Fleshbot: pierre woodman

"Ass Invaders": Barbarians At The Anal Gate

DCypher — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:50:00 EDT

We don't mean to sound conspiratorial or anything, but it seems Europorn maestro Pierre Woodman has been lying to us. Sure, he may seem like just another average porn director with a sheepish grin and suspicious tan, but the truth about him is far more complex and possibly sinister: somewhere deep within the former Eastern Bloc he's been secretly developing a race of ridiculously beautiful porn models whose desire to get double stuffed is matched only by their freakishly elastic anal capacity.

How else to explain the cast of "Ass Invaders", which features an ensemble guaranteed to test and possibly overload even the most insatiable libidos of Western porn viewers? For this, the fifth title in his "Anal Gate" series, he turns the directing reins over to seasoned apprentice David Perry, who has definitely learned from the master ... and the results are devastating. (But, like, in a good way.)

OK, so maybe the title conjures up images of porn babes being beamed through an oversized sphincter to battle alien overlords with their hungry orifices ... but alas, it's not that kind of movie. Instead, it stars Alishia, Claudia Bella, Jennifer Love, Jessica Girl, Kyra Banks and Lucy doing what they do best. We promise you won't even miss the special effects.

· "Ass Invaders" (video preview @ wood-ent.com)

"Tropical Secret" Is Tropical, Secret

DCypher — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:10:51 EDT

Whatever director Pierre Woodman's intentions were when he started his own porn company, it's become abundantly clear that what he really wanted to do was have an excuse to take a neverending beach holiday. How else to explain the fact that more and more of his movies seem to focus on string bikini-clad hotties getting sand in their cracks amidst swaying palm trees? Must be nice work if you can get it.

"Tropical Secret" is the fourth installment of his "SeXXXotica" travel sex series and stars luscious beach bunnies Babalun, Chloe Delaure, Hannah Hunter, Jade Sin, Jessica, Lea Lazur and Loren Blond, all of whom give us a chance to vicariously experience the fantasies we've long since abandoned of ever fulfilling ourselves: we totally remember the last time we tried to perform pile driver anal at the beach, and we can guarantee you that it was not this pretty.

· "Tropical Secret" (hardcore trailer @ wood-ent.com)

"Wild Waves" Offers You A Taste Of Paradise

DCypher — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:03:09 EST

While most of America is bundled up against the bitter post-Super Duper Tuesday cold this week, Euro pornmeister Pierre Woodman is frolicking with hot Euro babes in balmy Brazilian climes. Damn you Pierre Woodman!

His newest venture with Ninnworx_SR, "Wild Waves,", comes not a moment too soon as we had nearly forgotten that at this very moment somewhere in the world beautiful oil-slicked naked women are testing the elasticity of their privates in a warm tropical environment while we sit here trying to get the thermostat on our electric blankets to work and wondering whether Nessa Devil, Anetta Keys, Chloe Delaure, Eva, Jade Sin, Simone and Tarra White find electric blankets sexy. Check out some postcards after the jump.

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· Ninn Worx_SR (ninnworx.com)
· Woodman Entertainment

Crazy French Porn Director Offers "Psycho Sex"

DCypher — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:15:45 EST

During my brief but memorable visit to the AVN Expo this year, I ran into Eurosmut director Pierre Woodman with a frequency that defied statistical probability. In each and every instance, including the day after the show at the registration for Internext, Woodman's ear-to-ear grin was plastered wider and wider until the mildly egomaniacal Frenchman soon most resembled Heath Ledger in the new "Dark Knight" trailer. And then, fittingly enough, just days later I received this gallery of preview pics from his latest opus, "Psycho Sex".

In stores this week, "Psycho Sex" features a cast of Europorn hotties you've probably never heard of including Claudia Rossi, Deniska, Jesica L, Natalli di Angelo and Sarah Rose. There are also a bunch of people in hockey masks. (Yes, Woodman broke out the masks for this baby. Don't ask questions; it's part of his art.)

"Psycho Sex" (DVD info and trailer @ wood-ent.com)