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more about #pasties more comments → budbrad: I yearn for a world where women getting shot is not considered 'comical'. more » jp182: its actually more watchable in the theatrical version; there's something weird/wrong with this video. Anyway, that whole strip club scene is comical ... more » Writestuff: that was just painful to watch. more » budbrad: wtf? more » BurtonFergasun: Where can I find more pics of her? more » DCypher: white skin...check! red hair...check! sexy body...check! it's official! i'm hooked. girls like this are straight crack rock to me! wow i'm a redophile... more » CarlinImbicile: As a fellow red head, I love it. more » auryn: those undergarments: i can has? more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Heart. Spark. Nipple-shield. more » ErmannoEliphino: Is this the same girl? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foisGT7j6i0&feature=channel more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Still cracks me up that I can buy a pot-pie style entree referred to as a pasty. & honestly, while I like the teat, I havn't eaten much today, so ... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I come from a town so small, even the hooker wore a helmet. /recycled MAD Magazine joke, first appeared '93 (if I recall correctly) more » -
#celebrity
Pink Tries A New, Boobilicous Look
Pink seems to have learned a lesson from her history of wardrobe malfunctions—though what, exactly, that lesson is, we're not exactly sure. Did her VMA boob slip teach her that breasts will find a way? More » -
#celebrityskin
Amy Smart Strips Down For Some Extra "High Voltage"
If the promise of a speedy Jason Statham wasn't enough to persuade you to see "Crank: High Voltage," perhaps you'll be more inspired by what Amy Smart brings to the table. More » -
#babes
DJ Sexi Lexi Lives Up To Her Name
With a name like Sexi Lexi, a girl has a lot of pressure to, well, be extremely sexy during any and all public appearances. Fortunately, DJ Sexi Lexi seems more than up to the task. More » -
#blogs
NYC Burlesque Pasties Will Get Your Tassels Twirling
The NYC Burlesque Pastie blog has got all kinds: big ones, little ones, round ones, flat ones, sparkly ones—oh, and they've got pictures of pasties, too! More » -
#fashion
Fleshbot Fashion Police: If The Pastie Fits ...
We know what you're thinking: "Oh puh-leez, Fleshbot Fashion Police, you're just featuring pasties in this post because you want to show pictures of boobies." Actually ... well, actually we have no clever retort to that, because it's pretty much true. But our fixation with boobs aside, pastie making is a serious art! Well, not that serious, but still it requires enough skill and creativity that there are people out there who make pastie making their speciality—and it's those people we are taking a closer look at in today's Fleshbot Fashion Police feature. And yes, we will be looking closely at the boobs that those pasties are ostensibly covering up too. Happy now? - Audacia Ray
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