Sarah Palin (Isn't Really) Nude (At All)!

We knew it was just a matter of time until the interweb was flooded with fake nude photos of überMILF-of-the-moment Sarah Palin: after all, those former beauty pageant-worthy good looks and sexy librarian-style hairdo-and-eyeglasses combo were practically made for all sorts of fantasizing no matter which side of the bipartisan debate you happen to find yourself on. So what if some people think she's more LensCrafters than Naughty Office? That's the great thing about a democracy—everyone gets to have an opinion about who they want to jerk off to! Readers of [redacted due to lameness]* were recently challenged to come up with their best dirty Sarah Palin-inspired Photoshop fakes, and while the results vary widely in concept and execution they go to show just how deeply she's already instilled herself into our collective sexual consciousness. Ain't democracy wonderful? More »

"Porn Is Actually Super-Powered Women Trying To Kill Each Other"

Scratch whatever we said before about doing laundry this weekend: we are so totally staying in and using these completely awesome naked superpowered lesbian photos to help us come up with even more hot girl-on-girl death ray fantasies of our own. And here we were thinking that Supergirl's aerial blowjob skills were something special? More »