Fleshbot: parties

You Wish You Could Party As Hard As These Girls

auryn — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 13:15:00 EDT

Photo by Driven By Boredom (drivenbyboredom.com)

Burning Angel's Boob Filled Birthday

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Certain editrixes of Fleshbot may have been out of town and unable to attend Burning Angel's 7th birthday party—but at least our trusty friend Igor brought his camera along to document the very sexy action.

What we missed: girls deepthroating dildos, simulated oral sex, lots of tattooed nudity, the lovely Ellen Stagg, and, of course, boobs, boobs, boobs.

Damn, Joanna better throw an 8th birthday party, too. (Or maybe even a 7.5 birthday party?)

· Trash - 4.17.09 (drivenbyboredom.com)

Speaking Of The Type Of Parties You Wish You Were Going To

auryn — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:00:01 EDT

Now there's nothing wrong with sitting home and looking at porn. In fact, we endorse it! (Obviously.) But what if you could also go out and check out pornstars in real life?

We just want you to have as good a time as some of us get to, so here are two parties open to the public where you can celebrate the awesomeness of porn and hang out with your favorite pornstars.

The first is happening in Miami for an entire weekend in May. It's going to be huge. So huge, in fact, that our Supreme Commandress Stoya will be among the attendees. Go to Exxxotica Miami for more enticing details. Hey, you really need a vacation, right?

Then for all of you living and/or stuck in and/or traveling to New York City at the end of April, Vivid Entertainment is celebrating its 25th(!!) anniversary, hosted by Superstar Savannah Samson. The party will take place at Duvet, the upscale nightclub located at 45 West 21st Street. The party starts at 11pm. Don't stay home!

BurningAngel Turns 7, Has Party, You're Invited

auryn — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:00:00 EDT

It's not hard to believe BurningAngel has been around for so long, considering how awesome Joanna is, and all the innovative projects they've done. But who'd have thought you'd be invited to their birthday party?

The party is this Friday, the 17th, and it starts at 10pm. It's at the Studio in Webster Hall (which is the downstairs door) located on 125 E. 11th Street at 3rd Avenue in New York City. And it's 19+, which means you younguns can get in, but more importantly, it means that there will be a slew of hot teenage girls for you to eye while you're waiting for your glimpse of the goddess herself, Joanna.

· You can RSVP for the event on facebook. BURNINGANGEL 7th ANNIVERSARY BASH!!! (facebook.com)

· More info at Burning Angel. (burningangel.com)

· Image courtesy of XOXO Joanna Angel (xoxojoannaangel.com)

Unlikely Alliances: Joanna Angel Makes Out With Zui Suicide

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Burning Angel and SuicideGirls aren't exactly the Crips and Bloods of altporn—but they're pretty close. So hearing that Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel made out with a Suicide Girl has turned our world upside down.

It seems that the make out in question happened back in January, during Burning Angel's AVN party at the Las Vegas Beauty Bar (and, at least for a moment, involved an unidentified—but very topless—third girl). We're a bit shocked that we didn't hear of this momentous make out sooner—but hey, at least Joanna took picture of it!

· Zui + JA = <3
· Zui Suicide (suicidegirls.com)

Just Say No, Kids

auryn — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 11:30:01 EST

While some believe taking ecstasy and going to rave parties is an awesome way to get laid, science has proven otherwise.

Science has proven what your mothers have been telling you all along: Drugs Are Bad. Researchers at the University of Bari, in Italy, completed a study showing that MDMA impaired rats' ability to copulate, though loud music stimulated the rats to get it on. Despite the stimulating effect of the bumping techno, the deleterious effect that the drug had on the rats' boners made them less sexually efficient than if they had, say, stayed home and watched tv and done it on the couch.

Here is where we come to the moral of the story. The bass from those big speakers might feel really fucking good, but if you plan on banging some nubile glowstick-toting chick in neon, you'd best leave the happy pills out of the equation.

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Image courtesy of spookycash. (spookycash.com)

TheNetGirls: Yet Another Way To Lose All Your Money In Vegas

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:15:11 EDT

The only industry that gets less respect than porn these days is the mortgage industry, which is probably why one mortgage broker gave up the foreclosure game in order to sell a different kind of American Dream. Like a well-financed subprime loan, TheNetGirls offers the promise of a weekend in Vegas with 50 hot internet girls along with food, drinks, and cash prizes ... but will more than likely leave you broke, alone, and wondering how you ever got talked into such a scheme. It actually sounds a lot like a trip to the AVN Expo, but with cheaper food and less angst and despair!

· "Mortgage Lender Shutters Business, Launches Adult Website" (xbiz.com)
· The Net Girls (thenetgirls.com)

In a sign that the economy is really doing...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:20:06 EDT

In a sign that the economy is really doing that bad (yes, that bad), Hugh Hefner has made a drastic budget cut: he's decided to stop throwing his famed Playboy Mansion parties. It's truly the end of an era, but at least we have the pictures to remember it by. (coedmagazine.com)

In a more perfect world—or at least...

Jonnobot — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:25:58 EDT

In a more perfect world—or at least one more populated by people who like to throw on a feather boa or cheesy fur-trimmed pimp hat and pretend they're a stripper and/or hustler—every weekend would feature a Strippers and Hustlers Ball somewhere. But for the time being we'll all just have to settle for the one being held in Las Vegas this coming Labor Day. Feather boas and cheesy fur-trimmed pimp hats optional, but highly encouraged. (xbiz.com; more @ strippersandhustlersball.com)

Strippers And Expos And Jenna ... Oh My!

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:50:18 EDT

Are you easily bored? Do you crave adventure, intrigue and dangerous excitement? Well, you probably won't find any of those things on the Fleshbot Calendar this weekend, but you probably can find some naked strippers or a pornstar or two. Or maybe just some fellow ~~pervs~~ business associates to talk shop with. Or you can always start planning ahead for the hot summer months to come. You can't live solely on online "entertainment," can you? (OK, maybe you can.) Remember, if there's an event you'd like to see featured, send the info to calendar [at] fleshbot [dot] com.

If you don't have any plans for the weekend...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:25:50 EDT

If you don't have any plans for the weekend yet, you might want to consider partying with Jenna Jameson: after all, what could be more fun than heading down to Florida, putting on some lingerie, drinking champagne, and hanging out with the world's most famous porn star? (Okay, we can think of a few things, but we'll take what we can get.) (nationalledger.com)

Introducing The Fleshbot Calendar: These Are The Days Of Our Smut

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:10:08 EDT

Although Team Fleshbot is a multi-headed Hydra of porn blogging fury, we cannot be in all places at all times. And due to certain contractual obligations we're only allowed out of the house once a day for fifteen monutes. But that doesn't mean you have to be stuck on the couch too, waiting for us to deliver your filth—you can go outside and find it yourself! The world is filled with parties, autograph signings, movie openings, parties, meet and greets, parties and many other sex and porn related events, and although we can't cover all of them we still want you to know when they're happening. Which is why we came up with something we're going to call the Fleshbot Calendar. Catchy, right?

OK, so it might look a little sparse at the moment (we do want to cover more than what's happening on the coasts, you know), but that's were you come in: If you have a sexy porn event—or a porny sex event—that you'd us to include, drop us a note at calendar (AT) fleshbot (DOT) com and our magical computer gerbils will add it to the list. Maybe someday they'll even get aorund to making it a pin-up version ... but then no one would look at the dates, would they?

· Fleshbot Calendar (google.com)

It looks like our gal Baby Sinead isn't...

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:10:24 EDT

It looks like our gal Baby Sinead isn't exactly a baby anymore... she's apparently matured enough to start doing boy/girl sex scenes now! To celebrate this landmark occasion, she's having a party tonight. If you're in New York City, stop by and congratulate her: she'll be at Home Sweet Home, at 131 Chrystie Street, from 10:30pm until the next morning. They grow up so fast these days, don't they? (burningangel.com)

We're still recovering from all our back-to-back...

Jonnobot — Tue, 20 May 2008 12:40:25 EDT

We're still recovering from all our back-to-back repeated viewings of Kimberly Kane's new Vivid Alt joint "Morphine" (yes, it's that good) before we get our review together ... but in the meantime, she'll be on hand at LA's Beauty Bar tonight for the official launch party if you want to drop by and say hello for us. Oh, and make sure you tell her we're already waiting for the sequel too. (xbiz.com; see trailer + invite @ vividalt.com)

How Brooklyn Became The Naughtiest Place In "Naughty America"

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:00:00 EDT

When we tell friends that we've been invited to a "porn party," they usually think that we're headed to some wild and crazy freakfest where everyone gets naked, drunk, and very hands on with a gaggle of sexy pornstars. Then we have to crush their spirits by explaining that porn parties are usually dull, fully-clothed affairs with expensive drinks and a guy-to-girl ratio roughly equal to a frat house on a Tuesday night. Until we found ourselves at the classy and staid 507 Bar and Grill in Brooklyn on Saturday night, just as it was being taken over by Naughty America and five of its more, uh ... rambunctious female stars. Let's just say that it wasn't your typical porn party ... and that Ava Devine is a bit of a troublemaker.

· The Naughty American Liveblog (party coverage @ thenaughtyamerican.com)
· Naughty America (naughtyamerica.com)
· Video by Nick McGlynn (randomnightout.tumblr.com)

Graffiti On Girls Invades NYC

Jonnobot — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:45:15 EDT

Finding a graffiti-covered anything in post-Giuliani New York City is usually pretty difficult ... unless you're looking for a sexy graffiti-covered naked model, in which case all you have to do is pony up fifteen bucks (plus extra for your own set of Sharpies) and make your way out to Queens for Shriiimp's latest Graffiti On Girls party this Friday night. Say what you will about the scourge on our nation's urban landscapes as a result of all those cans of spray paint and permanent markers; somehow, we don't think we're going to hear anyone complaining about any quality of life issues this time around.

· SHR***MP (shriiimp.com, registration required to view galleries - see event info here; via Unscathed Corpse

Previously: Graffiti On Girls

New Yorkers On Top (And Bottom)

Jonnobot — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:56:43 EDT

The New York Post took a walk on the wild side yesterday with a special report on these super-kinky fetish types who, like, dress up in all sorts of freaky outfits and do all sorts of naughty things to each other with whipes and paddles and stuff! To be fair, actually, reporter Mandy Stadtmiller didn't get anywhere near as leering, winky, and/or righteously outraged with her report as some of the Post's previous coverage of NYC's sexual subcultures have been; she even donned a skintight rubber nurse's outfit (which she looks pretty darn good in) to attend the Cat O' Nine Fetish Gala this weekend to rub, uh, shoulders with such luminaries as Penthouse Pet Krista Ayne and the always enticing Dr. Victoria Zdrok. If only all tabloid coverage of the BDSM scene was as fair and balanced. (And had its reporters wearing skintight rubber nurse outfits. Are you listening, Fox News?) Video after the jump.

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· "WHIP IT! WHIP IT GOOD!: LOCAL 'DOMS' PACK A PUNCH AND A BALL GAG" (NY Post)

Here's wishing a very happy birthday to...

Jonnobot — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:27:36 EST

Here's wishing a very happy birthday to the very lovely Brea Bennet, who turns 21 this week. Don't worry; you can still refer to her as "barely legal" if that's your thing. (Just don't tell her about her suprise party, OK?) (thefloatingworld.com; thumbnail via allgirlsalley.com/1/penthouse)

She's In Parties: Joanna Angel Hosts A Happening

Gram Ponante — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:11:42 EST

Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel unveils her "Not Another Porn Movie" this Friday at Hollywood's version of the Beauty Bar. The write-in candidate for Best Jew at this year's AVN Awards, Angel describes the movie, the first out of the gate for Adam & Eve's fledgling Independent Adult Cinema label, as "silly." Well thank the Lords of Kobol, because if she used the words "explore," "duality," or "thought-provoking," we probably wouldn't go. The event features free porn, a birthday party for porn dreamboat James Deen, and the left coast Burning Angel girls.

· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)
· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)

Previously: Joanna Angel Brings You "Not Another Porn Movie"

Porn Vegas Dispatch: Our Car Is Warm & Dry, Tera Patrick

Gram Ponante — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:17:00 EST

We so like the idea of Tera Patrick as Honorary Mayoress of Las Vegas because she does things like hosts Super Bowl parties in a schoolgirl outfit. Patrick will be on hand at Sin City's sweatiest club, Body English at the Hard Rock, to celebrate the Patriots' victory this Sunday. Joining Patrick will be L.A. band Velvet Revolver. "No matter who wins the big game, we are going to have a blast," said a politic Patrick. Despite what the song says, please stand so close to us, Tera.

· Tera Patrick (terapatrick.com)
· Body English (bodyenglish.com)