celebrity
While he's certainly not the only rock star turned pornstar (Hi, Gene!), and we wouldn't really consider him the first celebrity pornstar (aren't all pornstars celebrities?), but we're still excited about the debut of Evan Seinfeld, a.k.a. Spyder Jonze, a.k.a. Mr. Tera Patrick's porn site, Rock Star Pimp. For one thing, it's just cool to see someone cross from mainstream celebrity into porn celebrity rather than the other way around. For another, the site features hardcore scenes with likes of Rebecca Linares, Teagan Presley, and (obviously) Tera Patrick. Oh, and we guess Evan is probably in there, too!
· Rock Star Pimp (rockstarpimp.com, via Naked City)
It seems we're not the only ones who think that $7 million porn site Zivity is a
big old snooze—even the DC alt weekly Washington City Paper
was bored by it. Want to make your own judgment call? While you're waiting for your beta invite, check out
this preview slideshow at the Village Voice. Let us know if you stay awake through the whole thing. (washingtoncitypaper.com + villagevoice.com)
celebrity
There's no bigger name in the "watching horrible movies just to find three seconds of celebrity nudity" business than Mr. Skin. They've been at it so long that in the bizarro world of online properties they could be considered Old Media. But would an Old Media company start a blog? Take that Web 2.0! True to their nature, it's mostly celebrity news and gossip—but it's also helpfully annotated with free pictures and videos from their archives of whatever famous female they happen to be talking about that day. Sure, it's basically just a marketing strategy to sell memberships to their site, but we all have to eat. Even free boobies are never really free.
· Mr. Skin Daily (mrskin.com)
hardcore
Our powers of clairvoyance aren't what they were on our home planet, but we're still pretty sure that we're going to be treated to a heck of a lot more double anal action in gay porn movies starting very, very soon. (After all, we've been seeing double penetrations in straight porn for years now—and have always thought it looked kinda gay—so what's taken the gays so long to catch up?) Submitted for evidence is the fact that we stumbled across two such scenes in near succession over the weekend, which totally makes it a trend. At least we hope it is. (Oh, and did we mention one of those asses is Roman Heart's? Yeah, happy Monday.)
• "Roman Heart Takes A Holiday, And Two Penises At Once" (gaypornblog.com)
• Marcelo, Regis and Yuri at LatinJocks.com" (queerclick.com)
So there you are walking through the park on your way back from the dentist when all of a sudden the
magical blowjob fairy pops out from behind a bush, pulls out her massive boobs, and asks you if you'd like to get sucked off. We totally wouldn't believe something like this could ever happen—but there's no disputing the video evidence, is there? Sometimes, dreams really
do come true! (yourdirtymind.com; more @
wifeysworld.com)
RC Ryan (Finally) Gets It In The End
Intrigued by the thought of nailing a straight guy, but put off by the expense of hustler fees, Oxycontin, and industrial-gauge rope? Well look no further, because Cockyboys has done all the hard work for you! Erstwhile heterosexualist porn icon
RC Ryan has finally taken the plunge—or rather, has been plunged by the ever dreamy
Jason Hawke. Indulge your schadenfreude via
this preview gallery, and don't miss Cockyboy's own press release-worthy recap of the experience
on Jason's blog.(cockysex.com + jasonhawkexxx.com)
Dirty DVD rental and video-on-demand service WantedList has joined the parade of
Apple fanfolk with a
new iPhone compatible mobile site. Which is great and all, though they should know that people who
don't own iPhones might want to watch porn in the airport bathroom while waiting for their connecting flight too. Would it be so terrible to think about them once in awhile? (m.wantedlist.com)
kink
While we've had many opportunities on the hetero side of Fleshbot to talk about the high quality smut produced by the good folks at Kink.com, there hasn't been much so far to interest non-boob-loving audiences. That will change later this week, though, when the historic architecture-rehabilitating kink megasite launches its brand spanking new venture Bound Gods, which will feature the likes of Rod Barry, Chad Hunt, and Tober Brandt getting up to some seriously hot and heavy action involving ropes, belts, chains, stocks, and shiny metal dildos.
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Reese Rideout Rides Again
Remember a couple of weeks ago when we posted
that cheeky Wii Fit video and wondered whether "Nicholas Ryan" had abandoned his boy-snogging "
Reese Rideout" days in favor of something a little more wife-and-kidsy? Not to fear, because the latest update at
Randy Blue features the esteem'd Mr. Rideout nailing hot little Dustin's ass. Hell, if virtual hula hooping gives him moves like that, we're more than happy to overlook his multiple personality disorder (and questionable acting skills). Click thumbnail for preview.
spotted
Good morning,
Christian Sharp! You've gotten to the office
awfully early today. Anxious to make a good impression? You're doing just fine—when you first walked in, we thought you looked a little groggy and scruffy, but now we can plainly see that you're raring to go. Since no one else is here yet, maybe you'd like a tour? Step into the Fleshbot Central supply closet and we'll show you our etchings ... (randyblue.com; more @
QueerClick)
pornstars
We have some sad news for you, folks, so we hope you're sitting down: word has come over the Fleshbot news ticker that
Collin O'Neal is retiring from porn—at least from the performing end of things, that is. You'll be happy to know that the sexy, Lebanese, eternally mini-mohawked Collin will still be churning out hot gay smut at his website; the only difference is that none of his models will have the pleasure of being nailed by him. (On camera, anyway.)
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pornstars
We've been spending a lot of our, uh ... "downtime" recently at a plucky little site called PornEskimo. We're not sure what a Porn Eskimo is, or how to distinguish one from a regular Eskimo, but the web version is basically a supercharged porn portal, with links to TGP galleries, preview videos, paysites, and other assorted dirty goodies. Pretty standard stuff, actually, but this one is remarkably well-organized by category, genre, and best of all—by girl. Type in pretty much any pornstar whose name you can remember—past or present—and you'll get a handy list of websites, pictures and videos to satisfy your craving. Like for one completely random example, Rebecca Love in "The Tits That Saved XXXMas." (They sure did!) The clips may sometimes be a little short and probably a little dated, but bounce around the site for awhile and you'll quickly wonder where the rest of your day went.
· PornEskimo + Eskimo Tube (porneskimo.com)
hype
We're not sure that the woman featured on TrashleyDupre.com is really Ashley Dupre ("Superhooker!")—and even if it is, we're even less sure that she made the site's "unbelievable" video explicitly for former governor Elliot Spitzer. (After all, it wouldn't be the first time we were taken for a ride on the fake train.) All we can say for sure about whoever's in the video is that (a) she's a hot brunette, and (b) the site is telling us the truth when they say we can watch her "tickle her pink taco". And really, isn't that all that matters?
• TrashleyDupre.com (preview and "membership access" info @ trashleydupre.com - or just wait for it to show up on the video sharing sites momentarily)
Previously: DVD Review: "Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story"
hardcore
Some of you might think that hot hardcore porn is all about guy on girl or guy on girl on guy or girl on girl or some other combination of guys and girls, but always involving multiple partners. Not so! In fact, sometimes there's nothing hotter than what a girl can get up to all by herself, as evidenced by the latest installment of Cruel Media's "
Give Me Pink" all-solo girl DVD series.
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It's been a while (for us) since we last checked in on
Sean Cody's newest discoveries, so we apologize in advance if he's already old news to you—but we couldn't let
the adorable Fuller here pass without comment, especially since there's something about him that sets him apart from the rest of his SC stablemates. Is it those vaguely exotic looks that hint at an intriguing genetic salad? The fact that he's a bit more tattooed that most Sean Cody models? That someone somewhere decided that "Fuller" would be an appropriate
nom de guerre for him? Or is it simply that delightfully hairy crack? Whatever it is, we're hoping to see more of him in action soon. Heck, we might even start checking the site even more regularly to see if he shows up! (queerclick.com; more @
seancody.com)
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