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Your Definitive Guide To The Web's Top Ten Altporn Sites

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:15:00 EST

Have you been scratching your head, wondering which of the web's finest altporn sites are the best? Well, you're in luck: Lazerbunny has assembled a list of the web's top ten altporn sites.

Now, we're not going to pretend that this list is in anyway definitive. First of all, it's based on Alexa rankings, which should always be taken with a very large grain of salt; secondly, it's not clear what, exactly, was used to determine a website's altness (God's Girls, which some might happily include in the genre, is nowhere to be seen on the list, despite having an Alexa ranking that trumps all but that of SuicideGirls—and don't even get us started on Zivity).

But, all that aside, we have this list, and so we might as well use it to tell you a bit about some of the world's foremost altporn sites. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite thing!

SuicideGirls: Though SuicideGirls was hardly the first alt site to hit the web, it was one of the first to garner massive amounts of attention. The combination of hot young tattooed girls, beautiful photography, fancy social networking tools, and some really slick marketing and branding all combined to make one hot site. Years of success have also meant years of drama, including a whole host of models who accuse SG of not treating them well. Some also argue that the focus on adding more and more models has diluted the site's quality (then again: nearly 2000 models!).

Burning Angel: The brainchild of Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel, Burning Angel brings all the best in sexy punk girls, hot hardcore vids, and all the online community you could want on a porn site. Also, Joanna Angel (nuff said, we should think).

Crazy Babe: Photographer Bob Coulter shoots just about every alt model you could ever hope to see naked, including more than a few who've earned the coveted Crush Object^TM title. However, all the photos are shot by Bob Coulter, who shoots in a dark, distinctive style. If you don't like his photos, you probably won't like the site.

Gothic Sluts: One of the first sites in the Blueblood Network, Gothic Sluts features goth girls... in the nude. Over the many years they've been in play, Forrest Black and Amelia G. have tapped some of the finest fetish models we know to appear in their work.

Lazerbunny: Along with Burning Angel, Lazerbunny is one of the few alt sites to break the hardcore barrier and go, you know, deeper. More than a few lovelies are featured on the pages of Lazerbunny, including, yes, the one and only Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya, who was a Lazerbunny contract star in the days before Digital Playground snapped her up.

Broken Dollz: The founders of Broken Dollz wanted to make a porn site unlike any other—they ended up with one very much like all other alt sites. We'll forgive them that, however, as long as they continue to shoot hot models... naked.

Razor Dolls: Razor Dolls had photos, movies, softcore, hardcore, Stoya—and yet they haven't updated in over a year, so, uh, they might not be your first choice for new favorite thing.

Supercult: Though Supercult was one of the original alt sites, launching around the same time as Suicide Girls, it never quite rose to the same prominence as some of its siblings. However, now that alt legend Apnea is in the mix, perhaps that will change.

Erotique Digitale: A collection of photos by photographer Kelly Lind, who—like Bob Coulter—has attracted some of the finest models we know. Dana Dearmond, Jana Cova, Joanna Angel, and, yes, Stoya... need we say more?

No Fauxxx: Self-described as porn made by ladies, artists, and queers, No Fauxxx is a truly alternative "alt" site. Featuring every body and every gender, it's a porn site like no other. Or at least no other that we've seen.

· The AltPorn Top 10 Sites of All Time. #1 (lazerbunny.com)

Win Six Free Months Of Lazerbunny, Die Happy

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:30:10 EST

Do you love altporn site Lazerbunny? Of course you do—who doesn't? Well, now's your chance to show your love, and maybe even win a six month membership to the site. Just make thirteen banners featuring thirteen different Lazerbunny models, and... sorry, we got distracted by the thought of thirteen Lazerbunny models. Just go read the contest rules here, okay? (lazerbunny.com)

Meet Ivy Black, Our Latest Obsession

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:30:10 EST

There must be something in the water in... wherever it was that Baby Sinead grew up. How else to explain the fact that not one, but two lovely ladies emerged from her high school to go on to enter the naked girl industry? Yes, in addition to Sinead, there's also the gorgeous Ivy Black, who's well on her way to Crush Object status (and we've only known her a few hours). We're going to keep a close eye on this high school—who knows what future porn greats might emerge from today's freshman class?

· Ivy Black (ivyblack.com, via Baby Sinead)

No Fauxxx: Now With More Awesome

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 15:30:10 EST

We've been aware of alt site No Fauxxx since the beginning of time (or at least since shortly after its launch), back when it was an itty bitty alt site just struggling to get its footing. So it's pretty thrilling to see that, a handful of years later, the site has just added a whole bunch of exciting new features, expanding it from a place for hot alt porn to a place for hot alt porn and community. With a fancy new blog, expanded community features, and a sizzling DVD on the way, No Fauxxx is moving on up—and to celebrate, we've got a gallery of their very best shots, right after the cut.

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· No Fauxxx (nofauxxx.com)

Kink On Demand: All The Kink You Could Ever Demand

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:00:15 EST

Do you love the, well, kinkiness of Kink.com—but hate the idea of committing to a month-to-month subscription package? Well, you're in luck: with the launch of Kink On Demand, you may have found just what you're looking for, commitmentphobe.

As the name implies, Kink On Demand offers kink... on demand (or, if you prefer, on a pay-per-shoot basis). And Kink On Demand isn't just, um, normal Kink.com but on demand—it's also a testing ground for different concepts that might one day turn into full fledged sites. Like the sound of Naked Workout? Whip or Tickle? Or Bondage Challenge? For now, they're just on Kink On Demand (okay, and there are some samples below, too)—but hey, if you show enough interest, they might one day be real, honest-to-goodness members of the Kink.com family.

· Kink On Demand (kinkondemand.com)

Our Love For Penny Flame Burns Ever Brighter

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:00:00 EST

It's hard to believe, but somehow we've found even more reasons to crush out on the darling Penny Flame. How could this be possible? Well, aside from the fact that she's just a ridiculously adorable and fun performer, there's the little matter of two new(ish) Penny Flame projects that we just caught wind of. Yes, it's true: little Penny's all grown up, with her very own blog—My Hot Mess—and FuckTeamFive, a Bang Bros. website she's co-directing with Justice Young. A blogging pornstar who heads up a gonzo, fuck all comers website (and has her very own eduporn line, to boot)? Someone call an ambulance, we're in crush-induced shock. While we're recovering, check out the FuckTeamFive trailer after the jump.

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· My Hot Mess (myhotmess.com)
· FuckTeamFive (fuckteamfive.com)
· Thumbnail from Sexy-Babes (sexy-babes.tv, via Kellyfind)

NinjaXGirls: The Hottest Ninjas Ever

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:30:10 EST

First there was female ninja rape, then the ninjas who taught us how to love (or at least fuck), but now we may have found the greatest ninja porn of all. NinjaXGirls describes itself as "the world's first and only ninja-erotica website"—though, truly, we don't know that we'd be able to handle more than one. With their team of weapons wielding, scantily clad hotties, they're poised to take over the world—and we can't wait until they do.

· NinjaXGirls (ninjaxgirls.com, via Violet Blue)

Sienna Sinclaire's Sexy Split Personality

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:45:00 EST

Here at Fleshbot, we wear many different hats: in just one day of work, we'll write about both gay and straight porn, the world of lad mags and the world of hardcore porn, celebrity nip slips and sex tape scandals, and both Gemma Atkinson and Gemma Arterton (who are never, never to be confused). So we have a bit of appreciation for others who are able to do the same sort of juggling, especially when they're as pretty as Sienna Sinclaire.

Sure, Sienna could have chosen to focus on fetish or glamour modeling—but she's so good at both, it'd be a shame to make her pick just one. In fact, it'd be a bit like asking us to choose between Keeley Hazell and Sasha Grey. See what we mean? Nobody wins!

· Sienna Sinclaire (siennasinclaire.com)

Pissing.com Wants To Shower You With Gold

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:00:00 EST

They've celebrated girl-on-girl erotic wrestling, public humiliation, hardcore bondage and S/M, and, of course, the joys of fucking machines; now Kink.com has moved off into some golden new territory bursting with excitement at the chance to leak into the public eye. Yes, after weeks of leg crossing, toe tapping anticipation, Pissing.com will finally launch tomorrow. Helmed by Isis Love, the site features golden showers—and, of course, the girls who really, really love them. As a special gift to their fans at Fleshbot, Kink.com has offered us a very special preview gallery, featuring such stars as Lorelei Lee, Annie Cruz, and Cherry Torn. Take a peek at the hot peeing action after the jump.

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· Pissing.com (pissing.com)

Next Door Hookups: Queer Eye For The Straight Porn

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:45:00 EST

In some ways, Next Door Hookups is a lot like just about any other hardcore pro-am porn site. Smiling, fresh faced couples having fun (and having sex), copy that talks about how they're eager young college students who just love to fuck on camera (and would even do it for free!). But look closely, and you might notice a few things that seem a little, well, off. For one thing, the text that accompanies each movie or photo set spends a lot of time talking about the boy. For another—well, there's just a lot of focus on the boys, period. And not just their cocks, either. What's the deal?

It seems Next Door Hookups is straight porn shot for gay eyes—specifically, for gay men who like the idea of watching straight men in their, ahem, natural habitat. But even though it's porn that's directed at the gays, we have a feeling there are some straights out there who may find it pretty arousing as well—in particular, all you straight women who're tired of porn that doesn't meet your needs. What a concept: porn that straights and gays can enjoy! What will they think of next?

· Next Door Hookups (nextdoorhookups.com, via Violet Blue)

SkinVideo And OneTapPorn: iPhone Porn For The Future

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:15:00 EST

A scant few days after our write up of Xgoes.mobi, we learned about the existence of not one, but two, iPhone-compatible video porno sites. Like Xgoes.mobi, SkinVideo and OneTapPorn offer fully iPhone-compatible porn surfing experiences (though, thankfully, ones you can also access on your regular computer, too). But how do they compare to the naughty thrill of watching tiny livecams on your iPod?

Charming as our experience with Xgoes.mobi was, we vastly preferred SkinVideo and OneTapPorn. True, these sites lack the interactive abilities of Xgoes.mobi (no hot and horny cam girls waiting to strip for you!), but the quality of the video they provide is vastly, vastly superior.

But quality of video means nothing if the selection doesn't tickle your fancy—and this is where SkinVideo seems to pull ahead of the competition. From what we could tell, SkinVideo has a much more diverse selection than OneTapPorn—and, what's more, they organize their collection in multiple ways (including by type of act/fetish!). The site also promises a mix of amateur, pro-am, and studio content, too (though it should be noted that when we accessed the site, we only saw amateur content). Now if they'd just allow us to search by performer, well, we'd be pretty much set for all our mobile porn needs.

· SkinVideo (skinvideo.com)
· OneTapPorn (onetapporn.com

Eternal September (Carrino)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:30:05 EST

It seems that Fleshbot Crush Object and improbably endowed topless model September Carrino has got her very own website—and it's a good thing too, because with boobs that size, she tends to take up a lot of space. September's site offers the standard fare: photos (both studio shots and behind the scenes), videos (both HD and "webcam style"), and a little peek into the mind of September (she lets us read her diary!). We think September's best qualities speak for themselves... but if you're still wondering why she's worth the investment, we've grabbed a little preview video for you. Clip above.

· September Carrino (septembercarrino.com, via boobieblog.com. Sound warning!)

Wherever You Go, Xgoes (And Its Camgirls) Goes

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 12:30:00 EST

As the iPhone has grown and matured, so, too, has iPhone porn. And so it is that we've just discovered the world's first iPhone live cam site—one that's so cutting edge, it won't even work on your real computer. Yes, kids: in order to access the sweet, sweet cam action of Xgoes.mobi, you must already have your very own iPhone. But is it worth the several hundred dollar investment? (Or, for the iPhone owners out there, the website's membership fees?)

Live cam sites are a tried and true porn format, so we're almost surprised that it's taken so long for someone to adapt them for the iPhone. True, the iPhone hasn't always been the most video friendly piece of hardware (most flash-based video sites still don't work on it)—but with so many camgirls chomping at the bit to get into the iPhone porn market, you'd think that someone would have figured out a way to port them into your iPhone before now. But we digress: back to Xgoes.

The site offers five different sections: Live Girls (the largest section by far, with over 200 girls online when we logged in), Live Couples, Live Gay, Live Dates (seemingly one-on-one cam/chat set ups), and Video. Click through to a section, and you're offered a list of the camgirls (or camboys) currently online, along with a preview pic and information on the languages that they speak. Once you've made your selection, it's on to the actual meat of the site: the cam page.

In spite of all the bells and whistles of being an iPhone-only site, the actual cam pages of Xgoes.mobi are, well, just ordinary, basic cam pages. The livestream is a small, silent box depicting a small girl disrobing; below the cam is a chat box that allows you to communicate with your tiny new friend. There's a certain thrill in knowing that you have the ability to access this site at anytime, and anywhere, but ultimately, the amount of satisfaction you get from it comes down to one question: how erotic do you find the idea of a silent, postage stamp-sized girl disrobing on your iPhone?

· Xgoes.mobi (xgoes.mobi)
· Thumbnail from The Best Camgirls (thebest-camgirls.com, via Ask Jolene)

It seems Best of Babelogs alumna Karina Hart ...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:30:31 EDT

It seems Best of Babelogs alumna Karina Hart has her very own solo site. And it's a good thing, too, because with that much boobage, it's a little hard to fit anyone else on the page. (karinahart.com, via boobieblog.com)

Altporn Comes To Paris With Petites Parisiennes

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:30:58 EDT

If you spend your days longing for the good old days of altporn, before Big Porn came in and co-opted the indie spirit, you may find that your best solution is to go abroad. We previously profiled Australia's Kiss My Bliss, now we've discovered Petites Parisiennes, a site that offers a sexy insider's view of the City of Light. It's lovely to see the spirit alt alive and well somewhere in the world (and really, with things the way they are in this country, we can't really blame it for going expat).

· Petites Parisiennes (petites-parisiennes.com)
· Petites Parisiennes Preview Gallery (indienudes.com)

Click Fore Play: All The Audioerotica You'll Ever Need

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:00:42 EDT

The world of sexual media is dominated by a few major forms: text, photo, and video. While we certainly appreciate those three forms—quite a lot, actually—we've often wondered why it is that audio porn doesn't get more play (so to speak). Sure, visuals are nice, and we always enjoy reading; but some days we just want to lay back, close our eyes, and be magically transported into a sexy story. Good thing we just found Click Fore Play, a collection of erotic audio plays. Try to imagine what those mid-twentieth century radio plays would have been like if they'd let the smut mongers on the air, and you should have a pretty good idea of what Click Fore Play is all about. Somehow, we have a feeling our morning commute is about to get a lot more interesting. After the jump, hear a sample story.

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· Click Fore Play (clickforeplay.com, via Regina Lynn)
· Thumbnail star via Ask Jolene

My Young Friends Can Be Your Friends Too

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:00:00 EDT

Sure, we all want to find a hot and horny eighteen-year-old girl who'd like nothing more than to spend her days cybersexing us to our heart's (or, uh, other parts) content. But for some reason, (real) girls like that seem to be in short supply. So what's a hard up cybersexer to do? Why, solve the problem the same we solve every other problem in life: with a computer. My Young Friends offers fifty-five different chatbots who are ready and willing to type you to your climax. At least, we think that's what they offer—the font is kinda hard to read, so we're not 100% sure. It's either that or a mail order bride site ... but either way you're weekend is all set.

· My Young Friends (myyoungfriends.com)

Decorative Girls Really Bring The Room Together

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:30:21 EDT

Been searching for that perfect coffee table, the one with just the right balance of style and substance, the one that will really tell people exactly what you're about? If IKEA feels too cheap and Design Within Reach, well, isn't in reach, consider going with something a little less traditional. Decorative Girls offers a wide selection of human furniture, from coffee tables to bookshelves to buffets. It may be a little hard to adjust to, but after a few weeks, you'll wonder how you ever managed to live without a naked girl to rest your drink on.

· Decorative Girls (decorativegirls.com, preview gallery here, via indienudes.com)

Lick Nylons Tastes Like Chicken (But Looks Even Better)

Violet Blue — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:15:05 EDT

Bringing the delicious taste of girl-girl pantyhose action to a monitor near you, Lick Nylons looks like your average garden variety porn paysite template—only one that's been filled with hardcore content that actually looks pretty fucking hot instead of pretty fucking not hot, especially if you like the ladies in their 'hose. Legs, shoes, ass, lingerie and girls doing other girls is this new fetish site's game, and we think it's a winning combination. So what if it's all presented in HTML that's possibly older than the models, or that you have to pony up to get down? The site's free previews are explicit enough to have us enforcing the interns' pantyhose-only dress codes around Fleshbot Central, starting immediately. Casual Fridays be damned.

· Lick Nylons (licknylons.com)

Your Public Disgrace Is Now (Very) Public

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:10:22 EDT

Since our sneak preview went up three weeks before the site officially launched, you've probably been chomping at the bit this whole time waiting for Kink.com's latest foray into the world of hardcore public filth to arrive. Well, your patience has not only been appreciated, it's also been amply rewarded: Public Disgrace now live and ready to share all the delightfully shameful exhibitionist (and voyeuristic) thrills you can handle. Enjoy the preview video above, and check out the site for more. Just be careful, though—someone might be watching.

· Public Disgrace (publicdisgrace.com)

Fetish Muse: KumiMonster Gets (Even More) Personal

Violet Blue — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:10:19 EDT

We've had a serious crush on fetish pinup goddess KumiMonster for years now, and have been known to spontaneously erupt into giddy squeals of lustful glee whenever we stumble across her bald and/or bewigged deliciousness during our online travels. (Seriously—just ask our interns.) There's just something about her that makes us turn into horny human accordions. Fortunately, now we can squeak all we want at Kumi's slick new FetishMuse site, which in addition to its paid membership content also includes plenty of tasty free niblets as well as her blog, where Kumi shares what it's like being a, yes, international Fetish Muse. We're totally going to have to spring for new sets of earplugs for the interns if we expect them to get any work done around here.

· Fetish Muse (fetishmuse.com, via Alt Models)

The Secrets of Mina: A Secret No More

Violet Blue — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:45:30 EDT

When we first met French bondage model Mina a while back we thought we'd have to brush up on our French to get to know her better. But fortunately for us, the language of sassy alt-a-licious lust is universal—and that, along with Mina's new site ( generous with the free previews and sleek as a hot redhead peeling herself out of liquid latex) gives us all the tutoring necessary to cozy up with Mina's sexy oeuvre. Not to mention that her blog fills in the gaps for thrifty fetish fans like us who want an extra free taste of Mina's secrets while keeping up with her arousing trials in and out of bondage and fetish predicaments. How do you say "cheapskate" in French anyway?

· The Secrets of Mina (the-secrets-of-mina.com)
· Mina's Blog (the-secrets-of-mina.com/blog)

Bombshell Brats Burst Onto The Scene

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:35:09 EDT

Bombshell Brats may still be "under cinstruction", as the kids who work on website used to say back in 1998, but they've been kind enough to put up a gallery of preview pix on their MySpace page. We don't know a whole lot about the site—after all, it's still in under construction—but since it was founded by a friend of Fleshbot Crush Object™ Baby Sinead and seems to feature a few familiar faces (Jessie Lee! Sinead! Sabrina Sparx! Stoya!), we're totally willing to give it the benefit of the doubt. Hey, maybe altporn isn't dead after all!

· Bombshell Brats (bombshellbrats.com)
· Bombshell Brats On MySpace (myspace.com)

While we here at Fleshbot Central are biting ...

Jonnobot — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:15:40 EDT

While we here at Fleshbot Central are biting our nails about the results of our current Extreme Pornstar Showdown, folks in another corner of the online smutiverse are still recovering from the most recent round of the Ultimate Surrender female wrestling championship and gearing up for the new season of hot girl-on-girl smackdown action. Who cares about what's happening in the NFL anyway? (blueblood.net; more @ UltimateSurrender.com)

Public Disgrace Is No Ordinary Naked Walk In The Park

Jonnobot — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:35:59 EDT

There are those for whom any sort of public nudity is a turn on, whether or not there happens to be anyone else around to witness it. Then there are those who don't get their kicks from seeing a naked pair of breasts in the great outdoors unless there are other people sharing the view at the same time. And then there are those who ... well, we'll just let the press release for Kink.com's about-to-be-launched Public Disgrace describe what it's all about and the kind of audience it hopes to attract:

Helmed by WiredPussy.com director Princess Donna, PublicDisgrace.com features the veteran domme displaying bound and submissive women in public and presenting them to be viewed, felt, fondled and even fucked not only by male performers but by passing strangers.

"The site explores the shame and humiliation a girl feels when she is tied up, exposed and fucked in a public setting," said Donna. "It’ll appeal to both the voyeur and the exhibitionist. It’s totally hot, totally real, and unbelievably fun to shoot."

Just in case you don't believe what Princess Donna has to say about her new venture (but why wouldn't you?), the good people at Kink were kind enough to share an exclusive sneak peek of their new venture, which you'll find below. And you thought Foxy Jacky had problems?

PublicDisgrace.com goes live October 1.

• Public Disgrace (publicdisgrace.com)

Guys, you might think it would be easy to ...

Jonnobot — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:50:13 EDT

Guys, you might think it would be easy to tell the difference between a real vagina and a fake one if you were blindfolded—but then, you're not the dude who's subject to this side-by-side comparison, and you probably don't have to contend with Brandi Belle and her friends administering the test. So give this guy a break, OK? These things can be distracting enough as it is. (preview @ brandibelle.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

Taking a dip in the pool is a great way to ...

Jonnobot — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:20:57 EDT

Taking a dip in the pool is a great way to cool off on a hot summer day—that is, unless Melissa Midwest is in it giving someone an underwater blowjob, in which case keeping cool would be besides the point. Of course in that case we guess you could always find another pool to cool off in. But why would you want to? (via yourdirtymind.com)

The People Of Bartlett Grove Vs. Foxy Jacky

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:05:17 EDT

Poor Foxy Jacky: all she wanted to do was make a hot little video of her getting naughty at a public playground. Unfortunately, some people in the Memphis suburb of Bartlett Grove aren't too keen on public nudity, though they are keen on tracking down Jacky and making her pay for what she's done, as the local news makes abundantly clear. Check out Jacky's video and some Memphis news coverage after the jump.

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· "X-rated video shot in Bartlett park" (wmctv.com)
· Foxy Jacky (foxyjacky.com)

Meet Cherri Cola: Your Hula Hooping, Fire Spinning Girl Du Jour

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:05:22 EDT

The delightful Cherri Cola may not have launched her membership site yet, but that hasn't stopped us from developing a full-blown crush on her already. And lest you think we give up the coveted Fleshbot Crush Object™ status to just any girl with a pretty face and/or a hot ass, allow us to disabuse you of that notion. It's not just Cherri's fine looks that won us over: there's also the fact that she's a dancer/porn star/pole dance instructor who hula hoops and plays with fire in her spare time. What can we say? We like girls who know how to keep busy!

· Miss Cherri Cola (misscherricola.com)
· Free galleries here and here (babysinead.com)

Evan Seinfeld, Rock Star Pimp

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:35:00 EDT

While he's certainly not the only rock star turned pornstar (Hi, Gene!), and we wouldn't really consider him the first celebrity pornstar (aren't all pornstars celebrities?), but we're still excited about the debut of Evan Seinfeld, a.k.a. Spyder Jonze, a.k.a. Mr. Tera Patrick's porn site, Rock Star Pimp. For one thing, it's just cool to see someone cross from mainstream celebrity into porn celebrity rather than the other way around. For another, the site features hardcore scenes with likes of Rebecca Linares, Teagan Presley, and (obviously) Tera Patrick. Oh, and we guess Evan is probably in there, too!

· Rock Star Pimp (rockstarpimp.com, via Naked City)

It seems we're not the only ones who think ...

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:00:53 EDT

It seems we're not the only ones who think that $7 million porn site Zivity is a big old snooze—even the DC alt weekly Washington City Paper was bored by it. Want to make your own judgment call? While you're waiting for your beta invite, check out this preview slideshow at the Village Voice. Let us know if you stay awake through the whole thing. (washingtoncitypaper.com + villagevoice.com)

Mr. Skin: Blogging For Dollars

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:39:06 EDT

There's no bigger name in the "watching horrible movies just to find three seconds of celebrity nudity" business than Mr. Skin. They've been at it so long that in the bizarro world of online properties they could be considered Old Media. But would an Old Media company start a blog? Take that Web 2.0! True to their nature, it's mostly celebrity news and gossip—but it's also helpfully annotated with free pictures and videos from their archives of whatever famous female they happen to be talking about that day. Sure, it's basically just a marketing strategy to sell memberships to their site, but we all have to eat. Even free boobies are never really free.

· Mr. Skin Daily (mrskin.com)

So there you are walking through the park ...

Jonnobot — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:50:41 EDT

So there you are walking through the park on your way back from the dentist when all of a sudden the magical blowjob fairy pops out from behind a bush, pulls out her massive boobs, and asks you if you'd like to get sucked off. We totally wouldn't believe something like this could ever happen—but there's no disputing the video evidence, is there? Sometimes, dreams really do come true! (yourdirtymind.com; more @ wifeysworld.com)

Dirty DVD rental and video-on-demand service ...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:15:24 EDT

Dirty DVD rental and video-on-demand service WantedList has joined the parade of Apple fanfolk with a new iPhone compatible mobile site. Which is great and all, though they should know that people who don't own iPhones might want to watch porn in the airport bathroom while waiting for their connecting flight too. Would it be so terrible to think about them once in awhile? (m.wantedlist.com)

iRoticNet.com is an on-demand paysite designed ...

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:45:00 EDT

iRoticNet.com is an on-demand paysite designed only for—you guessed it—iPhones. If you only get turned on by porn that is 3 inches wide and has to be shared with everyone else on your subway car, then we suppose you're getting a pretty good deal. (iroticnet.com + Gizmodo)

PornEskimo Warms You In An Igloo Of Smut

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:15:14 EDT

We've been spending a lot of our, uh ... "downtime" recently at a plucky little site called PornEskimo. We're not sure what a Porn Eskimo is, or how to distinguish one from a regular Eskimo, but the web version is basically a supercharged porn portal, with links to TGP galleries, preview videos, paysites, and other assorted dirty goodies. Pretty standard stuff, actually, but this one is remarkably well-organized by category, genre, and best of all—by girl. Type in pretty much any pornstar whose name you can remember—past or present—and you'll get a handy list of websites, pictures and videos to satisfy your craving. Like for one completely random example, Rebecca Love in "The Tits That Saved XXXMas." (They sure did!) The clips may sometimes be a little short and probably a little dated, but bounce around the site for awhile and you'll quickly wonder where the rest of your day went.

· PornEskimo + Eskimo Tube (porneskimo.com)

Behold The "Ashley Dupre Sex Tape" (Again)

Richard X. — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:20:36 EDT

We're not sure that the woman featured on TrashleyDupre.com is really Ashley Dupre ("Superhooker!")—and even if it is, we're even less sure that she made the site's "unbelievable" video explicitly for former governor Elliot Spitzer. (After all, it wouldn't be the first time we were taken for a ride on the fake train.) All we can say for sure about whoever's in the video is that (a) she's a hot brunette, and (b) the site is telling us the truth when they say we can watch her "tickle her pink taco". And really, isn't that all that matters?

• TrashleyDupre.com (preview and "membership access" info @ trashleydupre.com - or just wait for it to show up on the video sharing sites momentarily)

Previously: DVD Review: "Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story"

"Give Me Pink 4" Gives You More Pink (What Else Did You Expect?)

DCypher — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:30:25 EDT

Some of you might think that hot hardcore porn is all about guy on girl or guy on girl on guy or girl on girl or some other combination of guys and girls, but always involving multiple partners. Not so! In fact, sometimes there's nothing hotter than what a girl can get up to all by herself, as evidenced by the latest installment of Cruel Media's "Give Me Pink" all-solo girl DVD series.

The content on the "Give Me Pink" DVDs is culled from the website of the same name, and we don't envy the good people at Cruel Media for what must have been a difficult task in assembling their newest compilation: it can't be easy sifting through all that foootage of insanely beautiful women squirting and fisting themselves to bring us the proverbial crème de la crème. The very prospect is enough to make even the strongest-willed of men weak in the knees.

Maybe that’s why they chose a woman to do it: Directrix Clara G serves up a hot dish of hot chicks working over their hot selves with hot pink jelly dildos. The release features 7 solo scenes running over 3 hours starring Tanya James (with whom we are smitten), Alexis Love, Angie Savage, Sonya, Peaches, Eve Angel, and Zuzana Z (no relation to Zorro). Each one starts out her scene with fingers and gradually moves on to several different types (and sizes) of toys, and the sheer variety of positions and insertions is enough to elevate the title considerably above and beyond its virtually nonexistent competition. (Oh, and did we mention we're smitten with Tanya James? Just checking.)

• "Give Me Pink 4" (DVD info + previews @ julesjordanvideo.com)
• Give Me Pink (givemepink.com)

Celebrating Almost A Decade Of EroticBPM

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:15:25 EDT

It's hard to believe that alt site EroticBPM is nine years old. In fact, just thinking about it makes us feel pretty ancient. But at least this gallery of hot alt girls is there to make us feel all young and spry again. (blueblood.net)

Vagine On A Dime: HGTV Host Lee Snijder Alts It Up

Gram Ponante — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:00:00 EDT

It used to be that basic cable was a solid gig, but former Home & Garden TV "Design On A Dime" host Lee Snijder wasn't so lucky, and now he and girlfriend Jett Angel have turned to documenting items common to Fleshbot West's household: Goth Girls. Might-as-well-be-porn site TMZ reported that Snijders started Goth Rock Girls, an unsurprising (but no less appealing, what with Fleshbot Crush Object^TM Scarlett Pain moping therein) inky and pierce-y website. But no "cable" jokes, please: this is an all-girl affair.

· Goth Rock Girls (gothrockgirls.com)