame duck could pass this up. (thingstolookat.com)