You Wish You Could Party As Hard As These Girls

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Burning Angel's Boob Filled Birthday

Certain editrixes of Fleshbot may have been out of town and unable to attend Burning Angel's 7th birthday party—but at least our trusty friend Igor brought his camera along to document the very sexy action. More »

Speaking Of The Type Of Parties You Wish You Were Going To

Now there's nothing wrong with sitting home and looking at porn. In fact, we endorse it! (Obviously.) But what if you could also go out and check out pornstars in real life?
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BurningAngel Turns 7, Has Party, You're Invited

It's not hard to believe BurningAngel has been around for so long, considering how awesome Joanna is, and all the innovative projects they've done. But who'd have thought you'd be invited to their birthday party? More »

Unlikely Alliances: Joanna Angel Makes Out With Zui Suicide

Burning Angel and SuicideGirls aren't exactly the Crips and Bloods of altporn—but they're pretty close. So hearing that Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel made out with a Suicide Girl has turned our world upside down. More »

Just Say No, Kids

While some believe taking ecstasy and going to rave parties is an awesome way to get laid, science has proven otherwise. More »

In a sign that the economy is really doing that bad (yes, that bad), Hugh Hefner has made a drastic budget cut: he's decided to stop throwing his famed Playboy Mansion parties. It's truly the end of an era, but at least we have the pictures to remember it by. (coedmagazine.com)

In a more perfect world—or at least one more populated by people who like to throw on a feather boa or cheesy fur-trimmed pimp hat and pretend they're a stripper and/or hustler—every weekend would feature a Strippers and Hustlers Ball somewhere. But for the time being we'll all just have to settle for the one being held in Las Vegas this coming Labor Day. Feather boas and cheesy fur-trimmed pimp hats optional, but highly encouraged. (xbiz.com; more @ strippersandhustlersball.com)

Strippers And Expos And Jenna ... Oh My!

Are you easily bored? Do you crave adventure, intrigue and dangerous excitement? Well, you probably won't find any of those things on the Fleshbot Calendar this weekend, but you probably can find some naked strippers or a pornstar or two. Or maybe just some fellow pervs business associates to talk shop with. Or you can always start planning ahead for the hot summer months to come. You can't live solely on online "entertainment," can you? (OK, maybe you can.) Remember, if there's an event you'd like to see featured, send the info to calendar [at] fleshbot [dot] com.

If you don't have any plans for the weekend yet, you might want to consider partying with Jenna Jameson: after all, what could be more fun than heading down to Florida, putting on some lingerie, drinking champagne, and hanging out with the world's most famous porn star? (Okay, we can think of a few things, but we'll take what we can get.) (nationalledger.com)

Introducing The Fleshbot Calendar: These Are The Days Of Our Smut

Although Team Fleshbot is a multi-headed Hydra of porn blogging fury, we cannot be in all places at all times. And due to certain contractual obligations we're only allowed out of the house once a day for fifteen monutes. But that doesn't mean you have to be stuck on the couch too, waiting for us to deliver your filth—you can go outside and find it yourself! The world is filled with parties, autograph signings, movie openings, parties, meet and greets, parties and many other sex and porn related events, and although we can't cover all of them we still want you to know when they're happening. Which is why we came up with something we're going to call the Fleshbot Calendar. Catchy, right? More »

It looks like our gal Baby Sinead isn't exactly a baby anymore... she's apparently matured enough to start doing boy/girl sex scenes now! To celebrate this landmark occasion, she's having a party tonight. If you're in New York City, stop by and congratulate her: she'll be at Home Sweet Home, at 131 Chrystie Street, from 10:30pm until the next morning. They grow up so fast these days, don't they? (burningangel.com)

We're still recovering from all our back-to-back repeated viewings of Kimberly Kane's new Vivid Alt joint "Morphine" (yes, it's that good) before we get our review together ... but in the meantime, she'll be on hand at LA's Beauty Bar tonight for the official launch party if you want to drop by and say hello for us. Oh, and make sure you tell her we're already waiting for the sequel too. (xbiz.com; see trailer + invite @ vividalt.com)

How Brooklyn Became The Naughtiest Place In "Naughty America"

When we tell friends that we've been invited to a "porn party," they usually think that we're headed to some wild and crazy freakfest where everyone gets naked, drunk, and very hands on with a gaggle of sexy pornstars. Then we have to crush their spirits by explaining that porn parties are usually dull, fully-clothed affairs with expensive drinks and a guy-to-girl ratio roughly equal to a frat house on a Tuesday night. Until we found ourselves at the classy and staid 507 Bar and Grill in Brooklyn on Saturday night, just as it was being taken over by Naughty America and five of its more, uh ... rambunctious female stars. Let's just say that it wasn't your typical porn party ... and that Ava Devine is a bit of a troublemaker. More »

Graffiti On Girls Invades NYC

Finding a graffiti-covered anything in post-Giuliani New York City is usually pretty difficult ... unless you're looking for a sexy graffiti-covered naked model, in which case all you have to do is pony up fifteen bucks (plus extra for your own set of Sharpies) and make your way out to Queens for Shriiimp's latest Graffiti On Girls party this Friday night. Say what you will about the scourge on our nation's urban landscapes as a result of all those cans of spray paint and permanent markers; somehow, we don't think we're going to hear anyone complaining about any quality of life issues this time around. More »

Here's wishing a very happy birthday to the very lovely Brea Bennet, who turns 21 this week. Don't worry; you can still refer to her as "barely legal" if that's your thing. (Just don't tell her about her suprise party, OK?) (thefloatingworld.com; thumbnail via allgirlsalley.com/1/penthouse)

She's In Parties: Joanna Angel Hosts A Happening

Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel unveils her "Not Another Porn Movie" this Friday at Hollywood's version of the Beauty Bar. The write-in candidate for Best Jew at this year's AVN Awards, Angel describes the movie, the first out of the gate for Adam & Eve's fledgling Independent Adult Cinema label, as "silly." Well thank the Lords of Kobol, because if she used the words "explore," "duality," or "thought-provoking," we probably wouldn't go. The event features free porn, a birthday party for porn dreamboat James Deen, and the left coast Burning Angel girls. More »

Porn Vegas Dispatch: Our Car Is Warm & Dry, Tera Patrick

We so like the idea of Tera Patrick as Honorary Mayoress of Las Vegas because she does things like hosts Super Bowl parties in a schoolgirl outfit. Patrick will be on hand at Sin City's sweatiest club, Body English at the Hard Rock, to celebrate the Patriots' victory this Sunday. Joining Patrick will be L.A. band Velvet Revolver. "No matter who wins the big game, we are going to have a blast," said a politic Patrick. Despite what the song says, please stand so close to us, Tera. More »

News of the World can barely contain themselves about Kate Moss's lurid birthday "orgy" (= she made out with a bunch of other models.) At least they included some sexy pictures of her to help you imagine what all the hot model-on-model action might have looked like. (notw.typepad.com)

"Sex And Candy" Book Party: Eat Your Heart Out

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"The Lovely Mistresses" Calendar Party: Mission Accomplished!

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Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art Finds Its Opening

Tired of all those stuffy, pretentious gallery openings where nobody has any fun? Feeling the need for some sex, booze, and pasties? Look no further than Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art Show, which has graduated from naughty art class to naughty art exhibition. Curated by long-time Crush Object Molly Crabapple, the show runs from November 21 to December 20 at Rapture Cafe in New York City, and features some of the best (and, we might add, hottest) work produced at Dr. Sketchy's sessions from around the globe. Those who are really needing a debauchery fix, should stop by the opening party on November 27, because everyone knows that art is more powerful when surrounded by liquor and hot babes. More »

Porn Star Halloween Spectacular(s)

Despite appearances to the contrary, Halloween really isn't among our favorite holidays here at Fleshbot. Maybe it has something to do with the kind of costumes everyone assumes we're interested in, but we've always thought that by dressing up as a sexy-fill-in-the-blank every October 31 you're basically admitting that you're not sexy the other 364 days of the year. Which is sort of sad when you think about it. More »

First there were Facebook gifts, which allowed users to spend (real) money to send virtual gifts to their friends. Then there were "naughty" Facebook gifts, which allowed users to spend money to send their friends thongs, condoms, joysticks, and pearl necklaces. Now those naughty gifts are getting out of cyberspace, with a series of adult parties being thrown by Naughty Gifts this week. Here's hoping they've got enough (real) pearl necklaces for everyone! (wired.com)

Amsterdam Clinic Weekend 2007

From drizzly, sexy Scotland we turn our attention to drizzly, sexy Amsterdam, where hundreds of latex- and rubber-clad revelers convened last week to discuss the urgencies of public health care reform at fetishwear emporium Absolute Danny's Clinic Weekend and fetish party. OK, so public health care reform wasn't really the focus of this particular brand of Clinic ... but we're pretty sure we spotted some sexy bondage nurses in globe trotting photographer Michael Diamond's exhaustive coverage of the event, along with dildo-wielding mistresses, live masturbation shows, erotic self-mutilation performances (don;t worry, the blood was fake), milk-lapping babes in rubber kittysuits, and more sexy Japanese schoolgirl uniforms than you can shake your flogger at. More »

NYC Cooch Party Report: Freak Out For A Cause

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Party Report: "Bachelor Party" Is Good, Clean Fun

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Candida Royalle's "Under The Covers" Release Party

If you've ever doubted that there is indeed a market for porn for women, consider this: on the Monday night after the Super Bowl, director Candida Royalle and her equally delicious producer Jamye Waxman threw a release party for their latest feature "Under the Covers", and it was packed. Granted, porn is uniquely capable of getting meathead football fans to crawl out of their post-bean dip and Budweiser haze, but this wasn't that kind of party: though all but one cast member made an appearance, anyone who wasn't in the know had to play a game of "find the porno star" since pretty much everyone was—brace yourself—wearing modest outfits. (Well, with the exception of the stunning Syren, who even in subzero New York weather can wear whatever the hell she wants and still be hot.) Candida assisted in the performer IDs by introducing the cast, during which she managed to embarrass male talent Johnny Dannon by trying to get him to tell the story behind his last name, which apparently has to do with the positive effect yogurt has on the taste of jizz. Maybe that's the difference between porn for women and the regular kind: it entertains and educates! -AR More »

"Porny Monster" Premiere Party

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