Fleshbot: paparazzi

Mischa Barton Hangs Out In London

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:10:02 EDT

Mischa Barton may be the cute girl who used to be on that one show, but it's still possible to get up close and really personal with her. You just have to be a paparazzo who is willing to climb into the back seat of a London cab and take a few pictures. That's how you learn really important things like her dress size—or rather, what dress size is maybe a little too big for her teeny-tiny frame and will give you a pretty good glimpse of her left breast. And you thought you weren't going to learn anything fun today!

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Cindy Crawford Reminds Us Of Something (Hint: Her Nipples)

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:00:00 EDT

Cindy Crawford may be "retired" or whatever it is supermodels do when they stop walking down runways and just spend all of their time hanging out on yachts with their swimsuit tops off so that the paparazzi can take pictures of them, which is kind of like modeling in its own way, but ... wait, what were we talking about again? Oh, yeah—we still want to see Cindy Crawford naked. Old habits die hard.

Bar Refaeli In A Bikini: What More Can You Ask For?

Jonnobot — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:10:39 EDT

As the tipster who sent us a link to these photos of Israeli model and professional glamourpuss Bar Refaeli on vacation in St. Tropez said in an email today, "If the subject line 'Bar Refaeli In A Bikini' didn't get you to click, I give up." Mission accomplished! (Besides, we couldn't think of anything more to add—for some reason, we're sort of feeling speechless all of a sudden.) (lessclothes.com)

Kate Moss' Boobs Sail The Seven Seas

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:05:45 EDT

What is it about spending the day at sea that makes women go topless? Lately we've been treated to Portia de Rossi's nautical charms, then superWAG Maria Beatriz Anthony rocked our boats... and now professional glamourpuss Kate Moss proves that nothing helps give you your sea legs than taking off your top. We are so totally buying a yacht next year. (Click thumbnail for photo gallery.)

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We were overwhelmed by the response to yesterday's...

Jonnobot — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:50:25 EDT

We were overwhelmed by the response to yesterday's post in which we asked Fleshbot readers to tell us what turned them on, and have already started doing the research to bring you exactly what you've been looking for. While you're waiting, though, can we interest you in these photos of Eva Longoria canoodling with a fire hydrant? We're sure someone was going to get around to adding that to the request list sooner or later, and what with our busy schedules it's always nice to be able to cross things off our list whenever we can. (vanityspy.com)

Ah, summertime ... when one man's wife and/or...

Jonnobot — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 13:10:23 EDT

Ah, summertime ... when one man's wife and/or girlfriend becomes another one's wank fodder. Yes, we know that happens all the time during the other three seasons as well, but you have to admit all that topless sunbathing makes the process a hell of a lot easier. (on205th.com)

We're glad to see that Ashley Dupre(e) hasn't...

Jonnobot — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:25:54 EDT

We're glad to see that Ashley Dupre(e) hasn't let her stunning notoriety keep her from enjoying a day at the shore in her bikini—though after having watched her porn doppelganger in action over the last couple of weeks, maybe seeing her enjoying a day at the shore in her bikini isn't as exciting as it might have been. (vanityspy.com)

We interrupt whatever you may be doing right...

Jonnobot — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:45:03 EDT

We interrupt whatever you may be doing right now to let you know that Jessica Alba has been spotted both (1) pregnant and (2) wearing a bikini ... at the same time! It's like getting a chance to indulge two of your kinks for the price of one, except you don't even have to pay anything to check out the pictures! (egotastic.com)

Spice Girl Bodies Outlive Their Body Of Work

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 29 May 2008 10:50:00 EDT

We've probably reached the point where we can stop referring to Melanie Brown as "Scary Spice." On the other hand, if she wasn't a member of the inexplicably still popular Spice Girls, no one would have taken pictures of her on the beach and then you wouldn't get to see her post-baby body soaking up the sun. We suppose that technically the group is still together, but we haven't bought any of their CD's ... er, heard their songs on the radio in quite a while. It's not like we're secretly interested in another comeback tour—that'd be silly! Nope, just the cleavage, please!

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Photos: Splash News

And speaking of celebs going wild in France:...

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 19 May 2008 11:55:58 EDT

And speaking of celebs going wild in France: we're not sure how we missed these topless pictures of Lily Allen sunning herself on vacation recently. Thankfully, pictures of boobs never seem to go bad. (thesuperficial.com)

Angelina Jolie Gives Us A Glimpse Of Her Cannes

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 19 May 2008 11:00:00 EDT

Angelina Jolie spent last week at the Cannes Film Festival promoting her latest project—the twins growing inside her belly. (Rumor has it, she's giving birth to a talking panda bear.) While in France, she also found some time to inadvertently promote something else: Angelina should know by now that she can't pick her nose without some eager paparazzo getting a photo of it, but that didn't deter her from changing her shirt on an open air balcony and giving the world a brief telescopic shot of her boobs. Perhaps the pregnancy made them easier to see? Or perhaps at this point in her career and life, she just doesn't care. We've all basically memorized what she looks like naked and out of all the things that get published about her and her growing brood each day, a grainy nipple shot is sort of a drop in the bucket. A little pink drop on a nice round bucket ...

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· Photos via Splash News
· See also: "From heroin to heroine | Angelina Jolie in drug den video" (thesun.co.uk)

We think that actress Natasha Richardson...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:45:07 EDT

We think that actress Natasha Richardson might be trying to direct our attention somewhere ... but what exactly does she want us to see? Sorry, you're going to have to be a little more obvious than that. (pics @ dailymail.co.uk, via nerve.com; with bonus Stephanie Seymour sideboob!)

British pop singer-turned-actress Billie...

Jonnobot — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:03:22 EDT

British pop singer-turned-actress Billie Piper is the latest celebrity from across the pond to find out that there's no better way to increase your worldwide name recognition and fan base than to have some topless pictures of yourself wind up on the interweb. And rumor has it that she's actually pregnant in these pictures too ... which means her worldwide fan base just got that much bigger. (hollywoodtuna.com)

Young Wizard Magically Conjures Adult Upskirt!

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:08:08 EDT

Emma Watson—better known as Harry Potter's spunky sidekick Hermione Granger—turned 18 last week to surprisingly little fanfare: the internets weren't aflame on that big day like they have been with certain barely legal stars in the past, but maybe it takes a little longer sometimes to get that first grownup sexy photo out to the masses. Like six whole days. We're sure there are plenty of frustrated post-pubescent wizards who are thrilled to get this sneak peak beneath her robes, but with three more Hogwarts movies on the way it does feel a little premature to be sexing up this kid-friendly star so soon. What's that you say? Everyone already knows what her co-star's penis looks like? Oh, carry on then. (Click below for a close up.)

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· Emma Watson Upskirt Photos (wwtdd.com)

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Previously: Daniel Radcliffe in "Equus": Harry Potter Who?, Steven Klein Does Daniel Radcliffe, Barely Legal Watch: Hayden Panettiere Works Quickly

Everyone's been getting their shorts in...

Jonnobot — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:29:19 EDT

Everyone's been getting their shorts in a bunch over that Vogue cover, but meanwhile Gisele Bundchen has also been getting her ass rubbed down on photo shoots by random swarthy looking guys and we haven't been hearing any complaints about that. Where's your sense of outrage people? That could be you enjoying that job! (egotastic.com)

Professional glamourpuss and "Britain's...

Jonnobot — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:18:20 EST

Professional glamourpuss and "Britain's Next Top Model" also-ran Abigail Clancy may not be well known on this side of the pond, but all that may change if she keeps on wearing see-through dresses with tiger print panties underneath in public. Hey, fledgling media starlets can always use all the extra exposure they can get. (hollywoodtuna.com)

As much as we love a good upskirt shot,...

Jonnobot — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:52:39 EST

As much as we love a good upskirt shot, we think throwing yourself on the sidewalk under Jessica Alba as she passes by might be going a bit too far to get one. (Then again, if this hadn't happened TMZ wouldn't have been able to use the term "pap smear" to describe the incident, and then where would we be?) (tmz.com)

Oh, Nicolette Sheridan ... as if it weren't...

Jonnobot — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:05:41 EST

Oh, Nicolette Sheridan ... as if it weren't enough for you to be running around with your boob hanging out of your bikini top lately, must we watch you getting humped on the beach by your boyfriend Michael Bolton too? We thought that whole "aging gracefully" concept meant leaving things like that to the Britneys and Lindsays of the world—but as long as you seem to be reliving your reckless youth, we're not complaining. (bastardly.com)

We're a little bummed that such an obvious...

Jonnobot — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:54:11 EST

We're a little bummed that such an obvious and relatively uninteresting candidate as Nicolette Sheridan stands a very real chance of supplying the last celebrity nip slip of 2007. Then again, there's three days left 'til the end of the year, so maybe there's hope that Scarlett Johansson might still snag the title after all. (We can dream, can't we?) (egotastic.com)

Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 13:53:26 EST

Lists make excellent fodder for easy end-of-the-year posts, in much the same way that a celebrity nipple or embarrassing bikini malfunctions makes for easy rest-of-the-year posts. (You don't know what it's like sitting around on a slow news day begging for someone like Sharon Stone to forget her sense of decency for a moment until you've walked a mile in our shoes.) But if famous people didn't periodically lose their minds and do something naughty, all of our lives would be a lot less boring. It's true that some of the folks on this list of our favorite celebrity moments of 2007 have even been know to make movies or albums on occasion, but generally those aren't nearly as entertaining.

Check out some of the moments that kept our jobs interesting this year after the jump.

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10

Not Meg White
Sometimes the best sex scandals are the ones that aren't true. Did White Stripes rhythm section Meg White really bang some college student in his dorm and let him film it? Does it even matter?

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Britney's Downward Spiral, Stage 3
So ... um ... yeah ... that happened. Moving on ...

8

Hayden's Barely Legal Year
Another hot young babe had her "it's no longer creepy" party, to be followed next year by her "whatever happened to?" fiesta (i.e., her 19th birthday).

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Everybody's Preggers!
Salma. Christina. Halle. Jessica. J-Love. Jaime-Lynn? (No comment on that one.) Everyone seems to have forgone the sexy on-camera Hollywood screwing for the private, baby-making kind. On the plus side, bigger boobs are always nice.

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Anything Sienna Miller Does. Ever.
Seriously, we're not sure if this gal even owns a shirt, much less knows how to wear one, but we're just glad that her dedication to the cause of the celebrity nudity is so strong and vital.

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Amy Fisher Understands A Good Press Event
Step aside, all you amateur scandalebrities: let a real tabloid veteran show you how it's done!

4

Natalie Portman's Ass
Better in theory than in iPod-quality practice, but any chance to see Ms. Portman sans culottes is a chance we're never going to pass up.

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Kim Kardashian: Superstar?
The Paris Hilton "famous for being famous while having sex" phenomenon comes full circle, as her former sidekick parlays her fame by association into a TV show, a Playboy shoot and the worst Vivid video of all time. But at least she's not shy.

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Vanessa Hudgens' Graduation Gift
Even gay men agree: don't send your high school musical boyfriend full-frontal nudie pics unless you're absolutely sure he can be trusted to not share them with ~~all his friends~~ Planet Earth. (P.S. You can't.)

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Vanessa and Nick's Excellent Adventure
While they are not the biggest names on this list, the Mexican hot tub dance between pseudo-celebrities Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo was quite possibly our biggest story of the year. We hope that had more to do with the revelation of Vanessa's generous bush than Nick's pained o-face, but the moral, as always, is that watching famous people do dirty things is a terrific way to pass the time.

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Honorable Mention: Sharon Stone's Outrageous Cameltoe, Marisa Tomei Wakes The Dead, and Mr. Skin's Top 20 Nude Scenes Of 2007