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Burning Angels Strip For Pain: We'd Rather Be In Philadelphia Too

Our old pal Igor at Driven By Boredom went to Philadelphia this weekend to celebrate wank bank HotMovies.com adding the 100,000th title to their inventory ... and all we got was a bunch of pictures of topless Burning Angel girls abusing the unfortunate but willing contestants in their "Strip For Pain" contest. Hey, at least it's better than a lousy t-shirt. (drivenbyboredom.com)

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Apparently, everyone who showed up at last week's release party for the new Burning Angel book was either a DJ or a porn star. Too bad you weren't there too—sounds like the crowd could have used a little diversity. (photos by Igor @ drivenbyboredom.com)

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Kimberly Kane's "Morphine" Party: White Trash And Black Eyes Add Up To Altporn Paradise

Fleshbot Crush Object turned director extraordinaire (though she's still remained a crush object) Kimberly Kane and altporn majordomo Eon McKai threw a party this week at South Hollywood's Beauty Bar for the release of Kane's latest grungy orgy of opulent dissidence for Vivid Alt, "Morphine". The festivities included an onsite makeup artist who dispensed colorfully bloody black eyes to guests who later participated in the first ever (that we know of) Black Eye Beauty Pageant, gloriously emceed by Kane who declared it a testament to how delightfully white trash her new release is. Seriously, how can you not love this girl? More »

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Hey, Kanye West—you've just performed a sold out show in front of screaming thousands at Madison Square Garden! What are you gonna do now? "I'm going to play a set at a private party at a restaurant on the East Side surrounded by naked astronaut babes!" (Yeah, we figured Disneyworld was a little far to travel, not to mention the fact that it's been done already.) (brooklynvegan.com; photos via punkphoto.com)

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Celebrating Five Years Of Rated X Panty Parties (And Naked Hipsters)

The kids, they grow up so fast these days: it seems like just yesterday that we were attending our very first Rated X Panty Party and watching gaggles of barely legal naked hipsters and assorted celebutantes and hot tranny messes scamper toplessly (and sometimes bottomlessly!) around Don Hill's and various downtown bars. And now here they all are five years later, all grown up and ... uh, still running around Don Hill's without their clothes on and doing all sorts of things they'd never be seen doing in the light of day. (It's OK though; we haven't grown up much in the last five years either.) More »

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Burning Angel celebrated its sixth anniversary this weekend with a kickass party at NYC's Rififi that you didn't go to, which we would totally gloat about if it weren't for the fact that we weren't there either. So let's just all console ourselves by drooling over Igor's pictures from Friday night together, shall we? (gallery @ drivenbyboredom.com)

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Good Kitties: GwenMedia's Bondage Ball

Online fetish showcase GwenMedia recently hosted their first Bondage Ball in Hollywood at the Henry Ford Theater (which somehow seems to have become the only place in Los Angeles worth holding a fetish event in these days). Seen among the colorful crowd of freaks, geeks, divas, drag queens, acrobats, and assorted revelers grooving to techno and industrial thrash were such luminaries as Digital Playground contract star Stoya, director Jack The Zipper, and Joel Tucker of Stockroom.com ... and Isabella Sinclaire and Gwen Media performer Jewell Marceau performed an interpretive number which involved rolling around on stage dressed as latex clad kittens while licking themselves and pouring heavy cream all over each other. But don't just take our word for it ... we took pictures, which you'll find after the jump.
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The Revolution Will Be Capitalized: "The Doll Underground" Release Party

Plucky emo upstart-turned-media magnate Eon McKai regaled a small but dedicated gathering of erotic counterculture types and fellow oligarchs on a chilly spring evening in opulent Highland Park last night at a party celebrating the release of his foray into post-Marxist pornography, "The Doll Underground". You could have been there too, but you probably weren't; see what you missed after the jump. More »

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Sticky Business At The West Coast Fetish Ball

This weekend saw over a thousand some odd people (ok, mostly odd — but in the good way) gather at Hollywood's Henry Fonda Theatre for the First Annual West Coast Fetish Ball, sponsored by Syren Latex and JT's Stockroom. Rumor (not to mention the press release for the event) has it that lines of latex- and leather-clad revelers waited outside the venue in the cold for admission to the event, and were then rewarded for their stamina with live exhibits and performances involving bondage pros and sex educators and some showstopping shibari demos from fetish superstars Midori and Kumi. Check out what you missed after the jump. More »

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Driven By Boredom Had A Hotter New Year's Eve Than You Did

OK, so we don't know exactly what you were doing on New Year's Eve this year. But if your evening was anything like ours, it probably didn't involve a whirlwind of naked boobs and hot Burning Angel girls going down on each other. Good thing our pal Igor's at Driven By Boredom did, and that he decided to share his dozens of hot pics with all of us who weren't lucky enough to be there. Fuck Times Square—when it comes to ringing in the new year in style, we want to be wherever he was. More »

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Had you attended the charity food drive release party for "Role Modeling" this weekend, you too might have had the chance to stick your finger inside Dana DeArmond's mouth. (Hey, it's not like we didn't tell you it was happening.) (photos by Jeff Koga @ LAist.com; more photos @ 476ad.com)

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While everyone was running around being a sexy whatever on Wednesday night, Kimberly Kane was busy being sexy, period, at the premiere party for her new movie "Triple Ecstacy". (We guess you could say she showed up as a "sexy director", but since she's been doing a lot of that sort of thing lately we don't think it counts as a costume.) (laist.com; more @ Flickr + 476ad.com)

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The indomitable Mary Carey doesn't seem to have done much by way of making new porn movies lately, but at least she's still looking like a porn star, which is like 99% of the battle or something. (hollywoodtuna.com)

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They might seem a little extreme for some of you, but as far as we're concerned Burning Angel gals Dusty and Jessie Lee here look just like the girls next door. Yes, we happen to live in a neighborhood where our next door neighbors do things like make out in bathroom stalls and shove each others' heads in the toilet. Wanna make something of it? (photos by Igor @ drivenbyboredom.com)

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Good Vibes Amateur Erotic Film Fest: It's A Wrap

It seems like every city worth its weight in smut has its own erotic film fest these days, and as your humble porn zombie blog slaves, we know it's our duty to cop a feel of each event and report back on how the body count rates. Fortunately, we haven't been let down yet, and the 2007 Good Vibes Amateur Erotic Film Competition in San Francisco last week was no exception. Hot amateur porn, lickable fetish and kink models, and a tassel-twirling burlesque intermission sweetened the pot. Find a review, some hot links, and plenty of photos and video after the jump. More »

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Fleshbot Party Crash: Again With The Naked Panty Parties

One reason why we like those adorable scamps at Box Magazine so much is because they know how to throw a party: instead of hosting a boring publishing industry bash full of cheap champagne and ennui like so many of the other ones we get invited to, they teamed up this weekend with the folks at NYC's Rififi and the gals of Burning Angel to celebrate the launch of their latest issue for yet another Rated X Panty Party. (You'd think we'd be getting tired of the same theme by now, but guess what? We haven't.) More »

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Eros Zine serves up the skinny on fall fetish events in Montreal and Toronto in their latest issue. Hey, our Canadian friends have to do something to keep warm once the temperatures start to drop—it's gonna be a long winter. (eros-zine.com)

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Joanna Angel Week continues with this brand new gallery by boy wonder photographer Igor @ Driven By Boredom ... along with this gallery featuring various NYC hipsters in various states of undress. Because really, one cannot live on Joanna Angel alone. Believe us, we've tried. (galleries @ drivenbyboredom.com)

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Amsterdam Clinic Weekend 2007

From drizzly, sexy Scotland we turn our attention to drizzly, sexy Amsterdam, where hundreds of latex- and rubber-clad revelers convened last week to discuss the urgencies of public health care reform at fetishwear emporium Absolute Danny's Clinic Weekend and fetish party. OK, so public health care reform wasn't really the focus of this particular brand of Clinic ... but we're pretty sure we spotted some sexy bondage nurses in globe trotting photographer Michael Diamond's exhaustive coverage of the event, along with dildo-wielding mistresses, live masturbation shows, erotic self-mutilation performances (don;t worry, the blood was fake), milk-lapping babes in rubber kittysuits, and more sexy Japanese schoolgirl uniforms than you can shake your flogger at. More »

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