Fleshbot: photoshop

(Probably Not) Scarlett Johansson Nude

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Our friends at Yuhmm have dug up this NY vs. LA graphic that appears to contain a naked Scarlett Johansson. Okay, we're near certain it's a photoshop...but isn't it nice to pretend?

And, Scarlett, if you ever did pose for something like this...well, that might just be enough to get us to switch our loyalties over to the West Coast.

· The NY/LA Debate Rages On (yuhmm.com)

Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:30:01 EST

Over the years, we've seen more than a few counts of earnest fetishists using Photoshop to make their fantasy a (photo) reality. But we were still... fascinated? Confused? Mildly disturbed?—by augmenter's Flickr collection.

When we first got the tip, we assumed that the "augmentation" in question was going to be related to breasts—and we were right, in a way. But instead of photos of women with breasts augmented in size, augmenter presents us with women with an augmented number of breasts. Specifically, four breasts.

We can't claim to completely (or even partially) understand what this is about, but we suppose that if two breasts are good, four breasts might very well be great. And to all you multi-boob fetishists? Meet your new best friend.

· augmenter's photostream (flickr.com)

Yet More (Really Bad) Sarah Palin Porn

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:55:33 EDT

Porn has always a tendency to take cues from current events and pop culture (see: Operation Desert Stormy, Hillary For President, The Eliot Splitz-her Story). So it seems only natural that Sarah Palin's crash landing into the public eye would offer some inspiration to the great minds of Porn Valley. After all, there are so many angles to take: a dominating MILF who takes care of five kids, runs the country, and has mindblowing sex (all without mussing up her perfectly coiffed hair); the hot babe who puts some life into McCain's campaign (and his other parts too); or even just a gonzo look at the (sexy) secret life of hockey moms. (It does get pretty cold up there in Alaska, you know—how else do you think they keep warm?).

Yet somehow, all of the Pain "inspired" adult material we've see has just been ... well, sad. First there those "naked" Sarah Palin Photoshop jobs, most of which were pathetic at best. And now we've been confront with two more offerings that almost make us want to give up all together: over at BigBoobsAlert, Charlie James has been proclaimed the Sarah Palin of porn, largely because of her MILF status and (nonexistent) resemblance to the Republican VP nominee.

And then there's "Impalin Palin", a site which would shame even the most committed of Democrats. Aside from its clever name (as clever as "Elilot Splitz-her" at least) there's nothing redeeming about it whatsoever — not even the lousy Photoshop job of Palin riding McCain, which is most definitely the least convincing Sarah Palin fake we've ever seen. Our one consolation is that it seems unlikely this movie will ever get past the concept stage.

Come on, America: don't we deserve better porn?

· Charlie James seducing a young guy at Milf Lessons (bigboobsalert.com)
· Impalin Palin - The Sarah Palin Porn (impalinpalin.com)

Sarah Palin (Isn't Really) Nude (At All)!

Jonnobot — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:15:50 EDT

We knew it was just a matter of time until the interweb was flooded with fake nude photos of überMILF-of-the-moment Sarah Palin: after all, those former beauty pageant-worthy good looks and sexy librarian-style hairdo-and-eyeglasses combo were practically made for all sorts of fantasizing no matter which side of the bipartisan debate you happen to find yourself on. So what if some people think she's more LensCrafters than Naughty Office? That's the great thing about a democracy—everyone gets to have an opinion about who they want to jerk off to! Readers of [redacted due to lameness]* were recently challenged to come up with their best dirty Sarah Palin-inspired Photoshop fakes, and while the results vary widely in concept and execution they go to show just how deeply she's already instilled herself into our collective sexual consciousness. Ain't democracy wonderful?

*Update: Looks like the site we'd originally linked to has rather lamely removed the gallery and replaced it with an even lamer "apology" to "John McCain and the Republican party" for causing "offense"—which is just as well, because truthfully most of the fakes in it were pretty lame anyway. But we know there are tons more fake Palin porn pics out there where those came from; feel free to link to your faves in the comments below.

Sorry, Julianna Margulies Fans, But That's Not A Vagina

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:55:20 EDT

To any and all of you who believe you've now seen Julianna Margulies' hoo-ha, we regret to inform you that that is not what a vagina looks like. More than likely, it's either a picture of Julianna's thighs pressed together, a picture of her pantyhose seam, or a poorly done Photoshop job put together by someone with a limited knowledge of female anatomy and a whole lot of wishful thinking. Trust us, we know. (defamer.com)

This Week In Digitally Altered Amateur Smut

Richard — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:15:30 EDT

When one of our lovely readers was kind enough to send us a link to some fairly hot but pretty standard amateur porn stills yesterday, we couldn't quite figure out what was so special about them to merit an email. And then we noticed the disturbing bit of Photoshoppery going on in that first pic, and we had to smile. (Then we called our dermatologist, because after that last round of Botox we shouldn't be able to smile.) Depending how you feel about petite redheads, naked fat guys, and various combinations thereof, you might find it amusing too. (pix.jj.am - thanks R.)

Fun With Photoshop's "Remove Nipple" Tool

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:10:14 EDT

There's something not right about this lingerie model, but we can't quite put our finger on it. Don't tell us—it's right on the tip of our tongue! (kroppsnara.se, via PhotoshopDisasters)

Squeezegirl Brings Out The Squeeze Fetishist In All Of Us

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:30:38 EDT

Pity the poor squeeze fetishist: it's hard enough to find photos of sexy models with boa constrictors and elephants, never mind being squeezed by them. That's why we're grateful for Photoshop ... and for artists like Squeezegirl, who has lovingly rearranged a bunch of pixels to make everyone's hot babe-meets-terrifying crushing beast dreams come true. Now if only an artist would come along to make our Stoya Vs. Linda Hunt whipped cream wrestling match fantasy a reality too ... (flickr.com, via Boing Boing)

Elizabeth Hurley isn't just the designer...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:06:33 EDT

Elizabeth Hurley isn't just the designer of these bikinis, she's also the model. Who cares if she got a little help from the airbrushers? None of us are ready for swimsuit season. (dailymail.co.uk + cameltap.com)

She might be American soccer moms' favorite...

Jonnobot — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:40:48 EDT

She might be American soccer moms' favorite lesbian, but that doesn't mean that the rest of us can't enjoy the sight of "Work Out"'s Jackie Warner's digitally enhanced nipples. Not that they made us break out in a sweat or anything, but then we didn't have to pay her $400 an hour to see them either. (nytimes.com + cityrag.blogs.com + skysportspa.com)

"Porn Is Actually Super-Powered Women Trying To Kill Each Other"

Jonnobot — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:01:49 EDT

Scratch whatever we said before about doing laundry this weekend: we are so totally staying in and using these completely awesome naked superpowered lesbian photos to help us come up with even more hot girl-on-girl death ray fantasies of our own. And here we were thinking that Supergirl's aerial blowjob skills were something special?

· NAKED SUPER BATTLE (flickr.com/photos/blackandwhiteanimals)

Porn Detective: The Not-So-Mysterious Case Of Katie Fey's Hardcore Doppleganger

Jonnobot — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:50:36 EDT

Since a big part of what we do here at Fleshbot involves looking at porn all day (o.k., it's pretty much all we do), it's natural that we frequently get emails from readers asking us to identify such-and-such a performer in an anonymous video clip or inform them whether a certain model they stumbled across has appeared in other venues. And as much as we'd love to claim we know everything there is to know about every single person who has ever taken his or her clothes off in the histories of various pornographic media ... well sometimes we just don't. (Still love us?)

Sometimes, however, things are almost too easy to figure out. After the jump, read how we cracked the case of non-hardcore model Katie Fey spooge-covered double without even having to refill our cup of coffee. If only our jobs were always so easy.

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Dear Fleshbot,
Katie Fey is one of my all-time favorite porn models, but I've never seen any hardcore photos of her.

Recently, while perusing some thumbnail galleries, I came across this "Real Girlfriends" page. What caught my eye was the photo of a pretty cum-covered girl at the bottom right. It's Katie Fey! With cum all over her face!

The photo's not identified as Katie Fey, but when you compare to other photos — like the ones here or here — it's pretty clear that's the same girl or her twin sister! Oh . . . pardon me for a moment while I shudder and tremble at the delicious thought of two Katie Feys.

But I get more excited at the thought of photos of Katie in sucking cock to the ultimate resolution all over her face. If this cum-covered girl is indeed Katie, can you put the awesome powers of Fleshbot to work figuring out where the rest of this photo set is? My libido will forever be in your debt.

Signed,
Desperate In DC

Dear Desperate,

We hate to break it to you, but as far as we've been able to determine Katie Fey hasn't done any hardcore material; given the fact that she's one of our favorite models too, we're sure we would've heard about it by now if she had.

There is, however, this clever piece of computer software you may have heard about: it's called Photoshop, and we've heard that some folks use to create convincing-looking photos of exactly the type that got you all hot and bothered. In fact, with a little bit of practice you can even learn to make them yourself!

So it looks like Katie's honor remains unbesmirched; sorry to break the bad news. The good news? With your own copy of Photoshop, you can besmirch her honor all you want.

Looking forward to seeing the fruits of your labor, we remain.

Faithfully yrs.,
xo Fleshbot

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Previously: Dysfunct's Fake Amateur Facials, How To: Make Your Own Facials, Celebrity JO Forums And Cumshot Pics: Where Sharing Is Caring, Got Cum?: Celebrity Cumshot Blog, Facial Forum, ArtiFacial

Erotic Falconry: On The Wings Of Love

Jonnobot — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:58:22 EST

Sure, you might think that the combination of deadly sharp talons and soft tender flesh is strictly for the birds (sorry) — but you have to agree with the folks at Vice that a site combining "sexual fetishes, antiquated hobbies, and photoshop humor (that) doesn't even show up on Google" deserves at least some credit. We have to say, though, that although Erotic Falconry might be a parody cooked up by a bored Photoshop enthusiast with a little extra time on their ~~claws~~ hands, our long experience nosing around the sexual netherworld has convinced us that there really are some folks out there — probably in Japan — who get turned on by the prospect of getting penetrated by a three inch beak. And we totally wouldn't be surprised if one of them happened to be Robert Loggia. That guy has always creeped us out.

· Erotic Falconry (eroticfalconry.com, via vice.typepad.com - thanks K-M)

Ingrid Baars' Tricky Bodies

Jonnobot — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:29:58 EST

We adhere to what we like to call the "two click rule" when deciding which photographers to feature here on Fleshbot: if we don't encounter any exposed skin within two clicks of landing at their website, we move on to the next name on our list. So it was a good sign when we visited Dutch photographer Ingrid Baars' online portfolio and were greeted by a smiling topless model splayed across her splash page; surely there would be more where she came from? Well, yes and no: while frequently smiling and often topless, Baars' cheerleaders, strippers, and swimsuit models are also distended, fragmented, flayed, and otherwise enhanced via the magic of digital manipulation, leaving them somewhere in that grey area between sexy and disturbing. Which is just fine by us ... and which just goes to prove once again that sometimes rules are made to be broken.

· Ingrid Baars Photography (ingridbaars.com, via Body Collector)

Big Boob Giantess Fantasies By Automan

Jonnobot — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:43:25 EST

It doesn't take an advanced degree in Freudian psychology to recognize the fact that our collective fascination with big boobs relates to a certain kind of infantiliazation fantasy: the desire to be protected, nurtured, and coddled. With that in mind, it's easy for anyone to understand a seemingly outré expression of that fascination like Automan's wonderful Photoshop mashups here: if getting your face all up in Milena Velba's 36-J charms is good, getting your entire body enveloped by all that bustacular goodness must be even better. And surely we're not the only ones who look forward to the day when we can simply press a button and shrink ourselves to the sort of dimensions that would make all of the fantasies expressed in Automan's delicious art come true. Er, right?

· Automan's Gallery (giantess.net)
· Thumbnail star: Milena Velba (official site @ milena-velba.de)

Previously: In Bizarre Twist, Sophie Howard Crushes On You, Footman606 On Flickr: Giantess Fantasies Afoot!, Maxcat's Giantess Realm, The Best Damn Giantess Porn Clip Ever

We're sorry, Chanelle. The editors of Nuts...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:58:41 EST

We're sorry, Chanelle. The editors of Nuts seemed to have misplaced your nipple. If we happen to see it, we will definitely let you know. (dailypoa.com)

Avatar Advanced Provides Photoshop Tips (And Lots Of Boobs)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:16:29 EST

Our lack of foreign language skills are well documented around these parts, but we're pretty sure that Avatar Advanced is a website full of tips on how to use Photoshop CS3 to make snazzy looking desktop wallpapers. Fortunately, it also happens to be a website that's full of pictures of naked glamour models and more boobs than you can shake your airbrushing tool at, so there's plenty here to pore over even if your photomanipulation skills don't extend much beyond drawing devil horns on people's faces using a copy of MS Paint. From what we can tell, though, the Photoshop tips here are totally worth checking out. After all, anything that makes boobs look this good has to be worth learning.

· Avatar Advanced (avataradvanced.com, via body-collector.com)

Jose Manchado's World Of (Naked) Wonder

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:39:53 EST

Nice or naughty? Sweet or sadistic? "World Of Warcraft"-inspired cheesecake or "Heavy Metal"-esque fantasy babes? Whatever your fancy, Spanish photographer Jose Machado's photos of lusciously digitally enhanced models run the gamut, from naked fairies and arty nudes to tattooed pinups straight out of your favorite alt girl showcase site. And hey, he's even got pictures of girls making out! Whatever your pleasure, you're sure to find something to like in this portfolio. (And if you don't ... well, what do you have against fairy wings and girls making out anyway?)

· Jose Machado Photography (josemanchado.es, via sexoteric.com)

Previously: Rachel Rebibo Likes To Watch, Erotic Photography From Bauer Nudes, After Hours With Gaby Trautmann And Friends, Low Tek's Doll Series

Footman606 On Flickr: Giantess Fantasies Afoot!

Fleshbot — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:35:36 EST

Based on his Flickr handle alone, you'd be correct in assuming that Footman606 had a particular fondness for photos of women's feet. What his alias doesn't tell you, however, is that Footman's brand of fetish also includes a particular fondness for really, really big women's feet ... like the ones he lovingly features in the giantess and crushing fantasy collages he both creates himself and collects from various sources around the web. The results might be too outré as wank fodder for some, but given our busy schedules anywhere we can find at least three of our favorite fantasies combined in one easy-to-peruse package is a welcome discovery indeed.

· Footman606's Photostream (Flickr, via sexblo.gs/ponyxpress.wordpress.com)

Previously: Japanese Fetish Video Of The Week: "Crash By Venus 3", Fetish Videos by Chloe Creations: What's Your Pleasure?, Maxcat's Giantess Realm, Giantess Crushing Videos, Giantess Video on YouTube, The Best Damn Giantess Porn Clip Ever

Dysfunct's Fake Amateur Facials

Fleshbot — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:12:40 EDT

The newish cottage industry by the Phun.org forum member who goes by the handle Dysfunct presents us with a bit of a dilemma. Sure, we have no problem when people take it upon themselves to cover the faces of celebrities with dripping ropes of gonad goo via the magic of Photoshop—they are, after all, public figures, and Angelina Jolie's right to not have people virtually splooge on her pretty much stops as soon as she walks out of her house—but when the subjects of all those faux ejaculations are otherwise innocent and unsuspecting ex-girlfriends and amateur babes, things start to get a little creepy.

Then again, if we thought it was that creepy, we probably wouldn't be so into the whole fake celebrity facial thing to begin with. So we might as well click on an ad banner or two when we visit his site so he can continue to provide such a valuable service (did we mention he takes commissions too?) After all, if that Vermeer guy could paint the chick with the pearl earring, what's wrong with making her a necklace to match?

· Amateur Shopped Facials Thread (forum.phun.org - thanks Sam!)
· Faux Amateurs: Making Sluts Sluttier (fauxamatuers.blogspot.com)

Previously: How To: Make Your Own Facials, Celebrity JO Forums And Cumshot Pics: Where Sharing Is Caring, Got Cum?: Celebrity Cumshot Blog, Facial Forum, ArtiFacial