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(Probably Not) Scarlett Johansson Nude
Our friends at Yuhmm have dug up this NY vs. LA graphic that appears to contain a naked Scarlett Johansson. Okay, we're near certain it's a photoshop...but isn't it nice to pretend? More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by SexyPix: There is no need to be "near certain". The body belongs Ekaterina from Hegre Art, photoshoot appropriately named "mosaic". Googling... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Two Boobs Good, Four Boobs Better
Over the years, we've seen more than a few counts of earnest fetishists using Photoshop to make their fantasy a (photo) reality. But we were still... fascinated? Confused? Mildly disturbed?—by augmenter's Flickr collection. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by ahank: Double your fun, double your trouble lol :( more » | Other threads
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Yet More (Really Bad) Sarah Palin Porn
Porn has always a tendency to take cues from current events and pop culture (see: Operation Desert Stormy, Hillary For President, The Eliot Splitz-her Story). So it seems only natural that Sarah Palin's crash landing into the public eye would offer some inspiration to the great minds of Porn Valley. After all, there are so many angles to take: a dominating MILF who takes care of five kids, runs the country, and has mindblowing sex (all without mussing up her perfectly coiffed hair); the hot babe who puts some life into McCain's campaign (and his other parts too); or even just a gonzo look at the (sexy) secret life of hockey moms. (It does get pretty cold up there in Alaska, you know—how else do you think they keep warm?). More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by eriurana: I knew, mind you, knew within fifteen seconds of seeing her image after being nominated that the porn producers would... more » | Other threads
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milfwatch
Sarah Palin (Isn't Really) Nude (At All)!
We knew it was just a matter of time until the interweb was flooded with fake nude photos of überMILF-of-the-moment Sarah Palin: after all, those former beauty pageant-worthy good looks and sexy librarian-style hairdo-and-eyeglasses combo were practically made for all sorts of fantasizing no matter which side of the bipartisan debate you happen to find yourself on. So what if some people think she's more LensCrafters than Naughty Office? That's the great thing about a democracy—everyone gets to have an opinion about who they want to jerk off to! Readers of [redacted due to lameness]* were recently challenged to come up with their best dirty Sarah Palin-inspired Photoshop fakes, and while the results vary widely in concept and execution they go to show just how deeply she's already instilled herself into our collective sexual consciousness. Ain't democracy wonderful? More »
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By JonnobotComment by fbreader: Those pictures were a load of rubbish, check this out for true fakery...... [img237.imagevenue.com] enjoy! 1 Responses | Other threads
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celebrity upskirt watch
Sorry, Julianna Margulies Fans, But That's Not A Vagina
To any and all of you who believe you've now seen Julianna Margulies' hoo-ha, we regret to inform you that that is not what a vagina looks like. More than likely, it's either a picture of Julianna's thighs pressed together, a picture of her pantyhose seam, or a poorly done Photoshop job put together by someone with a limited knowledge of female anatomy and a whole lot of wishful thinking. Trust us, we know. (defamer.com)
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Loki47: She's secretly a mannequin. Whats-her-name next to her is much hotter anyway. 1 Responses | Other threads
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amateur
This Week In Digitally Altered Amateur Smut
When one of our lovely readers was kind enough to send us a link to some fairly hot but pretty standard amateur porn stills yesterday, we couldn't quite figure out what was so special about them to merit an email. And then we noticed the disturbing bit of Photoshoppery going on in that first pic, and we had to smile. (Then we called our dermatologist, because after that last round of Botox we shouldn't be able to smile.) Depending how you feel about petite redheads, naked fat guys, and various combinations thereof, you might find it amusing too. (pix.jj.am - thanks R.)
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By Richard X.Comment by Booksaretoo: Mwhahahahaha! I cannot do anything but laugh at this. Brill! more » | Other threads
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Fun With Photoshop's "Remove Nipple" Tool
There's something not right about this lingerie model, but we can't quite put our finger on it. Don't tell us—it's right on the tip of our tongue! (kroppsnara.se, via PhotoshopDisasters)
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Comment by jmsmith76: It makes her look like an alien. Why not spackle (sp?) in her ass crack, too, while we're at it? more » | Other threads
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fantasy
Squeezegirl Brings Out The Squeeze Fetishist In All Of Us
Pity the poor squeeze fetishist: it's hard enough to find photos of sexy models with boa constrictors and elephants, never mind being squeezed by them. That's why we're grateful for Photoshop ... and for artists like Squeezegirl, who has lovingly rearranged a bunch of pixels to make everyone's hot babe-meets-terrifying crushing beast dreams come true. Now if only an artist would come along to make our Stoya Vs. Linda Hunt whipped cream wrestling match fantasy a reality too ... (flickr.com, via Boing Boing)
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By Lux AlptraumComment by angelicbeef: That's one hell of a trouser snake!(it had to be said) more » | Other threads
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Elizabeth Hurley isn't just the designer of these bikinis, she's also the model. Who cares if she got a little help from the airbrushers? None of us are ready for swimsuit season. (dailymail.co.uk + cameltap.com)
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Comment by 1000101 is not a number. He's a free man!: ...a LITTLE help? more » | Other threads
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celebrity nipplewatch
She might be American soccer moms' favorite lesbian, but that doesn't mean that the rest of us can't enjoy the sight of "Work Out"'s Jackie Warner's digitally enhanced nipples. Not that they made us break out in a sweat or anything, but then we didn't have to pay her $400 an hour to see them either. (nytimes.com + cityrag.blogs.com + skysportspa.com) -
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"Porn Is Actually Super-Powered Women Trying To Kill Each Other"
Scratch whatever we said before about doing laundry this weekend: we are so totally staying in and using these completely awesome naked superpowered lesbian photos to help us come up with even more hot girl-on-girl death ray fantasies of our own. And here we were thinking that Supergirl's aerial blowjob skills were something special? More »
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By JonnobotComment by cutiepie28340: strange, but cool!! :) i cant resist watching this stuff. its just so good. more » | Other threads
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truth and illusion
Porn Detective: The Not-So-Mysterious Case Of Katie Fey's Hardcore Doppleganger
Since a big part of what we do here at Fleshbot involves looking at porn all day (o.k., it's pretty much all we do), it's natural that we frequently get emails from readers asking us to identify such-and-such a performer in an anonymous video clip or inform them whether a certain model they stumbled across has appeared in other venues. And as much as we'd love to claim we know everything there is to know about every single person who has ever taken his or her clothes off in the histories of various pornographic media ... well sometimes we just don't. (Still love us?) More » -
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Erotic Falconry: On The Wings Of Love
Sure, you might think that the combination of deadly sharp talons and soft tender flesh is strictly for the birds (sorry) — but you have to agree with the folks at Vice that a site combining "sexual fetishes, antiquated hobbies, and photoshop humor (that) doesn't even show up on Google" deserves at least some credit. We have to say, though, that although Erotic Falconry might be a parody cooked up by a bored Photoshop enthusiast with a little extra time on theirclawshands, our long experience nosing around the sexual netherworld has convinced us that there really are some folks out there — probably in Japan — who get turned on by the prospect of getting penetrated by a three inch beak. And we totally wouldn't be surprised if one of them happened to be Robert Loggia. That guy has always creeped us out. More »
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By JonnobotComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: For the birds punnery was cloying, but not to be expected. I would have looked for a "three-inches, hard pecker"... more » | Other threads
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photography
Ingrid Baars' Tricky Bodies
We adhere to what we like to call the "two click rule" when deciding which photographers to feature here on Fleshbot: if we don't encounter any exposed skin within two clicks of landing at their website, we move on to the next name on our list. So it was a good sign when we visited Dutch photographer Ingrid Baars' online portfolio and were greeted by a smiling topless model splayed across her splash page; surely there would be more where she came from? Well, yes and no: while frequently smiling and often topless, Baars' cheerleaders, strippers, and swimsuit models are also distended, fragmented, flayed, and otherwise enhanced via the magic of digital manipulation, leaving them somewhere in that grey area between sexy and disturbing. Which is just fine by us ... and which just goes to prove once again that sometimes rules are made to be broken. More » -
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Big Boob Giantess Fantasies By Automan
It doesn't take an advanced degree in Freudian psychology to recognize the fact that our collective fascination with big boobs relates to a certain kind of infantiliazation fantasy: the desire to be protected, nurtured, and coddled. With that in mind, it's easy for anyone to understand a seemingly outré expression of that fascination like Automan's wonderful Photoshop mashups here: if getting your face all up in Milena Velba's 36-J charms is good, getting your entire body enveloped by all that bustacular goodness must be even better. And surely we're not the only ones who look forward to the day when we can simply press a button and shrink ourselves to the sort of dimensions that would make all of the fantasies expressed in Automan's delicious art come true. Er, right? More »
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By JonnobotComment by naughtyduncan: Hey Internet, Remember a while back when I said, "Fuck you," to you. You know, over that smurf porn? I take... more » | Other threads
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We're sorry, Chanelle. The editors of Nuts seemed to have misplaced your nipple. If we happen to see it, we will definitely let you know. (dailypoa.com) -
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Avatar Advanced Provides Photoshop Tips (And Lots Of Boobs)
Our lack of foreign language skills are well documented around these parts, but we're pretty sure that Avatar Advanced is a website full of tips on how to use Photoshop CS3 to make snazzy looking desktop wallpapers. Fortunately, it also happens to be a website that's full of pictures of naked glamour models and more boobs than you can shake your airbrushing tool at, so there's plenty here to pore over even if your photomanipulation skills don't extend much beyond drawing devil horns on people's faces using a copy of MS Paint. From what we can tell, though, the Photoshop tips here are totally worth checking out. After all, anything that makes boobs look this good has to be worth learning. More » -
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Jose Manchado's World Of (Naked) Wonder
Nice or naughty? Sweet or sadistic? "World Of Warcraft"-inspired cheesecake or "Heavy Metal"-esque fantasy babes? Whatever your fancy, Spanish photographer Jose Machado's photos of lusciously digitally enhanced models run the gamut, from naked fairies and arty nudes to tattooed pinups straight out of your favorite alt girl showcase site. And hey, he's even got pictures of girls making out! Whatever your pleasure, you're sure to find something to like in this portfolio. (And if you don't ... well, what do you have against fairy wings and girls making out anyway?) More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Sp-am? more » | Other threads
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fetish
Footman606 On Flickr: Giantess Fantasies Afoot!
Based on his Flickr handle alone, you'd be correct in assuming that Footman606 had a particular fondness for photos of women's feet. What his alias doesn't tell you, however, is that Footman's brand of fetish also includes a particular fondness for really, really big women's feet ... like the ones he lovingly features in the giantess and crushing fantasy collages he both creates himself and collects from various sources around the web. The results might be too outré as wank fodder for some, but given our busy schedules anywhere we can find at least three of our favorite fantasies combined in one easy-to-peruse package is a welcome discovery indeed. More »
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By FleshbotComment by Footman606: I'd like to thank who ever took the time out to write this little article about me, strange how i... more » | Other threads
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cumshots
Dysfunct's Fake Amateur Facials
The newish cottage industry by the Phun.org forum member who goes by the handle Dysfunct presents us with a bit of a dilemma. Sure, we have no problem when people take it upon themselves to cover the faces of celebrities with dripping ropes of gonad goo via the magic of Photoshop—they are, after all, public figures, and Angelina Jolie's right to not have people virtually splooge on her pretty much stops as soon as she walks out of her house—but when the subjects of all those faux ejaculations are otherwise innocent and unsuspecting ex-girlfriends and amateur babes, things start to get a little creepy.
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By FleshbotComment by The SlagHuis: Bah, I'm suffering from temporary blindness after jacking off to Dysfunct's work! Apols, FB team! :-D more » | Other threads
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Meet Annie Stoner
We're sort of fascinated by the Flickr stream of Savannah-based musician and amateur nude model Annie Stoner. Is it because she's possessed of a pair of legs that won't quit and what are quite possibly some of the most beautiful breasts (with the perkiest nipples) we've ever seen? The very enthusiastic band of Flickr users who comment on every photo she posts with a devotion that borders on the obsessive? Or the fact that her face is airbrushed in many of her photos to the point where she's practically missing a nose? We might find ourselves squinting at our screens in an effort to understand her better, but one thing's for sure: Annie's fifteen minutes aren't over for us quite yet. More » -
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Heroines In Peril: What Happens When The Bad Guys Win
Sure, Wonder Woman might triumph in most of her encounters with the forces of evil, but what happens when her Lasso Of Truth and her magic wristbands aren't enough to save her from a particularly sticky situation? Find out in the guest gallery of the sprawling Heroines In Peril site, a collection of thousands of non-comics code-approved images in which artists explore the sexy side of the superheroine genre: according to its curator, "Basically, if you ever wanted to see what would happen if the villains in those comics were more interested in getting their rocks off than ruling the world, this is the place you would go." Admit it—you are kind of curious, aren't you? More »
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By FleshbotComment by Doctor_Robo: You ever try getting a good workout at the gym when you can fly and pick up cars with no... more » | Other threads
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Comment by JohnPeri: Well, I guess I misunderstood the tone .. fair enough ... why don't you just remove both... more » | Other threads
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Comment by HotMovies: That bagel ad... is amazing Especially considering their earlier stop in Atlantic Beach, FL : http://www.boingboing.net/2007/02/08/the_hoohah_monologue.... more » | Other threads
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morning wood
Morning Wood
· If you like behind-the-scenes fashiony stuff, you might enjoy this video about the making of a new advertisement starring Carolyn Murphy in her underwear and a few other people who are not Carolyn Murphy. Or you could go way behind the scenes and just watch her sex tape again. (vogue.co.uk) More »
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