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(Probably Not) Scarlett Johansson Nude
Our friends at Yuhmm have dug up this NY vs. LA graphic that appears to contain a naked Scarlett Johansson. Okay, we're near certain it's a photoshop...but isn't it nice to pretend? More »Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better
Over the years, we've seen more than a few counts of earnest fetishists using Photoshop to make their fantasy a (photo) reality. But we were still... fascinated? Confused? Mildly disturbed?—by augmenter's Flickr collection. More »Yet More (Really Bad) Sarah Palin Porn
Porn has always a tendency to take cues from current events and pop culture (see: Operation Desert Stormy, Hillary For President, The Eliot Splitz-her Story). So it seems only natural that Sarah Palin's crash landing into the public eye would offer some inspiration to the great minds of Porn Valley. After all, there are so many angles to take: a dominating MILF who takes care of five kids, runs the country, and has mindblowing sex (all without mussing up her perfectly coiffed hair); the hot babe who puts some life into McCain's campaign (and his other parts too); or even just a gonzo look at the (sexy) secret life of hockey moms. (It does get pretty cold up there in Alaska, you know—how else do you think they keep warm?). More »Sarah Palin (Isn't Really) Nude (At All)!
We knew it was just a matter of time until the interweb was flooded with fake nude photos of überMILF-of-the-moment Sarah Palin: after all, those former beauty pageant-worthy good looks and sexy librarian-style hairdo-and-eyeglasses combo were practically made for all sorts of fantasizing no matter which side of the bipartisan debate you happen to find yourself on. So what if some people think she's more LensCrafters than Naughty Office? That's the great thing about a democracy—everyone gets to have an opinion about who they want to jerk off to! Readers of [redacted due to lameness]* were recently challenged to come up with their best dirty Sarah Palin-inspired Photoshop fakes, and while the results vary widely in concept and execution they go to show just how deeply she's already instilled herself into our collective sexual consciousness. Ain't democracy wonderful? More »Sorry, Julianna Margulies Fans, But That's Not A Vagina
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Squeezegirl Brings Out The Squeeze Fetishist In All Of Us
"Porn Is Actually Super-Powered Women Trying To Kill Each Other"
Scratch whatever we said before about doing laundry this weekend: we are so totally staying in and using these completely awesome naked superpowered lesbian photos to help us come up with even more hot girl-on-girl death ray fantasies of our own. And here we were thinking that Supergirl's aerial blowjob skills were something special? More »Porn Detective: The Not-So-Mysterious Case Of Katie Fey's Hardcore Doppleganger
Avatar Advanced Provides Photoshop Tips (And Lots Of Boobs)
Jose Manchado's World Of (Naked) Wonder
Wet Spots
Lindsaygate: Case Closed
Morning Wood
How To: Make Your Own Facials
Wet Spots
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