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    "Ass Invaders": Barbarians At The Anal Gate

    We don't mean to sound conspiratorial or anything, but it seems Europorn maestro Pierre Woodman has been lying to us. Sure, he may seem like just another average porn director with a sheepish grin and suspicious tan, but the truth about him is far more complex and possibly sinister: somewhere deep within the former Eastern Bloc he's been secretly developing a race of ridiculously beautiful porn models whose desire to get double stuffed is matched only by their freakishly elastic anal capacity. More »
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    "Tropical Secret" Is Tropical, Secret

    Whatever director Pierre Woodman's intentions were when he started his own porn company, it's become abundantly clear that what he really wanted to do was have an excuse to take a neverending beach holiday. How else to explain the fact that more and more of his movies seem to focus on string bikini-clad hotties getting sand in their cracks amidst swaying palm trees? Must be nice work if you can get it. More »
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    "Wild Waves" Offers You A Taste Of Paradise

    While most of America is bundled up against the bitter post-Super Duper Tuesday cold this week, Euro pornmeister Pierre Woodman is frolicking with hot Euro babes in balmy Brazilian climes. Damn you Pierre Woodman! More »
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    Crazy French Porn Director Offers "Psycho Sex"

    During my brief but memorable visit to the AVN Expo this year, I ran into Eurosmut director Pierre Woodman with a frequency that defied statistical probability. In each and every instance, including the day after the show at the registration for Internext, Woodman's ear-to-ear grin was plastered wider and wider until the mildly egomaniacal Frenchman soon most resembled Heath Ledger in the new "Dark Knight" trailer. And then, fittingly enough, just days later I received this gallery of preview pics from his latest opus, "Psycho Sex". More »